Chapter 17: Ah, you've got boogers here
When Tan Yu and Xiang Wei came out of the Heavenly Wheel Illusion, they were stunned to find Tong Que standing in front of them with a smile and looking at the two of them.
"Tong ...... Sister Tong?" Tan Yu looked at Tong Que very suspiciously, "Why are you here?"
"No, to be precise, I'm not a Tongque," the person in front of him shook his head, "I'm a substitute for Tongque, in words you can understand, a doppelganger." ”
Doppelganger?
"I've been ordered to follow you in the shadows, and I'll come out to help you when you're in big trouble. Tong Que's agent smiled kindly at Xiangwei, "I have eliminated the aura of the evil spirit emitted by the ghostly rage, so I don't have to worry about attracting other exorcists." ”
"That's right...... Thank you. Xiangwei said with a sigh of relief.
Tongque's eyes narrowed slightly, "You don't need to thank you, that's my obligation." Also, I'm good at listening to the arts, so I know what you're saying in the Heavenly Wheel Illusion. ”
"What the hell is that?" Tan Yu asked as he looked at Xiangwei and was puzzled.
"It's just that you can hear what others think, which is what you humans often call 'mind reading'......" Xiangwei replied with a surprised face, "But the Truth Hearing Technique should be a spell that has long been lost......
"It's been lost for a long time, maybe a hundred or two hundred years. Tong Que Dai Xing Ti smiled faintly, "This should be the interesting thing about my subject, because she will have many exercises that should have disappeared from history a long time ago." As he spoke, Tongque shook his fingers, "Because of this, it is enough to pass on to Mr. Tan Yu one or two cultivators to exorcise demons and destroy evil spirits." Also, Miss Xiangwei, I agree with you very much, so I will use the empowerment technique to teach Mr. Tan Yu the exercises. ”
The person in front of him respectfully used honorifics to Tan Yu and Xiangwei, which made the two of them uncomfortable.
"Excuse me...... What exercises are you going to teach him?" Xiangwei, who had goosebumps straightening up, asked a little unnaturally about the acting body of Tongque.
"Tiangang Cold Flame," Tong Que replied succinctly.
"Tiangang with geese?" Tan Yu blinked, indicating that he didn't understand at all.
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, you can just remember it. As he spoke, he pointed his right index finger at Tan Yu's eyebrows. Immediately after that, a large stream of information drilled into Tan Yu's mind.
What shocked Tan Yu was that the holy power of this set of exercises, the cyan flame, was crowded together with the ghost qi, flowing together in the big and small Zhou Tian and the heavenly wheel in Tan Yu's body. The ghost qi seemed to see someone robbing his runway, and the speed of the rush was greatly accelerated, and the blue cold flame was not to be outdone, and followed closely behind the ghost qi's ass.
"It'...... In the automatic operation, ...... "Tan Yu looked at his hands in disbelief, and then looked at the Tongque agent with a warm smile.
"Yes, this is a set of sect cultivation exercises that can be operated automatically," Tong Que Xing Ti explained with a light smile, "Because I thought that if Mr. Tan Yu wanted to cultivate the Nine Yin Demon Classics, I am afraid that he would not have too much energy to run another set of exercises to suppress the ghost qi." ”
Tan Yu was stunned after hearing this, and then put his hands on the shoulders of Tongque's substitute body with a handful of snot and tears, "Sister Tong, you are really kind to me!"
“...... So, I'll take my leave. Tongque ignored Tan Yu's touch, slapped his hands away, and disappeared in place in the next second.
“...... Eh, it's gone?" Tan Yu looked at the place where Tongque's acting body was originally standing in surprise, but he was stunned for only a few seconds, he immediately sorted out his emotions, and turned to look at Xiangwei, "Sister Xiangwei, take me to cultivate the Nine Yin Demon Classic." ”
As he spoke, Tan Yu's eyes were full of adoration, "Speaking of which, Sister Xiangwei, you are so powerful, there are actually eight heavenly wheels, and I still haven't figured out how to make spiritual power stick to the heavenly wheels." After personally cultivating and knowing the difficulty of cultivation, Tan Yu said sincerely.
"Hmph, now you know how good I am!" Hearing Tan Yu praising her, Xiangwei proudly puffed up her chest and raised her little head, "But don't worry! Even if you are the kind of person who is not good, as long as there is a genius like me by your side to direct you, you will soon be able to master the trick!"
After speaking, Xiangwei once again inhaled the spirit in the house into her abdomen and transformed it into spiritual power, and then suddenly dived into Tan Yu's Heavenly Wheel Illusion.
In this way, the two of them spent the whole afternoon in the Heavenly Wheel Fantasy Realm.
By the time they came out again, it was seven o'clock in the evening. It's autumn now, so at this time the sky is completely dark, and the city of Longtao is brightly lit.
Xiangwei, who forcibly dragged Tan Yu out because of hunger, was clamoring to eat. As a result, Tan Yu and Xiangwei were denied entry to the Big Bucktooth Cafeteria.
"Damn! What do they mean!" Tan Yu couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, "Isn't it just to eat more at their house at noon!"
"Forget it, Birdman," Xiangwei shook her head indifferently, and then she looked at the roast whole sheep restaurant next to her with sparkling eyes, "Let's go to that house!"
"No, no, no, Sister Xiangwei, it's a matter of face," Tan Yu said with a seemingly serious look, "The more the cafeteria doesn't let us in, the more we should go to the cafeteria." ”
What are you kidding! There's a buffet restaurant around here!!
Tan Yu thought sadly in his heart, considering Xiangwei's amount of food and her stomach pouch, which can be called a black hole...... Tan Yu didn't want to go to an ordinary restaurant and let his grandfather Mao leave him.
