Chapter 43: The Most Embarrassing in History (Still Recommended)
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To say that at this time, the Sumei people are really angry! This proposition is a paradox, how can she not know it? She proposed it only to build a model to explain ethics in philosophy, and to illustrate utilitarianism along the way, and she had intended to decompose the paradox of this proposition in the second lecture. How do you know that Xue Xiang grabbed a little, regardless of the rest, and actually argued that it was meaningless to discuss this proposition, and in the end, he also sarcastically said that it only has teaching significance, wouldn't it make Su Mei's anger blow up her lungs?
Su Meiren had an objection to mention, but the applause was thunderous at the moment, and there was no chance for her to exit, so it was easy to wait until the applause faded away, jingle bell, jingle bell, and the bell rang again after class.
Xue Xiangzao saw Su Meiren's pretty face that could be used to store things, and while he was proud, he couldn't help but feel worried in his heart, for fear of inviting a storm, and when he heard the bell at this moment, it was like hearing the sound of Lun, and he immediately jumped out of his seat and walked out of the classroom.
In the middle of the day, the sun was shining, Xue Xiang looked for a railing and lay down, while looking at the scenery downstairs, he thought about how to deal with the second class in ten minutes. Thinking about it, I don't know the essentials, and I secretly thought, if Su Meiren really has to soar, I'm afraid it's as easy as cleaning up Zhang Jinsong by myself? After all, the teacher has a natural right to guide and command in the classroom.
Xue Xiang suddenly regretted that he was so quick that he completely provoked the iceberg, and when he had nothing to do, he suddenly felt an itch in his throat - he was addicted to smoking, but this is a teaching building, and a student is smoking on the railing, no matter what, it is unsightly, not to mention, although he Xue rarely goes to class, but the last basketball game and singing against the Su Meiren have also accumulated a lot of popularity, and many students know him. Therefore, he would never dare to smoke here.
Xue Xiang raised his hand to look at the time, it was less than a minute before class, but the smoking addiction was really uncomfortable, and he couldn't help it, and secretly made a decision in his heart - to go to the toilet to smoke and buffer a cigarette. Just to avoid the limelight of the Sumers.
The plan was decided, and Xue Xiangzu rushed to the toilet at the end of the corridor, because it was almost time for class. At this time, the staircase was empty, and there was no obstacle all the way, and Xue Xiang went quickly. While running, he took out a cigarette to make a fire, counted his breaths, and slipped into the bathroom with a sting.
With a click, Xue Xiang lit the lighter, couldn't wait to light the cigarette, took a deep puff, and the aromatic nicotine molecule went straight to his henchman. Taking a puff of smoke, Xue Xiang felt extremely comfortable in his heart and took another breath. I remembered to find a place to squat.
Xue Xiang fixed his eyes on this, and was immediately stunned, there were two rows of urinal pits in front of him, but there were no urine pits for boys to urinate, and it was clearly the women's toilet!
Originally. The bathroom in the corridor is set up like this: two bathrooms, one male and one female, are side by side, with women in front and men behind. Xue Xiang was in a hurry, and when he saw the door, he entered, and he actually entered the women's toilet.
When Xue Xiang was frightened, there was a faint sound of paper pumping from the poop at the end of the pit in front of him, and there were people in the toilet! Suddenly. Xue Xiang was so shocked that his hair exploded, if he was caught, he would not be treated as a hooligan, and his life would be completely ruined.
Xue Xiang pulled his legs and ran, just ran to the door, and bumped into a slender figure head-on, looking at each other, Xue Xiangjun's face turned white, and the opposite side was the person he didn't want to see the most and was most afraid of seeing - Su Meiren!
Xue Xiangzheng searched for words full of words to explain, for fear that Su Meiren would catch him and shout blindly, who knew that Su Meiren actually screamed "ah", blushed, covered his buttocks, turned around and ran towards the bathroom in the back.
Xue Xiang saw the little scarlet between the seams of his trousers, and instantly petrified, and he didn't even have time to stop it, and then he saw the Su Meiren who had just stepped through the door and turned his face around, and rushed out in despair, seeing Xue Xiang, he screamed, and rushed over.
It turned out that Su Meiren suddenly became popular, and she rushed to the toilet without a head or brain, and as soon as she entered the toilet, she happened to meet Xue Xiang, and immediately reflexively decided that she had gone to the wrong toilet, so she was embarrassed and annoyed, so she turned around and ran to the men's toilet. Who knew that before he entered the door, he saw someone standing in front of the urine pit to tie his pants, how could Su Meiren stand it, and he couldn't hide his embarrassment immediately, so he had to find Xue Xiang desperately.
Smelling the screams, Xue Xiang woke up like a dream, where he didn't know that the catastrophe was coming, he didn't look at the angry beautiful face, tore his legs, and disappeared at the top of the stairs with the fastest degree in his life, and then, even more unusually, jumped over the railing, jumped down the stairs layer by layer, and disappeared into the teaching building in a moment.
Out of the teaching building, Xue Xiang didn't dare to go to the second class anymore, and estimated that if he appeared at this time, he would be able to be swallowed alive by Su Mei's life.
Walking in the boulevard, thinking about Fang Cai's embarrassment, Xue Xiangle suddenly fluttered, and Xue Xiangle was happy, because there would always be a cartoon in his mind about the cold arrogance iceberg dyed red, moving his long legs, and rushing straight to the men's toilet...... A carp, more than a foot long, wider than the horizontal palm, red scales all over the body, at this moment has been disemboweled, horizontally placed on the desk, but seeing Xue Xiang pull a knife flower, knock knock, a rush chop, the complete fish body immediately turned into a neat square, then cut the onions, pound the garlic, stir the glutinous rice flour, a burst of wind and rain to pick up, a glutinous fish ingredients are clear.
