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Pull it down, it's indispensable to spend money with a monkey, we don't know him yet, huh? Liu Yina stuffed the money to me.

When the monkey came out, he was still in a coma, and he settled down in the ward, and was given anti-inflammatory medicine.

The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for a few more days, so I went to get the living utensils, and it was almost 11 o'clock after I was done, and the monkey was still unconscious, and the oxygen device on the wall was gurgling and bubbling. The food for the monkey was all cold, and it seemed that he would not be able to eat at night.

I was also a little hungry, so I took a xiaolongbao and ate it.

Your mother forced the monkey to suddenly say intermittently: Don't eat my things

I jumped up: you're awake?!

The monkey didn't respond, its eyes still closed, and only the oxygen device on the wall gurgled and bubbled.

I guess it's a dream talk. I sighed and continued to eat my xiaolongbao.

Don't eat the monkey and spit out three more words.

I'm cǎo?! I glared at the monkey, holding xiaolongbao in one hand and patting him in the face with the other.

Still no response.

I was shocked, I didn't expect the monkey to be able to protect food in a coma.

I had no choice but to stop eating, hoping that he would have a good rest and not keep worrying about it. The monkey didn't say anything more, so I rented a simple single bed and slept next to it, and the night passed in a daze.

Early the next morning, the monkey finally woke up and gobbled up the stuff. When I talked about last night, he didn't admit it at all, saying I was just farting.

I don't bother to bother with him.

After eating, the monkey yelled that he wanted to be discharged from the hospital, but was later scolded by the doctor before giving up. I said that you will live steadfastly, and you don't need to rush to find the ninth prince for revenge, and the future will be long. Monkey said, I haven't finished my game mission today. I said then you don't want revenge? The monkey said report, you must report, I will tell you someone, you go to him and say that I was stabbed by a big cat.

I asked who to look for, and the monkey said Huang Jie in class 2, you go to him, he should sleep in the dormitory, and then gave me the dormitory number. Only then did I know that the monkey also had a friend, and he asked me to find this person, so he must have called him to fight the Ninth Prince together.

After settling the monkey, I went back to school and entered the dormitory that the monkey said, and sure enough, someone was sleeping. I called him up, and he asked me who I was in a daze. I said I was a friend of the monkey, and the monkey told me to come to you.

When Huang Jie heard this, he directly lay down again.

Hey, I patted him.

I don't have any money, let him go to someone else! Huang Jie was very impatient.

No, the monkey asked me to sue you that he was poked by a big cat.

What? Huang Jie sat up suddenly: Who was stabbed?

The monkey was stabbed.

Huang Jie was even more anxious: Who was stabbed?

Got poked by a big cat.

Which big cat?

It's just the big cat of the Ninth Prince.

It's true?

It's true.

Huang Jie was stunned, his face was incredible. I thought to myself, sure enough, it's a brother, and I'm stupid when I hear that the monkey has been stabbed.

He asked me to come

Before I finished speaking, Huang Jie suddenly laughed, grinning with a mouth, as if he had committed a stupid illness, at first he laughed, then he giggled, and then he laughed, as if he had encountered the happiest thing in the whole day.

This time it's my turn to be stupid, knowing that the monkey was so happy to be stabbed, this is obviously the enemy of the monkey, why did the monkey let me run to sue him?

After laughing, Huang Jie jumped up from the bed, collapsed his slippers and danced in the dormitory, singing while dancing: The vast end of the world is my love, the green mountains are blooming, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying

I watched him go crazy in the dormitory, and finally couldn't help it: you are almost the same, even if you have a grudge against the monkey, there is no need to do this!

Huang Jie stopped and looked at me in surprise. I snorted, got up and left.

Huang Jie said: What do you have to do with monkeys?

Brothers!

He also has brothers?

It's that sentence again! I said impatiently: Yes, that's me!

Good. Huang Jie said: You go to sue the monkey, I know, I am waiting for him to take revenge together.

I was stunned: you said you want to take revenge with the monkeys?

Yes, we are also brothers, of course we want to take revenge together.

But you were happy like that

Yes, I'm having fun, because I know it's a deliberate knife from a monkey.

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, I couldn't understand it completely, my brain was in a state of panic.

Why?

Needless to say? Unless the monkey did it on purpose, could the big cat stab him with a knife?

I'm asking why monkeys are deliberately being stabbed.

The monkey didn't sue you?

No.

Huang Jie pondered for a moment: This question, it's better to let him sue you, right?

All right. I knew that he couldn't get an answer, and that it would be better to go back and ask the monkey, so I turned and left.

