610 Don't spank me in the future
I said your sister, look at what you searched, I'll travel with this money.
The monkey said it wouldn't work either. I can't buy the four heroes of Xicheng, I said why?
The monkey said: "Didn't you just say that you wanted to secretly make a fire and let the four heroes of Xicheng and Han Qiang do it, isn't it a great opportunity now?" Xiao bought the four heroes of Xicheng, and the main purpose was to kill Han Qiang and others and occupy a place in the second middle school! So you shouldn't stop it, let alone buy the four heroes of Xicheng in advance and let them take advantage of the trend. When the two sides are almost finished, let's come out and clean up the mess, this is the real praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind! ”
I was stunned for a moment, and said I understand what you said, but after Xiao Wei bought the four heroes of Xicheng, the first step was to me! Stay on the island.
"So what?" The monkey asked.
I pointed to my nose: "Maybe my expression skills are not clear enough, I repeat, Xiao Wei's first goal is to do it, me." ”
"I know." The monkey said, "If you do it, we will do it, and if we don't do it, we will do it." Yes, Huang Jie. ”
Huang Jie nodded: "Yes, you should think about the overall situation, take a beating from you, and be happy for our family, right, Zheng Wu?" ”
Zheng Wu nodded: "Yes, yes, after they beat you, the plan can be carried out." We'll be able to reap the benefits of the fisherman, right, little daughter-in-law? ”
"That's not good, how can you let Feige get beaten......" Ma Jie said pitifully.
I almost burst into tears, and now I know who my real brother is. Only Ma Jie, only Ma Jie!
I picked up the ten bunches of mushrooms and hit them on the monkey's head, saying that you are shameless, and you will sacrifice me in order to plan smoothly...... The monkey hurriedly grabbed the mushroom. Say that if you want to fight, don't waste food, and then say, "Okay, it's funny, how can I really let you get beaten?" ”
Actually, I already knew. I asked him, "So what the hell do you think?" ”
The monkey said: "Zuo Fei, let me tell you, I know that you want to kill Xiao Wei now, but now is really not the time, he is the key to promoting this game now...... Don't worry, I didn't say that you would be beaten, don't I still have an intelligence department. Controlling his every move, if he wants to deal with you, I will definitely know in advance, and I will remind you when the time comes, just let you avoid in advance? ”
As soon as I thought about it, what the monkey said made sense, so I had to swallow this breath first. The monkey said: "It won't be too long, let's sit and watch what happens, and as soon as Xiao Wei and Sijie gain the upper hand, it's time for us to make a move." ”
I nodded, indicating obedience to the organization's arrangement: "Then you have any news to inform me, don't let me be beaten by them for no reason!" ”
"Don't worry."
"I can't rest assured!" I shouted.
After pulling the skin with the monkey for a while, my mouth felt dry, so I went to the fruit stand and bought a few apples. The old man looked at me, and as he weighed the apple, he said, "You took your revenge yesterday?" ”
I thought to myself, this old man is in charge, but I still said very politely: "Thank you uncle for your concern, my revenge." ”
"Oh, how?"
"...... "Damn, he's still quite gossipy, and most people probably have turned their faces a long time ago, but I'm still well-educated, how to say that my family's education is okay." I said, "Yesterday I rushed to their classroom with a water hose in a 1V5 and beat up the five of them. Uncle, do you care about me? ”
The old man smiled: "I saw your face radiant, and I knew that you were taking revenge, so I asked more, don't blame me." ”
"No, no." I smiled embarrassedly.
The old man called me apples and said three dollars and five, and when I was paying for them, the old man brought me a little orange: "There are injuries on my body, eating some of this is beneficial, rich in vitamins, can promote cell differentiation, and can also promote the formation of epithelial cells and collagen." ”
I was taken aback, and thought to myself that this old man knew a lot, could it be that he was a university professor. I don't know if what he said is true or not, but I quickly said thank you, thank you, and then took out the money again.
"No, I'll give you this."
"Why?" I asked.
"No why." The old man smiled: "Just thank you for being willing to talk to my bad old man." ”
At this moment, I thought of the old man in the forest hut, he was too lonely, and he was very eager to communicate with people, but the old man selling fruit in front of him didn't look like such a lonely person.
I smiled: "Uncle, if you are willing, I will talk to you every day." ”
I took the apples and oranges back, and as soon as I sat down, I was coaxed out by everyone, Huang Jie and Zheng Wu also fought because of the ownership of an orange, which made the old man and old lady in this row very happy.
In this way, several days passed, and the monkey kept bringing news, saying that Xiao Wei and the others had their first meal, played billiards for the first time, sang their first song, and went to take a bath together......
Their relationship is getting better and better, which proves that I am also becoming more and more dangerous.
But I don't care, there's a monkey radar here, but if there's any danger approaching, I can quickly avoid it. What, you asked me why the monkey didn't inform me in advance of the last time Xiao Wei hit me?
