Behind the house, across the stream.

No wind. The sun is shining, and everywhere you look is green.

The monkey drew three targets on three trees ten meters away, painted them with red paint - God knows where he got the red paint from? It feels like he's a jingle cat, and he can bring anything out for you.

The monkey said, "The shooting distance of the pistol is generally 50 meters, and you can shoot it from a distance of 50 meters, but if you want to practice accuracy, you should start from close range." Didn't I teach you how to shoot yesterday? Try. ”

“ok。” I picked up the gun, loaded it, and shot it out with a "bang".

I didn't hit the target, and I didn't know where it went, so I felt like the leaves next to me were moving. Huang Jie also shot a shot, and the effect was similar to mine, not only did he not hit the target, but he also had no idea where the bullet flew.

"Not bad." The monkey nodded.

"That's good?!" I glared: "It's not even next to the target, you actually said it's good?" ”

"I mean, the posture, the tempo, the mental state of mind when you first shot - okay, no nonsense. I'll teach you how to aim. "The monkey stood between the two of us and showed us both. In fact, everyone played with toy guns when they were young, and they more or less knew how to aim, so as soon as the monkey talked about it, we both understood.

"Okay, okay!" I can't wait to raise my gun again.

Aim, bull's-eye.

With a bang, the bullet went out, but to my shock, the bullet still disappeared. Other words. Not to mention the bull's-eye, not even the target is next to each other.

Huang Jie also hit out with the same "bang". But he, like me, didn't even face the target.

"No, I was aiming for it." I looked at my gun in amazement, "Is there something wrong with this gun?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" The monkey looked at me: "Bah three times!" ”

I quickly snorted three times.

"Guns have spirituality." The monkey said, "You have dismantled and reassembled it before, and you are already familiar with its construction, and you have been together for nearly a week, and you have even slept together." It has long regarded you as its master. If you say that, it will hear it and it will be sad until the next time you use it. It could really go wrong. ”

The theory of "......" monkey is something I have never heard of or seen.

I know that the monkey likes to tease, but his expression is so serious now. Every word is also very sincere, not like a joke.

"Oh......" I still can't understand or understand, so I have to sigh.

"Apologize to your gun." The monkey continued.

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded.

"Apologize." The monkey said, "To respect your gun is to respect yourself." ”

...... "I have nothing to say, I feel that the monkey seems to be particularly religious about guns, this is his attitude towards other weapons, what wooden sticks, machetes, etc., are used and thrown away." There was only a pistol, which he seemed to regard as a faith, just as Zheng Wu and Master Wu regarded fists as a faith.

I had no choice but to raise my pistol and say seriously, "Well, I'm sorry just now, I didn't mean to say you." You have no problem, you are good, you are great, you are my good brother and good partner, we will fight together in the future, I will never abandon you, and you will never turn your back on me, okay? ”

I felt that this scene was very funny and funny, and it felt that Monkey and Huang Jie seemed to be able to laugh out loud at any moment, holding their stomachs and laughing at me—isn't this what they often do, they often fool me! But no, they didn't laugh the whole time, they looked at me very seriously, very seriously.

Huang Jie even gently stroked his pistol, as if he was stroking his lover.

"Alright, let's move on." The monkey said, "The reason why you have taken aim, but you can't hit it accurately, is because the pistol has recoil, and the moment you release it, because of the recoil, your hand will also shoot upward, and the bullet will be very off." Therefore, in the process of shooting, it is most important to maintain the stability of the pistol, how stable your hand is, how accurate the bullet is! ”

Huang Jie and I nodded again and again, it turned out that this was the case.

"Therefore, holding a gun with one hand is definitely not as good as holding a gun with both hands and holding a gun with both hands to ensure the stability of the gun. In any case, if you can hold a gun with both hands, never with one hand! "The monkey gave us a demonstration.

"But when you hit Liu Yan and Liu Li's wrists, you were holding a gun with one hand." I say.

"Who said that?" The monkey said, "I didn't hit it." ”

“…… Forget it, when I didn't say it. ”

"Well, you guys have another shot."

I held the gun in both hands and aimed it at the bullseye on the tree, focusing on it with all my might, aiming at it accurately and holding it steadily.

"Bang".

Still nothing happens.

"This ......," I was shocked.

With a "bang", Huang Jie also fired a shot. Like me, nothing has changed.

"The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very backbone. Although you try to stay steady, you still can't control the recoil of the pistol. Hehe, if you can hit the target so quickly, then you guys are too talented......"

