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When I went back to school and started classes, I had been delayed for seven days, and the homeroom teacher talked to me once, and he said that he also knew that the ninth prince had been making trouble for me before, but the ninth prince no longer existed, and hoped that I could calm down and study hard. I was the best at dealing with this situation, so I made a promise on the spot, saying that you can rest assured, teacher, I will study hard.

After dealing with the teacher, it's time to get down to business. I haven't thought about how to confess to Lin Ke'er, love letters, roses, candles and so on always feel too vulgar, and I can't make up my mind for a long time, so I discussed with the monkey and asked him if there was a good way. The monkey said don't fix those useless, do you think it's romantic? I feel stupid, let me tell you, you just call people out, just confess directly, and it will be successful, and it will not be pulled down. I said that you are so good at blowing, why don't you confess to Liu Yina.

The monkey is not a person who twists and turns, so let's just say that let's confess together, isn't it easy to win Liu Yina?

Actually, I think Lin Keer and I have already made it a certainty, but we just lack such a process, so I want to try to make it as fun as possible, and the addition of monkeys makes me look forward to it.

As a result, I didn't expect that the time and occasion for the confession had not yet been decided, and the monkey was a fool who was all over the city.

First of all, Huang Jie came to me, asked me if I was going to confess, and threatened me that if I didn't lend him five yuan, he would tell Lin Keer about it, so that this confession was not a surprise at all. I obeyed him, so I had to give him five dollars, and he ran to the Internet café.

Then Zheng Wu came to me, and he said that you want to confess, this is a big deal, you have to dress up handsomely, I can lend you my robe. I hurriedly said no, no, I'll just wear my own clothes. Zheng Wu looked at me with a look of "you don't know the goods", and I hurriedly ran away with the reason of "rushing to the toilet".

Later, Liu Yina came to me, and the woman excitedly asked me if I was going to confess. I said yes, have you heard anything else besides me confessing? Liu Yina said in confusion No, I said that the monkey wants to confess to you, you should get ready.

Then Wang Yao came to me, she was even more excited than Liu Yina, and said it was great, finally waited for this day, you must treat my family well. Looking at her, I felt a little sad, but I suppressed this sadness.

Later, even his fucking daughter-in-law Ma Jie knew, and Zhang Luo washed my clothes, saying that he wanted me to confess handsomely.

I really want to the monkey's chrysanthemum!

But I never thought that Yi Zhen would come to me.

That night, I was chatting with Ma Jie while washing my feet in the dormitory, when Yi Zhen actually pushed open the door and walked in.

As soon as I saw this person, I was in a bad mood and said, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Frankly speaking, if it weren't for the monkey's repeated warnings to me not to fight with Yi Zhen, I would have seen him beat him up and down a long time ago.

Yi Zhen didn't pretend to be with me anymore, and he didn't even have a smile on his face: "I heard that you want to confess to Lin Ke'er?" When? ”

I really want to spit on him: "What's the matter with you?" ”

"When?" Yi Zhen's face became more gloomy.

"Tomorrow!" Actually, I haven't thought about it yet, but since Yi Zhen asked, then I'll just say tomorrow!

Yi Zhen's face turned pale: "One last time I asked you, would you give up Lin Ke'er?" ”

It seems that he also knows that as long as I confess, Lin Ke'er will be mine!

"No." I sneered.

"You ......"

Before we could finish speaking, the door to our dorm room was pushed open again.

"Zuo Fei, lend me five yuan, I'm going to the Internet café for the night!" The monkey walked in with a bang.

"And me, and me, and me." Huang Jie ran in, as if he was afraid that it would be late.

How can I be in the mood to borrow money now, and just say with a straight face: "No!" ”

"Hey, Yi Zhen is also there!" The monkey's eyes lit up, and he pounced directly in front of Yi Zhen, held his hand and said, "Friend, hello, long time no see, I miss you so much, don't come unharmed?" ”

Huang Jie was not to be outdone, grabbed Yi Zhen's other hand and said, "Oh, I didn't see you for a long time last time!" How's it going, how is Lingtang? Ling Zun is okay? How is your family's business? ”

If it were usual, I would have been happy to see them like this, but now I am in a happy mood, and I lowered my head and washed my feet silently.

Yi Zhen also smiled slightly: "It's a monkey, Huang Jie, did you want to borrow money just now?" ”

"Yes, yes, we're going to the Internet café for the night!"

"Take it." Yi Zhen generously took out a hundred yuan, "In addition to the night, buy some food and drink." ”

"Ouch...... My little tyrant! "The monkey packed up the money and put it on Yi Zhen.

"Yi Zhen, it's good to have you as a friend, 'treating money as dung' is a gentleman like you." Huang Jie is also numb.

"Well, I have something to do with Zuo Fei." Yi Zhen continued to smile.

"What?" The monkey got off Yi Zhen.