I also asked the monkey this question, and the monkey replied to me like this: "Ah, I thought you could handle it......"
I wanted to grass his aunt at the time.
Xicheng No. 2 Middle School is the last clean place in Xicheng, and the shadow of the monkey can still come in handy here, so let's be willful for a while. We should eat and drink every day, and run to the stall at the school gate if we have nothing to do, it is a dragon to eat and drink, cheap and affordable, we like to soak here very much, almost three meals a day can be done here, and those uncles and aunts are naturally getting more and more familiar. I also had nothing to do to buy a few apples and talk to the old man at the fruit stand.
Wang Yao still can't be contacted, and I'm embarrassed to call her with other people's mobile phones, I feel that she is in a free-range state for me now, and I must see if Lin Keer and I can make sparks again.
Again, I will prove myself with practical actions. Since the last incident, Lin Keer has also been much more indifferent to me, looking like she is business-like, she only gets together when she has something, and she doesn't come to me when it's okay.
During class, Tang Xiaoxuan was still quite afraid of me, I just accidentally glanced at her, which could make her shiver for a long time. Didn't you just spank her ass twice, wouldn't you?
It is said that she asked the head teacher to change the seat, but the head teacher refused, on the grounds that there were no vacant seats, and she did not dare to say that I had spanked her, so she had to give up. I know that her current shrinkage is temporary, and when Xiao Wei decides to do something to me, it is estimated that she will be able to her tail for several days.
One day I came back from outside and was about to take out my homework to write, but I found that my homework had been written, and the handwriting on it turned out to be Tang Xiaoxuan's. That's right, Tang Xiaoxuan and I are at the same table, no matter how unfamiliar you are, you know her words.
I looked at her curiously, and Tang Xiaoxuan said nervously, "I, I wrote it for you......"
"Why?"
"Don't spank me in the future......" Tang Xiaoxuan pouted, with tears in her eyes, and said pitifully.
My God, I scared her like this, it seems that Xiao Wei hasn't told her to find Sijie to clean up my business.
I said don't do this, if you don't provoke me, how can I spank you? Tang Xiaoxuan wiped her tears: "But last time I accidentally touched your book, you beat me ......"
"Hey, let's make it clear, it's nothing to touch my book, the main thing is that what you said is too annoying. Okay, don't cry, I'm not going to spank you in the future, okay? ”
"Well......" Tang Xiaoxuan pouted: "I'll help you fetch water, do your homework, and clean up your desk in the future......"
I can't laugh or cry, is this an extra maid? I said no, no, I'll do these things myself, if you really regret it, we'll be good in the future, after all, it's the same table, right?
Tang Xiaoxuan nodded: "As long as you don't spank me, it's easy to say anything......"
I'm directly happy, this shadow doesn't seem shallow. All of a sudden, I felt that Tang Xiaoxuan was very funny, and I was about to tease her, when I suddenly remembered Xiao Weilai again. I said, "Your boyfriend, maybe he's plotting against me again." ”
Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly shook his head: "No, if he has this idea again, I will definitely not allow it!" ”
I smiled and said it would be nice if that was the case. As a result, my relationship with Tang Xiaoxuan has eased a lot, and we still chat during class. What does this girl say, her temper is a little bad, and she likes to be self-centered, which is referred to as the princess's disease, but she is still a good person, more enthusiastic, and told me a lot about her past.
When class ended in the evening, Tang Xiaoxuan was very happy, and said Zuo Fei, let's go for supper, I'll invite you!
It's a good opportunity to bond at the same table, I said okay, but I'll invite you, the first time it should be a guy treated, but your boyfriend won't be angry, right? Tang Xiaoxuan said no, she had already reported to Xiao Wei.
I said okay, let's go. The two of us packed up our books and walked outside, Tang Xiaoxuan happily jumped in front like a deer, and said to me: "I used to think you were terrible, but now I think you are not bad." ”
I said that I was a good person, but you went too far at the beginning.
Tang Xiaoxuan took my arm and said sorry, let's get along well in the future. To tell the truth, a girl like Tang Xiaoxuan, who is a little beautiful, is still quite cute when she is coquettish, you know that she is coquettish and pretending to be cute, but you still can't help but like it (boys understand). Of course, I am no exception, I said okay, okay, let's have a good future good.
After coming to No. 2 Middle School for so many days, I really didn't expect that Tang Xiaoxuan, who was spanked twice by me, could become my first friend.
The two of us went downstairs and walked in the direction of the cafeteria. As I walked, I felt a vibration on my phone and a text message came.
It's the monkey coming: Xiao Wei is going to do it tonight.
I replied, "Okay, Roger."
Then put back the phone and looked at Tang Xiaoxuan, who was still smiling like a flower and happy next to him, and couldn't help but feel as cold as water.
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