516 Say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive
I threw the lighter to the monkey, who lit a cigarette.
I said okay, the mouth of the cannibal is soft. The hands of the pumping people are short, so let's think of a rut and deal with Chen Yaodong together.
The monkey said that it would not work, Chen Yaodong was not easy to deal with, and a cigarette was not enough. I said you should hurry up, just say what you want. The monkey stretched out his palm and said it would cost at least five dollars. Huang Jie immediately jumped up and agreed, saying yes, yes. At least five more bucks.
I slapped the table and said it was settled.
The monkey said that's good, let's discuss it. As soon as he stood up, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and 6 Li walked in with a wheelchair on his lap, with a plastic bag on his lap containing a lunch box, and said in surprise: "Monkey and Huang Jie are awake, I bought you food!" ”
"Oh, 6 Li, you are really my brother." The monkey scurried over, grabbed the plastic bag, opened the lunch box and devoured it. Huang Jie was not far behind, and also grabbed a lunch box and ate it.
These two bastards, aren't afraid that 6 will poison them?
"Left fly. Yours. "6 left and came again. Handed me the lunch box.
"Thank you." I also opened the lunch box and ate it. Mao, he dares to poison?
6 Lile looked at us, and the monkey said while eating: "6 Li, what's wrong with your eyes, you also called Chen Yaodong to fight?" We'll discuss how to do Chen Yaodong in a while, do you participate? ”
6 He was beaten in the eye by me, but he was embarrassed to say it, so he directly answered the question that followed: "As long as you don't dislike me, I will definitely participate!" ”
I thought to myself, what the hell are the monkeys doing, what are you doing with pulling 6 Li in?
Before I could say anything, Huang Jie became angry first: "What are you pulling him for, what can he do for us?" "Hearing Huang Jie's naked insult. 6 Li's face is naturally very unsightly.
The monkey then said, "You don't understand, 6 is very smart, the first in the grade." 6 can't help us in a fight, but he can use his brain. 6 Li, you also know that Chen Yaodong is very strong, although the three of us are also very good at fighting, there is still a gap compared to Chen Yaodong. Look, how can you think of a trick to subdue him? ”
6 Li's face was moved: "Monkey, you have lifted me." I'm very good at exams, and I'm not smart. But since you look up to me, I'll give you a thought. Chen Yaodong is said to have studied kung fu for several years, so he is famous for his ability to fight. But a good man can't stand a lot of people, we can contact a few more helpers, get a dozen or twenty, and we can always beat him. ”
Huang Jie snorted and said You are really interesting, you know that we don't have a helper in the eleventh, and you still want this idea to come out? 6 Leave to say no, isn't the one-handed regiment on good terms with you, call them, the chance of victory should be very large.
After going around for a long time, 6 Li still wanted us to cooperate with the one-handed corps, and wanted the one-handed corps to pit us once. How did he know that the one-handed corps had already been bought by me.
The monkey is right, call the one-handed regiment over! 6 Li looked embarrassed, saying that the one-handed corps had disappeared yesterday afternoon, and had not been heard from at all. The monkey said that it will not work, we have to take revenge now, but we can't wait for them.
6 was about to say something more, the door of our dormitory was pushed open again, and four or five people came in at once, the colonel, Zhang Abacus, Ye Xiaolai, Da Wang, Xiao Wang, and rushed in.
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and the one-handed corps came.
"Here we are." The colonel said, with a perennial indifference on his face, and the colonel who fell to his knees in the ward in the morning and cried like a dog.
"Hehe, I heard that Zuo Fei was beaten by Chen Yaodong? Haha, we came back specifically to help get revenge! Zhang Abacus looked beaming and winked at me, and I winked at him.
Ye Xiaolai opened the fan "Huh": "Do you want to hear my plan?" ”
"Before listening to your plans." The monkey said, "I want to know, what's the matter with your injuries?" ”
The one-handed corps suffered an unprecedented group assault in the No. 3 Middle School yesterday, and although they can now stand up and walk around after recuperating last night, they still look scarred.
Zhang Abacus smiled: "We went outside to take an order, but the opponent was too strong, and after completing the task, everyone was inevitably injured." But don't worry, it's no problem to deal with Chen Yaodong. This set of rhetoric is obviously a fool. The island order is carried by a pound.
The monkey nodded: "I really yearn for your life." Okay, Ye Xiaolai, let me hear your plan? ”
The crowd sat down in a circle.
Ye Xiaolai first talked about Chen Yaodong. He said that Chen Yaodong is a typical four-limbed and simple-minded, simple-minded and clumsy. The individual heads-up strength is very strong, not to mention placed in the eleventh middle school, even in the entire North Street, and few people are his opponents. However, when the two sides fight, although individual strength is important, other factors can also affect the final victory.
Ye Xiaolai gestured: "There are colonels, kings, little kings, monkeys, and Huang Jie who can fight here, and Zuo Fei and Zhang Abacus can also help......"
