“……”

"Take your mother." Wang Yao picked up an ashtray and smashed it on Miao Weicai's head, so frightened that Miao Weicai screamed, and arched directly under the table.

"What are you doing?" I hurriedly stopped Wang Yao.

"He's asking for money." Miscellaneous cloth.

"I'll come. I got it. I pulled Wang Yao away and bent down to pat Miao Weicai on the shoulder.

"A good man spares his life!" Miao Weicai trembled like a little chicken.

"Teacher Miao, I am Zuo Jianguo's son, and my father asked me to ......"

"Ah, you are Lao Zuo's son." Miao Weicai suddenly stopped shaking, stood up and sat on the chair, and looked at me up and down: "No wonder you are a little familiar, it turns out that you are carved out of the same mold as Lao Zuo." It's all so ugly. ”

"It's ugly to look at your mother......" I picked up the ashtray and smashed it on Miao Weicai's head.

"What are you doing?" Wang Yao stopped me again.

"Hey, hey, I'm kidding, I'm the same generation as your dad, you can't be so big and small." Miao Weicai pointed at me and said, "You put down the ashtray, put it down." ”

Damn, my dad is famously handsome, more than forty is still a flower, I am also famously handsome, although I have never been a school grass, but I have also been a class grass, he actually said that my father and I are ugly.

I held back my anger, put down the ashtray, and said, "My dad asked me to come to you and say that you are an expert in psychological counseling. ”

"That's of course, if I'm not an expert. No one in China dares to say that he is an expert. Miao Weicai, this guy is also a nose kicker, just praised him twice, his tail cocked, and then stared at me: "What psychological problems do you have." Say it out and listen to it, is it too much masturbation or is the sexual fantasy too strict? ”

"It's not me, it's her." I pulled Wang Yao over.

As soon as Miao Wei looked at Wang Yao, his eyes widened, and he helped his glasses. He lifted his glasses again. I couldn't help it, grabbed him by the collar, and said viciously: "Old pervert, this is my daughter-in-law, don't fucking stare at it." ”

"What do you say?" Miao Weicai pushed me away, pointed at Wang Yao and said, "You, are you Wang Hongbing's daughter?" ”

This question, Wang Yao and I were stupid.

"Yes." Wang Yao nodded.

"Hehe, Lao Wang's daughter, she really looks a little alike." Miao Weicai stood up. The posture is quite domineering, "Didn't you hit me with an ashtray just now?" You try to smash me again? Ask your dad if he dares to smash me! ”

"Uncle, it turns out that you and my dad are old acquaintances." Wang Yao laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, ask your dad, does he dare to smash me?" Miao Wei stretched his head over and pointed to his head.

"Uncle ......"

"Ask, you ask now! Don't ask clearly, I won't do this consultation! ”

Wang Yao had no choice but to call his father: "Dad, do you know Miao Weicai......

Miao Wei sat triumphantly on the chair, that fan, he is really a master, he knows my dad again, and he knows Wang Yao and her dad!

Wang Yao hung up the phone.

"How about it, ask clearly, does your dad dare to smash it?" Miao Weicai sneered.

“…… My dad said smash it casually, let me smash you. Wang Yao picked up the ashtray and pretended to smash it on his head.

“…… Okay, the joke is over, let's move on to counseling. Miao Weicai muttered in a low voice: "Damn, this old king is still so angry after so long......"

"That'...... Do you still want money? I asked.

"Yes, of course."

"How much?" I think this has to be asked clearly, this Miao Weicai doesn't seem to be very reliable.

"Hey, I'm an old acquaintance with your father, and I don't have any money, three hundred a minute!"

Wang Yao and I reached for the ashtray at the same time.

“…… Don't want money. ”

Although this Miao Weicai is unreliable, but because he was introduced by my father, I decided to let Wang Yao finish this consultation. If you want Miao Weicai to analyze the reasons, of course, you have to talk about Wang Yao's specific case, and if you want to talk about the case, of course, you have to talk about the cause and effect of the whole thing.

"It's a long story." I say.

"Hehe, I'm doing this, and all I hear is stories."

So I started talking about it in junior high school, first telling the story of me and Lin Keer, and then I talked about the story of Lin Keer and Wang Yao in No. 1 Middle School...... Before they could talk about the two of them going head-to-head, Miao Weicai fell asleep.

"Miao is blind!" I slapped the table.

"Ah, Sister Qiao, I didn't peek at you going to the toilet, I really didn't peek......" Miao Wei jumped up.

"Teacher Miao." I said, "I'm not done yet." ”

"Ah, you go on." Miao Wei turned out to be me and sat up straight again.

During the whole process, Miao Wei fell asleep three times, was woken up by me three times, and finally finished telling the story.

