160 Ma Jie kicked the monkey
Once again, I was stupid because I didn't know how to answer this question at all.
Who is crazy, but he has to go to a place like No. 7 Middle School to endure hardships when he has a good life in No. 1 Middle School?
"Brother Fei, even if you don't say it, I actually guessed it." Ma Jie said suddenly.
"......" I looked at Ma Jie speechlessly, what did he guess?
"Brother Fei, do you mind if I tell everyone the answer?"
"Tell me?" I looked at Ma Jie suspiciously, I really didn't believe he could guess what I was doing in No. 7 Middle School!
Everyone looked at Ma Jie with anticipation, Ma Jie sighed, looked up at the ceiling, as if caught in some kind of long-term memory, and said slowly after a long time: "In Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, there are thirteen roses, that is the famous school flower group of our school, the members of it are all beautiful and beautiful, the country and the city, the last time you saw Wang Yao, is the boss of the thirteen roses, what is the appearance of the other members, you should be able to imagine it, right?" ”
Everyone nodded like chickens pecking rice, and Ah Hu said, "But what does this have to do with Feige's transfer to Seventh Middle School?" ”
Ma Jie shook his head and said: "Then the problem comes, the excavator is ...... Oh no, the Thirteen Roses are all as beautiful as fairies, but what does this have to do with Feige's transfer? The answer is, because at least half of these thirteen roses have a crush on Phineas! ”
I almost squirted out a mouthful of noodle soup, and Ma Jie is too good at nonsense! Everyone had already shouted "wow", "Brother Fei is so powerful." "Half of the school girls have a crush on Phineas." "I knew how good it was to be the boss......"
Ma Jie continued: "However, it's not a good thing to be liked by too many beauties, these beauties are fighting openly and secretly for Feige, deceitful and infighting, and almost staged a campus version of the palace fighting drama, and at the craziest time, there were even two beauties who fought alone in the corridor for Feige!" You go and inquire, this matter is known to everyone in the first place! However, as the saying goes, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass, and Fei Ge is actually the same, and many erotic encounters make him miserable. While everyone is envious of Feige being favored by many beauties, who can know the real pain in his heart? Only I know! How could he, a man with affection and righteousness, bear to look at the Thirteen Roses, who were once like sisters, turned into a plate of loose sand because of him? Because of this, he chose to give up his power and beauty, and came to Dongcheng No. 7 Middle School incognito...... This is the real reason why Fei Ge transferred to another school! ”
There was an exclamation around again, all kinds of worship and envy were endless, listening to Ma Jie's nonsense like this, I was also drunk, but fortunately, it finally helped me get through this difficulty, and it had no impact on my image, but faintly elevated me, and I just turned a blind eye to it as if this thing really existed.
"Brother Fei, I really admire you so much, can you sign for me?" The baboon held my hand and was about to cry.
Gao Sticker also pulled my other hand, and said with teary eyes: "Brother Fei, I know that I didn't follow the wrong boss." Really, I knew I was right, and from the first time I saw you, I knew that I was going to follow you for the rest of my life......"
"You're there!" Four-eyed said weakly.
I withdrew my hand and said nobly and coldly, "Okay, let's not mention the past, let's talk about the present." I can tell everyone, whether it is Xie Nan or Bi Fei, I don't care about it at all, as long as you follow me well, we can create a miracle in this land...... Is there confidence? ”
"Yes!" The tsunami of the crowd attracted the attention of everyone in the canteen.
I am very happy to bring up everyone's morale again. It's still the same sentence, I'm not afraid that they won't be able to beat it, I'm afraid that they haven't beaten yet, and I'm scared first, but Ah Hu They are obviously much better trained than Gao Sticker and others!
On the way back, everyone was together, but because Ma Jie and I were in the same dormitory, we were the only ones left. I thought Ma Jie was in trouble for me, but I didn't expect it to help me in the end, I was very happy, put my arm around his shoulders and smiled. Ma Jie was also very happy and said, "Brother Fei, I guessed right, you came to Seventh Middle School because of those women, right?" As for Brother Monkey, they all came with you because you came, right? ”
"Yes, you guessed it right, you're smart." I laughed, I am now in Ma Jie's heart, I am already an incomparable god. Because of the praise of Ma Jie, Ma Jie was very excited, and when he returned to the dormitory, he still wanted to play foreign, grabbed the guardrail and jumped up, but he knocked his leg and fell on my bed and howled in pain. I laughed and rubbed it a few times. Just as I was kneading, a text message came from my mobile phone: I'm waiting for you in the water room. Letterman: Monkey.
