Then I lunged at him and threw myself in his back.

I rolled up a loud wind and swooped on the monkey's back. The monkey turned its head in horror.

"Don't"

"I don't want your sister!" I yelled, "I'm going to beat you to death today!" "

"Kill me, don't hit my bowl!"

But the monkey was already late, so I threw myself at him, and the bowl in the monkey's hand flew out uncontrollably, slamming on the ground with a "bang", and a bowl full of ramen noodles and soup were spilled on the ground.

"My face!" The monkey roared and pounced on the pile of debris, and pulled it twice with his hand in distress before turning around: "Zuo Fei, you waste food, I want to fight you alone!" "

"Come on, pick!"

The two of us jumped together and beat each other up like crazy. I hit him in the stomach with my knee, he knocked my elbow on my belly, and we both rolled on the ground, one moment I pressed on him, the next he pressed on me.

"You pay for my face!" The monkey roared and slammed my fist in the jaw.

"Compensation for your sister, why didn't you die?!" I slammed my elbow on his back.

"Damn, you're not happy that I'm not dead?!"

"Of course I'm not happy, I thought I could finally be the boss, but it turned out that your unlucky urge came back!"

"Ahh I misread you, Zuo Fei! "

", who's rare, you asked me to take care of everyone!"

I pinched the monkey's neck, and the monkey also pinched my neck, and we both pinched each other's faces and ears, and then swore at each other, each other's eighteenth generation of ancestors, he scolded me for being anti-bone, I scolded him for not dying, and scolded for more than ten minutes before stopping.

Scolding and scolding, I couldn't help it. Tears were pouring down.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Before the monkey could finish speaking, I slammed it and hugged the monkey's back tightly, tears streaming down his shoulders.

"It's good that you're not dead," I said.

"Hahaha, I'll just say you're not a bone-back." The monkey patted me on the back happily.

Lin Ke'er stood beside her, also silently wiping her tears.

At this moment, the Celestial Dragon and the Earth Dragon also walked in.

"Hey, you two haven't finished it yet," Tianlong was stunned in the middle of his words.

The monkey waved at him, "Hi." "

"Hell!" Tianlong shouted, turned and ran. In an instant, there was no shadow.

The earth dragon trembled: "Ghost ghost brother"

"I'm not," the monkey held out his hand to him.

"Ahh The earth dragon was also so frightened that he turned around and ran, and in an instant there was no shadow.

Me: ""

Monkey: ""

Lin Keer: ""

People in their sixties are still afraid of ghosts, so it's a mistake.

I couldn't care about the dragon and the dragon, so I pressed the monkey to the sand and asked him to explain to me in detail what was going on.

"I thought I was going to die." The monkey smiled: "Those last words I told you are really my last words, but later"

Time to pull back to this morning.

At that time, the monkey was riding a motorcycle and knocked Ma Dayan over, but Ma Dayan stood up again as if nothing happened. The monkey rushed over again, flicked his tail at the critical moment, and rushed out in the direction of the factory, and Ma Dayan was really fooled and ran after him - he suffered so much from the monkey. How could it not come along?

The monkey rode extremely fast, but he was afraid that Ma Dayan would not be able to keep up, so he deliberately slowed down a little to ensure that Ma Dayan was always at a distance of 2o-3o meters behind him.

The monkey walks through the factory, through the workshop, and finally to the entrance of the underground passage. I guessed right, the monkey was going to throw all those explosives in a big jar, and then die with Ma Dayan, blowing himself and him up to the western sky.

With a "whoosh", the monkey rode into the underpass, and Ma Dayan followed without saying a word. The monkey immediately threw the bag into a jar, and the explosives did not blow up as the monkey had imagined, but bubbled up in the water - not to mention, it was like lime powder, and a chemical reaction was created in it. The monkey knew it was about to explode, so he continued to ride forward, ready to crash headfirst into the wall in front of him.

The big eyes of the horse chased after him, and the monkey's motorcycle slammed into the wall.

The monkey closed its eyes.

With a "boom", more than ten tubes of explosives exploded at the same time, and the entire factory building suddenly turned into ruins, and Ma Dayan was naturally buried in it.

Monkey?

The monkey died.

The monkey thought he was dead.

When he woke up, it was pitch black all around, and he couldn't see anything, and he thought he had arrived in the underworld, and roared twice: "Where's the bull's head?!" Where's the horse face?! Come and detain Lao Tzu! "

No one responded, only a piece of echo.

The monkey sat up, and now the ground was full of water, and everywhere it was wet. He touched his body, and the flesh that appeared on it was all solid, not empty nor empty. He touched his face, touched his nose, touched his heart.

