Chapter 1 Man is inferior to a dog and a ...... meteor

Night SH, Night SH, SH is a city that never sleeps......

The lights are bright and green, the staggered and staggered, the traffic is busy, the coming and going is endless, the world is like this, the earth is also like this, there is no one less, there is more people, it still takes care of itself.

In a room in a tube building, Li Xiaobai, who was dizzy, looked at the lime cracked ceiling with empty eyes and burped heavily.

Today is an unlucky day, and it can be called the most unlucky day in Li Xiaobai's more than 20 years of unlucky years.

Li Xiaobai is a college student who graduated from a third-rate university majoring in veterinary medicine, and after graduation, he came all the way to SH and applied for a job in a large pet hospital - bathing pets, and washing them for a whole year.

Today, Li Xiaobai bathed his pet as usual, and when he washed a bulldog that was as fat as a pig, the bulldog didn't know what to do and bit Li Xiaobai's arm. Li Xiaobai was angry on the spot, wash and wash, Lao Tzu has bathed his pet for a year, and he knows that he asked Lao Tzu to bathe his pet, and your uncle is bullied and discriminated against, and now dogs dare to bully Lao Tzu, go to your uncle.

So Li Xiaobai interacted with the biting bulldog and reminisced about the classic childhood animation "Football Player", Li Xiaobai's toes kissed the buttocks of the bulldog, and the bulldog slid across the graceful parabola, according to Newton's law of inertia......

Anyway, the pit bull's leg was broken, and the pet hospital fired Li Xiaobai, and even the previous half month's salary was "taken" to treat the pit bull.

A little disheartened, a year after graduation, I bathed my pet in this ghost place for a year, and now I'm expelled, it's a shame to think about it, let alone talk about it. Li Xiaobai wants to leave here and leave this ghost place, but the question arises again, where to go?

Li Xiaobai's hometown is in XA, a small mountain village in the Qinling Mountains at the back. When Li Xiaobai was less than ten years old, his father and uncle encountered an accident when they went into the mountains to collect medicine, and his father fell into the cliff in order to save his uncle, and when he found it again, there was only a pile of scattered bones. Within two years, Li Xiaobai's mother also died of depression, and his uncle took him over to raise him.

The uncle's family has only one daughter, named Li Liqin, whose nickname is Xiaoqin, five years younger than Li Xiaobai, and follows Li Xiaobai like a fart all day long, "brother, brother", which is the pearl of the uncle's family. Li Xiaobai was seriously autistic for a long time after losing his parents, even if his uncle and aunt treated him like his own son, Li Xiaobai would only speak when he was alone with Xiaoqin.

It's been a year since graduation, Li Xiaobai hasn't been home once, only once a month on the phone, Xiaoqin should be a senior in high school now, she is so miserable now, if she goes home, it will be a big sin if she makes Xiaoqin sad and has no intention of learning.

Xiaoqin is not as good as Li Xiaobai, the uncompetitive brother, not only beautiful but also very smart, from childhood to the size of the big exam, almost all of them are in the top three of the grade, and there is a great hope of being admitted to a famous university in the future, and Li Xiaobai has always felt that their Xiaoqin is the most beautiful girl in the world, there is no one.

Li Xiaobai went downstairs at the ATM at the entrance of the supermarket downstairs and put half of the deposit into the uncle's Agricultural Bank card, and called home in the telephone supermarket on the side, saying that the pet hospital had sent him a bonus, because he cured his dog for a very rich customer (yes, the leg is broken, and he will learn to Sven).

It was the uncle who answered the phone, and he told Li Xiaobai seriously, and said that he would call back the money sent back by Li Xiaobai tomorrow, saying that the young man should save some money to get his daughter-in-law, and the uncle was also counting on hugging the big fat boy soon. Li Xiaobai was so good that he dispelled the uncle's thoughts.

