472 The monkey was in the same trouble
Pushing open the door of the dormitory, everyone was still sleeping, and there was a smell of alcohol. Looks like everyone drank a lot last night. I didn't dare to wake everyone up, so I crept in, went back to my bed, lay down, and pulled the quilt on myself without even taking off my clothes.
At this time, I was still asleep, and I felt uncomfortable for a while, not knowing why I would make such a mistake. At this moment, the door of the dormitory was suddenly pushed open. I looked back strangely and saw that it was a monkey coming in.
I thought the monkey had just gone to the toilet, but look at how tightly he was dressed and his face? There was also a layer of hoarfrost on his head, apparently just returned from outside. The monkey also didn't return overnight?
Where did he go?
The monkey didn't know that I was keeping my eyes open, but that he was in a gloomy mist on his face, and that he was tiptoeing back to his bed.
I also want to ask him what's going on, if he's worried about North Street again. Later, I thought about it, I still have a mess on myself, and I really don't have the mood to care about anything else. After a while, the sound of a lighter was heard, and the monkey smoked a cigarette. I pretended to have just woken up, yawned and said, "Monkey, bring me one!" ”
The monkey threw me a cigarette. I thought to myself that this guy is just wrong, where is he willing to give me cigarettes. We both smoked cigarettes. No one spoke to anyone. The monkey suddenly asked me, "Fly left." What time did you come back yesterday? ”
I was stunned for a moment and said I don't know, I was very drunk yesterday, and I don't know what time I came back. The monkey said well, he didn't know what time it was when he came back, he was too drunk. I don't know what he means when the monkey lies like this, but I didn't debunk him. As time passed, everyone slowly woke up, sat up and yawned, and gossiped casually, as if no one knew that the monkey and I didn't return all night last night.
At this moment, 6 Li suddenly said, "Hey. Left fly? Monkey, when did you two come back? ”
Both the monkey and I were shocked. I said I don't know, I'm drunk, and the monkey said he's the same, I don't know what time I'll come back. 6 Li said: "You two are so good, I went to the toilet at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and I saw that your beds were still empty." ”
As soon as he said this, the dormitory exploded, and Zheng Wu said that he remembered that we were not there when I came back last night. Huang Jie asked us where we were fooling around in the middle of the night. didn't even take him with him, did you carry him behind his back to do something like that?
I said I really don't remember, anyway, I woke up in the dormitory, and the monkey said he was too.
The monkey also pretended to exaggerate and said, "Damn, I've drunk a broken piece, I haven't had this experience before." ”
The monkey was so secretive that it made me wonder where he had been last night. Island Flap Claw Brother.
But everyone laughed and made a fuss, and the matter passed. I drank too much yesterday, and today we collectively missed the morning self-study, but I can't help but go to class in the morning.
After chatting for a while, everyone got up and washed up, and I pretended to take a basin to the water room.
6 Li suddenly said: "Zuo Fei, I see that your face is very clean, have you already washed it?" ”
Everyone looked at it, and I felt a wall in my heart, thinking that this was really broken, but I still said: "No, I woke up with everyone, where to wash." When it was over, I pretended to laugh. As a result, 6 Li still didn't let me go, and continued to stare at my face and said, "You don't even have eye feces, and your head is neat, you must have washed it!" ”
I thought to myself that this guy is very observant, just like that Sherlock Holmes, but he doesn't need to be on the right path with such a high IQ.
6 Away from the problem of not washing me so unrelentingly, and finally succeeded in attracting the attention of others, Zheng Wu also said: "That's it, Zuo Fei, you are clean, you look like you just woke up, but you just came back from outside." Zheng Wu didn't mean anything, and he smirked.
6 Li said again: "That's right, Zuo Fei, did you just come back?" ”
I finally couldn't help it, and I became angry and scolded: "What's your business? ”
6 didn't expect me to be angry, so I was startled and looked at me blankly. Everyone else was stunned, they saw me overheating outside, but they didn't see me overheating in front of their own people, so they didn't dare to speak.
After the fire, I was also a little embarrassed, thinking that people were just joking with me, why am I so angry, but because there are no steps to go down, I have to turn around and open the door and go out.
When I came to the water room, I put the basin under the faucet, and I washed it all and what did I wash, and I just stood there? Think about things. Although Gu Yao said that I don't have to be responsible, I still can't pass this level in my heart. Also, paper can't contain fire after all, I'm really afraid that Wang Yao will know about it.
Just as I was in a daze, the monkey came in, put the basin next to me and began to wash it. Although he also came back from outside, he was sloppy inside, and there was still a smell of wine on his body, and he obviously hadn't washed it. I just watched him wash his face? Washed his hair and didn't say a word to him. The monkey was so clever that he must have known that I had just returned, but he didn't ask me, probably because he was afraid that I would ask him in turn.
After washing, the monkey said to me, let's go, go to class.