"That's the case, I heard that Zuo Fei was going to confess to Lin Ke'er, so I came over and asked him if he could give up."

"Uh...... Isn't that right? The monkey rubbed his hands.

"I'm willing to pay, as long as Zuo Fei is willing to speak, I will definitely do what I can do."

The monkey looked at me, I looked away, I was really afraid that the monkey would persuade me to give up, I was really afraid!

"That's it." The monkey's voice sounded particularly difficult: "If it were me, I would definitely give up, we are good friends!" But the left flew ...... He and Lin Keer are childhood sweethearts (I can really blow them), it's not good to break them up, right? ”

"That's it." Huang Jie chimed in beside him.

I felt a little comforted that the monkey had finally spoken a human word.

"That's right." Yi Zhen sighed: "There's no way, I'm not embarrassed to fly left." ”

"That's good, everyone will still be friends in the future, take a step back and open the sky!" The monkey laughed happily.

"Monkey, after the Ninth Prince is destroyed, the first year of high school will belong to you, can you please help me fight someone?" Yi Zhen said suddenly.

"Who, just say it, I don't dare to say it in the second and third years of high school, I definitely have the final say in the first year of high school!" The monkey patted its chest.

And I had a bad feeling.

"You may feel embarrassed to beat this person, but I'm willing to pay a high price, how about five hundred?"

The monkey's eyes widened, and Huang Jie swallowed a large mouthful of saliva. Five hundred yuan is not a small amount for a student.

"Who are you talking about?" Strangely, the monkey calmed down, maybe this is the material for doing great things.

I stared at Yi Zhen so hard that I could almost guess who he was going to say.

"Hit him." Yi Zhen pointed at me.

And so it was!

"Left Fly?" The monkey frowned.

After a short silence, the dormitory seemed quieter, and my heart jumped to my throat.

Everyone looked at the monkeys, including me. I'm really afraid that the monkey will say, Zuo Fei, I'll beat you, let's divide the five hundred yuan equally. Or, Zuo Fei, I don't want to hit you, you can be considerate of me, or something like that.

The monkey was still silent, and I closed my eyes.

"Isn't it too little? I can give a thousand. ”

"What do you want me to hit him with?" The monkey said suddenly.

My heart pounded.

I opened my eyes. Even if I want to be beaten by a monkey, I have to watch him beat.

The dormitory was still silent, and Yi Zhen was already looking left and right, as if looking for something else.

"Well, just that beer bottle."

There's a beer bottle in the corner, which I just drank there today.

The monkey walked over, clutched the beer bottle tightly in his hand, and walked back again.

Huang Jie didn't say a word.

I stared at the monkey with cold sweat dripping down my forehead.

"Opened his head, and I paid immediately." Yi Zhen's voice was cold and proud.

The monkey looked at me and suddenly smiled.

I laughed too.

The monkey lifted the bottle high and slammed it down.

Smashed on Yi Zhen's head.

Yi Zhen, a pampered nobleman, could withstand this blow, and fell to the ground neatly without even shaking.

At the same time, I picked up the footwashing water at my feet and poured a large basin on Yi Zhen's head.

I moved with the monkey and kicked Yi Zhen with a bang, kicking him around on the ground like a ball.

When we stopped, Yi Zhen couldn't even scream, his body was curled up like a shrimp, his head was wet, in addition to bleeding out, he was also dripping with foot washing water, where was there still a little bit of noble son?

"A thousand dollars to buy my brother's head?" The monkey said coldly.

I straightened my chest and was proud of such a brother!

"Why don't you give a thousand and five dollars?" The monkey continued.

Me: "......"

Yi Zhen lay motionless on the ground, like a dead dog.

Huang Jie, who had never moved, also lowered his head and sang to Yi Zhen in the most humble tone: "The vast world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

Yi Zhen slowly got up, laughing coldly as he wiped the blood and footwashing water from his head with his sleeve.

"You can cry and go to your dad." The monkey said, "If you sue your father, you will say that someone at school is bullying you, and if your father makes a move, our gang will definitely be doomed." His tone was snarky, deliberately trying to get true.

"Just with you bastards, it's my dad's turn to do it?" Yi Zhen continued to sneer.

"Or you can also go to Ding Sheng and Liang Qi." The monkey continued to give him ideas, "You give some money, they will definitely help you." ”

Yi Zhen stopped talking, but walked out of our dormitory and slammed our door slammed shut.

"Hehe, I made a hundred bucks." The monkey immediately took out the hundred yuan that Yi Zhen had given him before, looked at it in the light first, and then put it to his mouth and kissed it.

"This is for both of us!" Huang Jie reached out to grab it.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll help Yi Zhen fight, can you help?" The monkey said in a conclusive voice.

Huang Jie: "......"

I asked, "Who are Ding Sheng and Liang Qi?" ”