53 The monkey shall confess to the headmaster
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The man hurried and said, "Brother Fei, you can change the notice before it is read, you can quickly think of a way." ”
Half an hour later, still during class, me, Monkey, Huang Jie, Zheng Wu, and Wang Yao gathered in the water room to discuss.
The news was confirmed to be true, everyone else had demerits or major demerits, only me and Liang Qi were expelled. As for the reason, it was because I took the lead in blocking the security section that day, and the head of the security section strongly demanded that the school expel me, saying that such lawless students would not be tolerated. There is another piece of news, saying that Yi Zhen secretly exerted force and also demanded that I be expelled.
In any case, my expulsion is a foregone conclusion, and it will be announced at the flag-raising ceremony next Monday.
Zheng Wu said embarrassedly: "It's all my fault, I insisted on going head-to-head with Liang Qi." ”
I said, "It's none of your business, I want to see you win." ”
"Zuo Fei, if you are expelled, I will drop out of school with you, let's go to No. 7 Middle School and dominate the school in the same way!"
I didn't say anything, in fact, I didn't want to, because the school in No. 7 Middle School was very bad, much worse than No. 1 Middle School, and it was full of bastards.
Huang Jie said: "Otherwise, let's beat up the head of the security section and ask him to apply to the principal to change Zuo Fei's punishment." ”
Wang Yao said: "This idea is okay, but don't do it, let my brother come, he can do this." ”
The monkey shook his head: "Don't call you brother." ”
"Why?"
The monkey did not answer, still smoking in silence. In fact, there have been several times, the monkey is especially reluctant to talk about Wang Yao and her brother, when Wang Yao and her brother are mentioned, they are either silent, or hastily brought it, or change the topic, when Wang Yao and her brother are mentioned for the first time, it is still Huang Jie who told me, and the monkey pretended to be out of the world next to him.
It stands to reason that the monkey and Wang Yao and her brother have no intersection, so there will be no misunderstanding in the middle?
Huang Jie understood the monkey's mind as well as me, and said: "Then let's do it ourselves, I don't believe that we can't get a section chief!" ”
The monkey said: "What are you doing with the section chief, if you want to get the principal, that is the person who holds the power of life and death." ”
We were all taken aback, monkey kidding, get the headmaster?
The monkey threw the cigarette butt: "How is it, dare you?" ”
"What's not to dare?" And they all said.
"Okay, let's go." The monkey said again: "Wang Yao, you can go back first, you are not suitable to come in." ”
Wang Yao thought for a while and said, "Okay, then you should be careful yourself." He gave me a complicated look before leaving the water room.
Ten minutes later, we were standing in front of the door of the principal's office, the monkey still holding a bouquet of roses in his arms. On the way here just now, this bouquet of flowers was originally in the trash can, and it is estimated that the unlucky guy did not succeed in his confession. At that time, the monkey took the flowers away and said that he would give them to the principal to express our sincere hearts. He didn't listen to us for a long time, and the monkey must give the flowers to the principal.
Usually he teases him, but now he is so teasing, and Huang Jie didn't follow him to tease, is it interesting for him to tease alone? None of us can persuade him, so we just don't care about him, anyway, it's a matter of sticking out our heads if we are dead or alive.
We all looked at the monkey helplessly, and the monkey said, "What do you see, I want to confess to the principal, this flower is so fragrant, the principal will definitely like it." As he spoke, he put his nose into the flower and sniffed it, making a look of great intoxication.
I finally couldn't help but laugh, even if I was expelled, I could watch the monkeys tease me once. The monkey knocked on the door, shouted a report, and when he heard the words inside, the monkey pushed the door and entered, and we followed the monkey and walked in turn. The principal was writing something, and when he saw that it was us, he was startled, and then frowned: "What are you doing?" ”
The monkey held the flowers and sent them over, and said with a smile: "Hello principal, this is the flower we bought for you, I wish your life to be as hot and passionate as this bouquet of red roses!" "What a!
The principal didn't look at the flower at all, and said with a calm face, "What's the matter?" ”
"You smell it, it's fragrant." The monkey stretched the flowers over, and they were almost under the headmaster.
The principal slapped the table: "Let's go out if it's okay!" ”
A few of us didn't even dare to come out, but the monkey still grinned, put the roses aside, and said, "Is there something wrong, can you come if you have nothing to do?" Principal, I heard that we all have demerits, why is Zuo Fei expelled? ”
"Isn't it enough for him to obstruct the security section in carrying out its official duties and threaten the security section personnel?"
"What a big deal, for the sake of this flower, give Zuo Fei another chance, can you change it to the same demerit punishment?"