He was sure he wasn't dead, and he wasn't hurt except for a big bag on his head.

What's going on? He clearly remembered the earth-shattering "boom" sound, with his knowledge and experience, he knew that such a sound was enough to destroy an entire factory, and Master Wu did not brag, the power of this explosive should not be underestimated.

Ma Dayan is no matter how strong he is, no matter how brilliant he is, he will inevitably die in the ruins.

But what about himself, why didn't he die, he still stayed in this black hole space, could it be that he had cultivated into the incorruptible body of King Kong?

At this point, the monkey will not talk about it.

"Why?" I was anxious: "What the hell is that place?" "

The monkey looked at me: "Zuo Fei, we are brothers, right?" "

"Of course!"

"Then lend me five dollars."

""

"Don't borrow, don't talk."

"I had to shell out five dollars because I wanted to know what was going on.

The monkey got the money and continued to talk.

It's pitch black, but the monkey has a mobile phone and a flashlight on it.

The monkey took out his mobile phone and called up his flashlight, only to realize that he was in a very large cave, with cliffs up and down, left and right, but obviously they were all made of artificial axes. He swayed to the ground, and now the motorcycle was still there, staggering to its side. He looked behind him again, four or five meters behind him, there seemed to be a stone door, he walked over and pulled, the stone door opened, there was a sound of "bang, la", the monkey quickly jumped back, it turned out to be a large piece of rubble.

The monkey only looked at it for a moment and then understood.

It turns out that there is an underground passage inside the underground passage, which must be another escape passage built by Shi San, after all, he is doing such a business without asshole, and his heart is naturally very empty, in addition to building a three-story underground stone room, he also built this underground passage leading to the mountain, but the door is completely invisible, probably only Shi San and one person know. The monkey slammed into it on his motorcycle, touched the invisible stone door, and fell into the cave in the mountain.

Immediately afterwards, the explosives exploded, and an entire factory building was razed to the ground, burying Ma Dayan and the dead bodies that were raised by Shi San in the nutrient solution, all buried in the ground, and the monkey rushed into the escape passage built by Shi San by mistake, because of the huge explosion and collision force, the monkey fainted directly, and did not wake up until a long time later.

It can be said that the monkey's life was picked up!

It can even be said that this kid really hit the shit luck, and with a casual collision, he actually crashed into the escape passage of Shi San's secret cultivation.

The monkey sighed: "I really didn't expect that it was Shi San who saved my life." "

After the monkey was sure that he was not dead, he picked up the motorcycle and tried to make a fire, but he didn't expect to be able to fight, who said that the domestic product is not good, the domestic product is awesome! The monkey turned on the headlights and rode forward along the mountain pass, because the road was rough, there were a few falls on the road, and a river was crossed in the middle, in short, it was not easy to walk all the way.

By the time he got out of the cave, he was at the foot of the mountain.

"I wanted to call you, but I was so hungry that I had to come and have a meal first."

"Your mother!" I scolded: "You have time to watch the Son of Heaven, can't you give us a call?!" I put my hands in front of the monkey and said, "Look at it, look at it!" He grabbed Lin Ke'er's hands again, "In order to dig you out, we both became like this, if you call earlier, we can suffer less guilt, you conscienceless thing!" "

The monkey looked at my hand, then at Lin Keer's hand, and said in a daze, "Did you dig with your hands?" "

"Hey, you don't have to be too impressed."

"I'm so moved!" The monkey scolded, "Why are you two so stupid, why are you digging by hand, why don't you get an excavator?" Oh my God, how could I have these two stupid friends of you?"

Twenty minutes later, the monkey was beaten to tears by me, wiping his tears and eating the ramen that Moza had remade for him. And I was also beaten and cried by the monkey, and Lin Keer comforted me, touched my head and said Okay, okay, it's okay, he's playing with you

"Is there such a joke?" I sobbed and said, "Just hit me in one eye for a joke?" "

"You didn't knock out a tooth from me?!" The monkey jumped up: "You still knocked out one of my old teeth, do you know that I am going to rely on this old tooth for food?" "

Lin Keer persuaded for a long time before persuading both of us to go down: "Don't play with anyone in the future!" "

Lin Keer and I handled each other's fingers and ate a bowl of ramen each, after all, we hadn't eaten for a day. The monkey didn't die, I was in a good mood, I ate three bowls in one go, and called Tianlong, saying that the monkey was not a ghost, and asked him and Dilong to come back. After the two came back, they touched and pinched the monkey around him, and studied it for a long time before believing that he was really not dead.

"Don't talk to Huang Jie!" The monkey danced and said, "I'm going to scare them!" "

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