With a small stool, the little guy standing on the side of the desk had been waiting for Xue Xiang's shoulder for a long time, and at this moment, seeing that all the ingredients were finally ready, he immediately jumped up to Xue Xiang's back, kissed him, and slipped down.
You said Xue Xiang chopping vegetables, why is the little guy so excited? It turned out that today was the winter solstice, and Xue Xianggang said that he would cook some good dishes and fight tooth sacrifices, and the little guy came to the spirit and shouted to cook himself. Because Xue Lin went to Lingnan half a month ago, according to the news from there, it was said that Xue Anyuan would not go home to rest because of his hard work all day, Xue Lin was in a hurry, so he rushed over.
Xue Lin left, the little guy completely let go, her little Buddha made a decree that he wanted to cook, and Xue Xiang naturally wanted to help him Zhang Luo. No, as soon as the ingredients were ready, the little guy slipped down, put on a special small apron, moved the small stool to the edge of the stove, stroked Xue Xiang's shoulder and stepped on it, and then commanded Xiaoyi to sit at the mouth of the stove with his head and read cartoons to add firewood to the stove.
When the oil in the pot burned to the point of light smoke, the little guy calmly instructed Xue Xiang to put fish pieces in the pot, and when the pieces of glutinous fish were fried until golden, the little guy shrugged his little nose, as if he was distinguishing whether the fish pieces were ripe by the aroma, and after a while, the little guy bent down to take the spatula in Xue Xiang's hand, and beckoned Xiao Yi not to add firewood to the stove, so he carefully put the fish pieces into the porcelain basin on the stove one by one.
Looking at the stacks of golden croaker, the little guy raised a smile, gave Xue Xiang a chopstick to each of them, and looked at the three of them with a hopeful face: "Taste it, look at the first time I cooked, I can do it so well, and it must be good to be a chef in the future." ”
The three of them ate the fish pieces, nodded their heads in tacit understanding, and thought in their hearts: Which restaurant dares to invite such a chef who is only responsible for serving dishes, don't make the master of a kitchen angry.
After one dish, the little guy concocted it in the same way, making six dishes and one soup in a row, which can be regarded as completing Chef Xue's first solo performance.
As soon as the meal was served, Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun came together, since Xue Xiang entered Beijing University, these two people, one is studying and the other is a film policeman, each has their own busyness, but they rarely go to the door of Xue's house. At this time, it is better to come early than to come by coincidence, the two of them are not polite, they each went into the kitchen and took the dishes and chopsticks, and then rushed into the hall, just about to stretch out the chopsticks to pick up the dishes, but the little guy waved his hand to stop them, and proudly introduced the origin of this table of dishes, of course, of course, it was naturally all the little sister of the Xue family who operated alone, and there was no merit of the other three.
Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun have long been accustomed to mixing with the little guy, obviously knowing the tossing strength of this person, they sent it with some flattery, and the little guy was so happy that the little guy served the two of them with vegetables again and again.
At this time, it is already December 22, that is, the winter solstice of the lunar calendar, the winter solstice in the north is naturally much colder than in the south, as early as half a month ago, there have been several snowfalls. At this moment, as soon as everyone was on the table, snowflakes flew outside.
At noon, there are seven dishes and one soup, among which there is a hot pot with hoof flowers and stewed lotus root, which is so hot that a group of people take off their clothes. After a meal, the three elementary schools went back to their rooms to rest, Xue Xiang, Lei Xiaotian, and Kang Tong hastily picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and sat in the hall, chatting about the four brothers who were soldiers - Liu Yuanchao, Sun Qianjian, Li Hongjun, and Kang Tonglai.
Lei Xiaotian and Zhu Shijun chatted very much, planning to wait for these guys to come back to visit relatives during the Spring Festival this year, get together well, and plan how to have a dinner, here, Xue Xiang muttered to himself, I'm afraid that most of these people will not be able to come back during the Spring Festival this year. He had a plan in his heart, knowing that most of these four people would participate in the war, and he was afraid that the two would be worried, but he didn't say it, and still laughed with the two.
After a while, Lei Xiaotian still had to be on duty in the afternoon, and Zhu Shijun was busy reviewing his homework and coping with the exam, so he left together. Xue Xiang said goodbye to the two, and planned to go back to the room for a lunch break, but as soon as he walked to the door of the room, the phone on the table rang, and it was Hao Yunlai who called...... This is a small courtyard on the outskirts of the city, three tiled houses, the courtyard wall is made of green bricks, and the walls are also covered with white lime. Xue Xiang rode a motorcycle into the small courtyard, the courtyard was very tidy, there was nothing else in the empty courtyard, only four cabinets were neatly stacked around, the door panels of the cabinets were all emptied, and it could be clearly seen that it was stuffed with porcelain bottles, clay pots, painting paper and other old things.
Xue Xiang remembered that the last time he came, only one of the four cabinets was full, and the other three were empty.
It turned out that this was the distribution center of Hao Yunlai, Xu Xiaofei, Kang Xiaoba and his gang, and the old things that were collected, after being identified by Li Siye, were piled up in this cabinet, and those that were in sight were stored in the house and carefully preserved.
Xue Xiang's "Harley" was very loud, even if the fire was extinguished early outside the courtyard and let it slide in, it still alarmed Hao Yunlai and the others in the house. (To be continued)! ~!
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