Chapter 78 Men and women do not kiss
"Ahem...... Tan Yu coughed heavily a few times and slowly opened his eyes.
Nima, it took six hours to finally find the path of the Returning Heart Sutra...... It's a little bit, it's hidden very deeply......
As soon as Tan Yu opened his eyes, he was surprised to find that he was lying in a strange room that was so airtight that he couldn't even find a window. Seeing that Tan Yu woke up, several people also came towards Tan Yu.
"Birdman, you're awake. Xiangwei held the hairball in her arms and looked at Tan Yu with a little worry, "How is the current situation?"
"The demonic qi was suppressed. Diya also sat up on the other side, "After all, the demonic qi is very aggressive, and this little ghost also applied the Tiangang Cold Flame to the demonic qi Tianlun diagram, and then used the mental method to barely survive." ”
"You mean, the Birdman made the Tiangang Cold Flame run on two Heavenly Wheel Diagrams at the same time?" Xiangwei was a little surprised.
"Yes...... "Claudia pouted, "This Returning Heart Sutra is really perverted. This kind of thing like multiple heavenly wheel diagrams can only be done by those perverted masters who have surpassed the heavenly level......"
"Guiyuan Heart Sutra ......" Xiangwei narrowed her eyes, as if she had heard of the name, but she couldn't remember the details now, but she didn't ask much.
And Tan Yu scratched his bearded hair, and glanced around puzzled, "Where is this......
"Xiao Yu'er, this is the headquarters of the Xia Gang. Yanyue said calmly, "That is, No. 250 Skylark Street." ”
"Why am I here?" Tan Yu asked, with black lines on his head, "Why am I in the enemy's lair?"
"Because she said it's safe here......" Xiangwei also said a little depressed. In fact, Yanyue took advantage of Tan Yu's 'coma' to try to get Tan Yu to put his fingerprint on a suspicious agreement several times, but was stopped by Xiangwei......
“...... Sister Xiangwei, Diya, let's evacuate quickly......" Tan Yu decisively chose to evacuate after hearing this.
"Good!" replied the two monster girls in unison.
"Why are you in such a hurry......" Yanyue's face was full of enthusiasm, "Let's sit here more!"
"Ape, the boss has told you to stay!!, just stay here!!" Kou Feng said to Tan Yu with a snort.
Tan Yu's eyelids jumped suddenly, "I want to ...... I'm going to work......"
"It's okay to work with me," Yanyue said casually.
"My job is different from what you think......" Tan Yu was full of black lines.
"I know what you're trying to say," Yanyue said, "Isn't it just selling yellow books, I can provide you with a place." ”
"Damn! How do you know!?" Tan Yu's eyes widened, looking at Yanyue in disbelief.
"Eh, are you really......" A hint of cunning flashed in Yanyue's eyes, and the thief who had succeeded in the conspiracy smiled, "I just think that your body size and height are somewhat similar to the yellow turtle that is rumored in the industry, and I heard that the voice of the duck is like a student." Plus today is Wednesday, which is a weekday for the eagle. I didn't expect you to admit it if I lied to you like this......"
When Tan Yu heard this, he suddenly had the urge to run away.
"It's okay, it's okay," Yanyue waved her hand indifferently, "Don't say that you sell yellow books, even if you buy yellow books, smell yellow books, lick yellow books, and eat yellow books, I will also take you into the Xia Gang!"
Yanyue looked righteous and awe-inspiring, this expression made Tan Yu want to smoke her so much?
"Forgive ......me" Tan Yu gritted his teeth, endured his anger and repeatedly shirked, and finally escaped from the Xia Gang headquarters.
As a result, before he escaped from the building, Na Yanyue was still shouting at him behind him, "Xiao Yu'er, I won't give up! As long as you don't agree to join us for a day, I will harass you every day!"
Tan Yu was extremely depressed after hearing this, you won't give up if you don't grind me out, right......
And that night, Tan Yu did a task again. Now that he is doing the task of Chiyuan Mansion, he has a bit of a psychological shadow, why did the Five Emperor Sect and the Usurper let himself be touched? Fortunately, the task that night was very normal, which could be regarded as a relief to Tan Yu.
After returning to the cave, Tan Yu exhaled as if relieved. But he soon found that he was facing an even more serious problem.
That's ......
Go to bed.
In the past two days, the mattress was still occupied by Xiangwei and Diya, and the mattress was full of orange peels, game consoles and books. It is said that the little devil Diya is very fond of eating oranges, and the air in this cave is full of oranges.
The left side of the mattress was originally occupied by Shiraishi, so that Tanyu had to run into the bathtub to sleep, but after Tanyu and Shiraishi had an intimate conversation at noon that day, Tanyu would come over in a daze no matter where he slept.