Then the phone came to the hands of the aunt, and it was another chatter, asking Li Xiaobai to pay attention to his body outside, don't freeze when it's cold alone, don't cover it when it's hot, don't offend people by having a good relationship with colleagues, remember to come back during the Chinese New Year this year. Last year, during the Chinese New Year, my aunt had already made an appointment with several girls in the town, but your kid didn't come back for the New Year in order to avoid the blind date, so big, this year is definitely not allowed to be so naughty.

The chatter has been said several times, and Li Xiaobai still feels very warm in his heart. Since it was not the end of the month, Xiaoqin was not at home, it was a pity that she couldn't talk to Xiaoqin, and after chatting for a while, the aunt was distressed and reluctant to hang up on the long-distance call.

After paying fifteen yuan and seven cents, Li Xiaobai walked outside, shook his head, he was a little dizzy in the room before, and the night of SH in September was a little cold, and the wind was not for a while, just sobering up.

It's not a bustling road section, and Li Xiaobai can't afford to rent a good road section, and a car with headlights and a dazzling metal paint body drives by, leaving Li Xiaobai with a burst of pungent car exhaust.

Li Xiaobai chirped heavily, raised his middle finger at the car that drove by, and cursed these bastards for impotence when they played with the car shock, isn't it just a car, and I will have it in the future.

What a big deal, young man, isn't it just that you have lost your job, and you just need to look for it again. Damn bulldogs, damn pet hospitals, when Lao Tzu is developed in the future, take two bulldogs back to that pet hospital, and invite them to eat fragrant meat hot pot, haha......ha Everything is conceived, and it is almost developed.

Lonely streets, dim lights, the edge of the road, frustrated youth, debauchery laughing.

What is it that makes a sunny youth stand on the edge of the road, is this a moral degradation, or is it a postmodernist rebellion against the oppression of reality?

What is it that makes a young man laugh so horribly, the night is long, he has no intention of sleeping, where does the owner of laughter go? What is the story behind the laughter?

In a dark corner, a lewd young man with a camera gently lowered the shutter, very good, no one found out, Ha Luha, this is the news tomorrow, I have to call the editor-in-chief immediately, I want to set the front page.

After blowing the wind for a while, Li Xiaobai's mind cleared up a lot, there was a hardware store selling newspapers across the street, although Li Xiaobai had never figured out what the hardware store had to do with selling newspapers in addition to being able to sell them, but it did not prevent Li Xiaobai from buying a newspaper with a job advertisement in the past.

However, Li Xiaobai forgot one thing, the ancients once said: "Bad luck comes one after another." ”

I don't remember exactly which ancient person said Li Xiaobai, the elementary school Chinese teacher died early, it was the old man in the village next door to them, and Li Xiaobai went to bow when he was doing white things, it seems to be Confucius, it seems to be Mencius.

When he called, Li Xiaobai checked the landline to see if there was any leakage, and when he crossed the street, Li Xiaobai looked at the car again, thinking that bad luck would not happen one after another, when it was foolproof, no one thought that a meteor from outside the sky flashed in the night sky, dragging a beautiful tail and accurately hitting Li Xiaobai's head.

"Holy! Big news! Headlines! Lao Tzu is going to be famous! Hurry up and take two more shots. ”

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"According to the Observatory, it is expected that from nine to ten o'clock tonight, the XXX constellation small meteor shower will begin to reach the earth, and the atmospheric visibility in SH City will be better tonight, and the majority of astronomy enthusiasts can observe it directly with the naked eye on the balcony."

"Now insert the latest news, ten minutes ago in the XXX section, a man was hit in the head by a meteor, and has now been sent to the hospital for rescue, not out of danger for the time being. According to relevant experts, after the meteor enters the atmosphere, it will burn violently due to air friction, and there is often no one in a hundred, and the example of being hit by a meteor on the human body occurred in Russia in 1876, which is very rare, and its probability is no less than that of even ten periods of sports lottery ......"