503 The man who planned this incident was a genius
"......" I gave me a string of ellipses.
Huang Jie said: I called you to come, but you didn't come.
I said I don't care, you have to teach me when you learn it. Huang Jie said yes. The main thing is that the tools are not easy to buy, and he has not yet recognized the monkey's pile of disguise tools, the key is that it is particularly troublesome, and he watched the monkey put on makeup in the bathroom of the Internet café for two hours.
I chatted with Huang Jie for a while, and suddenly the monkey didn't speak for a long time. I said what about monkeys? Huang Jie said that the monkey had gone downstairs and left with 6. I said okay, I'll go to dinner, and Huang Jie said to give him one too. I said, you're still in the Internet café, and it's cold when you come back. Huang Jie said no, he would be there within five minutes.
Sure enough, as soon as I finished eating, Huang Jie ran back, and the exaggeration of gasping was so exaggerated that his lungs were about to pop out. I said as for you, Huang Jie said As for it, the thought of being able to eat free meals makes me feel inexhaustible.
I'm happy, I'm very happy, I hope that even if Huang Jie becomes a net worth of millions in the future? Tens of millions of rich people can also maintain their current mentality.
We chatted while eating. I said, in your opinion, what is the probability of success for the monkey this time? Huang Jie said that it is not small. The monkey is really prepared this time. In order to prevent being separated by 6, he prepared three outfits on the road, and he could change into a body and continue to follow at a fixed point. I said awesome, it's awesome, the fourth generation of black is different, and compared with him, we are like just graduating from kindergarten. Huang Jie said while eating: The point is, you don't know how many of his unique skills have not been revealed.
I smiled and said monkeys, there are at least seventy-two variations.
"I really want to learn everything." Huang Jie said enviously.
During self-study last night, Gu Yao suddenly gave me a message and asked me to come out and meet at the bottom of the teaching building. I thought she had some news, so I immediately ran out of the classroom and downstairs. Gu Yao was really waiting for me downstairs. I leaned over and asked, what's the matter?
Gu Yao said, I can't look for you if it's okay? I was stunned for a moment and said of course not. Gu Yao said no, let's go. I couldn't figure out what Gu Yao meant, but I still followed her obediently.
As I walked, I walked towards the school gate, and I said we were going outside. Gu Yao said yes, the eleventh middle school is all 6 off the eyeliner, and after going out, it will be much freer. Hearing this, my heart suddenly pounded. It felt like I had touched something, but I didn't know what was wrong.
After leaving the school, Gu Yao and I walked along the road outside. I thought Gu Yao had something to say to me, but she didn't say anything, just walked silently. She doesn't speak, I don't speak, and I don't know what kind of medicine she's selling in her gourd. After walking more than a kilometer forward, Gu Yao suddenly said let's go back, I said okay, so the two of us went back again. On the way back, I was still silent, I didn't say a word, and I felt a little confused.
When she came to the school gate, Gu Yao suddenly stopped.
"It's okay, I'm just bored, so I'm looking for you to walk with me."
"Oh...... "I don't know what to say."
"Thank you." Gu Yao smiled and walked into the school.
…… What is this, calling me out at night, walking back and forth for at least three kilometers, and in the end nothing happened?
After evening self-study, Huang Jie and I went back to the dormitory together.
I used to go back to the dormitory, although there were not many of us, but it was also lively, and now Zheng Wu went to Datong, Ma Jie was hospitalized, and the monkey and 6 left together, leaving us a little lonely. Walking on the road, I also asked Huang Jie: Do you think the monkey can make it tonight? Huang Jie said that who knows, this thing can't be said. I said again, I don't know when the monkey will come back tonight, will he come back with 6 Li?
As I said this, I just pushed the door of our dormitory open, just in time to see the monkey lying in bed and sleeping.
"Ahh
I yelled, rushed to the monkey and choked him.
"What are you doing...... monkey was awakened by me, and in a daze, he fought with me.
Ten minutes later, we're in a ball? Be serious.
"When did you come back?" I asked, looking at the monkey like a prisoner.
"Came back early." The monkey replied like a prisoner.
"Be specific!"
"One...... An hour ago. The monkey looked at me tremblingly: "I also saw you and Gu Yao shopping, so I didn't dare to disturb you." But don't worry, I won't sue Wang Yao, as long as you pay me a hush money. ”
“…… 6 Away? How's the tracking? Let's talk about it. ”
"Failed." The monkey sighed.
My heart was cold.
In fact, it cannot be said to be a complete failure. If the first time you tracked it, the progress was only 20 percent, then this time it is actually 80 percent. This time, the monkey followed him six and two blocks away, took a taxi, and followed him to the bottom of a building.
The building has more than 30 floors, not too high and not too low, not too new and not too old. Buildings like this are inconspicuous in the bustling North Street, and there are at least twenty or thirty of them. 6 As soon as he walked into the building, the monkey followed. Standing under the elevator, the monkey observes 6 floors from the distance.
