I'm cǎo, what's going on?!

I admit that my peach blossom luck has not been broken, from the first middle school to the seventh middle school to the third middle school, wherever I go, I will have a little story with one or two girls, even the monkeys they also ridiculed me for being Kangxi Weifu private interview or Qianlong went to the south of the Yangtze River, although I am also unbearable for this, but also a little complacent, who in this world will dislike too many people who like themselves?

Someone likes me, that's an affirmation of me, especially the love from beautiful women, which makes me even more happy and happy.

Before I came to Eleventh Middle School, the monkeys teased me, saying that I must have another relationship, and although I denied it at that time, I actually had a little expectation in my heart, and I really wanted to see what the girl I was entangled with this time looked like.

Of course, I am still dedicated to Wang Yao, but I am also an ordinary person, and I also have a certain amount of vanity and curiosity.

When I came to Eleven Middle School, the first girls I knew were Xiaobei and Thirteen Peony at the same table. Xiaobei's appearance is ordinary, so I was directly removed from the "entanglement" list, and I have been entangled with so many beauties, and the threshold is naturally relatively high. Although the thirteen peonies are beautiful, I haven't even thought about it, because they are Lin Keer's sisters, and even Lin Keer's brainless fans.

Since Lin Keer still likes me, they are destined to have only respect for me, and they will not think anything wrong about me, and I also have to set an example for my predecessors, and when I interact with the thirteen peonies, my behavior is extremely measured and polite.

But now, now......

Gu Yao likes me?! I didn't see it before!

This is impossible, the two of us haven't had much contact, that is, we have talked more about Lin Ke'er in the past two days.

However, Gu Yao is really hugging me now.

"That ......" I finally spoke, and said embarrassedly, "Gu Yao, is there something wrong with you?" ”

"Hey, hey." Gu Yao smiled, and then let me go.

I breathed a sigh of relief, but I didn't dare to look back, because I didn't know how to face Gu Yao yet. I heard Gu Yao continue: "Brother Fei, don't get me wrong, when Sister Lin talked about you in the past, she always said how warm and comfortable your arms were, which attracted the special yearning of the sisters, and I also wanted to try what it was like to be held by Brother Fei." It's not just me, it's my sisters. Of course, I didn't dare to hold it from the front, so I experienced what it was like to hold it from behind. Hehe, it's very comfortable. ”

I laughed and cried and said, "Ke'er is praising me nonsense, and you have also given me a myth." I tell you, I'm not as good as she says I am, and it's not good to show my shortcomings and be disappointed in me later. It's like 6 separation, saying that I'm not kind and gentle...... Ahh ”

Gu Yao also smiled: "No, we know that you are a mix, how can you not be ruthless when fighting." However, we also believe in Sister Lin's vision, the man that Sister Lin can fancy must be extraordinary, and we ordinary people can only look up. ”

Of course, I was very happy that Gu Yao praised me like this, but at the same time, I felt a lot of pressure, because I knew that I was not as good as she said. Lin Keer has liked me for so many years, and when she talks about me to others, she naturally inevitably adds oil and vinegar, branches and leaves, and she says that she is very good.

Being regarded as a perfect and good man, it's you, can you stand it? That's so constrained, I don't even dare to vomit phlegm when I walk.

"Okay, I'll continue to rub the medicine for you, and a small part will be wiped out." Gu Yao's hand touched my back again.

I obediently lay on the wall, thinking that you can just rub the medicine on me, but don't make any more moths. As I was wiping, I suddenly heard footsteps in the hallway. Gu Yao and I instinctively looked back and saw a monkey passing by us.

We looked at the monkeys, and the monkeys looked at us.

This was nothing, Gu Yao just helped me rub the medicine, but because Gu Yao had just hugged me, I felt a little weak, and my cheeks turned red with a "swish", but it became three hundred taels of silver here.

The monkey suddenly stretched out his hands, rolled his eyelids up, and touched the air with his hands.

I was wondering what the hell he was doing, when he suddenly said with a puzzled face, "It's strange, why can't you see anything in broad daylight?" Am I blind? Well, I must be blind, unlucky, I'm so young......" said as he touched and walked like a blind man.

The black lines on my head are out again, and the monkey is pretending to be too fake.

I watched the monkey groping and muttering towards the toilet, Gu Yao said strangely, "Brother Fei, Brother Monkey, what's wrong?" ”

"He's nervous, don't pay attention to him."

Gu Yao helped me wipe the medicine, I said thank you to her, and asked her to go back first, and then I went to the toilet to find the monkey. As soon as I arrived at the door of the toilet, I saw the monkey poking its head out and looking this way in a ghostly manner.

