Chapter 25: It's Edible

The wet market is located downstairs from the mall.

After purchasing some vegetables, Tan Yu can also go upstairs to buy some other things for the two sisters. Although Tan Yu was very puzzled why the little demon Claudia had to lie in his lair, but at this point, he had no other way. And now he can't even afford to pay for the food of the two demons, let alone go out to find a house for the two of them to rent.

"Fresh vegetables... Fruit... Very ...... Fresh...... Come and take a look......" Walking on the road in front of the entrance of the mall, there are stalls selling all kinds of things on both sides. Suddenly, Tan Yu and Claudia heard such a strange voice in their ears.

"This familiar tone and charm ......"

Tan Yu muttered to himself and turned his head to look. Standing on the right hand side of the two was a foreign uncle with short spiritual blonde hair......

"Fresh, fruit, eat body bars, don't worry anymore, go to the dentist!"

Out of tune in Chinese, and how this person looks how there is a problem. I don't know who his Chinese teacher is......

At this moment, the foreign uncle looked at Tan Yu and Claudia.

"Two ...... Cute, little sister, how about stopping and taking a look?" the foreign uncle warmly called Tan Yu and the others and held a few bunches of bananas......

Lao Tzu TM is not a little sister!

Tan Yu almost burst into foul language, but the foreign uncle didn't give Tan Yu a chance to speak.

"Little sister, look, this yellow stick, thick and long! How delicious it looks! Buy a few! Guaranteed to be fragrant!"

Tan Yu's expression froze for a few seconds...... What a legal forbidden word!

Tan Yu waved his hand and shook his head in a cold sweat. However, Claudia snickered on the side, this innocent-looking little Lori is actually more than 400 years old, she can actually understand this kind of dialogue that sounds like a cold joke that is not suitable for children!

In this case, seeing Claudia snickering, Tan Yu was a little embarrassed.

"If you want to buy something, buy it. Behold, some of the bananas are black and black. Claudia smiled and pointed to the bananas on the stall, where several of them were black and yellow, and they were obviously about to rot.

"You'll give me all the food I bought it! Tan Yu said to Claudia in shame.

"Hehe, actually forcing girls to eat bananas, it's really a terrible pervert. Claudia said with a playful smile.

Tan Yu looked at her blankly, smiling weakly. At this moment, Tan Yu finally realized what intellectual suppression was...... Made,I seem to be completely treated as a plaything by this Lori......

"Little sisters, buy a few skewers!

The uncle still tirelessly introduced his 'yellow awesome' to Tan Yu and Claudia.

It's okay to buy a few, no...... You can't think like this, you should buy it yourself or not, no matter what, it will be used by Claudia as an entry point to play tricks on yourself.

"Uncle, I'll buy a bunch. ”

Tan Yu said to the enthusiastic foreign uncle. At the same time, he was also wondering in his heart how to kill Claudia again.

I'm always being played with by this little girl, isn't it too embarrassing for a man...... No, you have to think of a trick...... What to do...... No matter how you think about it, you can't accomplish this difficult task.

Until now, Tan Yu, who had not yet figured out Claudia's weakness, suddenly became depressed. Whatever she does, she seems to be discovered by her palpitating perceptive perception, and she also has the perverted ability of time gap to assist her in her mischief.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration crossed Tan Yu's mind.

"Okay, little sister, can you tell me what this kind of yellow stick is called...... "The foreign uncle asked happily pretending to be a banana.

"Masturbator ......"

That's right!

Just like the last time Ke Xuelan gave herself a birthday gift, if you put a female masturbator in Claudia's bed...... Hehe...... Yohehehe......

Tan Yu immediately let out a laugh in his heart that he had with Xiangwei, but he immediately followed up with a spirit and denied his idea.

No, no, no...... In that case, everyone knows that they did it...... Tan Yu: He can only ...... Slaughtered......

Thinking about it, Tan Yu instantly dispelled the idea of teasing Claudia, he didn't know what Claudia's temper was and where her bottom line was. Even if there was a contract of coexistence between the two, he didn't dare to guarantee that Claudia wouldn't covet his own flesh. If you don't get one right, you won't be able to save your life!

"Oh...... I see...... Little sister, thank you......"

Tan Yu, who came back to his senses, suddenly heard his uncle thank him, and he didn't react for a while. I don't think I've done anything to make him thank...... Oh yes, thank you for your patronage!

However, for some reason, Tan Yu felt that Claudia on the side looked at him in surprise, and there seemed to be more defense in her beautiful eyes. Eh, did she do something, did her domineering aura deter her?

Tan Yu, who didn't notice that he was muttering out the key words of his inner thoughts, took the bananas that his uncle put in a plastic bag, and entered the vegetable market with Claudia.

But at the moment when Tan Yu walked into the vegetable market......

"Fresh fruits! Sell delicious fruits...... Sell self-masturbators!Sell self-masturbators...... It's thick and long, it's delicious, it's delicious, come and take a look!"

...... Tan Yu's hands were trembling a little at this time, and he had to quickly stay away from the foreigner who had 200% problems, and he didn't know when that guy would be checked for the water meter. And he hadn't heard of an edible masturbator in the world......

"I see, you are even more insidious than me...... I didn't expect that I would lose to a little ghost like you in this regard......" Claudia turned her head to look at the foreigner with a serious expression.

And Tan Yu had no idea what she was talking about. Still struggling with how to fight back, he was wandering around the vegetable pile.

"Diya, do you have any vegetables you don't like?" Tan Yu turned his head to look at Claudia.

"No," the little devil shook his head decisively, "I like to eat all the foods that can be eaten in the human world, the demon world, and the demon world. She said, blinking her big innocent eyes, "By the way, human flesh and demon meat, as well as oranges, are my favorite things to eat. ”

"Please, I didn't ask anything......" Tan Yu said uncomfortably.

That's when ......

"Don't talk to Lao Tzu!"

The sound of ruffians came from a dark corner of the huge vegetable market. It was five thugs, surrounded by a beautiful girl about twenty-two or three.

"Stinky bitch, I'm fucking in love with you today, don't you drink with Lao Tzu? Don't fucking pretend to be innocent with Lao Tzu, and report how much money you want. The guy with the yellow hair, the nose stud, and the mouth was a little crooked, scolded and scolded.

"Tell you, this piece is all under the control of our Brother Nan, and the security guards around here who throw batons and pretend to be B every day also pay hundreds of yuan to honor our Brother Nan when they see our Brother Nan. ”

"That's it, don't pretend to be pure with us, follow Brother Nan, and make sure you eat and drink spicy food. ”

The gang of thugs followed the words of the so-called "Brother Nan" and muttered. It was obviously a cool autumn, these gangsters were still showing their arms and belly, and the five of them were tattooed with dragons and tigers, and each of them had a striking bright red seal on their right forearm with the word 'blood', Tan Yu recognized that sign, that is, one of the three major gangs in Longtao City, the symbol of a member of the blood gang.

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