"Tell me, what's your name?"

A burly policeman-like man said solemnly to a young man sitting honestly across from him, with a slight disdain in his tone.

Hearing the policeman say this, the young man leaned forward, stood up hurriedly, and hurriedly explained to the policeman with a fairly handsome face: "Comrade policeman, things are not what you imagined, you listen to my explanation??????"

"Sit there honestly! Don't move! Before the young man could finish his sentence, the policeman interrupted him sharply.

Hearing the policeman say this, the young man quickly sat back in his seat.

The young man moved uneasily in his seat, and the young man lowered his head and muttered quietly: "I'm a third aunt and four aunts and grandmothers, Lao Tzu is the most afraid of the police in his life, and today he actually fell into the police den!" ”

"What do you say?"

Facing the questioning of the policeman opposite, the young man quickly raised his head, smiled and said to the policeman: "I said that you are upright, iron-faced and selfless, and Qingtian is alive ??????."

Hearing the young man speak like this, the policeman quickly waved his hand at the young man as if he had seen the plague god, and said in disgust while waving his hand: "Forget it! Stop being a sycophant! You look like a repeat offender who often comes here! I am even more determined in my judgment of you! ”

When he saw the policeman say this, the young man sighed to himself that he was self-defeating, and he slapped the horse's hooves, but the young man looked at the policeman flatteringly and said to the policeman: "Comrade policeman, I am different from others, I sincerely think that you are upright and selfless??????

The second half of the young man's sentence was still in his mouth, and when the flesh on his face was not completely stretched out by the smile, the policeman suddenly raised his face and asked the young man sharply: "What so much nonsense!" What's your name, I ask? ”

Hearing the police say this, the young man was excited, deliberately shook his body, sat up straight, and replied to the police in a serious manner: "Comrade Hui police, the little one's name is Zhao Erbiao!" Zhao is Zhao Zilong's Zhao, the second is Wu Erlang's second, and Biao is Lin ??????"

The policeman, who was originally writing something with his head down, heard the young man who claimed to be Zhao Erbiao sitting opposite him speak like this, raised his head with a little puzzlement, looked at the person who called himself Zhao Erbiao, and raised his hand to interrupt his oily tone.

Seeing the police looking at him like this, the young man named Zhao Erbiao thought that his attitude of speaking like this had worked, and he gently rolled his eyes and continued to pretend to be serious and said loudly: "What other instructions do you have from the police comrades, Zhao Erbiao promises to complete the task!" ”

When Zhao Erbiao said this, he showed the momentum of shouting slogans during his military training in college, so he shouted like this just now, and several policemen around him looked in the direction of Zhao Erbiao like monkeys.

The young man named Zhao Erbiao looked triumphantly at the policeman who "interrogated" him in front of him, waiting to praise himself like an instructor during military training in college.

However, the young man named Zhao Erbiao was not waiting for praise like an instructor during military training, but the sharp and contemptuous eyes of the policeman opposite.

"Oily Tone!"

Just when Zhao Erbiao struggled to analyze the deep meaning in the eyes of the policeman opposite with his self-proclaimed IQ of one hundred and emotional intelligence enough to influence all pets, the policeman on the other side stood up and bowed slightly to several policemen around him, and apologized.

Obviously, the meaning in the eyes of the police is too profound, even if he has a hundred IQ and an emotional intelligence that is enough to influence all pets, the young man named Zhao Erbiao still did not understand the meaning of the police comrade.

Sitting opposite Zhao Erbiao, the policeman in charge of "interrogating" Zhao Erbiao just looked at Zhao Erbiao after apologizing with the surrounding policemen, staring at Zhao Erbiao with sharp eyes that were almost sharp.

The police gave Zhao Erbiao a meaningful look at the two people at this moment, Zhao Erbiao only felt dizzy for a while, and couldn't understand the deep meaning at all, but, even so, Zhao Erbiao was still not discouraged, Zhao Erbiao only sighed in his heart, compared with humans, pets are much simpler, at least their emotional intelligence is enough to deal with all kinds of pets.

After the policeman sitting opposite Zhao Erbiao glanced at Zhao Erbiao with slanted eyes, Zhao Erbiao, who continued to speak sharply, said, "Your name is Zhao Erbiao?" ”

The two eyes of the police just now had already made Zhao Erbiao a little overwhelmed, and he really had no experience to say anything else, so he just answered the police directly: "Yes! My name is Zhao Erbiao! Zhao is Zhao Zilong's Zhao, the second is Wu Erlang's second, and Biao is ?????? Hey hey??????"

The police seemed to be expecting Zhao Erbiao to have some other "anti-human" moves, and looked straight at Zhao Erbiao.

Seeing the policeman looking straight at him like this, Zhao Erbiao blinked his eyes and looked straight back.

Under Zhao Erbiao's gaze, the policeman rubbed his eyes, hurriedly lowered his head, and recorded something on the paper, while recording, the policeman muttered in a low voice: "The name is really appropriate!" ”

Zhao Erbiao only heard the policeman opposite him muttering something, but he didn't hear what he was talking about, and he wanted to follow the policeman's words and the policeman's sleeve, but he couldn't answer at all.