I slapped him on the head: "What are you doing?" ”

"Hey, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything, I didn't know why I suddenly lost my sight."

I said you go to the side for me, Gu Yao helped me rub the medicine, I was beaten just now, or did the thirteen peonies help me out, what are you guys doing?!

It was only then that the monkey noticed the scar on my face, and as I expected, he pointed to my face and laughed.

I'm full of black lines, laughing at your sister, you're so happy when I was beaten?

The monkey nodded shamelessly.

“……”

"But really, I just saw you two so close together, and you took off half of your clothes, and I thought you were ...... Oops, just do this in broad daylight, my face is red. The monkey covered his face shyly.

"I'll say it again, they're helping me rub the medicine."

"Okay, well, let's take it for real."

"What, it's true!"

The monkey suddenly looked at me and said seriously, "Zuo Fei, did Gu Yao do anything out of the ordinary to you?" ”

My heart went to my throat, and suddenly the monkey asked me, did he know something? Could it be that Gu Yao knew about me hugging me, otherwise why did he happen to pass by? Damn, his shadow is too omnipotent, he feels like he's being watched all the time!

Despite this, I still reflexively said: "No, Gu Yao and I are very pure, just a simple friendship!" ”

After hearing this, the monkey sighed: "Am I the only one?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I felt that something was wrong, and immediately grabbed him by the collar and asked him what was the matter, but the monkey refused to say it at first, but then he couldn't withstand my coercion and temptation, and still told me in a hesitant manner. The monkey sued me, Qin Jiajia was a little wrong, it seemed that he liked him, and his behavior was a little bit of a seduction of him!

My appetite was whetted, and I asked him to give a few detailed examples.

The monkey said that Qin Jiajia likes to wear clothes with a big neckline, and she usually doesn't feel anything, but as soon as she goes to class, Qin Jiajia leans on the table, and the neckline is open. No one else can see it, only the monkeys at the same table. The monkey said that with a casual glance, he could see what color underwear Qin Jiajia was wearing today, although he couldn't see those two key points, but most of the white Mimi was dangling under his nose, making him have no master, and he couldn't take a good class at all.

I said that's your mistake, what do other girls like to wear, what is people's freedom, even if people accidentally show it, it doesn't mean that you can look at it casually. Don't you know what it means to be indecent and not to listen? Don't look at what you shouldn't, just keep your eyes on the blackboard!

The monkey said yes, that's what he did, his eyes were always staring at the blackboard during class, but this couldn't prevent Qin Jiajia from asking him questions. When he gave Qin Jiajia a lecture, couldn't his eyes still be staring at the blackboard? No matter how he stared at the book or the book, Qin Jiajia's neckline was within his line of sight.

"I'm going crazy." The monkey held my hand and said, "Zuo Fei, you are also a man, can you understand my feelings?" ”

I said that you are cheap and well-behaved, if there is a lesbian table with a good figure who asks me to look at underwear every day, I am too happy and too late, you are too hypocritical. Besides, people accidentally exposed it, even if you can see it at the same table, why do you say that you deliberately seduced you?

The monkey slapped his thigh and said that this is the reason, if Qin Jiajia just inadvertently revealed his underwear, it would be too late for him to be happy, he would definitely peek at it if he was fine, and he would not sue anyone, but besides this, there are other things!

I was shocked and said, "What's the matter?"

The monkey said that Qin Jiajia sometimes likes to sleep in class, I said this is good, it is the same as your hobby, you two can sleep together in class. The monkey said yes, they slept together in class. Originally, he had always slept with him, and she slept with hers, each lying on his own table, and the well water did not interfere with the river water. But once when he woke up, the monkey saw the two of them holding hands together.

I say I'm cǎo!

The monkey said don't be surprised, affect other classes, do you know?

I said monkey, you can, you can pick up girls when you sleep?

The monkey said no, and he was shocked, and thought it was accidental, but then it became more and more times, two, three, four...... Almost every time they wake up, the hands of the two are pulled together, and they are still intertwined, and they can't be separated.

"...... I don't even know what to say.

"Later, I had a heart and wanted to see what was going on. So one time I pretended to be asleep, and although it seemed that I had closed my eyes, I wasn't actually asleep, and I just wanted to see how our hands were held. ”

"Well, what about later?" I pricked up my ears.

"Then I literally fell asleep."

“…… You're fucking. ”

“…… When I woke up, we were holding hands again. ”

"You can die."

"Don't blame me, my eyes are closed, and I can't help if I can't sleep."

"Then what do you call it?"

"So I had no choice, I had to use a killer move, once I buried my head under my arm, but my eyes didn't close, my conscience drove me to figure this thing out, I kept staring at my hand under the desk."

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