342 The old rules of monkeys and Xiao He

Zheng Wu next to him also opened his mouth wide, obviously as surprised as me, this list of Xiao He is also one of our opponents, when did the monkey become so familiar with him?

"Hey, what about you?" Han Youyou, who was next to him, said suddenly.

I turned my head to see that Yuan Jiayang was also looking at the monkey and Xiao He with a surprised face, but because Han Youyou was talking to him, he immediately came back to his senses and said, "I still have a copy of "The Catcher in the Rye" It's not bad, I have time to bring it to you and take a look." When Jia Yang spoke, his eyes were still fixed on the monkey and Xiao He.

I suddenly understood that the monkey played this play to show Jia Yang how good his relationship with Xiao He was.

In this way, Jia Yang will inevitably mumble in his heart, guessing whether we are colluding with Xiao He, and when we attack Tang Liang, he will not dare to make a rash move!

I see, I see!

My heart was excited, this little abacus played by the monkey was really interesting, this was giving Jia Yang eye medicine. However, the relationship between the monkey and Xiao He does not seem to be fake, and the two can be so acquainted with each other definitely not overnight, which means that the monkey has already started to set up this game, and none of us know - wait, is it true that everyone doesn't know?

Zheng Wu and I definitely don't know, Ma Jie looked confused, obviously he didn't know. I looked at Huang Jie again, but Huang Jie looked complacent, it seemed that he should know the inside story.

I can't help but feel a little blocked in my heart, the monkey told him, but he didn't tell me, brotherly feelings also have a depth and distance.

"Okay, okay, you can bring me that book in the afternoon!" Han Youyou continued to speak.

"Okay, then I'll go first." Jia Yang glanced at the monkey and Xiao He, then turned around to look at Huang Jie, and then left with the people.

And the monkey and Xiao He were already facing each other and sitting on a table next to them.

The monkey rubbed his hands together and said, "Take it out, I'm hungry and thirsty!" ”

Xiao He smiled and beckoned casually, and someone behind him brought over two lunch boxes and placed them in front of the monkey and Xiao He respectively. The two of them opened it at the same time, and there was a large piece of cooked beef in each of the lunch boxes, which looked like they weighed at least three catties.

The monkey said proudly: "This time the quality is good, not only is it fresh and juicy, but also the texture is clear and the color is orthodox, although it is not the best, but it is also good." ”

Xiao He replied: "Yes, according to your instructions, I asked my subordinates to search the whole city before they found barely passable beef." ”

"Hehe, Dongcheng is a small city, and beef of this kind is already good. If you have the opportunity to go to Dragon City, I will invite you to eat the best beef in the world! ”

"Okay, I'll wait for that day." Xiao He smiled, and could see that he respected the monkey very much.

And I kept muttering to myself: What's going on? What's going on?

"What's going on?" A voice suddenly sounded, startling me, and I thought that Han Youyou knew how to read minds.

"Huh?"

"What's going on?" Han Youyou pointed to the monkey and Xiao He and said, "When did they have such a good relationship?" ”

I said helplessly, "You don't know, how do I know, didn't you conspire with the monkey to do this?" ”

"Really no, the monkey only said that he needed to let Jia Yang appear in the cafeteria at what time and a few minutes, and asked me if I could do it, and I said that it was too simple, so there was the scene just now."

“…… Not. I nodded, the monkey is still mysterious, probably related to his tutor, unlike me, who has said everything. In fact, my dad also told me that it is best not to let others see through it, and to keep a mysterious distance in order to win the respect of others. However, I never had reservations in front of my brothers.

Maybe it has something to do with the personality, the monkey is this kind of character, and he likes to do things silently.

But then again, why didn't the monkey have reservations with Huang Jie? It's still a little sour to think about it. I know that this is my hypocrisy again, so quickly take my thoughts back, or see what the hell the monkey and Xiao He are doing!

"So, we're still the old rules?" The monkey looked at the beef in front of him and felt that his saliva was about to drip out.

"Of course." Xiao He is also ready to move.

"When did you two get along so well?".

My heart was taken aback, Jia Yang actually left and returned, standing in front of their table, it seems that he is also very curious about this question, if he doesn't figure it out, he probably won't be able to sleep at night.

Xiao He was also stunned for a moment, and was about to reply, when the monkey suddenly said coldly: "Our business has nothing to do with you, right?" ”

"How the are you talking to our brother Yang?" A younger brother behind Jia Yang immediately scolded.

"Our business has nothing to do with him, what?" Xiao He also snorted coldly, and the little brother was immediately speechless.