And I also have more than one such text message, at least a dozen, which started half an hour ago, but I was outside before and never heard it. So many text messages, it's not monkey style anymore. I felt a pang in my heart, knowing that the monkey was still worried about me in the end, after all, there was going to be a fierce battle with Xie Nan in the afternoon. The monkey is like this, he is teasing and grinning, as if no one cares, but he is very kind in his heart and always remembers everyone's affairs.
I walked towards the outside of the dormitory, and Ma Jie in the back covered his legs and cried, "Brother Fei, did you abandon me like this?" ”
"Get out!" I closed the dorm door.
The corridor was quiet, everyone had a lunch break, and the thought of the monkey sacrificing his sleep time to wait for me in the water room (which was not easy for him), I was still very touched in my heart, warm, and felt that it was good to have friends. But I will tell him, I am not afraid of Xie Nan, and my brother is not afraid of Xie Nan, let him rest assured!
Walking into the water room, the monkey was waiting for me, and he was looking out of the window.
Looking at his back, I can't help but feel a lot of emotion, we haven't seen each other for a few days, maybe we can take advantage of this time to have a good talk.
"Monkey!" I screamed.
The monkey turned his head and looked at me before saying, "Are you?" ”
"Damn, don't play stupid!" I walked over to him.
"Oh, you're Zuo Fei, I haven't seen you for a few days, I forgot what you look like, and you're much more handsome than before. You're here, I've been waiting for you for more than half an hour. The monkey quickly walked towards me and stretched out his hand.
I smiled and shook his hand, only to have his hand run through my hand and directly into my pockets.
"Do you have money, take five yuan, Internet café members don't have time again."
I looked at the monkey in a daze, and the monkey took out more than a hundred dollars from my pocket and said in surprise, "So much!" Zuo Fei, you are really a little tyrant, you are my best friend in this life, I really didn't lie to you! As he spoke, he put the more than a hundred in his pocket and left. I howled, threw myself on his back, threw him to the ground, and wrenched his hand, ready to take back the hundred-odds. The monkey held on tightly, refusing to let go, and we rolled on the ground a few times, getting our clothes wet. I couldn't beat the monkey, and I couldn't fight him, so I had to howl and choke him by the neck again.
The monkey scolded me: "You are sick, you are so ruthless for this money!" ”
I said, "Damn, I'm going to fight with Xie Nan in the afternoon, you don't care about me at all, and you still borrow five yuan from me here, I'll let you borrow it, let you borrow it!" He grabbed him by the neck and shook it back and forth, and the monkeys who shook it all screamed "oh oh oh".
"Neuropathy, you, you're not even afraid of Wang Li and the little ghost, what kind of hairy Xie Nan are you afraid of?"
"I don't care, I'm just upset." In addition to pinching the monkey's neck, I also had one hand free to beat him in the stomach. The monkey also got angry and started with me, I punched him, he punched me, I kicked him, he kicked me. If outsiders see it, they think we're fighting here, but we, or maybe we, play like this a lot, and it's okay to do it, and we're exercising. We both each other's grandma and aunt while fighting. As he was playing, he suddenly heard footsteps.
When I looked up, it was Ma Jie who came in, and Ma Jie looked at me and the monkey on the ground with a stunned expression. We ignored him and continued to each other's grandma and aunt while fighting. Ma Jie suddenly rushed over, kicked the monkey in the stomach fiercely, and quickly hid away like a ghost after kicking. The monkey and I were stupid, we stopped fighting, and we didn't each other's grandma and aunt.
I slowly stood up, and so did the monkey.
"You, what are you kicking me for?" The monkey looked at Ma Jie blankly, and the two of them rarely spoke, so they were still a little angry.
Ma Jie looked at the monkey, his body was a little trembling, his face was a little white, and he trembled and said, "Monkey...... Brother Monkey, I, I've always respected you very much, but if you fight with Feige, then, then I can only help Feige. ”
I was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, and the monkey touched his head and whispered a curse to me. When Ma Jie saw this situation, he trembled and said, "Brother Fei, did I do something wrong......
"No, that's right." My tears of laughter were about to flow out: "You did the right thing, next time you see us fighting, just come up and kick without saying a word!" ”
"Oh, oh." Ma Jie nodded in fear, and looked at the monkey in fear.
"Two bullied me one, don't play." The monkey walked out.
"Give me back the money and I'll go!" I lunged at the monkey again, "Ma Jie, come with me!" ”
"Hmm!" Ma Jie also pounced.
…… A minute later, Ma Jie and I hooked the monkey like octopuses, one by the neck and the other by the ankle.
"I'm scared of you!" The monkey gave me the money back.
I smiled and picked out five yuan to stuff it into him: "Take it, Uncle will reward you!" ”
The monkey put the money in his pocket contentedly, took two steps forward, came to his senses, and lightly punched me in the chest.
"I was worried about it, but when I came in just now and saw that you were full of confidence, I knew that you must be fine."
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