Lose your mind
"Joke Ni wandering, Lao Zi Demon or Ni comment!" (Today's young people, the psychological endurance is too bad, even such a small blow can't stand it, when I was a child, my mother kept the New Year's money for me every time, I didn't exaggerate it T_T)
Tsk~ The sound of this anger is inaccurate.
Although the system gloated in his heart, he still asked in a puzzled tone, "What's wrong with the host?
"You and the hell...... Boil~"
Leng Yanqiu angrily slammed the book in his hand, and then, forgetting that he was seriously injured, he was heartbroken......
A hand hurriedly reached into the quilt and touched the wound, but he was making repeated movements, but he didn't notice the black figure of a human figure on the window.
"Hahaha~ Host, have you been infected after staying with an idiot for a long time? Hahaha......"
By the time the system had laughed enough, Leng Yanqiu's face was already darker than the bottom of the pot.
"I'm sorry! Yesterday I played mahjong with a few friends, and I was confused for a while, and I sent it to the wrong one, so I'll change it for you right now...... "The system's original casual tone, when he swept to the column of Leng Yanqiu's attribute qi luck value, he burst into a foul mouth very excitedly, and those who didn't know thought that his luck value had bottomed out.
Leng Yanqiu's face is now gloomy and dripping.
"But it doesn't matter, one hundred hatred points can be exchanged for 10 luck points, and it's more than enough to buy that radio gymnastics instruction book!"
As soon as the words fell, Leng Yanqiu had another thread-bound book in his hand, and the hatred value was instantly cleared.
Leng Yanqiu's expression also changed from anger to calm, and then, his face was actually full of gratitude.
"The system is so fair to your way of doing things! When I am developed, I will definitely repay you well!"
"Host, you're not smiling, are you?"
"How could it be? If it weren't for you, I would have been chopped up and fed to fish a long time ago, how can I be as colorful as I am today?"
"Such a great kindness, how can you repay it if you don't be a cow or a horse? Please don't treat me as a human being, otherwise I will be uneasy!"
Looking at Leng Yanqiu's sincere eyes and pious expression, the system actually felt a sense of guilt for the first time.
System: "......" Am I bullying an honest child like this, is it too much?
"Host, your wound is open again!"
Leng Yanqiu looked down, and at some point, a red spot appeared on the quilt, which kept expanding.
Leng Yanqiu has been putting it in the quilt and lifting the quilt directly with his hand, the bandages on his thighs have been dyed red, and red water droplets are constantly squeezed out of the bandages, which gather and drip on the bed.
"Can I take credit to the system? the kind without interest!"
A roll of bandages appeared in front of Leng Yanqiu with a suture.
"Ten points of luck, one ...... Two cents in three months, and nine cents in three months. ”
Gollum, Leng Yanqiu swallowed the saliva with the smell of blood, and said, "Yes!"
Seeing that Leng Yanqiu didn't even bargain, he directly agreed, and the system also believed Leng Yanqiu's previous statement for seven points.
For the sake of being so honest, I will pit you a little less in the future.
Alas~
With a sigh, Leng Yanqiu untied the bandages on his legs, and suddenly the blood was like a column, and he hurriedly clicked a few key points on his thighs to temporarily stop the bleeding, and began to stitch up the wound with stitches and threads.
After the sutures were completed, I took out the healing pill given by the system, I don't know if the medicine is expired, it smells very pungent, it is very hard in the mouth, and the taste is even weird and difficult to swallow.
Thinking about expired medicine, it is also medicine, and it must have some medicinal effect!
Forcibly enduring the pungent and strange taste, Leng Yanqiu chewed the pill a few times, picked up the teapot at the bedside and poured it directly, and swallowed it with the tea.
After a while, he felt itchy all over his body, and Leng Yanqiu hurriedly asked: "System, your medicine won't expire, right! Why am I so itchy?"
"Your wound is starting to heal, don't you have this feeling of itching? ”
"But this reaction is too violent!"
Leng Yanqiu only feels that he has been hit by the life and death charm of Tianshan Tong's grandmother now, and his whole body is extremely itchy, so should he even start to itch his internal organs in the future? .
"Host, you are not a child anymore, you should know the truth that there is no good goods cheap, just spend money to buy lessons, I am here for your good!
Leng Yanqiu: "......"
You're a person who doesn't do anything! No, you don't seem to be a human being, do you?
Leng Yanqiu resolutely closed his mouth, instead of looking for guilt in the system, it is better to close his eyes and slowly "enjoy", so that at least he will not be traumatized mentally.
An hour later, Leng Yanqiu fainted, this inhuman torture, he really couldn't bear it.
The next morning, Leng Yanqiu woke up and saw that the room was covered with "yellow paper", and the paper was slow to draw ghost talismans.
"Jingle Bell~"
With a rattle, Leng Yanqiu's attention was attracted, and he looked at the old Miao Zhu in the room who was wearing a yellow robe, holding a peach wood in one hand and a rattle in the other, and his mouth was full of words, and he was constantly juggling with a bewildered expression.
After a while, Lao Miaozhu was tired of jumping, his hands were on his knees, and he gasped and said intermittently: "This, this...... The technique of removing evil is completely useless, look, it doesn't seem to be evil!"
"Who is evil?" Leng Yanqiu looked at Lao Miaozhu with a confused expression, hoping that he could explain it to him.
Lao Miaozhu suddenly came to Leng Yanqiu, and took out a bowl in his hand like a trick and brought it to Leng Yanqiu.
The pungent smell told Leng Yanqiu that it was a bowl of Chinese medicine, the kind that was super bitter.
"What is this?"
"Childe, this is a medicine that calms the nerves. ”
He seems to be injured, isn't he? Not sluggish!
"Poof! hahaha......"
The cheerful laughter of the system came from his mind, and he asked coldly, "What are you laughing at, system?"
"You kept yelling at the system yesterday, but you didn't say it in your heart......"
So he saw everything yesterday?
Leng Yanqiu only felt that his head was full of black lines-does this old man think that I am insane?
Thinking like this, Leng Yanqiu said to Lao Miaozhu: "I'm not crazy, I don't need to drink this medicine!"
Lao Miaozhu nodded to indicate that he believed it.
Leng Yanqiu relaxed and exhaled, then hugged the person around his neck and clasped his mouth.
A large pungent taste approached, and then it was as if a coptis was stuffed in his mouth, and it was so bitter that tears came out of his eyes.
His hands and feet were so weak that he didn't even have the strength to struggle.
Lao Miaozhu: All the people in the world who have lost their hearts and are crazy, they all say that they are not crazy, and you say the same thing as those crazy people, and you also say that you are not crazy, it seems that you are not sick!
Having said that, is this medicine for the treatment of madness, just boiling the yellow lotus?