101 Beat up the monkey

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But I was still surprised: "How did you convince your parents to transfer schools?" ”

Zheng Wu said: "I just said that I always fight with people in No. 1 Middle School, and it is better to go back to No. 7 Middle School." ”

Huang Jie said: "I don't have parents, I can do it myself." ”

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, and Huang Jie smiled: "Don't comfort me, I'm used to it, I grew up in an orphanage." ”

To be honest, I've known Huang Jie for so long, and I've never known about these things in his family, but looking at him, it's quite calm.

We went to report and were placed in three different classes and different dormitories. After all the work was done, they got together again, because it was the first day of school, and all classes were cleaning, and there was no class yet. The three of us were cleaning people, so we discussed going to play with Maomao, but we didn't know which class Maomao belonged to. I called Maomao, saying that I was in the seventh middle school, and asked where are you? Maomao told me a place, I thought I heard it wrong, and asked again, and it turned out to be this answer.

"Where the hell is Maomao?" Huang Jie asked me.

I was stunned and said, "Mao Mao said that he was playing mahjong in the defense department." ”

"......" Huang Jie was also speechless.

Zheng Wu laughed: "It's about the same as I guessed, let's go, let's go to the security department." Then boasted along the way, saying that their gang of people were very mixed in the seventh, and they were all brothers in the security department, so they went to play mahjong and drink if they had nothing to do.

I heard about the chaos in the seventh middle school before, but I didn't expect it to be so chaotic that the students dared to go to the security department to play mahjong.

Zheng Wu really led us to the security department, and when we were outside, we heard the sound of babbling inside. Zheng Wu was like going home, he pushed the door proudly, looked inside and closed the door and came out.

"What's wrong with you?" I looked at him strangely.

"I think I might be dazzled." Zheng Wu thumped his head.

"What the hell?" Huang Jie went to push the door again, and after the same glance, he closed the door and came out.

“???” I looked at Huang Jie suspiciously.

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green mountains," Huang Jie leaned against the wall and sang with dull eyes.

"Damn, what nerves are you?" I went to push the door again, "What can I do inside, isn't it just Maomao playing mahjong......"

Before I finished speaking, I also closed the door and retreated, and kept patting my head: "It's not a dream, it's not a dream......"

When the three of us calmed down, we got together to discuss what to do.

"Go in and beat him?"

"It's too light, you have to beat him first, and then carry him under the window to grind the poles."

"It's still too light, beat him first, then strip him naked, and carry him under the window to grind the bars."

"That's it, I'll count 1, 2, 3 and let's rush in! 1、2、3……”

The three of us broke in at the same time, ignoring the shocked eyes of a table playing mahjong, and knocked one of the teenagers to the ground, and the young man still held a 80,000 yuan in his hand, shouting: "Wait a minute, I'm going to ...... this one soon."

Where did we give him this opportunity, punching and kicking him, and ripping his clothes while him. Mao Mao said in shock next to him: "Why do you fight monkeys when you see them?" ”

That's right, this guy who was beaten by our group is a monkey!

We were worried about the whole winter vacation, especially me, and squeezed two tears for him, we tried our best to transfer schools, trying to lay down a piece of the country before he came back, and we were like tragic heroes, but he was here to grab an 80,000 leisurely mahjong play, in exchange for you are not popular? The fire is not big!

I grabbed the monkey by the back collar and said to Maomao, "Maomao, don't worry about this, I'm going to kill him today." ”

Huang Jie pulled his calf and said, "Yes, don't care about any of you, this is our personal grudge!" ”

Zheng Wu grabbed the monkey's head: "I want to eat steamed monkey brains." Then he took a bite on the monkey's head.

After beating the monkey, we stripped him naked (leaving him a pair of underwear, of course), and sharpened a pole under the window, and the boy begged for mercy before he would stop. "What kind of world, bullying people in broad daylight......" The monkey put on his clothes while wailing, and then jumped up, still holding the eighty thousand in his hand: "Keep going, I want to be a beard, don't rely on it!" ”

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I was on the phone all morning, telling Wang Yao and Liu Yina that they had found the monkey, saying that this guy was shrunk in the security department of the seventh middle school to play mahjong. When Liu Yina heard this, she didn't even attend class, rushed from No. 1 Middle School to No. 7 Middle School, and broke in with a stick.

"Monkey, I'm going to send you to hell!" Liu Yina angrily smashed a stick.

"Daughter-in-law, I miss you." The monkey hugged Liu Yina.

Liu Yina, who has no interest, really fell to the ground with the stick, and lay in the monkey's arms and cried.

