42 I cut off the kidneys
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"Of course it's cash, with my status, don't you go out with a thousand thousand kindness? Pack up my food first, and then go to the bar and wait for me to check out! The monkey said with a big grin.
The waiter looked at the monkey suspiciously, but still packed the food and went out.
"I've got six or seven hundred dollars on me." Wang Yao took out a stack of banknotes and put it on the table, he was already quite wealthy among the students.
"Well, the three of us will be pretty much the same if we get together." The monkey said as he slapped a crumpled five-dollar paper on the tableβthe same one I gave him at noon.
"Mm-hmm, let's get together, let's get together." Zheng Wu also took out more than 20 yuan in change.
The monkey looked at me: "Zuo Fei, you just make up the rest of the odds." β
"Get out, more than two thousand is called a fraction? That's all I have to offer! "I pulled out more than two hundred dollars and put it on the table.
"That's it?" The monkey looked at me with disdain: "I have never seen such a poor local tyrant as you." β
ββ¦β¦ I never said I was a tyrant, right? β
"It's really not good, I'll ask my brother to send some money." Wang Yao was ready to make a call.
"No, I'll just do the rest." The monkey picked up all the money on the table, "Zuo Fei, Zheng Wu, you two bring the dishes!" β
As soon as we heard that the monkey was going to pay for it, Zheng Wu and I immediately went to carry vegetables, more than a dozen plastic bags, and five or six of us each.
"Monkey, are you okay?" Wang Yao looked at the monkey in disbelief.
"No problem, come with me." The monkey walked out of the private room with a big grin.
I stepped up two steps, walked to Wang Yao's side and said, "The monkey may want to escape the order, be clever for a while, and run when you should run." β
"Oh!" Wang Yao nodded, she was going to fight today, so the flat shoes she wore were still very convenient to run.
I suddenly understood what it meant to steal chickens and rice, without beating Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and sharing so much money!
I thought I would run as soon as I got out of the private room, but the monkey didn't mean to run at all, but walked towards the bar, and many waiters stared at us. I'm a little surprised, does the monkey have the money to settle the bill? I kept an eye on him to prevent him from suddenly turning around and yelling to run. But the monkey didn't run until he reached the front of the bar.
"How much?" The monkey asked.
I was even more surprised, could it be that the monkey is a hidden rich man who has been pretending to be poor all along?
"Hello, 368o yuan, credit card or cash?" The little girl at the bar is polite.
"It's so expensive, right?"
"No mistake, here's your bill."
The monkey took the bill and looked at it, frowned and said, "Do you know who I am?" β
"Hello, I don't know."
"I'm Ding Sheng, a sophomore at Dongcheng No. 1 High School, you don't know me?" The monkey looked at her defiantly.
"Hello, I don't know, please hurry up and check out."
As soon as I heard the monkey say this, I knew that Ya was about to run away again, so I glanced at Wang Yao, and Wang Yao nodded quickly.
The monkey grabbed a large handful of money from his pocket and put it on the table, and the little girl at the bar nodded and said, "Hello, there is still 175o yuan left." β
"Run!"
I whispered, and at the same time turned around and ran, Wang Yao and Zheng Wu followed closely next to me, and fled the hotel in a hurry under the surprised gaze of the entire hotel staff. I'm not worried about the monkeys at all, that guy never suffered from this!
We got out of the hotel and ran a few hundred meters forward, when suddenly no one was chasing us, and the monkey didn't come out. We thought it was strange and hid behind a flower bed to check on the situation. After a while, the monkey was seen swaggering out, and there were no pursuers behind him.
"Monkey, here!" I beckoned.
The monkey came over: "What are you running, didn't you say that I will pay the bill?" β
Wang Yao: "I don't know, Zuo Fei asked me to run, and I ran away." β
Zheng Wu: "I don't know, I saw them running away and I ran away." β
Me: "...... Don't you have enough money? β
Monkey: "It's not enough, but the manager saw that I was handsome, so he gave the rest of the money away." β
Me, Wang Yao: "......"
Zheng Wu: "Being handsome still has this benefit, so I don't have to spend money to eat wherever I go?" β
No matter how much I asked the monkey, he didn't tell me the truth, insisting that the manager would not give me the order because he was too handsome. In the end, I gave up, anyway, the monkey is very mysterious, this student who only transferred to Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School in the second half of the third semester of junior high school, seems to have a lot of secrets hidden in his body, and has done a lot of unbelievable things, he can easily get the recording of the conversation between Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and can also get the distribution map of their forces, I suspect that he really has an intelligence system. However, if he doesn't say it, I can't help it.
Next, we discussed the matter of Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, although the plan failed this time, but fortunately, our original plan can still be implemented, now the only question is that Ding Sheng and Liang Qi are wary, will they take advantage of our fledgling time to strike first? Monkey and Huang Jie are in the Internet cafΓ© all day long, and Zheng Wu's own strength is also very strong, so the weakest link is me, and because of Yi Zhen's relationship, Ding and Liang also regard me as a thorn in their side. Suffice it to say, I was definitely their target!
"It's up to Wang Yao." The monkey said lightly.
The monkey means that as long as Wang Yao is with me, Ding Sheng and Liang Qi will not dare to touch me, after all, they are afraid of Wang Yao's brother behind him.
