"Haha, there is, of course there is!" Zhang Abacus said happily: "All major banks have them. ICBC, CCB, ABC, Bank of Communications, and Alipay, Tenpay, you can choose at will. "This guy is such a chatterbox, he is forced all day long, the colonel may like him very much, but I am a little annoyed with him, I guess it is similar to other people annoying monkeys.

"It's ICBC." I said casually. He took out his mobile phone and opened the ICBC app to prepare for the transfer.

Zhang Abacus was about to read the number to me. The colonel, who had been silent, suddenly said, "Don't take their money. ”

Zhang Abacus looked back in surprise: "Why?!" ”

Ye Xiaolai, King Xiao Wang, and us, all looked at the colonel in surprise. The colonel continued: "No, I just think these guys are very interesting, and I want to make friends with them, Chen Yaodong, even if it's a meeting gift." ”

With that, the colonel turned around and walked out of the ward.

"Hah, interesting." Ye Xiaolai took out a folding fan like a trick, opened it with a "bang", and followed out with the wind? It's really enough to pretend to be forced, this is a cold day, right?, the king and the king also hurriedly followed.

Zhang Abacus put the abacus away and hurriedly followed. When he was about to go out, he turned around and said, "Hey." Lucky for you, our boss never gave someone a free order! ”

The one-handed corps came and went quickly, and only a few of us were left in the ward looking at each other.

The monkey slapped his thigh: "Oh Mom, I saved more than 10,000 yuan in such a while, it's too cool!" ”

I'm also happy: "These guys are a bit interesting, but they are worth making friends." ”

The monkey looked at me disdainfully, and said Pull it down Zuo Fei, you just think you didn't pay for it, so you're happy, right? I don't have the heart to say that you see me as someone, am I the kind of person who is stingy? Isn't it just more than 10,000 yuan, as if I can't afford it?

As soon as these words came out, the monkey and Huang Jie immediately stretched out their hands: "Then you should give some." ”

"Get out of here, you two have done something good. And ask me for money? "I scolded them back.

"But then again, the one-handed corps has done a lot of single business in the eleventh middle school, and this is the first time I have encountered this situation, it seems that the colonel really wants to be friends with us, and he is full of sincerity," said 6 Li on the side in contemplation.

"Are you mistaken?" Huang Jie said: "He wants to be friends with us, didn't he say he wants to be friends with you, right?" ”

"......" 6 was purple from Huang Jie's choked face.

I immediately said: "Huang Jie, what are you doing, you are all your own brothers, why are you saying these things?" "The island doctor died.

"It's okay, it's okay." 6 And he said in a detached manner.

"Damn, if it weren't for him. Can a little daughter-in-law be beaten like this? "The more Huang Jie looks at 6, the more unpleasant he becomes.

"Say a few words, no one wants to have such a thing." I know that when Monkey decided to hire a one-handed corps, he had already decided not to turn against 6. And Huang Jie is saying these things now, just to drive 6 Li away, so I will sing and harmonize with him to perform this play.

"6 Li, you're tired for a long time, let's go back first, we'll take care of Ma Jie."

I pushed 6 out of the door, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't care, Huang Jie has that temper." He has a good relationship with his little daughter-in-law, and he can't see Ma Jie being beaten like that, so he uses you as a punching bag. ”

6 Li shook his head: "Don't blame Huang Jie, it's my fault." If it weren't for my inconvenience, Ma Jie would have been able to run away, he was ...... for me."

"Okay, don't talk about it." I couldn't wait to pinch 6 Li, but I still had to talk to him in a good voice: "You go back first, just let us take care of Ma Jie." ”

"Okay, there's news from the one-handed corps, and I'll do my best to inform you." 6 left with a wheelchair.

I looked at his back, and my eyes grew more and more indifferent.

When I returned to the ward, I said to the monkey, explain and explain, what's going on, why do you hire a one-handed corps?

"It's nothing, after seeing the one-handed corps, I suddenly became very interested in them, and I also wanted to know why 6 had to introduce them."

"I'm interested in them too." Huang Jie nodded and said, "As soon as those guys appeared, I was particularly interested, there is a kind, there is a kind of ......."

"How do you feel sorry for each other?" I'll make it up for him.

"Yes, that's what it feels like." Huang Jie slapped his thigh: "A cultural person is a cultural person, and the words are really accurate." ”

Listening to Huang Jie praise me, I was also quite happy, and continued: "They feel the same way, otherwise they won't be exempt from our order." The colonel also said that he would like to make friends with us. ”

Both Monkey and Huang Jie looked at me suspiciously.

