Chapter 26: Slaying the Dragon and Binding the Tiger and Eliminating the Three Evils (2)
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Deng Siye took a sip of wine, smacked it in his mouth for a long time, and then swallowed it reluctantly, and said: "If you want to get rid of that four-legged snake, it is absolutely undesirable to be a strong enemy, twenty years ago, the fate of our four old gunners was just around the corner." Of course, if the captain summons guns, the ten mountain gods will also get the account. The problem is that the captain is going to take our gang to do it quietly, so obviously the only way to outwit us is to take this path. Old Deng Tou drank half of his mouth, and Benxing, who had been depressed for decades, came out in 1u, shook his head and shook his head, and at the end, he didn't get to the point, and he talked nonsense.
Han Donglin couldn't see Deng Siye's smug appearance, and at that moment, he was about to shout, but Xue Xiang's eyes glared back, and Xue Xiang felt that this profligate Deng Siye was more cool than the cowering crazy old Deng. Xue Xiang opened another bottle of Yanghe, got up and filled it up for Fourth Master Deng, and said with a smile: "Old Dengtou, say it straightly, be smart, and sell it to me again, this wine will not have your share." Deng Siye was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly brought the wine bowl to his face, and protected it with his elbow, for fear that Xue Xiang would also return the bowl of wine, but there was no nonsense on his lips: "Captain, there is a foreplay in storytelling, don't worry, I'll continue to say." In 63 years, after Captain Li and I had an encounter with the animal at Tianzi Port, I became suspicious. Because in the past five years, I have never let go of the matter of avenging the old knife handle, Ma Sanye, and Wang Sanpao, and I am curious about the whereabouts of that animal. After that night, I also went to the other side to check. Captain Li looked at the rice field, but my old cannon searched all the way along the indentation of the beast, and finally cut off the traces of the birth in a wild poppy forest, and it was expected that this poppy forest was the end point of the beast's descent to the Golden Bull Mountain. ”.
"Poppy? It's an opium-making thing! That's not right, crazy old Deng Laosi, this thing has long been banned, how can there be around Jinniu Mountain? Besides, what did the animal do when it went to look for a poppy forest? When Lao Jiang heard the strange thing, he opened his ...... It's really opium that hurts people, and the older generation hates it.
Deng Siye said: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly, the poppy forest is born on the back of a dirt slope, and the place is inaccessible, and there is still a mile away from Tianzi Port, after the beast has made a few weird troubles, the hundred acres of land behind Tianzi Port are also barren and no one dares to take care of it, so it is more difficult for the poppy forest to be revealed." Besides, it was a three-hua poppy and not an ordinary poppy, not an old mountain guest and an old medicine man who recognized it. ”
After answering Lao Jiang's doubts, Deng Siye continued: "I saw a large gap in the poppy forest at that time, and I guessed that it must have been eaten by that animal, but I didn't dare to conclude.
On the same day, I found a dirt slope a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, dug a deep pit, and covered it with roland juice that masked the smell. As soon as it was dark, I lay down in the pit, covered myself with branches, and waited for the beast to come and see what was going on. Who knew that after waiting all night, the sun was born high, and there was no trace of the animal. But I still didn't give up, went home and poured two mouthfuls of porridge, and the next day I ambushed on the spot. I didn't know that the beast still didn't come, and for six days, the beast didn't show up again. I was so desperate that I almost gave up, and my heart said that I would wait another day and not come to pull it down. That night, as soon as the moon had disappeared, I heard a swishing sound in the northwest, and when I looked up, the trees in the distance kept falling to both sides, and the beast was ......"
There was a bang, and the bowl in Xiao Sun's hand fell to the ground and fell apart. It turned out that the young man had heard Han Donglin tell the story of the python swallowing the wild boar before, and he was already worried in his heart. At this time, he was substituted by the story of Deng Siye again, only to feel that the terrifying python seemed to suddenly appear beside him, and he was scared, so he threw the bowl away.
A bowl was broken, and the young man's face was immediately flushed, and he had not seen his red face when he had drunk before, and the smoke was very embarrassed. Xue Xiang smiled and beckoned Lao Jiang to bring another bowl for Xiao Sun. When Xiao Sun heard this, how dare he work Lao Jiang, so he brought a bowl, a broom, and a dustpan to the canteen to remove all the broken porcelain pieces.
At this time, the little guy dragged the empty bowl and rushed in, saying that the chicken was not enough to eat, and asked the eldest brother to fill a bowl. It turned out that the little guy went out with a bowl of chicken, and a bunch of dolls were dumbfounded, staring at the red and fat chicken, and the saliva in his mouth couldn't be stopped.
It turns out that although each of these dolls has chickens, there are only about a dozen, all of which are used to survive, where are they willing to kill. The raw eggs have to be sold by the supply and marketing cooperatives, and exchanged for needles and threads: or there are relatives and friends who are confined, visitors, and gifts, and they don't rely on the eggs laid by these chickens: even if the chickens are old and don't lay eggs, they have to be sold by the supply and marketing cooperatives, who is willing to eat meat.