Later, the monkey's explanation for this was that he had just arrived at No. 7 Middle School and had not yet had time to contact us. At this point, Mao Mao helped him testify, saying that it was not five minutes before the monkey came in, so I called him, and Mao Mao thought that we were transferred together, so he didn't tell me on the phone that the monkey was also there. Anyway, it was an unexpected surprise to see the monkeys here, because there were still outsiders at the time, and the monkeys were still busy hanging out with Liu Yina, so I didn't say much.

"Daughter-in-law, I miss you, I want to call you every day, but my dad confiscated my mobile phone, so I write to you every day, but I don't know that I can't go out, so I burned a fire a few days ago......."

The shameless monkey is deceiving the pure and ignorant girl Liu Yina again, Liu Yina was really stunned by him, and she was so moved that she was about to cry. Of course, a person with a strong sense of justice like me has to go up and mend the knife: "Liu Yina, he has time to play mahjong, but he doesn't have time to call you......" Liu Yina lived up to expectations, and the monkey screamed again and again.

In the morning, we spent the morning in the security department, Zheng Wu chatted with his old friends, Huang Jie and Mao Mao played mahjong, the monkey continued to fool Liu Yina, and I spared no effort to mend the knife next to me, which was really quite lively. Occasionally, one or two people from the security department will come in and say hello to Maomao and them, and by the way, they will say: "Yo, this is not a monkey, I haven't seen him for several years!" ”

The monkey immediately jumped up, took out a cigarette from my pocket and scattered it for them: "Brother Zhou, Brother Wang, I want to kill you!" "It's like Feng Gong in the Spring Festival Gala, when I see people, I say I want to kill you, and then I smoke - why my cigarettes!

I made such a fuss in the morning, of course I had to have a meal together at noon, and I also called Wang Yao and Su Yi over. We are separated in one, but we are united in seven, which no one expected. In particular, even the monkeys have returned, and everyone is smiling. The first thing the monkey said when he saw Wang Yao was: "Congratulations, you are the boss of East Street!" ”

Wang Yao said meaningfully: "Whoever of us is the boss!" The monkey laughed, but I don't know if I understood.

During the meal, I sat with the monkey and quietly asked him, "Is it easy to do this side of West Street?" ”

The monkey gave me a strange look: "The purpose of your coming here is to take West Street?" ”

"That's right."

The monkey's expression was even more weird: "Is Wang Yao trying to do this?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly I understood that the monkey didn't know that I had mastered all his secrets, and thought that it was Wang Yao's intention that we transferred to Qizhong. I rolled my eyes and decided to scare and scare him, which was a punishment for not taking the initiative to contact us: "Yes, Wang Yao is not satisfied with just being the boss of East Street, she is much more ambitious than her brother, you know about her cutting off Yi'an's fingers, right?" That guy was so ruthless that he stopped us all, can you believe she has changed so much? She said that she still wanted to take West Street, or even the entire East City, and said that whoever dared to stand in her way, she would be with whom! ”

"That's it......" Although the monkey pretended to be nothing, there was still disappointment in his eyes.

I didn't know his secrets before, and I thought what he did was mysterious, but now he is like a transparent person in front of me, and every move can't escape my eyes, which feels so cool!

I put my arm around the monkey's shoulders and gave him another blow: "Brother, let's get together again, how about helping Wang Yao more this time and helping her take Dongcheng?" When the time comes, I will seal you as a hall master or something, so that you will have a head and a face in Dongcheng! ”

The monkey said "oh oh oh" and said to me, "Eat vegetables and eat vegetables, let's not talk about this for now!" ”

Looking at the monkey's unnatural expression, my heart was really happy, and I boasted about Wang Yao's viciousness while pouring him wine, and said that the entire Dongcheng would be Wang Yao's sooner or later, and no one would want to fight with her, who wanted to fight with her, unless I stepped over my corpse!

The monkey's expression was even more unnatural, and after drinking for a while, he said that he wanted to go to the toilet, and I said that I would accompany it, but he refused. But as soon as he went out, I went out with him, and crept into the toilet, where I saw the monkey standing by the window and talking on the phone.

"No, I can't stay in Seventh Middle School, to be precise, I can't stay in the entire Dongcheng anymore. Uncle Chen, try your best to pick a city for me, I have to leave if I don't have time, I can't give up until the last moment, we can't sit still......"

When he finished calling, he saw me when he turned around.

"Zuo Fei, when did you come in?" The monkey fox looked at me suspiciously.

"Ah, I just came in, and I seem to hear you say you're leaving again?"

"yes, there's something going on at home." The monkey was particularly helpless: "Let me transfer schools at every turn, I'm also annoyed......"

I grinned: "Monkey, don't bother, don't go, I was joking with you just now, in fact, Wang Yao means to help you take down the entire East City, and we collectively transferred to the Seventh Middle School with this purpose." ”

"Why?" The monkey looked shocked.

To be honest, it's so cool to be asked why by a monkey! Finally, I was mysterious!

"Because ......," I said slowly, "we all know about you." ”