"How? Teacher Miao? ”

Teacher Miao yawned, picked out his eyes, and drank another sip of water before slowly speaking: "It's a bit like persecution paranoia......"

I glanced at Wang Yao, which means you see, Wang Yao didn't speak, and continued to look at Miao Weicai. Miao Weicai continued: "Two questions. First, you're a scumbag, oscillating between two girls, that's why today's situation is caused. ”

“…… Mr. Miao, just say the second question. ”

"Second, just from the case, it can't be determined that it is persecution paranoia, after all, you only described your vision, what you see must be what Wang Yao saw? Or, how do you know that girl really has no hostility towards Wang Yao? Robbing a boyfriend, even if you say you don't care, you will hold a grudge in your heart for a lifetime, right? ”

“…… So what do you mean? ”

"Let's do a quiz first." Miao Weicai took out a few pieces of paper from the drawer, "This is a question bank I made myself, which can measure a variety of mental illnesses, and if there is any problem, you can know it as soon as you test it." ”

I nodded, feeling that Miao Wei seemed to be more energetic when he became serious, and it was really because of his profession.

"Let's do the question." I said to Wang Yao.

"But ......" Wang Yao hesitated a little.

"Young man, you have to believe me, the questions above are all designed by myself, and each question points directly to your heart, you can do it!" Miao Weicai squinted his eyes and said.

"It's not appropriate, is it?" Wang Yao held up the pieces of paper.

It turned out to be a ** portrait of a fat woman, and if you look closely, isn't it Sister Qiao who lives next to it?

"Oops, I got it wrong." Miao Weicai hurriedly took back the portraits and handed Wang Yao a copy of the question again.

Miao Weicai, I'm sure you're peeking at Sister Qiao going to the toilet now!

What followed was a period of silence, and Wang Yao spent more than half an hour doing this set of questions. For example, at 12 o'clock in the evening, you were walking home alone, and a man in a coat suddenly appeared in front of you, what do you think he was wearing? A: Bra. B: Thong. C: Stockings. D: Short skirt.

What kind of mess is this?

After Wang Yao finished the question, he returned the paper to Miao Weicai, who checked the answers one by one, and wrote and drew on the white paper next to him from time to time, drawing a five-pointed star for a while, a moon for a while, and a sun for a while, and I didn't know what it meant.

"Alright." Miao Weicai put down his pen and looked at Wang Yao.

My heart became nervous, and Wang Yao looked at Miao Weicai very calmly.

"You don't have paranoia of persecution, everything you feel is real."

I was taken aback, and Wang Yao looked at me, this time it was her turn to be triumphant.

How can it be? I thought to myself, this guy is not reliable, right?

"But." Miao Weicai continued: "You still have other aspects of very strict mental illness. ”

I was taken aback again.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense." Wang Yao picked up the ashtray again.

This time, Miao Weicai was not afraid at all, and looked at Wang Yao very calmly: "Girl, the answer to this set of questions just now shows that you belong to the 'extremely dangerous person', and people like you will completely lose their ethics and reason when they get angry, and you can kill an entire city without hesitation!" ”

My heart "thumped".

Then, Miao Weicai looked at me again: "She likes you, she likes you very much." So, you have to take care of her and don't let her fall to that point. ”

Somehow, I didn't take it as a joke, and I nodded cautiously.

"Alright, let's go, I'm going to rest." Miao Weicai gave an eviction order.

Even so, I put down a thousand dollars and said thank you. Walking to the door with Wang Yao, he inadvertently looked back, and now Miao Weicai sneakily leaned on the wall again.

"......" is really a unique fetish, this unserious old pervert.

I closed the door, and Wang Yao couldn't wait to say, "How about it, you believe me now, right?" ”

“…… I think he's a bit unreliable, so let's change to a counselor. "To be honest, I can't believe it.

"Zuo Fei, why are you like this, let me come to see a doctor, I came, and finally made sure that I was not sick, you still don't believe me?" Wang Yao was indeed a little angry.

"Okay, let's not talk about that."

I was about to pull Wang Yao away, when I heard a crisp sound of "bang" from Miao Weicai's room, as if something had been broken, followed by Miao Weicai's exclamation of "ah". Wang Yao and I are both extremely sensitive to danger, and at the same time, we kicked out the door and saw Miao Weicai lying in a pool of blood on the ground, and the glass on the window was broken.

We rushed over, only to see that Miao Weicai's throat had been cut, and blood was constantly "spurting" out.

I was a little confused, and I didn't know what was going on.

"Teacher Miao, you hold on, I'll call an ambulance immediately!" I hurriedly grabbed Miao Weicai's throat, and the blood instantly stained my palm.

Miao Weicai took Wang Yao's hand and used his last strength to say, "Pass ...... Notify your dad...... Just say...... Star...... Starfire has appeared again......"

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