Chapter 6 I must make you melt!
Zhao Erbiao didn't expect that Leng Meiren would suddenly ask if he was mentally ill when she was talking well, and couldn't help but stare at the big eyes that were a little confused, and looked directly at Leng Meiren.
Obviously, Leng Meiren also realized that it was a little inappropriate for her to ask like this, coughed lightly twice, then rolled her eyes slightly to relieve the embarrassment, and said again to Zhao Erbiao after a while: "I really can't understand, why would you do such a thing as a decent person?" ”
Zhao Erbiao heard Leng Meiren say this, and said secretly in his heart: "Leng Meiren's impression of herself is not bad, she said that she is presentable, but she didn't say that she is human-like and dog-like, which is not bad!" ”
However, thinking about it just now, Zhao Erbiao realized that there was something in Leng Meiren's words, and hurriedly said to Leng Meiren: "Comrade policeman, what am I doing!" I am a good law-abiding citizen, and I actively cooperate with your police work, I ??????"
Leng Meiren heard Zhao Erbiao speak like this, and said impatiently to Zhao Erbiao: "Okay! All right! I know your rhetoric, you don't have to say it! However, the truth is, we didn't find out what you said, and all kinds of facts prove that you are a false alarm! ”
"Policeman, wronged! I really didn't report a false alarm! Policeman, you believe me! Policeman, Queen, Queen's policeman ??????"
Just when Leng Meiren just wanted to scold Zhao Erbiao, the policeman who had just been sent out by Leng Meiren to investigate the situation gently knocked on the car window and signaled Leng Meiren to open the window.
Leng Meiren scolded Zhao Erbiao to sit down, and then gently rolled down the window.
As soon as Leng Meiren rolled down the window, the police outside the car said respectfully to Leng Meiren: "Boss, I just checked, and the surrounding residents didn't find anything abnormal at all, and no one was missing, and you didn't find any suspicious traces around!" ”
Leng Meiren nodded lightly and asked the police outside the car, "Will there be any omissions?" ”
The policeman outside the car looked at Leng Meiren and said seriously: "How dare we make any mistakes in doing things under the boss, and besides, there are already many onlookers gathered here, it is more convenient to investigate, there is no body at all, let alone a car accident!" ”
The police outside the car were obviously afraid of Leng Meiren when he could say this to Leng Beauty, presumably he was often attacked by Leng Beauty's cold.
Leng Meiren waved her hand at the policeman outside the car, signaled him to step back, and then rolled up the window again, and as soon as she rolled up the window, Leng Meiren said to Zhao Erbiao with a cold face: "You heard it too!" Nothing at all! ”
Hearing Leng Meiren speak like this, Zhao Erbiao couldn't wait to turn his stomach full of explanations into a big puddle of saliva and spray it fiercely on Leng Meiren's fair face.
Just when Zhao Erbiao was thinking about how to turn his stomach full of words into saliva, someone suddenly knocked on the car window gently.
Leng Meiren rolled down the window of the car, and after finding that it was still the policeman just now, she said coldly to that person: "Why are you back again?" ”
Leng Meiren's tone was cold, obviously, she became a little annoyed because her interrogation train of thought was interrupted.
Seeing Leng Meiren like this, the policeman said weakly to Leng Meiren: "Boss, you have to be careful, you must not do anything illegal and illegal?" ”
"What can I do to break the law to ???????"
Leng Meiren looked at the policeman outside the car as she spoke, and as soon as she looked over, Leng Meiren found that the policeman outside the window was staring at the baton and pistol on the car seat.
After Leng Meiren understood what the police outside the window meant, she responded impatiently: "What do you know! I'm a psychological tactic! Alright, alright, you hurry up and go about your business! ”
Leng Meiren was not shy about her intentions at all, and said it in front of Zhao Erbiao, and Leng Meiren was able to speak like this, obviously thinking that her tactics had failed.
"That's good! Boss, I'm gone??????"
Before the policeman outside the car could finish his sentence, Leng Meiren rolled up the window.