"Xiao He, you have to think about it carefully, he is the emperor's person!" Jia Yang glared: "Do you want to repeat the tragedy of more than a year ago?!" ”

Xiao He raised his head and looked at Jia Yang, his eyes were full of coldness and disdain: "What am I going to do, I don't need you to teach me!" Also, we have nothing to do with you, please leave immediately. Otherwise, I wouldn't mind fighting you now! "He brought more than a dozen brothers, and Jia Yang also brought more than a dozen brothers, if there is a fight, it is really impossible to say who will have the upper hand.

Jia Yang looked at Xiao He angrily, and Xiao He faced it fearlessly, the eyes of the two seemed to have sparks, and the atmosphere around them immediately became heavy.

After a while, Jia Yang spoke: "Okay, Xiao He, it seems that you are really good and forgot the pain, and you will be eaten and wiped clean by the emperor when the time comes, don't blame me for not reminding you now!" After saying that, Jia Yang angrily left with the people again.

"Hehe, it seems like I'm in trouble for you." The monkey's tone was slightly embarrassed, but there was a hippie smile on his face.

"Heh, ignore him, that's a self-righteous guy!" Xiao He snorted again, but he changed his words and said seriously: "In addition, although I have a relationship with you, I and the emperor are still incompatible, if we fight one day, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

"Hehe, of course, don't blame me for being ruthless." Monkeys don't matter even more.

"Okay, happy, then let's start, or the old rules?"

"It's still the same old rule!"

As soon as the words fell, the two of them picked up the beef in front of them at the same time and bit it vigorously. I watched in amazement, their movements were so exaggerated, as if they had some deep hatred for the meat, their mouths opened and closed, their teeth tightened and loosened, their throats swallowed, and the beef entered their mouths piece by piece.

This scene reminds me of the lion and tiger in the animal world that prey on prey, and it is exactly the same, with minced meat, meat crumbs, and meat juice spreading around their mouths. When the two of them were eating, their eyes were also staring at each other fiercely, with an extremely fierce expression on their faces, as if they were going to put down the beef jerky and start the fight the next moment.

But I can also see that they are competing to see who eats faster.

Three catties of beef, I can't finish it in an hour, and they have already eaten most of it in five minutes!

Xiao He is tall and strong, and eats beef every day, I can understand that I can eat it so quickly, but I don't understand the monkey, he is as thin as me, and the thin ribs are exposed, how can he eat so ruthlessly? However, I think of the scene where he grabbed food with us before, and once he even ran away with an empty plate, I think it's understandable again.

However, I'm still more curious about how Monkey and Xiao He "hooked up", as I said before, it is definitely not possible for the two to compete like this overnight. But I feel like the monkey didn't do anything all day, just go to the Internet café to play games, go to the Internet café to play games, does he have another doppelganger?

Presumably, Zheng Wu thought the same as me, because he was still looking at the monkey and Xiao He in surprise with his mouth open.

Xiao He is the opponent he has set a long time ago, is it strange to see the monkey and Xiao He so unsurprised?

But wait...... What's going on with that saliva on Zheng Wu's mouth?

"I really want to eat......" Zheng Wu suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, licked his lips again, and looked hungrily at the monkey and the beef in Xiao He's hand.

"......" I'm already speechless for this person, how can I always think about it differently from normal people?!

Han Youyou looked at this scene, inexplicably excited, and had already rushed forward to refuel the two of them: "Come on, monkey!" Come on, Xiao He! ”

Under Han Youyou's encouragement, the two ate faster, more fiercely, and more ruthlessly.

"You two eat quickly, whoever wins will kiss me!"

Han Youyou suddenly said something shocking, choked the monkey, and coughed up a lot of meat foam, but Xiao He seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and he was not affected at all, and still vigorously biting the beef. I looked at Huang Jie, Huang Jie didn't have any effect, but smiled more happily, it seems that this is Han Youyou's normal, she didn't take it seriously at all.

The monkey regained its state and bit vigorously again.

Before they finished eating, I sat down next to Huang Jie and asked, "How did the monkey hook up with Xiao He?" ”

Frankly, I'm quite interested in the process, and it must be a fun story.

"How do I know?" Huang Jie also spoke amazingly.

I looked at him in shock: "You don't know? ”

"Where do I know, we are in the same class, do you see that I am usually with him?" Huang Jie rolled his eyes.

"This is the first time you know?"

"That's right."

"Then why aren't you surprised at all?" I looked at Huang Jie strangely, he didn't want to sue me, right?

"What's this surprising about?" Huang Jie blinked: "For me, it's not strange for me to do anything to the monkey, even if he suddenly becomes our homeroom teacher tomorrow, or becomes the principal of the third middle school, I think it's normal!" ”

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, but thinking back on the various legendary deeds since I met the monkey, I felt that what Huang Jie said was quite reasonable.

"I'm done!" The monkey suddenly slapped the table and stood up.

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