The monkey's skin had been cultivated to the thickness of the corner of the city wall, and we didn't bother to argue with him about it, so everyone began to discuss where to go next, and the monkey expressed his opinion again: "Of course I'm going to eat, I haven't eaten yet." ”

We all said but we have eaten, the monkey was furious, saying that we finally got together, and finally won the seventh middle school, don't you have a meal? Like words? Under his fierce questioning, we were all deeply ashamed and finally accepted his advice.

Then, the monkey looked at me again: "Zuo Fei, do you agree?" ”

"I don't agree."

"Everyone agreed, why didn't you agree?"

"Because I'll have to pay for it as soon as I agree!" I've been with them for so long, and I've long been a good learner.

"I'll go, you iron rooster, and it's not spending your money, that's everyone's public money, okay?"

"Public funds can't be spent indiscriminately, you can't order food, you dare to order any abalone and lobster, you can't get a meal without a thousand!"

"Yes, listen to you this time, we will eat whatever you say, as long as you are full, okay?" The monkey looked at me helplessly, this is the benefit of having the lifeblood of the economy.

I asked him, "Really?" Listen to me? ”

"Absolutely listen to you, we can eat whatever you say, just nest the pickles, hurry up and have a meal." It looks like I'm really hungry.

"Let's go, then." When it comes to fighting, I'm not the one who takes the lead, but when it comes to eating, I become the one who takes the lead, and everyone has to follow me behind my ass.

Walking under the locust tree, I stopped: "Here we are." ”

Everyone was confused: "What has arrived?" Only Huang Jie laughed.

I pointed to the bunches of acacia flowers on the top of my head: "Monkey, you can eat this, it is absolutely delicious and full." ”

"I don't!" The monkey screamed and lunged at me angrily......

Twenty minutes later, we sat in a private room in a hotel, and I touched my shoulder, which was still hurting, and said, "Monkey, what's wrong with you, I'll just joke with you, can you commit a dead hand?" ”

The monkey also covered his chin and said, "Then you don't need to kiss me?" ”

I was furious: "I'm not kissing you, I'm biting you!" You crutched my arm, and I couldn't do it so much that I turned my head and bit it......"

"You belong to a dog, you bite me......" said the monkey as he ordered a dozen dishes and went out.

As I spoke, I reduced seven or eight dishes and went out, and the waiters were all blindfolded by the two of us, adding vegetables and reducing vegetables at the same time, and the monkey was angry again: "Zuo Fei, are you sick?" ”

"You're sick, what Buddha jumped over the wall and the abalone baby lobster, is that something we can afford?"

Under the constant tug-of-war between the two of us, we finally locked eight dishes and one soup. The food in this restaurant was served quickly, and after a while, everyone was sharpening their knives and was about to eat, when the monkey suddenly pointed to the door and said, "I'm cǎo, Bi Fei is back!" We nervously turned our heads to see that the door was empty, and there was no Bi Fei.

"You eat, I'll stop it!" The monkey suddenly ran out of the door like a wind.

We were still stunned, Zheng Wu pointed to the table and said, "I'm cǎo, look at it!" ”

As soon as we looked at the table, eight dishes and one soup had become zero dishes and one soup, and there were only a few empty plates left on the table, God knows how the monkey took all the eight dishes away at that moment, if it weren't for the pot of West Lake beef soup that was not easy to bring, it is estimated that the monkey would have taken it all together.

"Chase him back to me!" Mao Mao roared in despair.

And when we run out of the hotel, where can we still see half a shadow of the monkey? Everyone looked at me, and I said, "Don't look at me, tonight's budget is just that little money, and besides, haven't you all eaten?" ”

Zheng Wu said: "I had eaten them all, but as soon as those dishes came up, my stomach was hungry again." ”

Huang Jie and Mao Mao nodded desperately, indicating that Zheng Wu was right.

I also touched my stomach and had to admit Zheng Wu's statement. In desperation, I bought a meat bun for each of them, and squatted on the side of the road while scolding the monkey while eating.

I asked Mao Mao, let's win the seventh middle school, the next step is West Street, do you have a score in your heart? Mao Mao said that there is a spectrum, Liu Yan will definitely avenge Bi Fei, let's just cover the water and earth, there are hundreds of brothers on hand, and they don't bird him at all. I said okay, then I'll wait for your dispatch. Mao Mao is a landlord and knows about West Street, so we just listen to him here.

After eating a meat bun, everyone said that they were not full, and they had to eat another one, and they couldn't stand their soft grinding and hard bubbles, so I had to buy them another one, although it cost public money, but it was also out of the budget, all thanks to the monkey that live ghost.

Eating the second meat sandwich bun, Mao Mao briefly told us about the situation on West Street, Liu Yan is the absolute boss here, and there are hundreds of brothers under him, ranging from nightclubs and entertainment cities to shampoo rooms and song halls, all of which are under the jurisdiction of Liu Yan's forces, and he pays him money regularly. Liu Yan also had four leaders under him.

As soon as Sun Xing was, he was in charge of the red-light street, and almost all the women standing on the street over there slept through.

Ge Qian, good at gambling, and all the gambling-related venues on West Street are under his control, whether it is an underground casino in the shadows, or a game hall that gambles in the name of games, he has to intervene.