My heart ached, "What's wrong, did I say the wrong thing?" ”

The monkey said, "Zuo Fei, don't forget, the one-handed corps was found by 6 Li." 6Who is Li, don't you need to say it anymore? He must have already arranged some kind of plan to torture us in a different way. Chen Yaodong and the one-handed corps appeared one after another, and I guess 6 Li is already arranging the next game of chess. In other words, what the one-handed corps said and did in front of us was also arranged by 6 Li, and it was just a show. ”

As soon as the monkey said that, I was too aggressive. That's right, that's the reason, I almost really considered the one-handed corps a friend. I said, "What the hell are you trying to do, we can't just sit still, right?" ”

The monkey said, "When the one-handed regiment came in, I couldn't figure out the purpose of the 6-leave, but after the one-handed regiment left, I suddenly understood. ”

Huang Jie and I both looked at the monkey.

The monkey continued, "Remember the reason why 6 left us to deal with us? He was here to avenge Lin Ke'er. When Lin Keer left, she not only had a fight with Wang Yao, but also lost her love and friendship, which can be described as a double torture of spirit and **. 6 Li wants us to pay for our blood debts, so he wants to torture us with the same means, as can be seen from the "Thirteen Peonies" incident some time ago, 6 Li also wants us to taste the loss of friendship and love, as well as the taste of being beaten.

In the last incident, 6 Li's plan was half successful, and he knew that our love could not be destroyed, so he had to start with friendship again. If I'm not mistaken, the next step in the 6th step is to let us and the one-handed corps become good friends and good brothers, and finally let the one-handed corps and Chen Yaodong join forces to deal with us, let us taste the taste of being betrayed, and beat us up again...... It's another round of ** and a double blow of spirit. That's why the colonel will exempt us from the order, and will say the sentence that he wants to make friends with us, in fact, it is just arranged by 6 leaves. ”

After listening to the monkey's analysis, my fists clenched, and my teeth tightened: "These 6 are so fucking vicious!" ”

The monkey smiled: "Fortunately, we saw through the true face of 6 Li in advance, otherwise we would have fallen into his trap again." 6 Li knows us too well, and knows that we will definitely be interested in the one-handed corps, as long as the one-handed corps shows favor to us, we will all like those guys, and we are also willing to make friends with them. ”

I nodded: "Now that we have seen through it, what are we going to do?" ”

The monkey took two steps back and forth and said, "I guess that the one-handed army will not clean up Chen Yaodong so quickly, and they will delay time by 'still setting a plan'." During this time, they will interact with us frequently, and even join forces to fight a few times, and when the relationship warms up and the relationship deepens and the two sides become good friends, the one-handed army will invite us to attack Chen Yaodong together. On that day, we will really fall into the trap, because the one-handed army will attack us with Chen Yaodong, and 6 will continue to look at our jokes coldly behind the scenes. ”

I'm gritting my teeth and my teeth are rattling? Panting, his breath was thick and heavy.

"What's wrong, Zuo Fei?" The monkey asked me.

"It's fine." I shook my head: "I just think that we have been through four schools, and we have never seen such an opponent as 6 Li." ”

The monkey smiled bitterly: "Not only have you not seen it, even I have not seen it." ”

"But you can see through his schemes again and again."

"Because my brother is better than him." The monkey laughed even more bitterly: "I have been cheated by my brother a lot, so naturally I will eat a trench and grow wise, and I know very well what this kind of person is doing." ”

Speaking of his brother, the monkey's eyes burst out with hatred and murderous intent.

"Okay, let's not talk about that." I asked, "Now that we know what 6 Li wants to do, we have to do something to deal with it, right?" ”

"Of course."

"How?" I asked.

"Let the one-handed corps become our true friends."

I looked at the monkey in amazement and thought he was talking about something fantastical.

"If the one-handed corps becomes our real friends, and when the time comes, they will really deal with Chen Yaodong with us, will 6 Li's jaw fall in shock?" The monkey smiled: "And ah, the one-handed corps are really a bunch of cool guys, and I especially want to be real friends with them!" ”

I nodded, "You're a good idea, in that case, 6 would have to go crazy." However, the one-handed corps is a 6-away person, so it's not so easy to pull it over, right? "I still think it's a little incredible.

"No, you can." The monkey patted me on the shoulder.

“…… Wait a minute. I shook the monkey's hand away, "What do you mean I can do?" You don't want me to do this, do you? ”

"Who else but you can do this?" The monkey grinned, his eyes shining with a sly light.

"That's right, that's right, only Zuo Fei can do this." Huang Jie was also pouting beside him.

"Go ahead, you two can afford me too." With a wave of my hand, I sat on the edge of Maje's bed.

"Really." The monkey put his hand on my shoulder again: "Zuo Fei, only you can do it." Even Gu Yao can be pulled over by you, what is the one-handed corps? ”

"Damn, can that be the same? Gu Yao ......, "I want to say that people like me, but I think it's a bit too shameful to say this."

"It's the same." The monkey said: "Zuo Fei, believe me, but when it comes to interpersonal problems, I have grown so big, and I have never seen a stronger Cunzài than you." You exude an aura that makes people want to be close involuntarily, both boys and girls will like you very much, so Shangguan Ting likes you Mo Xiaohua likes you, Gao Sticker and Liu Mingjun also like you. In other places, there is a kind of nonsense that describes your type, called straw sandals. ”

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