Chapter 105: Spy ridicule
"Brother Zhao, Brother Zhao, how does Du Lei look? Isn't it a wide head and big ears, and a face full of blessings? Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao and asked anxiously.
Lin Zixuan seems to be very interested in this Du Lei, and it is also true that people with successful careers are often the idols of everyone, and everyone will not care about how he is successful, but only care that he is successful now.
Seeing Lin Zixuan in such a hurry, Zhao Erbiao said to Lin Zixuan with disdain: "Look at your little bit of talent, a Du Lei makes you so excited!" If you see the President of the United States or the Prime Minister of France one day, you must not foam at the mouth! ”
"That's different! It's not the same! Brother Zhao, tell me quickly, what does he look like? ”
"Du Lei doesn't look like a happy face, but a face full of imagination, when you see Du Lei, you are eager to know what his parents look like to give birth to such an ugly son, Du Lei looks like a thief eyebrows, unbearable!" Zhao Erbiao poured a basin of cold water on Lin Zixuan from head to toe.
"Really?" Lin Zixuan was obviously very disappointed when he heard Zhao Erbiao speak like this.
"What are you lying to! Just listen to the name of his company to know how lewd he is! However, this can also explain why he is so successful, and if he looks so ugly, he naturally has to work hard, otherwise he is really ?????? Ay?????? Actually, from Du Lei, you should also see why your Brother Zhao doesn't have the same achievements as him, because your Brother Zhao is really much stronger than him, and such a naturally handsome face has also worn out your Brother Zhao's fighting spirit, so your Brother Zhao is so inactive, but your Brother Zhao has awakened and is determined to become a well-rounded person?????? Ay?????? Xiaolinzi, don't go, listen to me, listen to me, don't go, let's talk about Du Lei's other things, right?????? Right?????? Come back ??????."
Lin Zixuan has now found a way to deal with Zhao Erbiao's narcissism.
As soon as Lin Zixuan sat down, Zhao Erbiao continued to Lin Zixuan: "This Du Lei is not only extremely ugly, but also very strange when he speaks! ”
"What's weird?"
Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan and said: "Just when Du Lei found out that I was knocking on the side and wanted to know why their company suddenly became bigger, he suddenly held my hand, his eyes were urgent, his words were sincere, and his attitude was serious, Brother Zhao, I asked a very deep, philosophical, and connotative question!" ”
Lin Zixuan automatically filtered out the modifiers in front of the question, and asked directly, "What question?" ”
"Du Lei asked me if I believe that there are gods in this world!"
As soon as he heard Zhao Erbiao say this, Lin Zixuan became interested, and hurriedly asked Zhao Erbiao with great interest: "Brother Zhao, do you believe it or not?" ”
Looking at Lin Zixuan's excited face, Zhao Erbiao said with a sigh: "Look at how you look like this, why are you more excited than Du Lei!" ”
"Didn't you just say that this question has depth, philosophy, and connotation!"
Zhao Erbiao nodded with satisfaction and said to Lin Zixuan: "Of course you, Brother Zhao, believe that there are immortals in the world!" Moreover, the god that your brother Zhao believes in the most is the God of Wealth, and the first thing your Brother Zhao does when he opens his eyes every morning is to silently worship the God of Wealth in his heart, hoping that the God of Wealth will be able to pick up money as soon as he goes out! ”
"Cut ??????"
"The God of Wealth is not strange! The God of Wealth is no wonder! ”
Lin Zixuan thought for a while and then asked Zhao Erbiao: "Brother Zhao, do you like to live in a world full of immortals, the jungle, the jungle, free, and unrestrained, or do you like to live in a world like this?" ”
Hearing Lin Zixuan say this, Zhao Erbiao said casually: "Of course I like ??????"
Just before Zhao Erbiao finished his sentence, Zhao Erbiao suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Zixuan and asked, "Xiao Linzi, if I remember correctly, you should have asked me the same question before!" ”
"That?????? That one?????? Seems to be, right?????? I'm just asking?????? Ask ??????" Lin Zixuan was obviously a little uncomfortable with Zhao Erbiao's question, and he responded hesitantly.
"Do you like a no-holds-barred world or a world like this?????? Is it uninhibited or ?????? Now such a world?????? No ?????? Zhao Erbiao muttered in a low voice about Lin Zixuan's question just now.
After muttering to both sides in a low voice, Zhao Erbiao suddenly stood up and looked at Lin Zixuan, his face full of nervousness.
"Brother Zhao, what's wrong with you?" Mi Yan looked up at Zhao Erbiao, who stood up all of a sudden, and asked puzzled.
Seeing Mi Yan ask rhetorically, Lin Zixuan quickly and gently pulled Zhao Erbiao, and Zhao Erbiao realized his gaffe and smiled at Mi Yan and sat down.
"It's okay?????? It's okay??????"
After talking to Mi Yan, Zhao Erbiao quickly turned around and asked nervously to Lin Zixuan in a low voice: "Xiao Linzi, if you ask me so, you shouldn't be a foreign spy, right?" ”
Hearing Zhao Erbiao speak like this, Lin Zixuan's tongue was almost spit out.
"Spy on your sister! Besides, if I'm really a foreign spy, what's the use of me trying to persuade you? Improve the breed for them!? ”
Zhao Erbiao looked at Lin Zixuan and hurriedly said: "Don't fool me, I am a good young man who loves the motherland, the people, the world, and peace, my position is firm, I resolutely support the leadership of the party, I am a good son of the country, I will not divulge the secrets of the country, brothers and sisters are one family, I will not listen to your nonsense!" ”
Zhao Erbiao said a big push, Lin Zixuan was stunned and didn't interject, and Zhao Erbiao's words also attracted onlookers from other people in the office.
"Er Biao, you said that Xiaolinzi is ???????"
"Xiaolinzi, you're here to spy on us?"
"Change your ways! Xiaolinzi! ”
"I can't!"
The colleagues in the office were fried for a while, and there were many discussions, and listening to everyone's discussions, Lin Zixuan felt a little ridiculous, and at this moment he stood on the opposite side of the people and became a spy, and when Lin Zixuan looked at Zhao Erbiao, he found that Zhao Erbiao was covering his mouth, and he was smiling.
"Spy on your sister! Spy on your third aunt and fourth aunt and grandmother! Busy with you, I don't have that much ability! I'm just asking Brother Zhao if he believes in immortals! Alright, don't talk nonsense! ”
"You became someone else's junior, and I know it's not because of love??????"
Just when Zhao Erbiao wanted to continue to tease Lin Zixuan and say something, the mobile phone rang suddenly, and Zhao Erbiao took out his mobile phone and found that it was Wang Hongxia's phone.