Before the monkey could finish speaking, Huang Jie fired another shot. With a "bang", the tree where the target was drawn suddenly splashed some skin.

“…… Dry. The monkey said.

"I seem to have got a trick up my sleeve." Huang Jie pondered.

"Bang bang......" The monkey fired several shots in a row, and all the bullets in the gun were discharged, and all of them hit the heart!

"Let's practice, practice until I get to this point, and then practice 20 meters, 30 meters, 40 meters...... There is no trick, any master with a gun is fed with bullets, and the more you hit, the more skilled you become. The monkey yawned and turned away.

Huang Jie and I glanced at each other and began to practice.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

We had guns on them, and our eardrums kept buzzing, so it's no wonder that those who practice guns on TV wear earmuffs, which can deaf their ears if they go on like this. But this is really a good place, there is no village in front of the village and no store in the deep mountains and old forests, no matter how you put a gun, no one will know.

Huang Jie and I shot after shot, Zheng Wu practiced boxing on the edge of the stream, and the monkeys cheered and cheered him next to him.

"Zheng Wu is so handsome, let's have another one!"

Zheng Wu happily gave him another one, and it was quite fun for the two of them to sing and harmonize.

If you think about it carefully, the monkey was still in a state of extreme decadence and depression two days ago, and he didn't eat or close his eyes for a day and a night, and no one knew what he was thinking or worrying about. But now, he was refreshed.

None of us knew why, and he didn't tell us.

The answer may or may never be known.

We spent the whole morning practicing guns and boxing. It is also very tiring to practice guns, and it is just that my hands and arms are sore, mainly because my ears can't stand it. The two of us practiced for a while, and we also had to take a break and watch Zheng Wu box. Later, the two of us also came up with a way to stuff some leaves into our ears, although the sound insulation effect is not very good, but it is much better than listening to the gunfire with bare ears.

At noon, we went back to eat, and in the afternoon we continued to practice, and I hit the tree several times. A day passed, Wang Yao didn't call us, and of course we wouldn't take the initiative to contact her.

In this way, we practiced guns and boxing during the day, and then came back to rest when we ate and slept.

Two days later.

It's still sunny and cloudless, and it's been a good day for many days.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" The continuous gunshots came, and it was Huang Jie and I practicing guns.

"Haha, there's fish in the stream!" Zheng Wu shouted happily. Mnemonic to find Ba.

Huang Jie and I turned around, and now Zheng Wu was walking around the stream with his trouser legs rolled, and suddenly bent down and caught a palm-sized fish out. Huang Jie and I were a little far away, and I couldn't see what kind of fish it was.

The monkey was jumping around in the stream, and God knows what he was doing.

"What are you doing, scaring the fish away!" Zheng Wu glared at him.

"I'm stepping on fish!" Said the monkey.

"Your sister, the fish is slippery, can you step on it? You've got to grab it with your hands! Zheng Wu taught him a lesson.

"Who said that?" The monkey stomped his foot, then bent down and caught a fish.

"......" Zheng Wu was speechless.

"Let's eat fish at noon!" The monkey yelled at us with the fish in his hand.

"Okay!" Huang Jie and I responded.

The time was almost up, and Huang Jie and I took back our guns and went into the stream to catch fish with them. Grabbing and grabbing, they started playing, splashing each other with water. "Hahaha......" everyone laughed happily, and got wet, and finally caught a total of seven fish, enough for us to eat.

We carried buckets of fish and walked happily back in the warm midday sun.

Far away from the hustle and bustle, away from the East City, such a happy time is probably a rare situation in our lives.

When we got back to the house, we got busy. Half an hour later, we had a fragrant fried fish.

"Monkey, you're really good at this level." I ate the fish and gave the monkey a thumbs up.

"Haha, little meaning, I used to have a friend who worked as a chef in a five-star hotel, and I learned a lot from him." The monkey was delighted.

We ate all seven fish with white rice.

Suddenly, I felt a little dizzy.

"What's going on?" I shook my head and looked at the monkeys, who were now swaying a little as well.

"What the hell!" I asked. Then I went limp, and I collapsed.

Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also fell, and our consciousness was still awake, but we had no strength in our bodies, no strength at all.

"Someone drugged the water we're cooking in!" The monkey also fell, but he barely managed to hold himself up with his arms.

Bones, bones.

Suddenly, there was a voice ahead.

We looked up and looked ahead in shock, two people came out of the woods.

One is Chen Yaodong, and the other is 6 leaves.

Chen Yaodong pushed 6 Li and walked towards us.

"Ouch, long time no see." 6 Li's face was full of smiles.

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