Chapter 65 The second goods Sun Mochou
Sun Mochou looked at Zhao Erbiao and said involuntarily: "I don't care!" I don't care! I don't care anyway! They all said they saw you molesting me! You still have my blood on your face! You're going to be responsible for me! ”
Hearing Sun Mochou speak like this, Zhao Erbiao really didn't know how to explain to Sun Mochou, so he had to skip Sun Mochou and look at a few colleagues behind Sun Mochou and begged: "A few sisters, you can help me explain!" ”
Several people looked at Zhao Erbiao, shook their heads and said, "We can't explain it well, when we came back, we did see you sticking to Sun Mochou's body, with your hands on her neck, as if you were trying to do something wrong with her!" ”
Hearing several people talking like this, Sun Mochou became even more imposing, and continued to Zhao Erbiao: "Look! You see! A few of them said they saw you lying on top of me! You still don't admit it? You're responsible for me! Must be accountable to me! ”
Seeing that Sun Mochou was really serious, Zhao Erbiao said helplessly: "Comrade Sun Mochou, from their point of view, I really feel like lying on you, but I really don't, I just leaned closer to you and wanted to make a joke with you!" ”
Sun Mochou stretched out his hand and hit Zhao Erbiao again, crying while beating: "You men are so irresponsible!" You don't care about our women's feelings when you're happy! You are responsible! Be responsible! ”
Zhao Erbiao saw that he and Sun Mochou couldn't understand, so he had to ask for help from several colleagues behind Sun Mochou.
"Sisters, I really didn't do anything lewd! You have to trust me! Hurry up and help me explain to Sun Mochou, the second goods! ”
On weekdays, Sun Mochou is a well-known second goods in the company.
Several people shrugged their shoulders towards Zhao Erbiao in unison, and then said to Zhao Erbiao: "We really can't help with this matter!" ”
Zhao Erbiao thought for a while, and then said to several colleagues: "You can help me explain to her the physiological structure of women and the love of men and women!" Help me theoretically tell her that I didn't do anything to him! ”
Seeing Zhao Erbiao, who was full of anxiety and nosebleeds, talking like this, several female colleagues thought for a while, and then nodded at Zhao Erbiao and said, "Okay!" We can help you with this! However, in return, a meal is indispensable! ”
"Alright! All right! Now it's not a meal, you can do anything! Otherwise, I'm going to be labeled a stinky rascal for no reason, and if I really do anything, it's worth it, and I ??????don't do anything at all."
Zhao Erbiao promised while pushing Sun Mochou, who was standing vigorously and crying, to a few colleagues.
"I'm sorry to trouble my sisters! If you don't know anything about the structure, you can come and ask me, I have a lot of information here, there are videos, pictures of ??????"
"Roll ??????"
After several female colleagues surrounded Sun Mochou and took him away, Zhao Erbiao let out a long breath.
"I really don't know what happened to this smug Sun Mochou today, what stimulated him, didn't he just dream of me when he was sleeping, and then he thought it was me?????? Ay?????? There is no way to be excellent, if you don't say it, you will become the leading actor if you dream of spring?????? Meow a cat, all the body is covered with nosebleeds, if this is seen by others, it will be even more intelligible, hurry up and wash it! ”
Zhao Erbiao covered his nose with a tissue, lowered his head and came to the bathroom, cleaning up the nosebleeds on his face and clothes.
After cleaning up for a while, Zhao Erbiao reluctantly cleaned up the nosebleed, and then returned to the office, when Zhao Erbiao returned to the office, several female colleagues just now were still surrounding Sun Mochou, whispering something to Sun Mochou.
Looking at Sun Mochou's back, Zhao Erbiao swallowed lightly, and secretly thought in his heart: "Sun Mochou is not bad, if he really becomes my wife, it will be okay, the key is that it is easy to get it, and if he doesn't get it yet, he will send it to the door by himself!" Ay?????? It's a pity, I have a cold beauty, although the cold beauty has a cold attitude, but I'm not a person who thinks differently! ”
Just when Zhao Erbiao was thinking like this, Sun Mo, who was full of tears, suddenly walked towards Zhao Erbiao.
As soon as he saw Sun Mochou coming over, Zhao Erbiao hurriedly said to Sun Mochou: "Comrade Sun Mochou, I have learned the wonder of the human body structure!" Knowing that although the structure of the human body is wonderful, it is impossible to go that far! Know I'm innocent! ”
Hearing Zhao Erbiao speak like this, Sun Mochou nodded silently towards Zhao Erbiao.
Seeing Sun Mochou's performance like this, Zhao Erbiao smiled, then gave a thumbs up to the female colleagues who came over, and at the same time gestured to several people and said, "Thank you, sisters!" ”
"I'm not stupid, I understand what they just told me, but ??????" Sun Mochou looked at Zhao Erbiao, who had a relaxed smile on his face, and said weakly.