"Sister Xiangwei, let's go to the city! Don't you want to eat mutton, there seems to be a self-service hot pot in the city, let's go there and eat mutton!" Tan Yu seriously encouraged Xiangwei to stay away from the normal restaurant.
"......" Xiangwei suddenly looked at Tan Yu with a strange expression, "There is a mutton shop in front of you, why do you want to go far?"
As the eldest lady of the dragon clan, Xiangwei has been stretching out her hand since she was a child, although she does not discriminate against poor people, but there is no concept of money in her little brain. This also makes Xiangwei completely unable to understand Tan Yu's true intentions now.
"That's because...... Because ......" Tan Yu couldn't say anything.
"I don't care! I want meat now!!" Xiangwei began to lose her temper, grabbed Tan Yu's wrist and dragged him into the restaurant called 'Bumpman Roasted Whole Sheep'.
"Waiter, let's start with a whole sheep. ”
"Woooooooooo......oo My wallet...... My Grandpa Mao ......"
At the dinner table, I didn't see how Tan Yu moved his chopsticks, because he had been secretly wiping his tears.
Just as Xiangwei was eating, a few 'colorful' moxicans came over with their heads shaking.
Tan Yu, who was not in the mood to eat at all, naturally noticed the movements of those guys. In fact, not long after he and Xiangwei came out of the cave, this group of people had been following them. Until now, they had stayed on a table not far away, looking at Xiangwei with sleek eyes. The eyes of those little gangsters who looked like pigs were almost going to fall on Xiangwei's body, which made Tan Yu extremely unhappy! I haven't dared to look at Sister Xiangwei so bare fruitfully, you don't know which moxican jumped out of the middle and don't insult her with your eyes!
A few thugs walked to the side of Tan Yu's table, led by a guy with a big mole on the corner of his mouth, staring at Xiangwei with a lewd smile on his face, and said to Tan Yu: "Yo! Boy, the girl is good!"
"Of course!" Tan Yu replied without panicking, "Of course my sister Xiangwei is good!
The gangster who hit the head was slightly stunned, and suddenly a little confused. He's here to find trouble, so why is he, a troublemaker, being praised instead? This doesn't fit the routine!
Xiangwei didn't react to these people who ran out to find trouble, just frowned and continued to gobble up without a squeak. Although it would be a loss of her identity as a high-ranking demon to do something to these inferior monkeys, she was also very unhappy that someone disturbed her to eat.
"Speaking of which......" Tan Yu didn't give the thug any time to react, he staggered to his feet, just about to say something, but suddenly his eyes widened as if he had discovered a new world, and pointed at the corner of the thug's mouth, "Ah! you have a boogie here!"
When the five or six thugs heard this, they immediately looked at Tan Yu angrily.
"Grass, how the are you talking to our big brother!" "Big brother, say something, we'll him right away!" the thugs scolded so noisily.
And the gangster who hit the head also had a very ugly face, and he nodded the mole on the corner of his mouth, "Fool, do you have any common sense! This is a mole! Not boogia!"
"Of course I know that thing is a mole," Tan Yu said with a wink, as a matter of course, "I mean what is stuck to the other end of the mole." ”
The thugs were stunned again, and then quickly reacted. The bastard's face was flushed, and the blue veins on his forehead were bulging, "Damn! Who the are you scolding! Do you know who I am!"
"Yes. Tan Yu nodded, "Boogers." ”
"I'm damn you!" the thug roared angrily and smashed his fist at Tan Yu's head.
Tan Yu just reached forward with his hand, and stretched out his finger seemingly casually and flicked it in front of the gangster's forehead.
Tan Yu has the ghost qi of the Five Ghost Heavenly Tricks in his body, and this ghost qi has instantly filled a heavenly wheel in Tan Yu's body and passed away, so this ghost qi has already carried out the first round of transformation of Tan Yu's body. The current Tan Yu's physical function is almost seven to eight times that of a man in his prime.
Tan Yu's easy flick made the gangster's head rise, and with a terrifying force, his head flipped back, and he took several steps back in pain, fell on the empty table opposite, fell heavily to the ground, and fainted.
The other gangsters who were still eager to rush up and beat Tan Yu up with fat were immediately frightened when they saw that their boss was actually knocked unconscious with their fingers.
"You...... What did you do!" A thug looked at Tan Yu in disbelief.
"Eh, you say me?" Tan Yu pointed at himself with an innocent expression. "I didn't do anything, I just played a boogue......"
"Boy, let me tell you, we're from the Kui Gang!" Another thug picked up the fainting eldest brother and threatened Tan Yu viciously, "Do you believe that we led someone to cut down your whole family!?"
When Tan Yu heard this, he was happy, "Oh! I have a brother who is also from the Kui Gang," Tan Yu said as he affectionately hooked the shoulders of the two gangsters, "My buddy's name is Kui Tong, it seems to be the son of your Kui gang boss...... Eh, yes, they're all their own brothers!"
As soon as those gangsters heard the name of 'Kui Tong', their brains couldn't turn around.
It seems that this kid in front of him is not lying...... Is he really a friend of Kui Tong?
These little thugs also heard their eldest brother with a mole say 'there is a life', so they didn't know the truth and came over to set up a position, they didn't know which master invited them to find trouble with Tan Yu, and they didn't know that Tan Yu had just killed Kui Tong this morning, but they did know that the son of their gang boss was Kui Tong.
These gangsters listened to Tan Yu talk about Kui and Xi about Kui Gang, and they were quite reliable, although there were still some doubts in the hearts of several people, they still believed that Tan Yu was an acquaintance of Kui Tong.
A few Moxigan's heads were so stunned that Tan Yu flickered into eating a meal together, and finally paid a huge amount of food for Xiangwei......
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