"Thunderbolt Chainsaw!"

"I'm rubbing!"

Xu Zhimo's heart perked, it sounded like it was very hanging, very domineering and very stylish. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Don't worry, hehe!"

Listening to the prompts of the system, Xu Zhimo smiled, and flicked the jade bottle lightly with his fingers, and a drop of Tianxian jade dew floated out of the jade bottle, and his mind moved, joining the fusion system.

"Hint, your 'Flame Chainsaw' can be upgraded to 'Thunderbolt Flame Chainsaw' with a 100% success rate!"

"Did you choose to upgrade?"

In the past, the success rate of fusing treasures, even if the materials were complete, was very low, and lucky stars were needed to increase the success rate, but now as long as the materials are complete, the success rate is directly 100%.

This is the benefit of the system after the VIP upgrade, after VIP3, the system directly comes with the highest luck value, no longer need to use the lucky star, and the reason, after the system upgrade, Xu Zhimo does not explode the lucky star.

RMB players and sling players, that's incomparable!

"Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade. ”

Xu Zhimo was excited for a while, and shouted in his heart: "Give me an upgrade immediately." ”

"Ding!"

"Upgrade successfully, congratulations, and get the 'Thunderbolt Chainsaw'. ”

With a system prompt, there was a 'bang' in the fusion building on the villa, and a cloud of green smoke came out, and at the same time, Xu Zhimo's chainsaw returned to the system warehouse.

The shape of the chainsaw is still the same as before, and the whole body is burning with raging flames, but under the flames, the color of the chainsaw turns a cool cyan.

Deep cold, cold, just one glance, people can't help but feel cold hairs stand up, and their hearts are inexplicably chilling and terrifying.

This is the aura that the weapon emits.

A quasi-immortal weapon can have such a shocking aura.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

Xu Zhimo dragged out the chainsaw, his arm shook, and suddenly, pulled out a terrifying flame of destruction, and there was also a thunderbolt lightning that shattered the soul of the god in the flame.

The sawtooth turned, and in the hum, the flames of destruction exploded, and the sound of thunderbolt lightning could shatter the liver and gallbladder.

The whole space seemed to be plunged into the horror of death.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations, you have comprehended the stunt: three thousand fire thunder!"

"Congratulations, you have comprehended the stunt: Fire and Thunder Protector Body Duel!"

As Xu Zhimo dragged out the chainsaw, he also comprehended the special skills possessed by the two-move weapon.

"Wow, cool death. ”

There was also an unexpected surprise, Xu Zhimo was excited again, and after admiring it for a while, he put the chainsaw back.

Chainsaw Maniac will be even more frantic from now on!

"Hey, hey!"

"Heavenly Immortal Jade Dew, which can merge all things in the world, I have to study and study. ”

After retrieving the chainsaw, Xu Zhimo laughed evilly twice, and his mind returned to the Heavenly Immortal Jade Dew, he was very interested in this magical thing.

I remember when I was in the first grade of elementary school, every teacher would ask students a very silly question: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Countless fools have replied: I want to be an inventor!

Xu Zhimo once answered like this stupid, such a stupid answer......

And Tianxian Yulu, the absolute force can make any fool fulfill the dream of an inventor!

"Quack!"

With a spirit of exploration and curiosity, Xu Zhimo laughed evilly, picked one pumpkin and one watermelon on the ground, put it into the fusion system, added a drop of Tianxian jade dew, and chose to fuse.

"Ding, congratulations, get a glass of mixed melon juice. ”

"I'll ......"

Xu Zhimo sweated in his heart, Nima! This can also be regarded as an invention? It's too embarrassing, he glanced at the cup of mixed melon juice, and shouted again: "Wow!"

Item: Mixed melon juice.

Introduction: A cup can increase longevity for 100 years and eliminate all diseases!