The monkey said as he winked at me. I think this is too nonsense, how could the principal let me go for the sake of a bouquet of flowers? But I still stubbornly said, "Principal, give me another chance." ”
"Impossible!" The principal said loudly: "You students, all of you are stubborn, you fought in a group last time, and this time you fought again, and it stands to reason that you should all be expelled!" Don't think I don't know what you're up to, instead of worrying about him, worry about yourself, and make another mistake that promises to fire you all! ”
The principal's tone was firm, and there was no room for negotiation: "Go out, I still have to be busy with work!" ”
I sighed in my heart, after all, I still couldn't escape this fate. I glanced at the monkey, and now his face turned iron-blue, which frightened me, it was the first time I had seen a monkey like this, whether it was to the ninth prince or to Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, I had never seen him so angry!
"You three go out first, I'll talk to the headmaster alone." The monkey said slowly.
I was shocked, could it be that the monkey wanted to do something to the principal? Before I could react, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu had already turned around and left, so I had to follow them out. Outside the principal, the three of us had sad faces.
"You say, will the monkey do anything to the headmaster?" I couldn't help but ask.
"Possibly." Huang Jie nodded: "He did this kind of thing." ”
Zheng Wu rubbed his hands: "Then I must go, I haven't beaten the principal since I'm so old, I've only beaten a physical education teacher before, that stupid thing took the opportunity of morning practice to steal my girlfriend's breasts." ”
Me: "...... If there's a fight inside, let's go in and help. Zheng Wu and Huang Jie both said okay.
I leaned on the door, and it was quiet, almost silent, as if they were whispering. I was wondering when the door suddenly opened, and the monkey appeared in front of me, startling me again.
"Alright, come in." The monkeys are very calm.
We walked in, confused, and the headmaster was still sitting behind his desk, just with a rather ugly face.
"No need to come in."
He waved his hand, and we stopped at the door, and the principal said: "After discussion by the school committee, although Zuo Fei offended the security personnel, he was usually excellent in character and learning, and he was a first offense, so the expulsion punishment was revoked and the demerit was changed to a major demerit." ”
I was stunned, I had no idea how the monkey did it, and he and the principal had only been talking for less than three minutes, right?
"Thank you, Headmaster." The monkey bowed to him and said to us, "Let's go." ”
We were just about to turn back, when another person rushed into the principal's office, almost knocking us over, this person almost crawled, and when he looked up, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, it turned out to be the head of the security department! I reflexively shook it out, and saw a hooded black trench coat flashing around the corner of the corridor, I thought it was Wang Yao, but then I felt that it was wrong, Wang Yao's figure was not so tall!
"What's the matter with you?" In the principal's room, the headmaster looked at the head of the security section with a frown.
"It's okay, I fell myself." The section chief wiped his face, looked very scared, and said: "Headmaster, about that Zuo Fei, I think we need to think about it carefully, although he threatened us, he won't be expelled......
You're here to intercede for me! My heart was pounding, and I immediately guessed that Wang Yao was looking for someone to do it, although the monkey didn't let it, but Wang Yao could also make his own decisions, so the tall black shadow just now was it...... The legendary Wang Yao and her brother?
"Let's go." The monkey said, ignoring the head of the security section who was still chattering.
We went out of the teaching building, and except for Huang Jie, Zheng Wu and I couldn't wait to ask how the monkey did it.
The monkey thought for a moment and said with a stern face, "I really want to know?" ”
Zheng Wu and I nodded repeatedly.
The monkey stood for a moment, as if with great determination, lifted up his clothes and said, "I cut a kidney......
"Ahh I yelled and threw myself at the monkey, grabbing his neck and screaming "Ahhhhh
Zheng Wu also pounced and said nervously: "Zuo Fei, you light, the monkey just cut a kidney......"
"Okay, okay, I said, I said......" The monkey couldn't stand being pinched by me.
I let go of the monkey, and the monkey ran away, and I knew that I had been fooled, so I quickly chased after it. Zheng Wu also followed: "Monkey, slow down, be careful of your body......" Huang Jie followed unhurriedly, as if he didn't care about any of this.
In the end, I gave up, the monkey couldn't sue me, and this matter became an unsolvable mystery in my heart, just like checking out at the restaurant that day.
At the flag-raising ceremony on Monday, the director of education read out our handling notice, Liang Qi was expelled from school without accident, in fact, since that day, he has not come to class again, and he has been beaten by Zheng Wu to cry and lose face. The rest, either with demerits or warnings, are all tickled punishments. Ding Sheng was not punished because he did not participate in the fight.
After the ceremony, a large group of our punished people gathered together and walked back, glorious like heroes on the battlefield (of course, this behavior is actually quite childish). Because of the hardships together, everyone's feelings are deeper, Cheng Shan also played with us very well, and said that we would have dinner together another day, it would be a celebration banquet, and everyone happily agreed.
When we walked to the teaching building, we saw Yi Zhen standing downstairs, looking at us resentfully. I whistled at him, laughed and walked away, not seeing his increasingly sinister eyes.
When I returned to the dormitory in the evening, when I was washing in the water room, someone suddenly patted me on the back.
As soon as I turned around, a sharp knife pierced my heart!