Chapter 70: I Am Your Uncle
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Xue Xiang didn't look at the young candidates who were hugged by their families when they appeared, how warm the family reunion was; Just looked at the older candidate, and when he looked at it, the corners of his mouth pulled up and smiled. Please keep in mind that the bearded candidate in the northwest corner has already attracted Xue Xiang's attention, and the next scene made Xue Xiang even more surprised. As soon as the man went out, he was hugged by a pair of seven or eight-year-old children and called him "Daddy".
I don't know how many people have been wasted in the ten years of catastrophe, seeing this scene, Xue Xiang couldn't help but sigh when he was interested.
Xue Xiangzheng watched interestingly, and the pile of strong men passing by him sucked his attention.
The two strong men, one in his early thirties and the other in seventeen or eighteen, were both tigers and bears. As soon as the early thirties went out, he pushed the seventeen or eighteen ones and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, why did you cover it so hard just now, and you didn't even take care of your own uncle?" Lao Tzu has been giving you eyes for so long, and your eyes are almost blind. You kid and Lao Tzu pretend not to see, is there a nephew like you? ”
Xue Xiangle was happy, it was his uncle and nephew who took the same exam, and he was also assigned to a table next to the classroom, and the uncle asked his nephew to release water, but the nephew did not release water, but released pigeons.
The young man was pushed on his heels, and he was not annoyed, he got up, patted the snowflakes on his body, and smiled without skin and face: "Uncle, hehe, don't chew your tongue with my father when you go back, it's a big deal to grind noodles tonight, I'll do it alone." You have to be like a gentleman, you can't do it yourself, you can't do it, you can't deceive the organization. By playing smart, even if you are admitted, you have to show your stuff when you enter the school. When the time comes, people will return it to you, which will make our old Chen family's face gone, right? I am doing this purely for the sake of my ancestors, my ancestors, and my descendants. ”
The strong man couldn't do it, but was teased, and he was furious, and looked around, as if he was looking for a guy to take advantage of. Pick up this nephew whose elbow does not turn inward. Looking around, I caught a half-human-tall cypress tree in the flower bed. The strong man rushed to the front, and Lu Zhishen came uprooting the weeping willows.
As soon as the strong man pulled up the cypress tree, two "stop" sounded in the audience at the same time. One was from his unlucky nephew, and the other was from the two security officers who came in unison. The two security officers, one tall and fat, the other short and thin, were both dressed in navy blue overalls, and the nameplate of "Security Officer" was also pasted on their chests, and their identities were very recognizable.
When the strong man heard this, he looked at the cypress tree that had left the soil in his hand. Stunned on the spot. I sighed in my heart: Something bad happened!
Sure enough, as soon as the two officials approached, they asked the strong man to report his name and surname, and then shouted loudly and preached.
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The tall tiger skin actually took out a notebook from his arms, took the pen from his jacket pocket, and drew it in a flying phoenix. After writing, he tore off the paper and slapped it into the strong man's hand, "Damage to public property, a fine of two yuan, pay for it!" ”
The strong man pinched the "fine sheet" in his hand. His face was flushed and he demanded money from the young man. But the young man squeaked and said, "When he left, the old man only gave five cents for lunch, which was not enough to pay the fine." But he said that the rural people at this time are simple and listen to the words of the public. The two tiger skins opened the torn paper casually, and the uncle and nephew thought about how to pay the money, but they didn't have the slightest intention of entanglement and tearing.
"What, only five cents? You think this pine and cypress is a straw! Five cents, where can you! It's really not possible, you go back and get the money, and leave the other here to explain the problem. "The short tiger skin is only five cents when he hears it, and his face is even darker.
"Okay, two dollars, I'll pay it for them!" The two uncles and nephews were fighting to be "hostages", and Xue Xiang spoke up.
After watching the drama for a long time before, Xue Xiang had a very good impression of this pair of uncles and nephews who were like brothers and brothers, so he decided to help them. Although he has a lot of ways to make these two tiger skin chickens fly eggs. But now he was in a hurry to return to Tunzi and didn't want to cause more trouble, so he decided to pay the money to settle the matter.
When the two uncles and nephews saw that a savior had come, they hurriedly greeted them and thanked Xue. Xue Xiangchong smiled at the two, reached into his arms, and took out the tiger skin wallet. The wallet was bulging, turned over and opened, and a large stack of great unity and various national bills lay inside. Xue Xiang flicked a few times, but there were no small bills, all of them were ten yuan and a few gross bills, so he took out Zhang Da Tuanjie and handed it over.
When Xue Xiang opened his wallet, he was not carrying the four of them. The four of them were dumbfounded when they saw this full bag of unity. Xue Xiang took the great unity, shook the eyelids of the two tiger skins a few times, and the tall tiger skin came back to his senses, snatched the money suddenly, and said to Xue Xiang: "What a big ticket, who has those change on them?" Wait a minute, I'll tell Pony to go back to the office and get the money for you. I'm waiting here with this money, and I can't run away from you. After speaking, he patted the short tiger skin's shoulder, secretly pinched it twice, and praised Xue Xiang's Lei Feng spirit.
