Chapter 123: No Eyebrows

Gao Yang gobbled up, filled his stomach, and squeezed his eyes at the restless golden monkey jumping up and down, wanting to have some fun with the rare national treasure.

I don't want the golden monkey to be close to him, and I aim a red fart at him, which makes him very unhappy.

"Don't be surprised, my golden retriever is afraid of life-"

"No defense, no defense, thank you grandma for your hospitality. ”

"Hey, it doesn't count, it doesn't count. As long as the guests don't dislike it. Anyway, if you put it there in the wind and sun, it will go bad in a few days. ”

The old woman seemed to have something to say this, and when Gao Yang heard this, he fetched water with fifteen buckets of water in his heart, and secretly wondered, "What is the wind and the sun...... What is it that gets caught in the wind and the sun? Is it the origin of the deliciousness of this table......

Gao Yang was full of doubts, but after thinking about it, that possibility was not great, because he didn't seem to have bumpered into any graves along the way just now.

Just then, there was a sudden noise outside the house.

The next scene completely stunned Gao Yang, and several naked men angrily kicked open the bamboo door, and flooded in.

Bang~

The golden monkey jumped up to the roof beam, opened the skylight, and fled.

"Hey, what's going on?"

Gao Yang half-opened his mouth, and when he looked again, there was still the shadow of the old woman!

Could it be that she also escaped through the skylight like a monkey?

Gao Yang does not know.

"Okay, you little rabbit cub! You even dare to steal the things of our ancestors, and you are impatient!"

A strong man at the head saw the one-armed Gao Yang, and without saying a word, he came up and slammed a punch into his chest.

Gao Yang hesitated for a moment, and immediately stepped out to protect his chest, and when the strong man's fist touched his palm, he clenched his fist violently and pulled it hard. The strong man's body suddenly lost its center of gravity, and he fell to the ground with a thud, and a hungry dog came to pounce on it.

Ouch~

The strong man fell to the ground and cried out in pain.

"Big brother!"

"Big brother!"

The other two men who followed closely behind the strong man, one fat and one thin, who were also bare-chested, shouted loudly, and at the same time waved their fists angrily and pounced on Gao Yang.

It would be easy for Gao Yang to clean up rough people like them, but he didn't want to hurt them. So, he quickly lifted his breath, and his body flew backwards, retreating a few feet away.

Yes~

Everyone was stunned by the scene in front of them, and their clenched fists couldn't help but quietly release again.

"Are you, you, are you a god or a ghost?"

As soon as the strong man who fell to the ground raised his head and saw the situation of flying high, he opened his mouth and stammered, and it took a long time to say this. In his cognition, only gods and ghosts could fly like this.

"Haha, this hero, Gao Yang in Xia Nai Lugu Town, is not a god, let alone a ghost......"

Several strong men looked puzzled.

A bold strong man hesitated for a moment, plucked up his courage, and said in a rough voice: "Then what are you doing here? Why do you want to steal the sacrifices of the ancestral hall?"

"Sacrifices?"

Gao Yang couldn't laugh or cry, it turned out that the golden monkey had greeted him earlier had actually stolen a sacrifice from someone's ancestral hall! No wonder it always felt strange - all the food was cold, but he was so hungry that he didn't care whether the food was cold or hot......

"Gott~"

When he thought that what he had just eaten turned out to be a sacrifice, Gao Yang's eyes darkened, and his stomach was full of acid.

"Uncle, how are you, why don't you bring me something to eat!"

Gu Hai's voice rang out at an inopportune time, followed by a wild jump with the storage bag.

Yes~

This one~

Gao Yang was dumbfounded, and for a long time, he couldn't find a reasonable explanation.

Everyone stood still, staring at Gao Yang in horror~

After a long time, he broke his throat and shouted, "Hell!" and scrambled to escape from the bamboo house.

The strong man who fell to the ground didn't have time to escape, and was suddenly frightened, turned over his bones, lowered his head, and clenched his fists and begged for mercy.

"Daxian, spare me! The villain has old and young, and he has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, which disturbs Daxian, and I beg Daxian to raise his noble hand and spare the villain! The villain must burn more money and paper after he goes back......"

Puff~

Gao Yangqi couldn't laugh, and waved his hand again and again: "What spare you, get out, get out." ”

"Thank you Daisen, thank you Daisen!"

The strong man crawled out with a roll.

Gao Yang smiled wryly and ignored them.

At the right time, Gu Hai in the bronze mirror muttered again: "Uncle, I'm so hungry, why don't you bring food! Didn't you say for a while, it's been so long!"

Gao Yang complained: "Stinky boy, it's good to talk for a while, but if you don't listen, it's good! It's so bad that everyone treats me like a ghost!"

Gao Yang said angrily: "Then, this big table is delicious, if you want to eat, you can come out and eat!"

咻~咻~咻~

As soon as Gao Yang's words fell, the bronze mirror in the golden light storage bag burst out of itself, and then, it nodded towards the table, and the countless foods on the table flew straight into the bronze mirror.

Gao Yang hurriedly said: "Hey, be careful not to stain my treasure mirror!"

Puff~

Gao Yang suddenly heard a woman's laughter.

Immediately searched around, but the house was empty, and there was no one.

Did I hear it wrong?

Impossible.

Gao Yang's gaze suddenly fixed on the lifelike "Eight Beauties", in which there was a woman's eyes that were even more realistic......

Gao Yang came closer, looked carefully and looked at it again, and felt that he seemed to have a familiar appearance, but he couldn't remember where he had seen her for a while.

After hesitating, the ancient sea nagged again: "Alas, I haven't eaten enough! "It turned out that when Gao Yang turned his back to those foods, the bronze mirror was also blocked, and he couldn't suck in those foods anymore.