"Okay." Wang Yao simply agreed.
"Yes, then continue to implement the original plan. Zuo Fei, you and Zheng Wu continue to gather the forces of the first year of high school, and Huang Jie and I will continue to win over the forces of the second year of high school, our actions should be faster, and if we drag it out for a day, it will be more troublesome. β
The monkey said as he walked in the direction of the Internet cafΓ©, as if there was a big magnet over there.
"Hey, don't just say it, you won't come out when you go back to the Internet cafΓ©!" I shouted dissatisfied.
The monkey ignored me and continued to walk in an odd position.
Wait, weird pose? It's familiar...... Zheng Wu and I glanced at each other and pounced on the monkey's body at the same time.
The monkey screamed, and we threw him to the ground, and as soon as I took off his shoes, a stack of bills scattered out.
"This is my private money!" The monkey screamed.
"Private eggs."
Although I don't know how the monkey came out without spending a penny, I still picked up the money, took out Wang Yao's part and gave it to her, and then took out Zheng Wu's part and gave it to him, and the last part was all put into my own pocket.
"And my five bucks!" The monkey roared.
"Mao, it's all mine."
The monkey pounced, and I tried desperately to protect my pocket, and a fight inevitably ensued.
Wang Yao laughed happily on the side and said, "You guys make trouble, I'll go find my brother." β
After Wang Yao left, Zheng Wu also left, because he thought the two of us were bored.
"I've lived for more than a decade, and you two are the most boring people I've ever met."
I was out of breath with the monkey, but in the end I couldn't beat him, and he robbed him of five dollars and a box of cigarettes.
Sitting on the steps, I asked him, "You're all gone, can you tell me how you settled the bill?" β
"You want to know?"
"Yes." I'm so curious.
The monkey suddenly had a sad look: "I sue you, you don't sue others." β
"Okay." I felt a sigh in my heart, could it be that he did something humiliating to avoid being single?
The monkey lifted up his clothes, had a scar on his stomach, and said in a sad tone, "I cut off my kidney." β
"......" I said helplessly, "This is a big cat stabbing you with a knife, okay?" β
"Oh, you remember." The monkey put down his clothes again.
"!"
β¦β¦
I knew the monkey wouldn't tell me, so I stopped asking.
After we finished smoking a cigarette, the monkey suddenly said, "Actually, I deliberately let the plan fail." β
"Get out!" I can't stand him saying that every time!
"Hehe, Ding Sheng can see the flaws, can't I see them? Moreover, it was the robe I asked Zheng Wu to wear that deliberately scared Ding Sheng away. Because this plan is not perfect, we don't have enough people, and it is really difficult to play the second year of high school, which is completely different from playing the ninth prince. But Wang Yao was angry today, and it was not okay not to accompany her. β
I looked at the monkey in disbelief, this guy can justify himself every time, but who knows if it's true or not?
"Hey, hey." The monkey stood up and patted the ash on his buttocks: "Let's go, and I also made an appointment with my teammates in the double row." β
Looking at the back of the monkey, I was a little unable to see through him. Of course, I didn't plan to see through him.
Back at school, the evening self-study is not over yet. I found Zheng Wu and told him to charge more for my little brother in the past few days. Zheng Wu said okay, since last night, there have been more people looking for him. I nodded, and said that you should pay attention when accepting people, don't ask for those who are too cowardly or have too bad character, you can grasp this point yourself.
After class, I went to pick up Lin Keer and prepare to send her back to the dormitory, I promised Wang Yao that I couldn't give Yi Zhen a chance. When she saw Lin Keer, she asked me, "Did you fail at night?" β
"Yes, who sued you?"
"Wang Yao told me, and she also asked the two of us to wait for her and go back to the dormitory together in a while."
Yes, Wang Yao promised the monkey that he would try to be with me as much as possible. That's interesting, I want to protect Lin Ke'er, and Wang Yao wants to protect me. When I think about this intricate relationship, I can't help but laugh a little myself.
After a while, Wang Yao came, and we went back to the dormitory together, and we didn't say anything on the way, but we chatted with each other, saying that Liu Yina was about to hate monkeys to death these days, and that Zhang Xuan had taken a fancy to a handsome guy in the lower grades.
When I got downstairs to the women's dormitory, I watched them go in before I walked back. After returning to the men's dormitory and washing up, I pondered that Wang Yao couldn't accompany me twenty-four hours a day, just like now, if Liang Qi came to trouble me, I wouldn't be the same. Thinking about it, it's actually quite dangerous, I didn't want to be beaten by the eleventh beating, so I called Zheng Wu over and asked him to be my temporary bodyguard.
Of course, I didn't say it explicitly, I still felt ashamed, so I told Zheng Wu that I wanted to hear him tell the story of the seventh middle school. Of course Zheng Wu was willing, I locked the dormitory door and sat on the bed to listen to Zheng Wu brag. Listen, listen, and there is a knock on the door.
I was startled and secretly said it wouldn't be so fast, would it? Liang Qi is also a little impatient!
Before I could speak, the boy closest to the door jumped out of bed and opened the door.
I reflexively grabbed the folding stool, and a guy in a black trench coat, Shi Shiran, walked in.
"Gollum-Yaoyao!" Zheng Wu shouted excitedly.