Xia Du is said to be very toxic, and the drugs in any entertainment venue on West Street, whether it is ecstasy, methamphetamine, or marijuana, must be purchased from him.

One is called Qiu Jiu, good wine, drunk every day, but he is the most famous gold medal fighter on West Street, and the first three problems that cannot be dealt with have to be solved by Qiu Jiu.

And Liu Yan is naturally the one who is high up and enjoys the worship of everyone.

After listening to Mao Mao's introduction, I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion, Liu Yan is worthy of being the boss who has ruled West Street for several years, and he will govern all of them in an orderly and thriving manner, each with its own detailed division of labor, East Street is too amateurish compared to it, I have to let Wang Yao learn from the advanced experience here, and the underworld also has to improve itself to make up for the shortcomings. Although I don't think that Wang Yao and Liu Yan are the underworld, at most they are just street gangsters, relying on violent means to eat.

Zheng Wu said: "What kind of Qiu Jiu is that, right? The most famous gold medal fighter on West Street? That's because he hasn't met me yet, and if he does, he'll have to give up his name. ”

We ignored him.

After eating the second meat bun, everyone looked at me again, saying that they were a little choked after eating dry food, so I had to buy them another cup of soy milk for each of them. Everyone was sitting on the side of the road and sipping and drinking, when a pair of feet suddenly appeared in front of us.

"What are you doing?"

We slowly raised our heads, and the monkey was wiping his oily mouth with a tissue, "Have you eaten enough?" ”

We "roared", almost without command, and invariably pounced on the monkey.

"Oops, hey......" the monkey ran away.

We chased monkeys in the streets.

The monkey ran and said, "What are you doing, what are you doing!" Bi Fei came to take revenge on us, I went to help you block it for a while, why don't you know the hearts of good people......"

"Then why did you take all the food with you!" Only Zheng Wu believed the monkey's words.

"Nonsense, how can you beat Bi Fei if you don't eat enough?" The monkey said as he ran.

Zheng Wu stopped: "He's right, let's stop chasing him." ”

And a few of us didn't stop, stubbornly caught up with the monkey and beat him, if I hadn't stopped Huang Jie, Huang Jie would have let the monkey spit out all the food just now.

It was not early at night, Mao Mao went home, a few of us swaggered back to the dormitory, killing Bi Fei's big thing, of course, it has spread throughout the school, as soon as a few of us arrived in the corridor, we almost caused a riot on the floor, many people came out to see a few of us, Zheng Wu pointed at them and scolded; "Look at what, look at what, this is not a monkey!"

The monkey slapped Zheng Wu on the head: "Fuck your sister, who are you playing?" ”

It was a pity that I didn't drink at night, so everyone went to my dormitory to drink after they had washed up.

I immediately protested, saying why my dorm? The monkey said that no matter how much trouble you make, the little daughter-in-law can clean it up, but I was speechless, so I had to agree to their suggestion.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Ma Jie jumped down and said with a bright face: "Brother Fei, I heard that you killed Bi Fei?" ”

I smiled and said, "Isn't it?" Don't sleep, drink with us for a while. ”

"Okay!" Ma Jie was particularly excited.

After a while, Ma Jie and I set up the table, and drove everyone else in the dormitory to sleep in other dormitories, Monkey, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also came, everyone sat down happily, you look at me, I look at you, it seems that there is something to say, but no one opens their mouths, as if something is wrong, but they can't remember what is wrong.

In the end, it was Ma Jie who broke the silence: "Brother Fei, aren't you going to drink?" What about wine? ”

"That's right, Zuo Fei, where's the wine?" The monkey asked me.

"...... "I said something was wrong, it turned out that I had forgotten the most important wine."

I immediately auctioned out a hundred yuan: "Little daughter-in-law, go buy wine and vegetables, don't come back if you don't spend it all!" ”

"Okay." Ma Jie immediately rushed out.

"I just like to be with a little tyrant like Zuo Fei." The monkey leaned shyly on my shoulder.

"Zuo Fei's little tyrant, can you take care of me?" Huang Jie leaned on my other shoulder.

Zheng Wu didn't know where to start, so he was suddenly anxious, and hugged my head from the front: "Zuo Fei little tyrant, we will always be together!" ”

I pushed them all away: "Get out of here!" ”

Everyone immediately sat upright and waited silently for Ma Jie to return. One-minute, two-minute, three-minute...... Ten minutes, Ma Jie still hasn't come back, I can't help but call Ma Jie.

"Why is it so long?"

"The shop downstairs is closed, I went outside the school to buy it, Brother Fei, you wait a little longer, I'll be there soon."

I deliberately scared him: "If you can't get there in a minute, you'll be finished." ”

"Yes, yes, you'll be done in a minute!" The monkey coaxed aside.

After hanging up the phone, we continued to chat, and in a matter of moments, the window behind me was suddenly pushed open. I was startled, and when I looked back, Ma Jie actually got in, and there was a plastic bag hanging around his neck, which contained liquor, snacks and other things, and he was panting for breath and said with a smile: "Brother Fei, it's not a minute, right?" ”

Not only me, but also the monkeys, all of them were suppressed, and they all stared at each other and did not speak.

Because we're on the fourth floor.

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