Actually, I don't know what the monkey is going to do, I guarantee that Huang Jie and Zheng Wu don't know what the monkey wants to do. But everyone just trusts the monkey, and when he tells us to stand up, we stand up. Let's go over, we'll go over, this trust and tacit understanding is honed over the past two years.

Han Qiang and a dozen of them gathered around a table, and the monkey walked over and patted a student sitting in front of Han Qiang, who immediately stood up, and the monkey sat down. A few of us stood behind the monkey, like monkey brothers.

The monkey smiled at Han Qiang, who remembered the monkey's name and called Brother Monkey. This guy is quite particular.

The monkey said, "When I saw you here, I came to say hello, but at noon you were in such a hurry that you didn't eat together." ”

Han Qiang also smiled and said Let's eat together? The monkey said okay, let's eat together. Han Qiang and Xiao Mao glanced at each other, probably not understanding what we were doing here. The monkey said again: "Don't think about it, even if Lin Ke'er is not the boss, we are still friends, if we have something, won't you help?" ”

Han Qiang said: "You are in the second middle school, report my name if you have anything." ”

"Brothers, we will be friends in the future!" The monkey gave a thumbs up.

After these few words, everyone's feelings relaxed, and there was no tension before. The monkey made two more jokes. made everyone giggle, and then the monkey made a mistake and opened his mouth to borrow five yuan from Han Qiang, Han Qiang was a little confused. So he paid five dollars to the monkey. Huang Jie also wanted to go up, but was stopped by me. The monkey happily pretended to be money, and arched his hand at Han Qiang and said, "Thank you, brother, let's meet again another day." With that, he got up and wanted to leave.

At that time, I was confused, and several of us were confused. I stopped the monkey and asked quietly, "What the hell, isn't it helping Ke'er get angry?" ”

"Isn't this out, I borrowed five yuan from him, and I definitely won't pay him back!"

“……”

"What's wrong with you?"

"Monkey, let me tell you, if you don't help Ke'er get angry, I'm not done with you today." I threatened him viciously.

The monkey sighed, so he had to turn around and sit down, and said to Han Qiang, "You can lend me a hundred yuan." ”

"......" This time it was Han Qiang's turn to be speechless.

I also gritted my teeth, if the monkey's so-called anger is to keep borrowing money from Han Qiang. Then I'm going to bite him to death. Han Qiang didn't borrow it, the monkey turned to look at me, the look seemed to mean that there was nothing to do, I glared at him fiercely, and threatened him with murderous eyes.

The monkey shuddered, turned back to Han Qiang and said, "Let's play a game." ”

Han Qiang asked what the game was, and the monkey pointed to the rice bowl in front of Han Qiang and said, "I can change this thing of yours at once." ”

Han Qiang looked down and said, "I really don't believe this." ”

"Hehe, why don't we make a bet?"

"How?"

"Bet all our money." The monkey said, "If I am gone, all your money will be given to me; If I don't change my mind, I'll give you all the money we have. ”

Han Qiang looked at a few of us, then at their people, and said with a smile: "Let's not say that I don't accept this gamble, this gamble is unfair first, there are only five of you, we have more than a dozen people, and we must have more money than yours......"

"Not necessarily." The monkey smiled, turned back to us and said, "Get all the money." ”

We have absolute trust in monkeys, so we immediately took out money, since a few of us are going to come to Xicheng so far away, of course, the cash on our bodies will not be less, all of them start with a thousand yuan, "pop" on the table, just me and Huang Jie, Zheng Wu, Ma Jie four people, there are a small 5,000 yuan, in this era when the living expenses of students are generally still 100 a week, the small 5,000 yuan is really a huge amount in the eyes of students.

I saw that Han Qiang's eyes were obviously brightened, Xiao Mao's mouth was even more open, and Gu Zhen began to swallow.

5,000 yuan, you can buy the latest version of an Apple mobile phone.

"Hehe, I haven't paid it yet."

The monkey said very pretentiously, and at the same time put his hand into his pocket, and after searching for a long time, he found a five-dollar note, which was still the five yuan that Han Qiang lent him just now. The monkey slapped the money on the table and said, "Well, it's a lot, isn't it?" ”

Although the monkey only took out five pieces, it was still a lot in general, and it still made Han Qiang's eyes shine.

"How's that, bet?" The monkey pulled the five thousand dollars back and forth.

"Okay." Han Qiang agreed, there are too few people who can resist this temptation after all.

Han Qiang and the people on their side also paid money one after another, and more than a dozen people scraped together less than 1,000 yuan, 100, 50, 20, and 10 yuan, which belonged to the normal level of students. A large pile of tickets were placed on the table, and Han Qiang firmly grasped the rice bowl in front of him.

"Come on, I'll see how you take my rice bowl away." Han Qiang gritted his teeth, and he was about to crack the rice bowl.

