136 Mao Mao opened Zhao Song six times
Entering the hotel and entering the private room, Wang Yao was already waiting for me, with some side dishes and beer on the table.
Wang Yao stood up and pretended to be surprised and said, "Why is Brother Song here too?" β
"Ah, he'......"
"I'm here to talk to you about love." Zhao Song's face was stern, and his temperament was like that of a poet.
Without waiting for me to speak, he sat next to Wang Yao, and at the same time pointed at me and said, "Zuo Fei, you go and order, I'll talk to Wang Yao." He also gave me a look, obviously meaning "wrapped in me".
I glanced at Zhao Song, chuckled and walked out of the private room, and met the waiter in the corridor, which is more advanced, and they all use Ipad to order, because we have a lot of people for a while, so I ordered eight dishes and one soup, which also contains the big lobster that monkeys love to eat. After ordering and returning to the private room, I heard Zhao Song saying: "So you are really not suitable, it is better to break up, and I will introduce you to a ...... tomorrow" As soon as I walked in, Zhao Song immediately changed his words: "Love is single-minded, how can you split your legs?" β
Saying that, Zhao Song still winked at Wang Yao, and wanted to collude with Wang Yao to trap me, he also took himself too seriously, right?
"Ah, how do you know I'm splitting my legs?" Wang Yao pretended to be shocked and looked at Zhao Song.
"Huh?" This time it was Zhao Song's turn to be stupid.
I pounced: "What, you really split your legs?" Then he said to Zhao Song: "Brother Song, your analysis is really accurate!" β
Zhao Song opened his mouth and was speechless: "Ah, this, I ......" I guess I didn't expect that I was right.
"Brother Song, you have to call the shots for me!" I grabbed Zhao Song's sleeve like an aggrieved child.
Zhao Song also slapped the table: "Wang Yao, this is your fault, Zuo Fei is no longer at fault, you can't split your legs!" β
Wang Yao lowered her head like a child who had done something wrong: "I know it's wrong, Brother Song." β
"Brother Song, you ask who that boy is, ask her to call him over, I'm going to him!"
"Yes, tell me who he is, call him to me!" Zhao Song was furious, probably feeling that he had also been deceived.
"Actually, I came over today to have a showdown with Zuo Fei, so he came over in a while."
"Brother Song!" I howled, and at the same time felt that my acting skills were really poor, but fortunately Zhao Song's attention was not on me.
Zhao Song is even angrier than me now, as if it was his daughter-in-law who did not abide by women's morals - perhaps, he had already regarded Wang Yao as his daughter-in-law, and if he died in the future, he would definitely die on a woman!
Zhao Song slapped the table and shouted, "Let him come!" It's just right to come, if Lao Tzu can't kill him today, he won't be surnamed Zhao! β
I shouted hello in my heart, waiting for his words! As soon as Zhao Song's words fell, the door of the private room was pushed open.
"Who's going to kill me?"
When Zhao Song heard this voice, his face suddenly froze, and he turned his head tremblingly: "Mao...... Brother Maomao. β
That's right, it was Mao Mao who came in, or that handsome face that was a little feminine, with a ponytail tied at the back of his head.
"Oh, it's Zhao Song, you, the boss of art students from other places, are really getting better and better!" Mao Mao said as he walked over.
"Brother Mao Mao Mao, I didn't mean that......"
"And what do you mean?" Mao Mao walked over, picked up the beer bottle on the table, and slammed it on Zhao Song's head, beer foam and glass slag suddenly splashed everywhere, and blood also flowed down Zhao Song's forehead.
"I'm talking nonsense......"
"There's a price to be paid for talking nonsense." Mao Mao picked up the second bottle and it on Zhao Song's head again.
With a "bang", Zhao Song's upper body was wet, beer was everywhere, and blood fell on the placket.
"Hold on, young man!" Mao Mao picked up the third beer bottle and dried it on Zhao Song's head again.
Zhao Song is really tough, he can still sit after being fucked three times, but his eyes have become blurred, and he seems to be about to fall down at any time.
"If you don't finish smashing these bottles on the table, you dare to fall down...... You know the consequences! β
Mao Mao picked up the fourth bottle and dried it on Zhao Song's head with a "bang".
How hard is a human skull? Some people fall down after being smashed, and some people are fine after being smashed more than a dozen times.
There are a total of six beer bottles on the table, can Zhao Song make it to the end?
The fifth bottle dried, Zhao Song's body was shaky, almost all over his body was wet, and the blood was flowing more and more, but he was still strong and did not fall, I don't know if he was really so resistant, or afraid of Maomao's threat.
"Bang", the last bottle dried on Zhao Song's head.
"Alright, it's done."
Hearing Mao Mao's words, Zhao Song finally breathed a sigh of relief and fell on top of the glass slags all over the ground.