"Shiraishi, you have to learn to sleep alone. "Tan Yu began to educate Baishi seriously, "There is a saying in Huaguo that men and women do not kiss. ”
"Men and women...... Dear?" Shiraishi said lazily looking at Tan Yu.
“...... It's not a man and a woman, it's a man and a woman who don't kiss!" Tan Yu corrected with black lines on his head.
"Male and female beasts?" Shiraishi said with a lazy look on his face that was unethical.
"Shiraishi, I'm also a normal male ......" Tan Yu gave up correcting, covered his face and said faintly, "You sleep next to me every day, aren't you afraid that I will push you......"
"What does it mean to push?" Bai Shi looked at Tan Yu puzzled, but then she smiled lazily again, "Tan Yu, your strength is not as strong as mine, you can't push me~~"
"Damn, don't hit others like this!!" Tan Yu looked at Bai Shi messily, and said a little unconvinced, "Bai Shi, I'm different from before now, and my strength has also increased......!" Let's wrestle our wrists!!"
"Okay!" Shiraishi said with a lazy smile.
Hearing that they were going to break their wrists, Diya and Xiangwei also came over.
"Okay, okay, I'll be the referee. While eating oranges, Diya said calmly, "Little girl, don't you compare your strength with the two of them?"
"What's the ...... like" Xiangwei didn't look away. In fact, from a common sense point of view, the strength of dragons should be far stronger than that of goblins. But the problem is that Xiangwei's current demon power has been sucked away by Tan Yu, and she only has the most basic strength left. In this way, if she compares her strength with the Goblin Captain who has two celestial wheels, she doesn't know who wins and who loses. If Xiangwei loses, it will be a discredit to the dragon clan for her......
"It's okay," Shiraishi smiled seemingly unintentionally, "I'll release the water~~~"
As soon as Xiangwei heard this, her vindictive spirit was suddenly aroused, "Release the water, are you looking down on me!?Okay! I'll compare with you! I'm going to make you lose convincingly!!"
"I'm going to have the least amount of strength, so I'm not going to race. Claudia is also self-aware, all her demonic energy is used to supply the time gap, and her physical function is not strong, "Then in the first game, let's go first with the fat girl......"
"Just what I want!!" Tan Yu grinned, and walked to the stone table with Shiraishi, clasping his hands together and resting his elbows on the table.
"I counted down to three and started working hard at the same time. Claudia picked up the orange and said nonchalantly, "Three, two, one!!"
“peng!!!”
Almost as soon as the word 'one' came out of Diya's mouth, Tan Yu's hand was pressed on the table by Bai Shi without any suspense.
"......" Tan Yu grinned and wanted to pull his hand up again, but unfortunately his neck was thickened and he couldn't move the white stone's soft little hand.
"I'll win~~" Shiraishi smiled softly.
"In the second game, it's just the little girl and the little ghost. Diya put petals of oranges into her mouth, and Xiangwei also sat opposite the depressed Tanyu, "Three, two, one!!"
“peng!!!”
As soon as Diya's words fell, Tan Yu's hand was pressed on the table by Xiangwei without any suspense......
For a while, there was silence in the cave.
"You guys are enough......" Tan Yu squatted in the corner depressedly and drew circles, "You all bully me......"
"Tan Yu ......" Bai Shi looked at Tan Yu a little worriedly, while Xiang Wei snorted coldly, "Don't worry about him, hey!
Xiangwei stretched out her hand with great momentum and shook it with Shiraishi's hand.
"Three, two......" Claudia seemed to have little interest in the victory or defeat of Xiangwei and Shiraishi, and played Hache.
"One ......"
Before the word 'one' fell, Xiangwei and Baishi were at the same time energetic and stalemate.
“peng!!!!”
Tan Yu was stunned when he heard this voice, he stopped drawing circles, he quickly turned his head to look at Xiangwei and Baishi.
However, the victory or defeat of the two monsters has not yet been decided, but the stone table where their two elbows are resting against has been shattered in half.
"My table !!," Tan Yu called, but the two female monsters still tried to press each other's hands as if they hadn't heard Tan Yu's shout. Bai Shi's face was at ease, and Xiangwei had obviously done her best.
The impact of Reiki on a person's physical fitness is enormous. Just like the Demon King of the Demon Realm can't even beat a goblin squad if he doesn't have spiritual power. Even if Xiangwei is the most high-ranking monster, she is a dragon clan known as the 'king of the earth', and if her spiritual power is lost, her strength will not be greater than that of the white stones of the two heavenly wheels. However, if Xiangwei also has the power of two heavenly wheels, I'm afraid that Baishi has been killed in seconds by now.
And the result of this competition is also obvious, naturally Shiraishi won the victory.
However, the failed Xiangwei did not get angry at Baishi, she gritted her teeth, rushed to Tan Yu's side at once, and punched and kicked Tan Yu, "You bastard birdman! Let you suck my demon power!!I'll kill you!!"
"Ahhh!!!h
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