Chapter 228: The First Defeat
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But said that Xue Xiangfang jumped away, and saw a puddle of dripping yellow in the air, Lao Wang dragged one leg lame, and even more frightened and instantaneous, where to avoid it, he was immediately doused by the dripping yellow water. []
When the yellow water settled down, Lao Wang almost fainted in one breath.
It turned out that what was drenched on his head was dung, the pile of dripping yellow, not only water, but also mixed with extremely foul-smelling feces that had been covered for a long time, in addition, there were soaked soft and thin tissue paper, and the rotten women's menstrual cloth, it can be said that this pool of thin yellow is simply mixed with the ugliest and most disgusting things in the world.
And the source of this dung water, at this time, it is self-explanatory, yes, it is the two porcelain jars that nominally contain tofu brains.
Obviously, the red-faced man came to block Xue Xiang early in the morning, just to give Xue Xiang such a peerless drama at the gate of the municipal party committee compound.
To say, they have been planning for a long time, and their intentions are not deep.
First figured out the route, direction, and time of Xue Xiang's arrival, and then thought hard about it, and then came up with the idea of using a large porcelain jar used by a vendor in the market to sell soy milk and tofu brain to hold feces.
After all, if you use a dung bucket, let alone ambush Xue Xiang, I'm afraid that even a hundred meters in front of the municipal party committee compound don't want to enter.
And even if you use this large porcelain jar and pretend to sell tofu brains, there is still another fatal problem, that is, the stench of this feces is difficult to hide.
Who would have thought that in this regard, these people are ingenious, and they actually used that thin plastic film to hoop more than ten layers above the porcelain jar, which is simply dense and breathable.
Meantime. He also promised that when he really wanted to attack Xue Xiang, he could break it with a small scoop, so it didn't take time to open it at all, so that Xue Xiang could not avoid it.
Think about it, if you use an ordinary sealing method, such as the rubber plug, etc., that can indeed ensure that the foul smell does not come out.
But this seal could not guarantee that it would be opened instantly, and as soon as the rubber stopper was removed, the gap was exposed, and the stench came.
Then it was like an attack again. The person Xue Xiang fled early, and there was no shadow. How else does this guarantee the suddenness of the attack?
It was precisely because of the careful calculation of the red-faced men that Xue Xiang and other national art masters could not capture Lao Wang and his flash, so he could only shout. Escaped on his own.
Because Xue Xiang was initial. In any case, I can't imagine this porcelain jar with a tofu brain signboard outside. It will be filled with excrement, and if these people suddenly stop his car, they will sell it to him. He may be alert.
But before he parked, he saw Lao Wang, an old acquaintance, carrying an enamel jar and entangled with these people, subconsciously, he thought that Lao Wang was familiar with these people, and there would be half a doubt in his heart.
Until the five men, Qi Qi took the water scoop and punctured the film in the bucket, Xue Xiang was only slightly curious, and it was this curiosity that delayed his escape.
When the stench came, it was already critical to escape again, because when he completed the conditioned reflex in his brain, the red-faced man had already splashed over with a dung scoop.
Xue Xiang is the ability to conquer the world, and when he encounters this thing that is more vicious than a bullet, he can only dodge.
In terms of attack range and coverage area, this dung water is farther away from the bullet, and as soon as the feces are splashed, it is a fan, and five dung scoops are splashed at the same time, for Xue Laosan, it is no different from facing the machine gun net, so he has to retreat backwards.
And the reason why he didn't save Lao Wang seemed to be a little discouraged at the critical moment, but there was no way.
If it is a sword and axe, Xue Laosan will not leave Lao Wang no matter what, and he will definitely be sideways, but it is a top international biochemical weapon like dung water, and he really can't help it, so he can only talk about it once.
Besides, if he brought Lao Wang with him, under the shock of the electric lightning, he would definitely not be able to escape, and the final result could only be that the two of them were poured together.
To talk about this situation, it is simply the most sinister brawl that Xue Laosan has faced since his debut.
If it weren't for his little jeep stopping near the left, and one of his bodies would have circled around the side of the jeep, even if his national skills were ten times higher, he would definitely avoid this kind of attack like a net.
said that Xue Xiang avoided it, but Lao Wang was not so lucky.
Although the target of this gang of people was Xue Xiang, but this fecal water was splashed, where could there be such an accurate control, these people only cared about splashing, and the range of attack was extremely large, and the position where Lao Wang was standing was naturally not spared.
And the sudden change was abrupt, not only did the old Wang who was drenched with dung water come back to his senses, but Xue Xiang was also stunned!
In the face of the most sinister battle in his life, the enemy used a level of biological and chemical weapons, and Grandmaster Xue could only say Alexander.
He couldn't even think of the simple and commonly used idea of attacking with a long-range weapon, such as the stones on the ground and the hidden weapon in his hand, and there was only one thought left in his heart: the enemy with this vicious biological weapon was invincible.
In this life, where does Grandmaster Xue still have the courage to face the enemy, he ran straight to the point that his buttocks were smoking, and he jumped out of more than 100 meters in one breath before he fixed his body, and Grandmaster Xue also completed the first time in his life that he did not dare to attack the enemy head-on, and he had a painful encounter of thousands of miles.