During class, I was also uneasy, and even Xiaobei saw it and asked me what was wrong today. I said it's okay, I drank too much yesterday and had a bit of a headache. After class, I was about to go to the toilet when I heard the sound of bones behind me.
With a twist of his head, 6 left.
6 Li looked apologetic: "Zuo Fei, I joked with you in the morning, I'm really sorry for making you unhappy." ”
I smiled bitterly and said it's okay, my fire is not right, and I will say sorry to you.
6 Seeing that I wasn't angry, I laughed and said, "But I still want to know where you went last night, if you were with Gu Yao?" You two disappeared together last night. There is also the monkey, who disappeared with Qin Jiajia. Haha, it would be nice if you were really together, and you would be paired into two pairs in one night, so happy for you! ”
The shock in my heart was no less than the explosion of a nuclear bomb.
"Buzzing" in the head.
I said: "6 Li, I'm not with Gu Yao, and the monkey is not with Qin Jiajia, you take care of your mouth, don't talk nonsense, do you know?" ”
6 was also a little frightened to see me so serious, and nodded vigorously.
With that, I got up and walked away, walking out of the classroom without looking back.
If I had eyes behind my back, I would definitely be able to see 6 Lizheng and Xiaobei talking sneakily.
Little did I know at the time that a huge storm was coming......
went out to the toilet, and when I came back, I happened to meet Gu Yao. I'm really afraid of something, and now when I see Gu Yao, my scalp is numb. However, Gu Yao should be even more uncomfortable, her face was haggard, her eyes were swollen from crying, and I couldn't bear to see it. I called her to the side and asked her if she was okay?
Gu Yao looked at me and said mechanically, "I've taken birth control pills." ”
"I mean, are you okay?"
"I'm not good." Gu Yao's tears flowed down: "Zuo Fei, I don't want anything." I feel very happy to be able to give you the first time, why do you think I will ask for anything? What kind of girl am I in your heart? ”
"I didn't mean that." I don't know how to say it, the boy's thinking is too different from the girl's thinking, I only think about how to solve the problem, and Gu Yao seems to only see my attitude, which gives me a headache.
"Zuo Fei, don't mention this matter in the future, don't feel any pressure in your heart. Don't worry, I won't want anything, and I'm going to rot this secret in my stomach. After speaking, Gu Yao wiped her tears and walked away with a resolute face.
In the face of Gu Yao's "sensible" and "generous", my heart is even more uncomfortable.
Before the class started, I hurried to find the monkey, I felt that the monkey might be in the same trouble as me, otherwise he would not be so depressed. When I came to the monkey class, I looked in from the window, and now the monkey was not in the seat, and Qin Jiajia's seat next to him was also empty.
I had no choice but to turn away, and when I passed a corner, I suddenly heard a cry coming from inside. Looking inside, it turned out to be Monkey and Qin Jiajia. The two stood facing each other, the monkey looked helpless, but Qin Jiajia cried with pear blossoms and rain.
"I don't care." Qin Jiajia cried and said: "I gave it to you for the first time, you must be responsible for me, you must be my boyfriend!" ”
My heart jumped, and sure enough! Monkey and I had the same problem!
It's just that Qin Jiajia is obviously not as generous as Gu Yao, she feels that she has suffered a loss, and she must be responsible for the monkey, and she wants the monkey to be his boyfriend. Although the monkey looked helpless, he said seriously: "I'm sorry for what happened last night, I really don't remember what I did at all." However, I can't be your boyfriend because I already have a girlfriend. ”
"I'll tell your girlfriend about this, and see if she will continue with you!" Qin Jiajia roared and said this.
"Even if she breaks up with me, I won't be with you because I don't like you at all. Also, I'm sorry again for what happened last night, it really wasn't my intention, and if you feel like you've suffered a loss, I can compensate you in other ways. "Monkeys, like me, are rational types, solve problems when they encounter them, and speak colder than me.
"I don't want anything, I want you, I will definitely get you!" Qin Jiajia pushed the monkey hard and ran out. I wanted to dodge, but it was too late. Qin Jiajia looked at me and was stunned for a moment, but still spared me and ran away.
Needless to say, the monkeys naturally saw me too. The monkey looked at me and sighed, "You saw it all." ”
"See."
"What the am ...... ......" The monkey spat out a few dirty words, and his eyes were red, but he didn't say anything after all, and instead slammed his fist against the wall.
This punch was extremely powerful, and there was a layer of white ash pouring down.
"!" The monkey cursed again, and slammed it again.
Since entering the eleventh middle school, the monkey has been restrained everywhere, and the shadow has no effect, so he can't sleep in the middle of the night, and he has to rely on taking a shower to relieve anxiety Z And now, this kind of thing has happened, which makes the monkey even more collapsed.
I've never seen such frustration? The down-and-out monkey, the spirit of the past? Confident and chic, it seems to have disappeared overnight.
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