Thirteen floors.
So he followed.
When I got to the thirteenth floor, the elevator door opened, and there was someone guarding the door, who immediately came up and asked who the monkey was.
The monkey's eyes flickered and saw that 6 Li had entered a certain room. "Hey, isn't this the 17th floor?" The monkey pretended to be on the wrong floor and immediately closed the elevator door again.
At this point, the monkey stopped abruptly.
"And then?" I asked.
"And then." The monkey sighed and said, "Even the elevator is guarded, so you can imagine how strict the guards inside are?" Although the tracking was successful and I found a place, I couldn't get in, so I just came back and lay down here to sleep. ”
"Is there no other way?" My heart is a little cold.
"Absolutely."
"What?" My eyes lit up again.
"I was thinking, I was about to come up with it, but as soon as you came in, you disrupted my train of thought."
"You're talking nonsense, you were sleeping just now!" This can also be blamed on my head, and I can be regarded as obedient!
"I'm sleeping, but I'm thinking. I don't care, you have to pay me for my mental loss. ”
"Rip your balls." I'm messing with the monkeys again.
Later, I don't know who kicked Huang Jie and brought Huang Jie into the battle.
The three of us were having fun when the dormitory door was suddenly pushed open. The three of us looked back in disheveled clothes, and 6 Li came in in a wheelchair, followed by several people, who turned out to be a one-handed regiment.
"I'm cǎo!" Zhang Abacus was the first to call out: "Your mother, it turns out that the word 'ten' lost by our school is in your dormitory!" ”
"Be quiet!" The monkey jumped up, hurried to the door, pulled a few of them in, and then slammed the door shut, "It's a secret, none of you can tell!" ”
This big cross crossed half of our dormitory, and the one-handed corps were stunned, especially the big king and the little king, and the corners of their mouths twitched. Ye Xiaolai circled around the cross, shook his fan and said: "It's not easy to steal this cross back, it requires the cooperation of at least four or more people, and it also needs to avoid the eyeliner and monitoring in the school, the person who planned this incident is a genius." ”
The monkey smug: "Of course, this thing can be stolen back by ordinary people?" ”
I blackened my face and said, "A genius is a fart, just an idler." ”
Ye Xiaolai continued: "But I just don't understand, why are you stealing this thing? I can't sell it for a few bucks. ”
The monkey's face sank, and he said: "You don't know, there is a monster from the ancient period sealed in the underground of our eleventh middle school, the body of a lion dragon, which can breathe fire, and has infinite power. However, these big characters have been beaten by wind and rain, and their spiritual power has gradually lost, especially the word 'ten', which is even more shaky. After 7749 days, it is the day of the monster's resurrection, so we steal it back and add spiritual power to it, just in case, we are saving the common people! ”
The monkey is all nonsense, of course no one will believe it, I was about to complain about him, and suddenly saw the king? Xiao Wang's face changed, and he said in unison: "Really?!" There was a look of anxiety in his eyes.
...... "I don't even know what to say."
"Fake." The colonel said.
King? Xiao Wang breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, fortunately it's fake." ”
"By the way, why are you here?" I don't want to continue on this topic and try to get back to the main line.
"Oh, I just ran into the One-Hand Corps downstairs, and they said they were looking for you for a drink, so I brought them over." 6 said with a smile.
"Yes, we're here to drink with you, let's get drunk tonight." Zhang Abacus smiled.
"It's good, it's good." I nodded: "What about the wine?" ”
The one-handed corps were empty-handed.
Zhang Abacus said: "We are guests, are you embarrassed to let us buy wine?" ”
I said, "You're a guest, I'm sorry to come empty-handed, at least two catties of beef, right?" ”
After a stalemate on both sides for a while, they finally decided to pay fifty yuan each and go to the small shop below to buy wine and vegetables. Needless to say, this is also arranged by 6 leaves, let's drink guò to enhance the relationship. We are not repulsed, we drink when we should.
The one-handed corps had a good amount of wine, about par with a few of us, and quickly drank the two bottles of wine that we bought, so I went down and bought two more bottles. Everyone drank happily and chatted happily, Zhang Abacus was not inferior to a monkey, and the two of them could be regarded as having a good aura, and after a while, they hooked their shoulders and sang in unison.
Huang Jie sat with the colonel, neither of them spoke, just dried cup by cup. Ye Xiaolai and 6 didn't drink much, and they were already lying on the bed and sleeping, so I had to run to drink with the king and the king, they were not good at words, so they listened to me there endlessly.
Everyone was half drunk, and they were staggering in a daze, and they saw the monkey and Zhang Abacus biting their ears for a while, and Zhang Abacus suddenly slapped the table and said loudly: "6 away?!" Don't fucking tell me 6 off, that's a fool! ”
6 and opened his eyes after a moment's departure.
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