However, such a small thing is difficult for Zhao Erbiao, who prides himself on being extraordinary, since he can't answer the conversation, he will start talking again.

Zhao Erbiao secretly admired his intelligence and said to the policeman opposite: "Comrade policeman, how did you achieve uprightness, iron-faced selflessness, and Qingtian is alive?" ”

The policeman slammed the pen in his hand on the table, and then yelled: "Don't be close! I'm used to seeing you guys! It didn't work! ”

"Just, iron-faced and selfless police comrade, you really misunderstood, I'm not that kind of person??????"

The policeman sitting opposite Zhao Erbiao didn't seem to want to listen to any more nonsense from Zhao Erbiao, so he quickly interrupted Zhao Erbiao's words with a frown and said loudly: "How old are you this year?" ”

Zhao Erbiao looked at the police, then shook his head gently, and at the moment of shaking his head, Zhao Erbiao had already decided to change his strategy, Zhao Erbiao decided to use his "incomparable" emotional intelligence and firm patience to impress the big hat in front of him.

Zhao Erbiao smiled at the policeman, and then said, "Comrade Hui, comrade police, I am twenty-three this year!" ”

When the police heard Zhao Erbiao say that he was twenty-three, he looked up at Zhao Erbiao again in disbelief.

Seeing that the police seemed to be suspicious of his age, Zhao Erbiao quickly rolled up his sleeves, revealing the biceps and triceps brachii on his big arms, and gritted his teeth to make a forceful gesture.

Zhao Erbiao looked at the policeman and gritted his teeth and said, "Comrade policeman, such strong muscles are only possible for a strong guy like me to have twenty-three!" ”

Seeing Zhao Erbiao like this, the policeman hurriedly waved his hand at Zhao Erbiao and signaled Zhao Erbiao to quickly put down his sleeves, but although his face was full of disgust, the police still glanced at Zhao Erbiao before he put away his muscles, and then subconsciously looked at his arm.

Zhao Erbiao is right, such a strong body is indeed not comparable to the forty-year-old body of a policeman.

After Zhao Erbiao put down his sleeves, his eyes looked at the police on the opposite side urgently, how Zhao Erbiao hoped that the police would continue to ask, because if this was the end, the "incomparable" emotional intelligence and firm patience were really not shown.

However, the police's next question made Zhao Erbiao feel ?????? Insult! Right! It's an insult!

The policeman glanced at Zhao Erbiao and asked casually at Zhao Erbiao, "Gender?" ”

Such a question is really a piece of cake for Zhao Erbiao's IQ of 100, but Zhao Erbiao is unwilling to answer such a question with an IQ of up to 100.

"Gender?"

"That's right! It's sex! It's to ask you, are you a man or a woman! ”

Afraid that Zhao Erbiao would not understand, the police deliberately explained to Zhao Erbiao.

Zhao Erbiao's eyes were quite aggrieved and angry, Zhao Erbiao really couldn't imagine that he could be asked such a question, Zhao Erbiao firmly believed that people who were not as intelligent as themselves could also see this question clearly.

Zhao Erbiao looked at the police, pursed his mouth gently, and said with a face full of grievances: "Comrade policeman, I think that I am also tough in appearance, with outstanding characteristics, tall and handsome, extraordinary, upright, and selfless?????? Oh no, it's gendered! How can you ask such a question? I'm a third aunt and four aunts and grandmothers! ”

The policeman glanced at Zhao Erbiao, who was full of grievances, and then said to Zhao Erbiao: "This is a routine matter for us, I hope you can understand!" Gender? ”

Zhao Erbiao glanced down aggrievedly, then looked up at the policeman opposite and said seriously: "Although I don't have a girlfriend, I should also be a man!" ”

Just said this, Zhao Erbiao paused and then continued: "That's right, I am a pure man with outstanding appearance, outstanding temperament, and protruding in all aspects!" ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao say this, the policeman just lowered his head, smiled slightly, and then continued to write something on the paper.

Seeing that the police didn't speak, Zhao Erbiao thought about it, took out his ID card from his pocket and handed it to the policeman sitting opposite him, wanting to prove his gender.

The policeman smiled helplessly and took the ID card handed over by Zhao Erbiao, and as soon as he saw the ID card, the police couldn't help but say to Zhao Erbiao: "Yo, you're not a local yet, the cost of your crime is high enough!" I came all the way to this realm just to ??????"

As he said this, the policeman looked towards a nearby room, and as soon as he looked over, the policeman unconsciously shivered.

"Mr. Policeman, you misunderstood, it's really not me, this matter is as clear as if I am a pure man??????"

Before Zhao Erbiao's words were finished, a female policeman walked over from not far away and suddenly knocked on the table of the policeman sitting opposite Zhao Erbiao, and then said lightly to the policeman sitting opposite Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Gao, I have something to tell you??????

Zhao Erbiao heard another policeman talking, and listening to the voice was still a female policeman, he couldn't help but be a little excited, and just wanted to turn his head to praise this policewoman for being upright and selfless, this policewoman said coldly to the policeman opposite Zhao Erbiao: "Such a big smell of alcohol!" Brother Gao, it's really hard for you, you met a drunk! ”