769 The monkey cries for the little madman

The crowd dispersed, and a student ran over with a basin with a steaming steam, apparently a basin full of boiling water. Nima. I can really think of any trick. With such a large basin of boiling water, Huang Jie's Huilong knife and my "iron finger" can't resist it, and there is no other way but to retreat!

The two of us jerked back, worried that this was just a basin, and that they were afraid that they would use more boiling water to attack. When the time comes, the boiling water will be overwhelming, so won't we...... Before I could finish thinking about it, a black shadow suddenly rushed out between me and Huang Jie, and hit us in the shoulders, almost knocking us both to the ground.

After a closer look, it turned out to be Zheng Wu who rushed out and rushed towards the student with the basin head-on for the latest chapter of the Interstellar Cannon Fodder Alliance.

"Don't!" I yelled, Zheng Wu's flesh and blood, how can he resist boiling water?

But seeing Zheng Wu's black shadow flashing, the speed of the whole person increased several times, like a vigorous cheetah walking through the forest. In the blink of an eye, he had already gone to the student's body, and before the student splashed the boiling water, Zheng Wu's huge fist was already attached to the student's ribs.

"Bajiquan bull; Collapse! ”

Zheng Wu spit out these words expressionlessly. The student's eyes were full of incredulity, and his mouth was slightly open, but he didn't have time to scream. And the whole person flew out.

With a "pop", the basin fell to the ground, and a basin of boiling water was also spilled on the ground, losing its due effect.

Boiling water spilled on the ground and overflowed Zheng Wu's instep.

With a "whoop", Zheng Wu screamed miserably, jumped up on the spot with one leg holding his scalded foot, and screamed "whoop" while jumping. The people in the entire corridor were dumbfounded, because Zheng Wu was too windy when he appeared just now, and now the result is too strange, so shocked that they don't know what to say.

Huang Jie and I also have a "......" expression, you say Zheng Wu can't pretend to be cool to the end? It's just halfway through the middle of this play, it's a shame to kill our people, what can we do if we endure it. Can you still burn him?

Only Xia Chao was still excited: "Brother Wu is so handsome!" "This guy who has never seen the world.

Zheng Wu hugged his feet, with a painful look on his face, and jumped in place, splashing countless water. The people around him were stupid, and no one reacted to what to do at this time.

It was Zheng Wu who reacted first, and finally realized that he looked too wolf, so he put his foot down suddenly, and then punched the wall next to him fiercely.

With a "bang", a small pit of a few centimeters was suddenly smashed out by him, and the lime powder fell to the ground with a bang. Everyone gasped, it was hard to imagine what it would be like if this fist were smashed on a person's body.

"Who else?!" Zheng Wu glared fiercely at the people around him.

Not a single one dared to take the lead.

At the same time, the sound of "la" sounded in the dormitory, and the monkey dragged the little madman who had fainted out of the middle between me and Huang Jie. With a "snap", the little madman was thrown in the corridor, and everyone looked at the little madman covered in blood, and Rao was the most fierce and bold student who couldn't help but palpitate.

The monkey's foot stepped on the little madman's head, and said hatefully: "You took my five dollars and still don't admit it, you deserve it!" ”

The monkey is pretending to be crazy to the end.

Aren't you little madman known as the craziest and claimed to have no logic? Then I'm crazier than you and more illogical than you! You smashed my dorm room, I'm not angry? But you took five dollars from me, and I'm so angry!

The monkey was so frustrated, and several of us took turns to show amazing strength, and also injured many of their brothers, so naturally no one dared to come up and rush at the moment.

"Tomorrow before twelve o'clock at noon, return my five dollars, or I will make your little madman a little fool." The monkey dropped a cruel sentence without logic, and then withdrew his feet and walked towards our dormitory, and the rest of us followed.

There were dozens or hundreds of students in the corridor, and no one dared to touch us, but they all made way for us.

Back in the dormitory, Ma Jie had almost cleaned up, but the broken glass could not be repaired for the time being, so we discussed whether to go to the hotel for the night.