Xue Xiang fled, and the red-faced man and the gang still didn't let go, and chased after them, but they didn't run a few steps, and the gang stopped, because they couldn't stop anymore, they ran wildly, and the amount of fecal water had already been sprinkled, but they drenched a lot on their trouser legs.
Seeing that they couldn't catch up, the gang retreated to the side of the cart, scooped up the dung water from the bucket, and splashed it at Xue Xiang's car, the little jeep.
Now, these people not only didn't say anything, but they actually scolded while splashing.
The scolding was terrible, the words could no longer be said to be rude, all kinds of genitals flew around, Xue Xiang heard it from afar, and he became angry, because the moment he fixed his foot, he already doubted whether this group of people would be the remnants of the Green Gang, and when he heard these people scolding again, he had already moved to kill in his heart.
But who would have thought that as soon as his anger was raised, he was washed away by the suspicion that rose in his stomach.
Because the gang opposite, especially the red lotus man's scolding, was mixed with something like "my wife", "qiang jian", "dog official" and the like, and the other four people also revealed a lot of useful information in the help.
Xue Xiang only listened to a few words, and then he practiced the intention of these people, and listened to the meaning of their words, it was actually him Xue Xiangqiang Jian the wife of the red-faced man, and the red-faced man made an appointment with his brothers of the same clan to find him Xue Xiang to take revenge and vent his anger.
At the beginning, Xue Xiang only said that these people must have been supported by whom, and deliberately came to pour sewage on themselves, but when he looked at the faces of those people, they were all angry, they really didn't look like fakes, and there was even the bald man, and he persuaded the red-faced man from time to time, saying that it was almost the same, in the end, it was on the edge of the municipal party committee compound, don't make it big, after speaking, he also shouted at him Xue Xiang, and asked Xue Xiang if he wanted to be private or something.
Xue Xiangzheng was confused when he heard it, and it turned out that Lao Wang suddenly fought with the red-faced man's gang.
Speaking of which, today's events have never been seen before for Xue Xiang; And for this old king, it is also a bolt from the blue.
Thinking about his old king, although he is a doorman, he is also the overlord of the doorman, and he can get together a table when he sees that the central minister, how can he ever be insulted like this.
At that time, the feces fell on his head, and the old man was stunned for a long time, never daring to believe the facts in front of him.
It wasn't until a swipe of feces on his forehead slid down the tip of his nose along the urine that Lao Wang was touched by the stench against the tip of his nose, and then he suddenly came back to his senses.
As soon as he woke up, Lao Wang heard these people pointing at Xue Xiang and scolding, listening to the meaning of the red-faced man, as if he was saying that Xue Xiangqiang Jian was his wife.
Hearing this, the angry old king suddenly wanted to laugh again, because he only felt that he had heard the funniest joke in the world and encountered the stupidest slander in the world.
This Director Xue's wife and cousin, he has seen it all in Lao Wang, it is really more beautiful than the person in the painting, the fairy daughter who came out of the TV, this red-faced man and stupid pig-like person, what qualifications does he have to put his wife and those two fairy daughters together.
Besides, who is Director Xue? Young and handsome, with a successful career, what woman do you want, and you still need to be strong?
In the half a year that his old Wang guarded the door, he didn't hear a group of three or five sisters-in-law make fun of this Director Xue when they go out.
Although he is old, he is not stupid, and he knows that this is the same as when he is still in the countryside, a group of old and young masters always like to talk about the most beautiful little daughter-in-law in the village, which clearly means that they are in love.
Just such a person, beckoning, can make the little girl pounce on her, and she still needs to be strong?
This is a long story, but Lao Wang's mind is just a turn, seeing that these people are arrogant and rude, they continue to pour dung on Director Xue's car, Lao Wang wiped the feces on his head, dragged his lame leg and rushed forward.
"I'm cāo you, dare to go wild in front of the municipal party committee compound, I can't kill you......"
In the shout, Lao Wang untied the belt around his waist and pulled his head towards the red-faced man.
There was a snap, and the cow belt hit the red-faced man's eyebrows, and Lao Wang hated it, and his strength was not small, and immediately there was a blood mark on the pubic area of the red-faced man's face.
The red-faced man was in pain, screamed, and punched at the old king, the clinker old king was old and strong, and he had also been on the battlefield, he had seen life and death, and he was in danger, and he flashed his head, and then, there was another whip, which hit the cheek of the red-faced man, and the red-faced man screamed in pain.
At this time, the red-faced man was no longer strong, and shouted, and the other four people also attacked Lao Wang.
When Xue Xiang saw it in the distance, his eyes immediately turned red, he couldn't see anyone bullying the old and weak, not to mention the disabled soldiers he had always respected, not to mention, this matter was from the root, Lao Wang was helping him prevent disasters.
But Xue Xiang ran again, hundreds of meters, and it would take some time, and he saw that the red-faced man was about to pinch Lao Wang's neck.
Xue Laosan picked up a kick, then kicked up a large canopy of snow, in mid-air, his hands like a butterfly wearing flowers, the canopy of snow was instantly collected by him in his palm, compacted, and thrown in an instant. (To be continued......)