Hey, you wait.

Well? I turned my head.

Lend me five dollars, I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

What kind of mother are you!

I threw down the five dollars and left the dorm in a huff. Now I believe that Monkey and Huang Jie are brothers, and I know why these two brothers are not together, your mother and two poor ghosts can't live together at all!

Because I looked for Huang Jie, I was more interested in why the monkey was deliberately knifed, so I rushed to the hospital, but I pounced in the ward, because the monkey was no longer there, and there was still half of the water in the hanging infusion bottle.

I asked the nurse, and the nurse was surprised and said, "Oh, this person is still there!"

Your mother, if people have three longs and two shorts, see if I can find your hospital! I pushed the nurse away and went outside to find someone.

There are no corridors, no toilets, no anywhere, and no one answers the phone. I was a little panicked, worried that the ninth prince came to the hospital to make up for the surgery, and ran around the street to look for it, and I really wanted to call the police at that time! Looking for it, I patted my head, why didn't I think of that place?!

So I rushed to the Internet café, and as soon as I entered, I saw a monkey wearing a big headset cursing there.

Are you Shanghainese all stupid people who come up and give people heads? Oh, you're from the Northeast! Northeast people are even more stupid! In winter, when you pee outside, you freeze into icicles! You can't hang a hand warmer on the balls!

I rushed over and pulled his headset off.

The monkey was stunned for a long time: Oh, Zuo Fei, you are here, sit down quickly.

, what are you doing here without a hospital infusion?

I'll go back when I'm done with my mission.

Is the task important or the body important? I'm almost out of breath.

All important.

Monkey, it's time for you to change this unhealthy routine. You were stabbed yesterday and are still under hospital observation, please pay attention to your health? Don't you still want revenge, so who can you seek revenge?

The monkey hung its head and covered its face with both hands, looking pained.

I exhaled, and I was finally moved by what I said, it seems that the monkey is not hopeless.

I tapped him on the shoulder, just about to speak.

Pitted my teammates miserably, and now the game must be full of scolding me, and even our province has become a fool The monkey said in infinite pain.

I've given up on treating him.

Five minutes later, I was sitting in front of my computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world, who said this wise saying?

But I really don't like playing games, and after playing for a while, I feel itchy all over my body, so I go outside to smoke a cigarette. As soon as he took two steps forward, he saw Huang Jie standing in front of the bar and handing five yuan inside.

Charge into my membership.

I rushed over and grabbed the five dollars angrily: You said you were going to have breakfast!

I recognize the five yuan, I found it when I bought preserved egg and lean pork porridge, and one of the corners was folded.

Huang Jie looked at me stunned.

Five minutes later, all three of us sat down in front of the computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world.

Monkey and Huang Jie didn't say a word, they didn't say a word from the time they sat down, as if they were strangers. But once the game is surprisingly similar, it can scold the whole country in a short time.

I added them to QQ and set up a discussion group, in which I asked them how they were going to get revenge.

There was no reply, and both of them were busy playing games and scolding the country's idiots.

Finally, until noon, I said, "Let's go to dinner, shall we?"

The monkey said, "I'm not hungry."

Huang Jie said: I'm not hungry.

I pay for it.

The two of them stood up together: Oops, I suddenly felt a little hungry.

Entering a braised noodle restaurant, both of them devoured it, as if they hadn't eaten for three days, and it seemed that they would not eat for three days after eating this meal. I knocked on the table: can you tell me why the monkey was deliberately stabbed?

What about eating, what are you talking about those useless things? The monkey said with a large mouthful of noodles in his mouth.

Okay, let's talk about it after eating.

The two of them finished eating almost at the same time, and stood up at the same time and walked out, as if the Internet café next to them was their mother-in-law.

Boss, I don't have any money. I said slowly.

Hey, the boss in the apron helped me stop them in their way.

The two of them had to come back again: Zuo Fei, you can't talk and don't count.

It's okay to let me pay for it, and explain the matter first.

The monkey and Huang Jie glanced at each other.

The monkey said: Half a year ago, I stabbed the big cat, you know?

I know that since then, they will no longer dare to ask for your business, and they will be respectful and polite to you.

I made him stab him with that knife. Huang Jie said: At that time, I shared a dormitory with him, but then I moved out, and I couldn't stand him borrowing money from me.

Bah, you haven't borrowed it from me?

Did you lend me a dime? You're slamming the door.

So you lent me a dime? You're not an iron one?

Both of them widened their eyes, and their tones became more and more fierce, with the intention of fighting each other.