As soon as he heard Sun Mochou say only two words, Zhao Erbiao felt that things seemed to have changed, and hurriedly asked Sun Mochou: "Comrade Sun Mochou, but what?" You're not really going to let me change your skin, are you! ”
Sun Mochou didn't pick up Zhao Erbiao's words, but said to himself: "I understand what they just told me, but I still want you to be responsible!" ”
"What? I'm still responsible! ”
Zhao Erbiao's surprised questioning attracted the attention of many colleagues who came back later, and Zhao Erbiao had to look at the colleagues who came over and said, "It's nothing!" It's nothing! Something at work! ”
Zhao Erbiao sent away the colleagues who were watching, and then asked Sun Mochou in a low voice: "Why do you want me to be responsible?" Why? Comrade Sun Mochou! ”
"No why! You're going to be responsible for me! ”
"Comrade Sun Mochou, I assure you, you are still in the factory setting, nothing is too much and nothing is missing!"
"I know!"
"Now that you know, why do you want me to be responsible!" Zhao Erbiao was already about to be mad by Sun Mochou.
"Who made you molest me!" Sun Mochou said it rightly.
"Comrade Sun Mochou, if this is obscene and responsible, I, Zhao Erbiao, will not worry about not having a girlfriend!"
"Don't you already have a girlfriend! Still a cop! Sun Mochou stared at Zhao Erbiao with big eyes and an innocent look.
"That?????? That one?????? That one?????? You don't change the subject??????? Besides, since you all know I have a girlfriend, why do you want me to be responsible? ”
"Whether you are responsible or not has nothing to do with whether you have a girlfriend or not! You're responsible! ”
"I'm a third aunt and four aunts! Comrade Sun Mochou, it's okay to let me be responsible for you, I must get things done and be truly responsible! Do you think it's better to do it from you or to me, it's really not good, let's find a hotel??????"
"Stinky rascals! You're a big-headed ghost! ”
Looking at Sun Mochou, Zhao Erbiao smiled, and then said to Sun Mochou: "Then I won't be responsible for you!" If I'm responsible for you, I'll have to get things done! ”
"You?????? You?????? You ??????"
Looking at Sun Mochou's helpless appearance, Zhao Erbiao felt very cool in his heart, whistling softly, looking at Sun Mochou with a smug face, looking like a winner.
"Comrade Sun Mochou, I said you don't make trouble, go back and continue to preach and dream! Maybe the dream can be picked up and enjoyed for a while! ”
Looking at Zhao Erbiao's shameless appearance, Sun Mochou's face was flushed, and his eyes seemed to be bursting with anger, and he looked straight at Zhao Erbiao.
Zhao Erbiao saw Sun Mochou's appearance like this, and his heart was secretly refreshed.
"Comrade Sun Mochou, you don't have to be too angry, in fact, you didn't suffer any losses, I didn't do anything to you, and I don't have to be responsible for you, the two of us are even, oh, no, I also used a press to elect you, Brother Er Biao is the most fair, since you are elected, Brother Er Biao also called himself to show his reparation!"
After speaking, Zhao Erbiao took out the press and slammed it towards his arm.
Zhao Erbiao knew that the "power" of this press was not enough to make him feel uncomfortable, so he charged his arm twice, and this kind of power did not make Zhao Erbiao feel particularly unhappy.
Zhao Erbiao kept pressing the press and said to Sun Mochou, who was as red as paint in front of him: "Comrade Sun Mochou, how about it, I have called it so much myself, I should see if I can ?????? with you."
Before Zhao Erbiao finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his whole body was electrified by a current thousands of times stronger than the current emitted by the press, and his whole body twitched unconsciously, his eyes unconsciously turned upward, and there was a muffled sound in his mouth, at that moment, Zhao Erbiao felt that he was going to finish playing.
Zhao Erbiao wanted to make a voice to ask Sun Mochou in front of him for a solution, but no matter what, Zhao Erbiao couldn't say a complete sentence, just a slurred voice.
Zhao Erbiao's performance not only did not make Sun Mochou on the other side feel a trace of sympathy, but also made Sun Mochou even more angry, Sun Mochou thought that Zhao Erbiao was deliberately angry with himself.
Just when Zhao Erbiao's consciousness began to be a little blurry, the inexplicable feeling of being electrocuted suddenly disappeared, and the feeling on his body just disappeared, and Zhao Erbiao sat on the chair under him.
As soon as Zhao Erbiao sat down, he gasped heavily, and said breathlessly: "My mother-in-law, fourth uncle and grandmother! Electrocuted me! Electrocuted me! Meow a! Electric ??????"
Zhao Erbiao originally revealed his true feelings, and he did have a feeling of escaping death, but in Sun Mochou's eyes, Zhao Erbiao was angry with himself in this way, so Sun Mochou looked at Zhao Erbiao, blushed and yelled loudly: "Zhao Erbiao, you stinky man, you are responsible for me!" ”
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Curious eyes shot from all corners of the company.