"Hey, hey, look good." The monkey took off his coat, spread it on the table, and covered Han Qiang's hands, the rice bowl, and the money on both sides. The monkey closed his eyes, rubbed his hands over his clothes, and muttered something in his mouth, and I listened closer, and now he was saying, "Joyful sheep and sheep lazily boiling sheep and sheep......"

Everyone looked at him nervously, and Han Qiang didn't blink his eyes, after all, if he wanted to change the rice bowl with his bare hands, then no one would believe it, right? But I'm still a little convinced, because monkeys know a lot of things, and it's not uncommon for them to know a few lesser-known magic tricks.

"Don't look at me as just a sheep!" The monkey suddenly roared, startling everyone. Then the monkey slowly picked up his coat, and the table was empty, and the rice bowl and the money were gone.

Everyone is stupid, even if I am mentally prepared, I am stupid.

Han Qiang's hands trembled in the air: "What...... What's going on......"

"It's funny." The monkey smiled, put on his coat and left, how chic and chic he was, and we followed him one after another, leaving Han Qiang and the others with a blank face.

Back at our table, we praised the monkey for being so handsome, Lin Keer was overjoyed, said that it was too relieved, and asked the monkey how he did it. The monkey shook his head and said, "I promised my master that this 'wonderful hand empty' must not be passed on!" ”

No matter how much we threatened and intimidated, the monkey just didn't say anything. That's no way, everyone knows that magic can't be passed on lightly, and it is said that wives can't say it. If we don't say it, let's not say it, let's get our money back.

The monkey said, "No, the money is gone along with the rice bowl......

Where can we swallow this breath, and immediately surrounded the monkey and beat him, and finally made him take out the money, but we still don't know where Han Qiang's rice bowl went.

After eating, we haven't officially entered the class yet, and the head teacher asked us to go to class again the next day, so we had to separate from Lin Keer, she went to self-study at night, and we went back to the dormitory, washed up and prepared for bed-sleep fart, the monkey made such a fortune today, and he didn't give us a share, how could he do it without knocking him? At our forced request, the unwieldy iron monkey finally became generous, bought us wine and food, set up a table in the dormitory, and began to drink.

Today is our first day in Xicheng, and in general it is quite smooth, although Lin Keer was forced to abdicate, this matter is not very troublesome to solve, so everyone is in a good mood. Especially me, I have been worried for the past two years, and I didn't see Lin Keer's previous worries, and I was always worried that she still held a grudge against me. Now that we have met, it is much better than I expected, Lin Keer is not as difficult to get along with as I thought, and it is not as extremely terrifying as Wang Yao thought.

So, be optimistic in life.

"I wish we can take Xicheng smoothly and eradicate the spark!" The monkey holds up the cup.

"Take Xicheng and eradicate the spark!" A few of us raised our glasses and touched them in the middle of the table.

When we put down the cup, everyone except the monkey "", Han Qiang's rice bowl actually appeared in the middle of the table, and his leftover food was still in it.

"Hey, what's going on?" The monkey also holds garlic.

We were crying wolf, and I wanted to kneel down for the monkey, and I really wanted him to tell me how the hell I did it. But the monkey just didn't say anything, Huang Jie grabbed Han Qiang's rice bowl and threw it outside the window-you see this grumpy.

"If you can turn the rice bowl back into a rice bowl, I'll give you a dog bark on the ground." Huang Jie said indignantly.

At this moment, with a "bang", the rice bowl really flew back and landed on the ground of the dormitory.

"......" everyone was stunned, even the monkeys were stupid. Stay in the trenches.

"Plop", Zheng Wu knelt down for the monkey: "Immortals, you take me as an apprentice......

There was a scolding outside: "Throw something......"

We continued to drink, chatting while drinking, and the little days were called a moisturizing. I don't know how long it took, but it seemed like it was a night of self-study, and there was a noisy sound in the corridor outside. After a while, the door to our dormitory opened, and six or seven students walked in singing, and they were all stunned when they saw us.

A few of us were drinking to the point where we ignored them and continued to drink. They watched for a while, and then they didn't speak, but what they should do. After a while, 66 continued to return three or four students, and counting us, the sixteen people in this dormitory were all there.

There are a lot of people, and the dormitory is also chaotic, with people coming in and out from time to time. A few of us were drinking happily, so we didn't care about them, we should laugh and laugh. For a while, the dormitory was empty. After a while, they came back together and walked straight to our table.

The leader has a shaved hair, and he looks quite "pricked", and he is probably the boss of this dormitory.

"Brothers, it's quite moisturizing, do you know the rules?" As soon as he came, he looked at us gloomily.

Huang Jie stood up, picked up a bottle and opened it on his head.

With a "snap", the bottle fell apart.

"Get out!" Huang Jie said.

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