Chapter Seventy-One: An Outrageous Gift

Hearing Zhao Erbiao speak like this, Lin Zixuan couldn't help but say deeply, "I'll make a big mistake", and seeing Lin Zixuan's reaction so strong, Zhao Erbiao was still at a loss.

Zhao Erbiao, who was dazed, looked at Lin Zixuan and asked, "Xiao Linzi, what's wrong with you?" Where is it uncomfortable? Why is the expression so hideous? ”

When Lin Zixuan heard Zhao Erbiao speak like this, he held back the "anger" in his heart, and asked Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Zhao, have you entered any cult or believed in any Gu art?" ”

"Where are you talking about? What kind of cult tricks, your brother Zhao is a young man in the new era, and he is mentally healthy! Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan and said.

Hearing Zhao Erbiao say this, Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao and asked: "Brother Zhao, no matter how cold the beauty is, it's a little girl's good, the first time you give a gift to a little girl, you should send some flowers, chocolates and other things, even if you don't send flowers and chocolates, you can send a cake with how many days of acquaintance or something!" However, you gave you a wooden comb, hair or something, didn't you join a cult and believe in Gu magic or something! ”

Seeing Lin Zixuan saying angrily to himself with black lines on his face, Zhao Erbiao smiled and said, "Xiao Linzi, you don't understand this!" Why do I send my hair? That's because hair has a profound meaning, especially for couples, don't you watch TV and always send a strand of hair when your lover is separated? I just hope that the cold beauty will think of me when she sees my hair, and knows that I miss her all the time! As for the wooden comb, I just hope that the two of us can achieve ?????? through the connection of the wooden comb."

Hearing this, Lin Zixuan really couldn't listen to it anymore, and interrupted Zhao Erbiao and said, "Brother Zhao, you really dare to think about it!" I often see hair on TV, but it is the woman who gives the man a strand of hair, and it is wrapped in a red cloth, how can a man give the woman's hair! I'll see where your hair is! ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan say this, Zhao Erbiao hurriedly took out his pocket, and said to Lin Zixuan while returning it: "Anyway, the cold beauty will not be confiscated, this hair will be given to you!" It's good that you hold my hair, and think about you and Brother Zhao all the time! ”

After speaking, Zhao Erbiao handed something to Lin Zixuan.

Lin Zixuan almost didn't lose his breath the moment he took the things handed over by Zhao Erbiao, and he held the things in his hand for a while before he said to Zhao Erbiao tremblingly: "Brother Zhao?????? You?????? You?????? I'm really ?????? Speechless?????? People send your hair, you send hair stubble, people wrap it in red cloth, you use a red plastic bag, don't say it's a cold beauty, no one dares to accept this red plastic bag of hair stubble! ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan speak like this, Zhao Erbiao also felt particularly aggrieved, and said to Lin Zixuan: "My hair is just a little longer, it must be hair stubble when cut off, for this hair stubble, this piece is about to be cut bald, besides, where do I go to get a red cloth, I just have that red plastic bag in my hand!" ”

After Zhao Erbiao finished speaking, he pointed to Lin Zixuan and pointed to the piece on the top of his head and said, "Look! You see! Quite a few cuts from here! ”

Lin Zixuan said to Zhao Erbiao with black lines on his face: "Brother Zhao, what are you going to make trouble about?" People who don't know still think that you have given someone a cold beauty a trick! ”

Zhao Erbiao smiled and said disapprerovingly: "Isn't it just a gift, it's not that serious!" ”

Lin Zixuan carefully tied a plastic bag of hair stubble aside, and then continued to ask Zhao Erbiao: "Let's not talk about the hair and wooden comb, what about the hot water bottle and the feeding bottle?" ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan ask, Zhao Erbiao hurriedly said to Lin Zixuan: "Hot water bottles and baby bottles are more meaningful!" ”

"What's the point?"

"Xiaolinzi, you also know that girls will come to their relatives every month, send hot water bottles to her, let her be warm when she comes to relatives every month, what a thoughtful gift! The meaning of the bottle is even better, what is the bottle for? The bottle is for children, and I want to let her know through the bottle that I like to be with her and conceive a baby together??????"

After listening to Zhao Erbiao's enthusiastic narration, Lin Zixuan slowly stood up, clasped his hands into fists, and bowed deeply to Zhao Erbiao.

"Brother Zhao, admire! Admire! I really admire! ”

"How? Know your Brother Zhao's good intentions! Know how great this gift is! Admire me! ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao say this, Lin Zixuan sat down and said to Zhao Erbiao: "Admire!" Admiration indeed! Admire your imagination! The last gift was to take care of the cold beauty to the aunt, and the next gift is for the children! People who don't have a strong heart can't accept gifts at all! Big aunt on the front foot, baby on the back foot! Efficient enough! ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan say this, Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan and asked, "Xiao Linzi, listen to what you said, Brother Zhao's gifts are not good enough?" ”

Lin Zixuan saw that Zhao Erbiao finally understood, and said to Zhao Erbiao: "Not good enough!" Certainly not good enough! If we were able to catch up with the girls, your brother and I would have been emperors a long time ago! ”

"How?"

"Seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem!"

Zhao Erbiao thought for a while and said: "What you said should have some truth, otherwise, I really can't find any other reason to explain why Leng Meiren is so angry!" ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao say this, Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao and said, "Brother Zhao, in fact, this may be a good thing!" ”

"I just made you say that, why is it still a good thing?" Zhao Erbiao asked Lin Zixuan puzzled.

Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao, and then said to Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Zhao, think about it, if you treat other people like this, you will definitely be beaten up in exchange, but Leng Meiren just said that you are sick, it seems that she still cares about you in her heart!" So, this matter is not necessarily a bad thing, at least it can prove that Leng Mei cares about you! ”

"Get out! Don't make fun of your Brother Zhao! ”

"Brother Zhao, what are you going to do next?" Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao and asked.

Zhao Erbiao thought for a while, and then said to Lin Zixuan: "I just listened to your analysis, I think what I did is really bad, so I decided to go to Leng Beauty tomorrow again, this time I have to prepare some flowers, chocolates or something!" ”