"Zuo Fei, Wang Yao will be mine in the future, you will die of this heart!" Mao Mao said unashamedly: "Why don't you hold your boss and get out of here?" β
I howled and threw myself on the ground: "Brother Song, Brother Song! I picked him up, put his arm on my shoulder, and staggered out with him in my arms. Zhao Song did resist the beating, and this boss was not in vain, and he followed me out of the hotel with vain steps.
I stopped a taxi and put Zhao Song into the car, and the driver said impatiently: "Don't get into the seat, otherwise I will charge you double the money!" Zhao Song's head was covered in blood, and his body was also wet. I said sadly, "Brother Song, I've made you suffer!" β
Zhao Song put his arm around my shoulders and said helplessly: "It's okay, who made me your boss!" β
"Brother Song, don't worry, I will definitely avenge you!"
"Don't go, you can't beat Maomao."
"If you can't beat it, you have to fight, I want to help Brother Song avenge!"
I called Ah Hu and asked him to call the baboon and the others to the hospital. When I arrived at the hospital, Zhao Song was pushed into the operating room, and I naturally ran up and down to pay the money - using the 500 yuan he had given me earlier. After paying the money, Ah Hu and the others also came, and I didn't explain much to them, I just let them stand guard outside the operating room, and then ran out of the hospital in a hurry-
I'm going to have lunch with the monkeys!
But I wasn't in a hurry, because "we'll eat together when I get back" was part of the plan, and I ran because I was too hungry. When I got back to the hotel, pushed open the door of the private room, and saw the crowd raising glasses, and the table full of scraps, and not a single lobster left, I let out a desperate roar, and took three steps and two steps to pounce on the monkey and fight him.
"Everyone eats, why are you beating me alone!" The monkey also screamed in despair.
"Because I know it's definitely your Tiyì!"
β¦β¦ Ten minutes later, the monkey and I sat panting and scarred and devoured it. It's not false to say "scarred" because I swollen the monkey's face, and he scratched me a few times on the neck, and if they hadn't been pulled away by Mao Mao, we would have each other half to death.
I shoved a piece of chicken butt into my mouth and scolded, "You're still eating when you're full?" β
"Eat, must eat!" The monkey forcibly stuffed food into his mouth: "If I eat more, you will be able to eat less, there are two things in this world that must be grabbed, one is food and the other is a woman!" β
As the monkey spoke, I sped up my eating, and I felt more pressure than ever before, and I crammed my food. There weren't many dishes left on the table, but they were quickly swept away by the two of us, and in the end, we almost fought again because of a piece of mushu meat that had been dropped on the side of the table by someone didn't know why. "Zuo Fei, calm down!" Zheng Wu grabbed me by the neck and almost strangled me to death.
"Monkey, you're enough!" Mao Mao grabbed the monkey's chopsticks: "Give that piece of mushu meat to Zuo Fei!" β
"I don't ......," the monkey laboriously shoved the last piece of mushu into his mouth.
"The vast end of the world is my ...... love," Huang Jie sang the most dazzling national style of the "fierce version" to accompany the two of us.
There was a mess in the private room, and we hadn't been so lively in a long time.
"Waiter, order a few more dishes." Wang Yao's fluttering words ended the fight between me and the monkey.
When the new dishes were served, the monkeys and I were full, so we humbled each other.
"Zuo Fei, you're late, you can eat."
"You haven't eaten in a few days, so let's eat."
Then it entered the harmonious drinking time, and when I came to West Street, I drank according to the rules of West Street, or played the game of "Surrounded by Beauty", guessed the color and guessed the points, the monkey was shameless, and he deliberately guessed wrong in order to drink a few more glasses, and was unanimously despised by everyone, and almost expelled him. While playing happily, the monkey suddenly lowered his head and received a text message.
Then, he raised his head and said, "Ah Hu brought someone over to save Zuo Fei." β
My brain "buzzed", it seems that Zhao Song has finished stitching, and told Ah Hu about the matter, Ah Hu thought I had come to take revenge, so he also brought someone over to help him. If it was another occasion, I wouldn't be so excited, but Ah Hu knew that the other party was Maomao! In this high-class school, Ah Hu's behavior undoubtedly required great courage.
Damn, this guy moved me too much, didn't he?
Of course, I think so, but others don't think so, for example, Mao Mao was annoyed all of a sudden: "Fuck, I dare to bring someone over even though I know I'm here, the little bastard is impatient to die, right?" Come and see how I clean up! β
"Maomao, don't do it, it's my friend anyway. I'll dodge first, and you can just beat him away in a moment. β
After that, I hid in the bathroom that came with the private room.
As soon as he hid in, he heard the monkey say, "I finally tricked Zuo Fei away, quickly take out the big lobster that I hid just now!" β
I burst out of it and screamed, "Monkey, shameless man!" β
The monkey smiled: "I'm kidding you, hide in there, Ah Hu is coming soon." β
"I don't believe it, where is the lobster?" I looked around and bent down to look under the desk.
At that moment, there was the sound of hurried footsteps outside the private room.
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