Some dolls have never eaten chicken since they were born, so how can they not be straight when they see it. The little guy was going to share it with the dolls, but now I saw that the dolls were hot, and immediately you and I had a piece of light, but she herself had no piece left. The dolls who were given the chicken were willing to swallow it in one bite, and they held the piece of meat and swallowed it carefully, little by little. The little guy couldn't bear to see it, but he felt that these capable playmates were not happier than himself, and the slander was like that. This doesn't work, you have to get a bowl and explain their slander well. And just like that, after a moment's effort, the little guy dragged the empty bowl back and killed it.
Fortunately, at noon today, Lao Jiang slaughtered four big roosters and filled a big pot, otherwise, he really couldn't cope with these supernumerary diners. At this moment, Xue Xiang couldn't guess that the little guy's current position was the captain of the transportation brigade, and at that moment, he beckoned Xiao Sun, who was about to take the dustpan out, and brought a sea bowl over. After a few breaths, Xiao Sun rushed in with the sea bowl in his arms. Xue Xiang took it, gave the little guy a yam and chicken, filled a big bowl, and was about to beckon Kang Tong to give her a gift. The little guy went to get a towel, wrapped the bowl, took it, and the little body was cautious, twisted and twisted, and went by himself.
After beating the annoying spirit, Xue Xiang beckoned Deng Siye and continued. Deng Siye was gnawing a piece of chicken wings, and when he heard this, he threw the chicken wings that were gnawed into his mouth, chewed them, and swallowed them into his stomach, and continued: "You say that evil xing is not evil xing, and that night almost scared me to death, the animal spared a circle from the northwest direction, and actually went around behind me." At the time, I thought I was present, and my heart was about to stop beating. Thanks to the animal's speed, he dragged his fat body and ran over the tree branches on my body in three times and two times, otherwise he would have been crushed to death if he was not frightened to death. When the beast reached the edge of the poppy forest, he first put his head high and approached the woods, as if he were smelling it, and after half a bag of cigarettes, he opened his mouth and ate it with great gulps. After eating, the animal was very excited, and began to beat the soil and stones on the ground with a flick of his tail, and the trees next to him immediately walked on the rocks and flew sand, and the trees broke and the trees were broken, even if I was a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, I still had a lot of stones on my body, broken branches, and hurt Lao Tzu. The beast went mad and didn't stop any longer, dragged his body, and swished away. Fortunately, this time, he didn't pass from my side, but ran directly to Tianzi Port. ”
"Third Master, if you want you to talk about the means of killing snakes, you start to put the ancients again, and there is no end." Li Yongjun had long lost his curiosity about the mountain god, and he had opened his ears wide to listen to Deng Huiye talk about the way to kill the snake, but he knew that the old man was chattering about his own adventures, and immediately, he asked dissatisfiedly.
Deng Siye glared at Li Yongjun and said, "Aren't I introducing the means to deal with that snake, if you don't know the weaknesses and habits, where did you get the trick, what's the hurry?" "The old man is afraid of everyone in the village, but he is not afraid of this Deputy Captain Li who he has saved.
Xue Xiang waved his hand to stop Fourth Master Deng and asked Li Yongjun not to interrupt, but he heard some doorways.
Deng Siye poured it on his back. "I slept in that pit for months," he said, "and at last I was cleared of the habits of the animal. It turned out that the beast came to the poppy forest every seven days, and when it was finished, it either went crazy or fell asleep. Now, I pinpointed its cover door, which is its weak point. Do you think, if the mountain god sleeps like a dead pig, who is afraid of it? Not to mention the old cannon, even a novice can turn it out. ”
"No, Fourth Master Deng, since you said it so easily, why didn't you solve the mountain god in the first place?" Han Donglin asked.
Deng Siye said: "After you listen to me, how can the mountain god be so easy to deal with." I don't mean that it fell asleep on the edge of the poppy forest. The beast's alertness was so high that it would only sleep under the cliffs of its lair. Speaking of this, Fourth Master Deng waved his hand: "Don't ask me how I know where that beast sleeps, I won't admit myself." ”
Everyone smiled, and Deng Siye continued: "I want the life of that animal for more than a year or two, since I have a habit of eating poppies, I feel that I have grasped the trick, where will I let it go."
Since then, I have been following the indentation of the beast, and it took me more than half a year to finally find the beast's nest under the cliff. Speaking of this, Deng Siye stopped, tilted his neck, poured down most of the bowl of wine, drank it, and said, "Now, it's time to talk about the specific way to get rid of the snake." One word: fishing! ”
"Fishing!" Deng Siye said that the drama meat, and everyone was shocked.
"Deng Laosi, aren't you pouring too much yellow soup and going crazy with alcohol. Let's not talk about how long and heavy that thing is, you should be fishing, where to find such a long rod, where to find such a thick hook. Lao Jiang took the lead and asked everyone's voices.
Fourth Master Deng smiled deeply and said, "Listen to me!" I thought so, it would be better to have an encounter elsewhere than an ambush in its lair. The way to fish is the best! I talked about what the poppy is for, and it's not about preparing incense bait. Don't be surprised, this method depends on me, and I can't do it. That's why I said before I said that if the members of the backing mountain could listen to me, I would have taken the life of that beast. Isn't it not easy to catch that big snake, and I can't do it alone.
Right now, if the captain supports it, it's not just a hand-holding. ”
After speaking, Fourth Master Deng looked at Xue Xiang. Xue Xiang smiled: "Support, support, how could I not support?" Old Deng, let's talk about the specific steps, I seem to have heard a little way. ”!。
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