Lin Zixuan slowly sat up straight, looked at Zhao Erbiao, who was bent over and gesturing in front of the computer, and said with a surprised weak face: "Brother Zhao, erotic underwear!" ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan say this, Zhao Erbiao just waved his hand at Lin Zixuan, and then pointed to Lin Zixuan at the computer in a lewd voice and said, "It's not fun, it's uniform!" Ha ha?????? Look at ??????."

Seeing that Zhao Erbiao hadn't realized it yet, Lin Zixuan gently touched Zhao Erbiao again.

Zhao Erbiao felt that Lin Zixuan touched him and looked back at Lin Zixuan, and Lin Zixuan pointed outside the company as soon as he saw Zhao Erbiao looking at him.

Zhao Erbiao looked at the courier outside the company and asked Lin Zixuan, "What's wrong?" A courier! Have my courier? ”

Lin Zixuan nodded towards Zhao Erbiao in affirmation.

As soon as he saw Lin Zixuan nodding, Zhao Erbiao was about to stand up, and while trying to stand up, Zhao Erbiao muttered in a low voice: "I remember that I didn't buy anything online!" How can I have my courier? It's weird! ”

Seeing that Zhao Erbiao was about to stand up like this, Lin Zixuan hurriedly grabbed Zhao Erbiao, and then leaned into Zhao Erbiao's ear.

"Brother Zhao, how did the erotic underwear come to the company, it's still a full set of pink ??????"

Zhao Erbiao pointed to the computer casually, and then said: "Didn't I tell you, it's not fun, it's uniform?????? What? Do you mean I have a courier, or erotic lingerie? ”

Halfway through his words, Zhao Erbiao reacted violently and asked Lin Zixuan in surprise.

Lin Zixuan nodded and said, "Yes!" The courier has just shouted at the door! Maybe you didn't hear it! ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan speak like this, Zhao Erbiao slapped his thigh fiercely.

"Oh my reputation!"

Seeing Zhao Erbiao's appearance, Lin Zixuan hurriedly complained to Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Zhao, you are too careless, how can this kind of thing be mailed to the company!" ”

Hearing Lin Zixuan say this, Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan, and then said to Lin Zixuan with an innocent but serious face: "I'll have a third aunt and four aunts and grandmothers!" What kind of erotic underwear do I buy! I didn't buy it at all! What the hell is this! ”

"You really haven't bought it? Brother Zhao, we brothers have nothing to hide! ”

"Brother Zhao is that kind of person! Besides, who did Brother Zhao use it for? Oops??????"

Seeing Zhao Erbiao's aggrieved face, Lin Zixuan concluded that it was really not Zhao Erbiao who bought it, but although it was so determined, it was still irreparable, after all, the courier had already shouted loudly at the door just now, and the colleagues in the company also heard it.

Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan and asked, "Xiao Linzi, what do you say your Brother Zhao should do now?" ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao speak like this, Lin Zixuan thought for a while, and then said to Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Zhao, you can't sign for this email!" If you sign for it, you will buy it by default! ”

Zhao Erbiao thought about it and nodded.

Just when Zhao Erbiao decided to resist by refusing to sign for the delivery, the courier outside the company was obviously a little anxious, and shouted loudly again inside the company: "Zhao Erbiao is not here?" Your delivery has arrived! It's a set of pink erotic underwear! ”

Hearing the courier outside shouting like this again, Zhao Erbiao's hands holding his hair couldn't wait to pull his hair down.

Zhao Erbiao thought about it, and then looked at Lin Zixuan helplessly.

"Xiao Linzi, it seems that the enemy is more clever! Our method of passive resistance doesn't work! I'll go get it anyway! Otherwise, in a moment, everyone in the whole building will know! ”

After speaking, Zhao Erbiao bent his waist and walked out, Zhao Erbiao hoped that he could reduce the attention of his colleagues in the office as much as possible.

However, Zhao Erbiao was wrong, completely wrong, just when Zhao Erbiao just left his seat, the eyes of all the colleagues in the office shot towards Zhao Erbiao at the same time, Zhao Erbiao took a step forward, and everyone's eyes followed ?????? It was only a few steps from the seat to the door of the company, but Zhao Erbiao felt that he had walked for centuries, and when Zhao Erbiao walked out of the door of the company, he seemed to have a new life and let out a long breath.

As soon as Zhao Erbiao came out, the courier in red and yellow overalls standing at the door of the company asked Zhao Erbiao, "Are you Zhao Erbiao?" ”

Zhao Erbiao's just a few steps seemed to be an escape from death, and at this time, he didn't have the heart to answer the courier's words at all, but just nodded at the courier.

Seeing that Zhao Erbiao was sure, the courier smiled and handed Zhao Erbiao a box and a pen.

"Please sign it!"

Zhao Erbiao reacted slightly at this time, and did not pick up the box and pen handed by the courier, but asked the courier: "I haven't bought anything online recently, what's going on?" ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao speak like this, the courier grinned.

"We will take care of the delivery, and we don't care about other things, and we can't control it!"

Hearing the courier speak like this, Zhao Erbiao thought for a while, and then continued to ask the courier: "Is it possible that you sent it by mistake!" The eponymous one! ”

"If you look at the address above, you can't be wrong, the name of the building, the name of the company, the floor, it's all right! Is there anyone else in your company named Zhao Erbiao? ”

The courier is clearly confident in his business proficiency.

Hearing the courier say this, Zhao Erbiao shook his head.

Seeing Zhao Erbiao shaking his head, the courier said loudly: "That's right, this erotic underwear is yours!" ”

After speaking, the courier smiled.

"Be quiet!" Zhao Erbiao said to the courier while looking back at the inside of the company.

"We've seen this happen a lot, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about! Who doesn't have a special fetish! Hey hey??????"

Zhao Erbiao picked up the express box and wanted to get some clues from it, but after looking back and forth a few times, Zhao Erbiao didn't get out of any suspicious places from it.

After thinking about it, Zhao Erbiao signed his name on the express box.

While signing the words, Zhao Erbiao muttered in a low voice: "You guys are really dedicated to doing express delivery, we haven't started to work officially here, you are here!" However, dedication is dedication, but it is too loud! ”

Hearing Zhao Erbiao say this, the courier smiled, and then said to Zhao Erbiao: "Your phone number is not written on the express box, so I have to call your name like this!" Survival, there is nothing disrespectful, I just want to work a little more and earn a little more money! ”

Hearing the courier speak like this, Zhao Erbiao asked casually: "What are you doing in a hurry to make money?" ”

The courier smiled, scratched his head a little shyly, and said to Zhao Erbiao: "Go home and marry a daughter-in-law!" ”

"That's it! Signed! As he spoke, Zhao Erbiao handed back the pen and a courier slip to the courier.

"Big brother, my name is Sun Chuang, you can call me little grandson, you can send me something in the future!"

"Okay, I also wish you to marry a daughter-in-law as soon as possible!"

Zhao Erbiao was holding a set of pink erotic underwear in his hand, standing at the door of the company, very embarrassed, not knowing how to face the men and women in the office.