Chapter 165: Secret Technique - Repeated Horizontal Jumps!
"Who is still not convinced?"
Yanyue's cold gaze swept across the audience, and seeing that no one dared to squeak, she nodded with satisfaction. , the latest chapter access: ШШШ.79xs.СоМ . 1357924?6810ggggggggggd (.. m)
But at this time.
"Dissenting !!"
Yanyue raised her eyelids, looked at the place where the voice came from rather unpleasantly, and asked, "Who is it?"
This "dissent" also attracted the attention of everyone in the audience.
Looking for the sound, what he saw was Tan Yu with a confused face.
"What, Xiao Yu'er, do you have any questions you want to ask?" Seeing that the person who spoke was Tan Yu, Yanyue's tone softened a lot.
"Ah, I didn't want to say ......"
Tan Yu shook his head again and again, as if he wanted to deny something, but he was stuck in the middle of his words, and his words changed sharply: "No...... It's nothing...... I don't have any questions to ask, I just want to say 'dissent'. ”
The corners of Diya's mouth twitched slightly after hearing this, is this playing "reversing the referee" with the 'woman' in black?
But the moment Tan Yu finished saying this, he hurriedly covered his mouth, his eyes widened in shock as if he had seen something incredible, and he said in a 'confused' voice: "No, no, I didn't want to say this just now......"
Yanyue's brows raised slightly, and she came to Tan Yu's face in the blink of an eye, and asked with concern: "What's wrong Xiao Yu'er, something is wrong with you, are you uncomfortable? Do you need me to 'touch' and 'touch' your head? Do you need me to caress you?"
"Who needs you to 'touch' your head with lead in your head!And why is a good 'touch' head being said to be love...... Tan Yu stopped again in the middle of his words, and then changed his words slightly mechanically: "...... No...... But...... But if you really want that, we can sneak it 'private'...... You've got fossils in your head, but at least you're pretty......"
"Do you recognize me?" Yanyue was stunned, and suddenly smiled a little excitedly, "What about our marriage?"
"If you can be a little three, a little four, a little five, a little six. Tan Yu had a bad look on his face.
"Yes, of course I do!" Yanyue was furious, and asked casually, "By the way, who are the second, third, fourth, and fifth?"
"Zhu Yu, You Yu, Su Yuzhu, and the most important cherry ......"
Before he finished speaking, Tan Yu immediately slapped himself.
I almost took the most important thing out of the fertile groove......
No!!It seems that the situation is irreparable now!!The proof is that Diya is staring at herself with eyes that are strong enough to kill a cow!!
"Oh...... It's all 'rain', should I change the name to 'Yanyu'?" Yanyue pondered solemnly.
At this time, Bai Cha pinched his waist and walked over, glanced at Yanyue, and looked at Tan Yu, "Tan Yu, are you crazy?
Tan Yu glanced at Bai Cha, and said with a pair of mouths like a machine: "Bai Cha, you are the kind of person I hate the most in my life!, but I support your lily career!!Lily**Good!!If you have a video of Lily, if you want, I am willing to pay a lot of money to buy all the videos!!"
“...... Ha?!" The white tea is petrified in place.
"What the hell are you talking about!!Are you crazy!!"
Diya, who was sitting on Tan Yu's shoulder, grabbed his ears and gritted his teeth.
But at this time, Tan Yu actually stretched out his hand and pulled Diya down, hugged Diya tightly in front of his 'chest', and at the same time spoke in an extremely serious tone:
"Although I'm not a Lolita, but Diya, you're so cute, if it weren't for the fear of being slaughtered by you, I would have wanted to use you as a pillow to sleep with every day!"
Dia was suddenly squared.
The next second, her face flushed at a terrifying rate.
"Wow...... Wow......" After two squirts, Diya let out a piercing scream.
"Wow, ah, !!!!!"
Then, a slap slapped Tan Yu away.
"Teacher, senior brother, how are you......"
Seeing this, You Yu hurriedly rushed over and helped Tan Yu up
But Tan Yu made a 'i'llbak' gesture and said in a chic manner: "You Yu, don't worry, I will be responsible for you for what happened last night!"
"Please shut up first!!" You Yu, who was full of panic, slapped Tan Yu's head with a palm, and in a hurry, he actually made up for it!!
Asuka Sakurayani turned her wheelchair and came to Tanyu with a puzzled expression, "Tanyu, what happened to you today......"
Tan Yu got up from the ground with a bone, patted the soil on his body, and said loudly: "Teacher Sakurayani, in fact, I fell in love with you at first sight...... Woo!"
Tan Yu bit his fist directly, which could be regarded as blocking his chattering mouth, and then he retreated in shock, panting heavily.
My own sincerity is all running out uncontrollably!
What's going on with this TM?!!
Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning in Tan Yu's mind.
"What the hell have you done to me!!!, you old bastard!!!
In the next second, Qi Jiuying's emotionless voice echoed in the Heavenly Wheel Illusion: "It's nothing, it's just for you to spit out your heartfelt words." ”
"What did you say?!"
"This spell is valid for 12 hours, which is a full day, and you can find a way to save your 'sex' life during this day. Qi Jiuying said indifferently.
Tan Yu's heart seemed to have 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by: "Wo Groove! Didn't we make an agreement that we wouldn't hurt me!!"
"yes, I didn't hurt you, I just let the people around you hurt you. "Qi Jiuying looked very innocent.
"I ......"
I'm speechless!!
Tan Yu came to his senses, and immediately ripped off his coat, twisted it into a strand of cloth rope with a diameter of five centimeters, and tied his mouth tightly.
Then Tan Yu asked for a pen and paper, wrote a few lines, and showed it to everyone.
The paper reads: I'm sorry, the seal is loose, and the Qijiu Infant in my body was doing something wrong just now.
Seeing this scene, the nine babies in the Heavenly Wheel Fantasy Realm almost wanted to scold their mother.
Why do you let me carry this pot!!
Finally, with the powerful flickering skills of 'Meng' and 'Mix', the selection of the dark group began quietly.
Well, it's calm.
Yanyue stood on the stage, holding this MP5 in her hand, and shouted loudly: "So, the world's first martial arts competition...... Ah no, the world's first martial arts 'melee' competition, now start !!"
As soon as the words fell, the audience was in chaos.
As soon as the game started, there were guys who didn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky and pounced on Tan Yu.
I saw a flash of 'essence' in Tan Yu's eyes, and a few ordinary leaps dodged their attacks. At the same time, his mouth also said what he was thinking in his heart with a 'vague' voice-
"Secret Technique - Repeated Horizontal Jumping !!"
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...... I really want to rip this mouth off my ......
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