"Haha, awesome, awesome. ”

Xu Zhimo was very happy for a while, if this cup of melon juice is sold on the earth, he will earn 100 million yuan casually, and a cup of melon juice can be hung like this, it is definitely not a melon hanging, it is a Tianxian Yulu hanging.

"Little beauty, give you a glass of juice. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed: "Drink it quickly, drink it for a long time." "I gave the melon juice to Ruchu next to me.

"Thank you hosts. ”

Ruchu took the melon juice, took a sip gently, and nodded again and again: "Well, it's delicious." ”

"Quack!"

Xu Zhimo laughed evilly, became playful, opened the system mystery shop, and bought a mess of cheap things.

First throw a hundred catties of large sweet potatoes into the fusion system, add a drop of Tianxian jade dew, and choose to fuse.

"Ding, congratulations, you got a piece of 'Smoke Miasma Cake'!"

Smoke miasma cake?

Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment, looked at the introduction, and suddenly became happy again: "Haha, it's okay, you can have it like this, this is definitely a good thing for the whole person!"

Item: Smoky Miasma Cake.

Introduction: Sweet and delicious, do not eat by mistake! If you eat by mistake, within three days, the stinky fart continues, the sound is like thunder and drums, and the stinky can smoke the living to death.

threw another hundred catties of croton, added a drop of Tianxian jade dew, and chose to fuse.

"Ding, congratulations, you have obtained a 'Rolling Ben Leidan'. ”

Rolling to Leidan?

Xu Zhimo was stunned again, and when he saw it, he was happy again: "This is good, this absolute force is a whole person's divine object." ”

Item: Rolling Ben Redan.

Introduction: Harmful to physical and mental health, do not eat! Once eaten, it will be diarrhea for three days, within three days, diarrhea is like rolling thunder, surging rivers burst embankments, out of control.

"Quack. ”

With a wicked smile, Xu Zhimo opened a jar of Jiaduobao, and then threw another hundred cans of Jiaduobao herbal tea into the fusion system, added a drop of Tianxian jade dew, and chose to fuse.

"Ding, congratulations, you got a bottle of 'Big Kidney Deficit Drink'. ”

Item: Big Kidney Drink.

Introduction: It will cause serious harm to the male body, do not drink, once drunk, there will be severe kidney deficiency symptoms, and from then on, there is no cure!

"Holy!"

Xu Zhimo screamed, his hands trembled in fright, and the drink he was about to drink fell to the ground with a 'click'.

Jia Duobao will lose his kidneys if he drinks too much?

Scared the baby to death!

Never drink JDB again!

"Quack!"

Kidney Viagra Deficiency Afraid of a hair, Xu Zhimo threw another hundred catties of small green pills viagra, added a drop of Tianxian Yulu, and chose to fuse.

"Ding, congratulations, you got a 'big impotence jelly bean'. ”

Item: Large impotence jelly beans.

Introduction: It will cause a fatal blow to a special organ of men, and it must not be eaten, once it is eaten by mistake, it will lose the dignity of a man, and there will be no 'head up' day in the future!

"I poof......"

Xu Zhimo directly squirted out a mouthful of old blood.

What's the situation? viagra is obviously an aphrodisiac, why did it fuse into a big impotence jelly bean, I'll go for it, there is a mistake?

Could it be that the extremes of things must be opposed?

There are too many viagras, and the aphrodisiac is strong to the limit, and I ejaculate......

As a result, it became impotence?

“......”

Xu Zhimo sweated wildly in his heart, and could only show a cheap smile, and cherished the rolling Lei Dan, the black smoke miasma cake, the big kidney loss drink, and the big impotence jelly beans.

This is his great invention, but he has to apply for a patent, and he has to find someone to experience these evil foods for himself!

From now on, please call Xu Zhimo Demon Inventor!

After a period of spoofing, Xu Zhimo began to search for more powerful things from the other world, and took out the three Heavenly Stones from the system warehouse. (To be continued.) )