Chapter 122: Bread Swallow

At night, Li Xiaobai took a comfortable bath of cypress leaves and lay on the bed.

He made a call to Chu Yunfei about his sister, believing that it was just a trivial matter for Colonel Chu Yunfei Chu. Not to mention giving Li Liqin, who has passed the score, a place in Tsinghua University, is a pig, and it is not a matter of minutes for a colonel to stuff it in. Anyway, now that many celebrities are on fire, they all go to this famous school to gild, and each takes what he needs.

However, Li Liqin still couldn't figure it out, sulking alone in the room, Ye Aiying didn't let her in, but Zhuang Xiaomeng was not afraid that she would do anything irrational inside. There is no way, the pride in my heart has to face the cruel reality and everyone is like this when I retreat, I need to figure it out by myself, this is a process, no one can escape, unless it is a wild man in the mountains.

Closing the door and light, Li Xiaobai entered the system space with four pets.

This battle was a bit big, and Sasakiko took a book and hid it to the side very interestingly.

Li Xiaobai felt that he might be a little cruel, and after locking Sasakiko here for nearly a year, he gave her some movies and books to relieve her boredom, which was really hard for her not to go crazy. But think about it, Sasakiko was originally going to kill him, and Li Xiaobai also thought about killing Sasaki, but he didn't make a ruthless move at that time, as for the current situation, it's good, before he found a suitable way, Li Xiaobai didn't plan to release Sasaki out of the city.

As for killing, she was only ordered to do so. Anyway, after getting along for so long, Xiaobai decided that she had no ill will towards Li Xiaobai, she felt that Li Xiaobai was a strange alien, and Li Xiaobai treated her as an ordinary woman, which was good.

"Xiaobai, take out what I have deposited."

"Good user."

A copy of "The Yellow Emperor's Eighty-one Difficult Scriptures", a nine-tailed fox's fur, a peachwood sword, and a nine-tailed fox's inner dan.

As soon as the thing appeared, Li Xiaobai heard a "meow", and the bread quickly pounced, swallowing the nine-tailed fox's Neidan in one bite, and burped contentedly, and then rolled up into a ball and fell asleep.

"I'll ...... My Nedan ......"

Li Xiaobai grabbed the bread distressedly and looked left and right, the bread had slept like a dead pig, Li Xiaobai was not distressed about the bastard of bread, but distressed about Neidan...... How many mysterious things, just gone? Li Xiaobai originally planned to get it to eat it himself, but it was written in the novel, XXX accidentally ate the inner dan of the XXX demon beast, and since then all kinds of.

"You return my Neidan, return my Neidan......" Li Xiaobai shook the bread that had fallen asleep, but the bread couldn't wake up at all, and he was very shyly pushed Li Xiaobai's hand with his paws when he was half-asleep and half-awake, as if to say.

Masturbation, nasty, don't.

"Beasts have the instinct to seek advantage and avoid harm, and the fact that the enchanting beast took the initiative to devour the nine-tailed fox's Neidan means that it must have discovered that this Neidan is of great benefit to it, which is a good thing. If users want to enhance the body, please choose the first choice of strengthening drugs, safe and pollution-free, green and healthy, no side effects, the Universe Alliance inspection-free products, you deserve it. Xiaobai said.

"I want Neidan, return my Neidan, Xiaobai, do an open surgery on the bread and take Neidan out!"

“…… Users should respect themselves. ”

Sasakiko glanced at Li Xiaobai, the strange alien gentleman, strangely, and didn't know what Lu was doing for him to keep shaking the cat called bread, and he was still saying strange things in his mouth, what Neidan, surgery.

Forget it, who knows, it's strange anyway, otherwise it wouldn't be Mr. Alien.

Li Xiaobai finally couldn't go back to Neidan, the bread turned into a nine-tailed cat after sleeping for three days, that's right, it was a copy of the nine-tailed fox, turned into a nine-tailed cat, and there were eight more fluffy tails behind the buttocks, a total of nine, it looked like a fluffy lump, in Li Liqin's opinion, it was kawaii, but in Li Xiaobai's opinion, it was under-flattened.

After unilaterally obtaining Li Xiaobai's consent, Li Liqin posted the photos of the bread on the Internet, and took the bread out of the box to show off to tourists.

There's no way, a woman in anger can't be provoked, this is a wise saying, Lao Tzu and Confucius have said, by the way, there are coconuts abroad.

I don't know what a "coconut" is, but Jesus, the Son of Jehovah, is.

"Have you seen a picture of a nine-tailed cat?"

"Nine-tails? I'm also an angel cat.,Some time ago, there was a lot of noise.,Isn't it a cat with deformed ears or a deformed back.,Strange-looking.。 ”

"You're lonely and unheard of, and now it's crazy on the Internet, the appearance of the nine-tailed cat is quite perfect, and you can't see any flaws."

"What, wait, I'm going to spend a while."

In less than a few days, the new shape of bread spread on the Internet, countless cat controls were discussing, and even a few hackers hacked into Li Liqin's notebook, which Li Xiaobai bought for her to celebrate her college entrance examination.

As a result, countless QQ friend applications and strange calls rushed to the poor Li Liqin, who had been "harassed" by tourists, basically these people had no malicious intent, they just wanted more photos and even videos, and some local tyrant friends would ask, is this cat for sale? Whatever it takes.

Li Liqin had no choice but to try to pretend to be pitiful and ask her brother for help.

"Alas, you can't live by doing your own evil, the power of the cat control is infinite, and now you know that you are wrong." Li Xiaobai said it seriously.

"Hmm." Li Liqin pretended to be more obedient than a good cat.

As the so-called Li Xiaobai knew whether there was a way to do it as soon as he made a move, the old method is also a very effective method that people in the whole world are using, and experts refute the rumors.

A snake with two heads, a cat with nine tails, a toad with three legs...... It's not a big deal, most people are just curious, and as soon as things are broken, it's boring, just like magic, it looks magical, but the principle is often teasing you.

Where are the experts?

There are people in the Golden Monkey Sanctuary, a group of serious researchers, especially Niu Li, a bastard, Li Xiaobai still has a grudge, so he handed over this kind of embarrassing task to him, as for how to operate, that is Niu Li's business.

Bastard does what bastard does, he must be handy.

So it didn't take long for such a video to appear on the Internet, "XXX Expert Explains Why There Are Nine-Tailed Cats", which was very popular, but it was all scolded. The reason is very simple, just because the explanation of the expert in the video is too nonsense, how nonsense. Here's what the experts have to say in the video.

“…… Everyone knows that the cat has multiple children in one litter, and also knows what a conjoined baby is. As for the nine-tailed cat, after our scientific research has confirmed, it is obvious that a female cat is pregnant with nine kittens, but in the process of pregnancy, the embryos of the nine kittens are connected and fused together, and finally become this strange cat with only one head, four legs, but nine tails, which is what everyone calls the nine-tailed cat......"

I have to say that is nonsense, but it is very effective, and netizens' pursuit of nine-tailed cats has gradually decreased.

After all, curiosity is only temporary, and it's normal to be curious when you feel fresh. But what about after curiosity? Eat early, wash and sleep, and go to work tomorrow.