Leng Meiren put away the baton and pistol and said to Zhao Erbiao: "You must realize the seriousness of today's incident, reporting false police is a very serious matter, violating the provisions of Article 23, Paragraph 1 of the "Public Security Administration Punishment Law", and his behavior obstructs the normal work order ??????of the public security organs, and should be punished in accordance with the law."
Listening to the cold beauty gushing about the cold regulations and the dangers of reporting false police, Zhao Erbiao couldn't help but have a big head, Zhao Erbiao really didn't know what was going on today, but since the police said that he was fine, Zhao Erbiao couldn't say anything, at this time, Zhao Erbiao's IQ regained the urge to prove the facts, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart.
Zhao Erbiao pretended to listen carefully to Leng Meiren's words while secretly thinking in his heart: "The most feared thing in my life is the police, how could I be stupid enough to report a false police report and lead the police to my side!" If you say I'm fine, I'll be fine! I wish I could do it! ”
While Leng Meiren was giving Zhao Erbiao a lesson in the car, the police outside the car had already begun to evacuate the onlookers and explained the rumors.
Despite the fact that the police had made it clear that nothing had happened, the crowd of onlookers was reluctant to leave, and the curiosity of the onlookers had been aroused, and they really did not want to believe that nothing had happened.
At the same time as the police evacuated the onlookers, Lin Zixuan also rushed over, but Zhao Erbiao's phone call was so urgent that Lin Zixuan was a little worried, and Lin Zixuan called a few colleagues to come together.
"You are a first-time offender, this time it will be education-oriented, there can be no next time, if there is a next time, it will not be as cheap as this time, you have to be detained, in addition, don't go far in the last week, to ensure that we can contact you at any time!"
Zhao Erbiao nodded with a smile, and then said to Leng Meiren: "Comrade Queen Police, don't worry, I will definitely be a good citizen!" ”
"What do you say?"
"Good Citizen?????? Good Citizen ?????? Hey hey??????"
"Also, don't be funny and funny, call the queen policeman, just call him comrade policeman!"
"Comrade policeman?????? Comrade police officer?????? Nice comrade police ??????"
Speaking of this, Zhao Erbiao suddenly remembered something, hesitated for a moment, and then said to the cold beauty who was about to open the door and go out: "Comrade policeman, I have a brazen request!" ”
"I know it's a brazen request, so don't say it!"
As soon as he heard Leng Meiren speak like this, Zhao Erbiao hurriedly responded to the brazen Jing and said, "Comrade policeman, can you give me your phone number?" With your phone number, I'll report to you if there's anything! This can also be regarded as promoting exchanges between the police and the public, and strengthening social harmony??????"
Leng Meiren stretched out her hand to stop Zhao Erbiao's upcoming tirade, and then stretched out a hand towards Zhao Erbiao with a disgusted face.
"The policeman's thinking is different, they communicate directly, hand in hand? Suddenly, I couldn't take it anymore! Of course, this is all what Zhao Erbiao thinks in his heart, and Zhao Erbiao doesn't dare to say it if he borrows Zhao Erbiao's two guts.
"Look at what! Give me the phone! ”
Zhao Erbiao misunderstood Leng Beauty's meaning, and in order to alleviate the embarrassment, Zhao Erbiao hurriedly handed the iphone6 mobile phone he bought in 998 as a baby to Leng Beauty.
The reason why Zhao Erbiao asked Leng Meiren for a phone number is because Zhao Erbiao's IQ has reoccupied the high ground at this time, Zhao Erbiao wants a number not only to contact him in time for something, but more importantly, to give himself a hope, Zhao Erbiao believes that he will be able to melt the thick ice with a hot chest.
Such a double win made Zhao Erbiao feel that he was inexplicably a lot greater.
"Here you go!"
After handing the phone to Zhao Erbiao, Leng Meiren pushed Zhao Erbiao out of the car with a flick of her capable short hair, and then closed the car door heavily.
"It looks like this piece of ice is really thick!"