The short tiger skin understood, and went away in a puff of smoke, but before long, he didn't bring back the change, but brought back twenty or thirty young gangsters. The leader was a lean young man in his early twenties, his face was full of vigor, his head was shaved blue in the winter, and he had a big red scarf around his neck.
"Boss Geng, this is this kid, I dare to conclude that his wallet is made of tiger skin, and there are at least five hundred yuan in the wallet. You don't know how big it is, that big unity, shaking Brother Zhao and I are dizzy. After the short tiger skin pointed at Xue Xiang and finished speaking, he turned his head and asked the tall tiger skin: "Yes, Brother Zhao, you can talk to Boss Geng." ”
"Say TM ball, don't you know if you take your wallet?" Boss Geng seemed impatient and noisy, and stretched out his palm to cover the short tiger's face, pushing him to stagger. stretched out his hand to Xue Xiang again, meaning to let Xue Xiang take the initiative to pay tribute and avoid the pain of flesh and skin.
As early as when the green skins rushed over, Xue Xiang smiled bitterly in his heart: There are really no places where these maggots are indispensable! To say that the current public security environment has been chaotic to a certain extent. The reason for this is precisely the tide of educated youths returning to their hometowns in recent years. Because of the influx of countless young people in the city, and for a while, it was not possible to arrange employment for all young people, so such a large number of idle people had long been arranged, and the public security organs that had been hit by the catastrophe have not yet eased up. As a result, all kinds of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods have appeared on the stage, making the public security in various places a mess.
This way of the eyes is Geng Haonan, who relied on his power in Chengtian County, and was entangled all the way. This group of people turned to extort money, and now it is the peak of the college entrance examination, so they hit the idea on the candidates. As for Zhao and Ma~~
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Update~~ The two tiger skins originally came out of Geng Haonan's pile of green skins, and it was through Geng Haonan's push that they put on this tiger skin.
"This brother, you run first, my nephew and I have practiced two crop tricks, and we can deal with it for a while. If this is our business, we can't ask you to come in. Besides, if you ran away, you just happened to call the police. At this moment, the pair of uncles and nephews protected Xue Xiang in the middle, and the middle-aged strong man whispered in Xue Xiang's ear.
Xue Xiang's heart warmed when he heard this, he smiled at him, separated the uncle and nephew, and grabbed Geng Haonan's big hand, and the smile on his face was even worse: "It turned out to be Xiao Geng, I haven't seen him for many years, but I miss my uncle." As he spoke, he shook it vigorously.
As soon as Xue Xiang said this, the audience was shocked: These two people actually know each other? Or an uncle and nephew!
All the green skins looked at Geng Haonan one after another, but when they saw that Geng Boss had a very strange face, his face was flushed, his brows were wrinkled, and his teeth kept opening and closing, but he didn't speak, and he seemed to shake hands with that person very warmly, and they all sighed in their hearts: It's really a relative, this deal is smashed!
If Geng Haonan knew that these green skins were thinking, he would probably faint in anger. Where did he shake hands with Xue Xiang at this time, but he was simply pinched by Xue Xiang's huge force and his palms were about to break, and he had to shake them. And in order to save the boss's face, he couldn't bear the pain and didn't scream, where could he still speak. I'm afraid that this mouth will open open, and the one that comes out will not be a coherent sentence, but a terrible howl.
Geng Haonan endured the severe pain, and kicked towards Xue Xiang with his feet, wanting to summon the green skins to fight with his actions. Now that he has fallen into the clutches of the devil, where will the Great Demon King Xue Xiang let him succeed. Geng Haonan's right foot was square, and Xue Xiang held his big hand with a little force, and he stumbled and pulled him into his arms.
Xue Xiang still pinched Geng Haonan's hand with his right hand, and his left hand stretched out and flew over the shoulder and elbow joint of Geng Haonan's other hand, making his hand lose the ability to resist. After Fei finished doing this qiē, his left hand did not stop, and then he went around Geng Haonan's back and beat the drum like a drum: "Xiao Geng, I haven't seen you for many years, why are you getting more and more stumbling as you grow?" It's not like your dad at all, and I almost didn't recognize you because of my uncle. As he spoke, Xue Xiang's big hand stroked Geng Haonan's green-skinned bald head again, and slapped it loudly: "It's cold."
, it's too clean, it's cold, look, it's all frozen red. You're a real kid, and you don't need to add a few more clothes, so your mother should worry about it. Xue Xiang whispered softly, and when his palm passed, Geng Haonan's scalp immediately turned red like blood. Everyone was stunned for a while: it was still dark green before, did the temperature drop quickly!
Geng Haonan was so tormented by Xue Xiang's attack that he wanted to die first, suddenly, he gritted his teeth secretly, and shouted violently, "Brothers..."
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