"Alright, alright, you can get it done quickly, time is very precious!"

As Gao Yang spoke, he had no choice but to turn around and walk to the table again.

咻~咻~咻~

Guhai "eats" with relish.

Suddenly, there was another extremely noisy sound outside the house.

Gao Yang's ears moved, he sensed it, and said in his heart: "It's not good, they're back again." ”

"Quick, keep up!

"That's him!"

"Youkai is inside!"

......

"What, you actually think I'm a monster, it's really unreasonable!

Hearing their bad remarks, Gao Yang's lungs exploded, and he thought that he had to teach them a good lesson for a while and make them suffer a little. How can you think of me as a monster if you have only lost an arm?

Gao Yang suddenly thought of his pair of golden dragon Ruyi arms and wanted to call them out, but after trying several times in a row without success, he suddenly stomped his feet in anger.

At this time, a gray-clothed old man with a childish face and crane hair squeezed into the house surrounded by the group of strong men just now. He walked lightly, with dust in his arms, a fragrant wood rosary hanging in his hand, his eyes were bright, he had no beard and no eyebrows, and a red mole the size of a broad bean grew on the right corner of his chin......

Gao Yang had never seen such a strange person, and he couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing.

"Eyebrow Dao Chief, it's him!"

"Hurry up and show your might, take him!"

"See, those things just got into his stomach!"

"Youkai! It must be a youkai!"

......

The Wumei Dao Chang flung the dust forward steeply, pointed directly at Gao Yang, and said with a crooked mouth: "Hehe, don't worry, everyone! There is a poor road, how can you allow a warlock like him to pretend to be a ghost here!"

Gao Yang took a glimpse of the old Taoist knowledge of the sea, I went away, his martial soul aura realm is just a martial servant, just so arrogant and domineering, unstoppable, it is simply a poor face.

But he didn't want to frighten these kind and simple villagers again, so he said patiently: "Haha, old way! I have traveled from south to north with high pride—across the earth—and I have never seen such an unsightly Taoist as you! I think you are the charlatan who pretends to be a god and cheats people out of money! Right! If you are not convinced, then if you have any skills, just use them! The master will have a good time with you today!"

Wumei Dao was taken aback, and said in his heart: "Although this kid is as thin as wood and has one arm missing, I can't peep into his sea of knowledge, and his powerful aura must be higher than me, far from knowing one or two martial soul qi realms, and I have to think of a perfect way to retreat with my whole body, but if I admit defeat now, how will I eat in this Shiyuan Town in the future-hey!"

In the face of Gao Yang's provocation, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and he stood still, only beads of sweat the size of beans oozed from his forehead.

"Dao Chief, what's wrong with you?"

"That's it, what are you doing standing still?"

"Hey, look at the sweat on his head! Could it be that he was frightened by this monster too?"

Yes~

The villagers suddenly lost their color, and their bodies began to retreat cautiously.

The Eyebrow Dao Elder forced his composure, shook his body violently, and shouted tremblingly: "What do you know, the deity is condensing immortal qi and preparing to subdue him." He's no ordinary youkai, though!"

Yes~

The crowd was startled again, and they retreated one after another.

"You're making a lot of noise here, I can't concentrate on my breath, you leave quickly! Close the door! Hurry! This monster is going to attack! Hurry! It's too late!"

The Eyebrow Dao shouted in exhaustion.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to do.

"Tsk~"

Gao Yang shook his head lightly and went straight to the Eyebrow Daoist.

"Run!"

The villagers shouted wildly, then turned and ran away in smoke.

Bang!

The door of the bamboo house was really slammed slammed shut.

"Hmph, you shameless demon! I don't think I will be a Taoist priest from now on, and I don't need to go to great lengths to do these tricks of pretending to be a god......

At the end of Gao Yang's words, he snorted and sneered out a small stream of red flame that had just condensed in his mouth towards the Eyeless Dao Chang, and the fire was not large, which Gao Yang deliberately did. If the fire is too big, maybe this light spray will kill his biological family! Gao Yang just wants to use this faint fire to burn his eye-piercing crane hair and destroy his appearance of immortal wind bones.

However, at that critical moment, the Wumei Dao Chief suddenly knelt down for Gao Yang, desperately hugged Gao Yang's legs, and exclaimed urgently in his throat: "Shangxian spares his life, Shangxian spares his life!" Poor Dao has eyes and ignores Mount Tai and disturbs Shangxian, and hopes that Shangxian will not remember the villain, spare me. I also have a hard time, so I have to pretend to be a Taoist priest ......"

It was precisely his kneeling that avoided the strange fire that Gao Yang spat out.

"Oh~"

Gao Yang closed his eyes, clenched his teeth, shook his head vigorously, and exhaled in his nostrils - he was a high-level martial artist of the fourth layer of the Martial Emperor, and he actually let a middle-level martial artist of the second layer of the martial arts to avoid his attack...... Even if this is because he deliberately only used a weak force, however, this is too much to say-

Originally, he had even thought about the next hairless fake Taoist who had no hair and no eyebrows, and he would become a pure hairless Taoist - hahaha, he felt so happy and funny when he thought about it-

However, now his hair is obviously there, and it is a merciless blow and mockery to himself.

Gao Yang clenched the knuckles of his fingers so loudly that he wanted to shoot him out of the clouds with a single punch.

PS: I'm very sorry.,I'm officially laid off and unemployed today.,Although there is plenty of time.,But I can't calm down the code words! In addition, since then, some dry humor will be added to it, and it will be fun. Thanks again to the friends who followed along!