As soon as I heard it, I was not happy: "How can I be called to help, my personal strength is still very powerful, at least much more powerful than Zhang Abacus, don't believe let me try it alone?" ”
Zhang Abacus jumped up at once: "Come on, heads-up, let me see how good you are!" ”
The monkey and Huang Jie also jumped up: "Fight, fight!" ”
Zhang Abacus and I both rolled up our sleeves, and saw that we were about to have a hand-to-hand fight in the dormitory, the colonel coughed lightly, and Zhang Abacus immediately stopped talking and sat down obediently. I gestured my middle finger at the abacus and sat down.
couldn't see the excitement, the monkey and Huang Jie also sat down in disdain.
Ye Xiaolai continued: "Several of you are quite capable of fighting, although your strength is not as good as Chen Yaodong, but you are also famous within a certain range, and your strength and experience are excellent. There are so many masters, even Chen Yaodong didn't dare to make a mistake lightly, which is why he didn't dare to look for us a few days ago, and once Zuo Fei and 6 were left alone, they were immediately found by him. If you want me to see it, just you people, even if you don't need any plan, it will be easy to forcibly clean up Chen Yaodong. However, in order to make it easier, I still recommend that everyone have a complete set of action plans. ”
Ye Xiaolai took back the fan, spread a piece of white paper on the table, and wrote and drew with a pen.
"Zuo Fei, you go to Chen Yaodong alone first and propose to fight him alone. With Chen Yaodong's conceit, he will definitely agree to you, and then if you propose to go to the water room to fight alone, he will also readily agree. In this way, when he follows you into the water room, the Colonel and the monkey will flash out from behind the door, and they will both kick together, not on his back, but on his hind knee, or at least on his knees.
At this time, the big king and the little king rolled out of the groove under the pool on both sides, grabbed Chen Yaodong's arm, and dragged him to the ground. Zuo Fei, at this time, you have to turn around, pounce directly on Chen Yaodong's body, pounce to death, don't let him get up. Then, Huang Jie fell from the sky and stomped on Chen Yaodong's head. ”
With a few simple strokes, Ye Xiaolai sketched out the general shape of the water room, and there was a beam in the sky, where Huang Jie could hide.
"In this case, when Chen Yaodong came in, he couldn't see it alone, and this sneak attack would have to be decided." Ye Xiaolai took everyone's location into account, and it was quite cleanly hidden.
"What do you think of this plan?" Ye Xiao looked at everyone.
"Wait, where am I?" Zhang Abacus said confusedly.
"You're outside the door." Ye Xiao said: "After they start fighting, you can come in to help." ”
“…… Good, good. Zhang Abacus nodded and smiled awkwardly.
I'm directly happy, Zhang Abacus is a chicken rib but dispensable. Looking at this plan, I suddenly remembered the scene where we besieged Bi Fei in the gymnasium of No. 7 Middle School. At that time, Bi Fei was also notoriously difficult to beat, and the monkeys thought that this person was not easy to deal with. At that time, it was also a plan, and several people went up together to subdue him.
Ye Xiaolai's plan, which is equivalent to the high-level version of the siege of Bi Fei, was all unexpected.
The Colonel nodded: "Feasible." ”
The monkey continued, "This plan is good, and there is basically no room for him to fight back." But I wonder if Chen Yaodong yells loudly, will other students come to help him? ”
"That won't be." Zhang Abacus said with a smile: "If it's just you who go to beat Chen Yaodong, maybe other students will come over to help." But we're ...... Don't worry, no one dares to help him. ”
"Then I'm relieved. I wonder, when are we going to do it? "The monkeys are just as happy.
"Tomorrow morning, after two classes." Ye Xiao said.
"Why wait until tomorrow?!" I said anxiously. I really can't wait, I want to Chen Yaodong this afternoon. Since the plan has come out and everyone is there, why do it immediately?
"Because ......" Ye Xiaolai continued: "The combat effectiveness of the colonel, the king, and the king are not at their peak, I want them to rest and rest, after a night of recuperation, although they can't recover 100%, but they can still recover seventy or eighty."
Also, I noticed that Monkey and Huang Jie's eyes were dark, and there was also a look of sleepiness in their eyes, and when I told me about the plan, one of them yawned seven times and the other yawned eight, which means that they stayed up late last night and their bodies were not at their peak. So, they need to rest well, too. ”
I glared at the monkey and Huang Jie fiercely, when did this happen, they still went to the Internet café for the night, I was really heartbroken day by day.
"Don't mind, buddy, even if it's not at its peak, it's no problem for us to clean up Chen Yaodong." The monkey said immediately.
Ye Xiaolai shook his head: "That's not good, I have to make sure that everyone involved in the project is in the perfect state as much as possible." ”
The monkey spread his hands: "Okay buddy, I'll listen to you." ”
"Okay, so that's it, everyone has written down their position and how they shot, right?" After receiving an affirmative answer, Ye Xiaolai turned the white paper in his hand into ashes.
In this way, our first cooperation with the one-handed corps is about to begin.
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