"By the way, Brother Monkey, I found five yuan when I was packing up the futon just now, isn't it yours?" Ma Jie stood up and spread out his palm, on which was a crumpled five-dollar sheet.

"Found it!" The monkey jumped up, grabbed the five yuan in Ma Jie's hand, and said excitedly: "It's still there, tomorrow morning's meal money has been settled!" As he spoke, he kissed the five dollars in his hand violently, feeling that it was similar to his father.

Several of us were petrified, and it turned out that the monkey really lost five dollars......

Zheng Wu suddenly said: "Since your five yuan is still there, then haven't you wronged other people's little madmen?" ”

"yes!" The monkey stamped his foot and hurried outside.

At the same time, a group of people were about to carry the seriously injured little madman to the hospital, and happened to pass by the door of our dormitory. The monkey rushed out, startling everyone, and thinking that the monkey was going to hit them, one of the students sat directly on the ground. The monkey grabbed the little madman's hand and said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, brother, I found my five dollars, it turns out that you really didn't take it, I wronged you." Can you hear me? I'm sorry to you, can you hear me? Brothers? Brothers? ”

The little madman opened his faint eyes, humming and chirping angrily, and it was estimated that he had the mind to slap the monkey to death with a brick. The monkey held the hand of the little madman and said bitterly: "Brother, you have been wronged, you were stabbed seventeen times by me for no reason, why do you say that your life is so bitter?" When he said the last few words, the monkey's tone was elongated and very rhythmic - if you have heard the crying and mourning in the northern countryside, then you must be familiar with this tone of the monkey.

没错,猴子就跟哭丧似的,一把鼻涕一把眼泪地说:“我的好兄弟啊啊啊你咋就那么惨啊你丢下我就走啦啊啊啊”要疯就疯到底,猴子实在太有敬业精神。 The crowd carrying the little madman walked and didn't stand, which was called an embarrassment.

Seeing this, Huang Jie also rushed out, grabbed the other palm of the little madman, and sang in a sad tone: "The vast world is my love, and the flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green mountains."

As soon as the two sang and harmonized, many students came out to watch. I suddenly had the feeling that they weren't pretending to be crazy, but that they were really crazy...... Seeing that the two of them were having a good time, Zheng Wu couldn't help but want to go out, so I quickly grabbed Zheng Wu, we can't all go out and be embarrassed, right......

The little madman looked at them, his mouth slightly open, his lips trembling slightly, as if he had something to say.

"What did you say?" The monkey asked.

The little madman opened his mouth a few times.

"You be louder, I can't hear you!" The monkey roared.

The little madman opened his mouth a few more times.

"Damn, stop singing, my brother is talking to me." The monkey pushed Huang Jie, who was still singing, and Huang Jie had to calm down, and then the monkey put his ear to the little madman's mouth.

"Say, I'm listening, what are your last words to explain?"

After a moment, the monkey raised his head, and his face was already full of anger: "You fucking stupid, get out of here!" ”

A group of people were relieved and hurriedly carried the little madman away. And in the dormitory, I almost didn't laugh crazy, when I imagined that the little madman trembled and said the word "stupid", I couldn't help but want to roll on the spot, this little madman is really a strange thing, being stabbed like this and talking fast, this bastard in the new city is really untamed, very distinctive!

Zheng Wu said with a confused face: "Why does the monkey call him stupid? ”

The windows of our dormitory are not glassy, how can we sleep in the middle of the night in this cold winter? I was going to go to the hotel outside, but the monkey was too lazy to move, so he shrunk into the bed, saying that he could stand it, and that he would sleep here—couldn't he stand it, when he was in the East City, he lived in the abandoned building, and lived without heating in the winter.

But a few of us couldn't stand it, and after discussing it, we ran to the little madman's dormitory with a cone driver or something, removed their windows completely, installed them in our dormitory, and then fell asleep.

The next day, the news of our beating up of the little madman last night had spread throughout the school, and our deeds had spread through various versions, and we were once again the hottest topic of conversation in the whole five. We didn't take advantage of this momentum to clean up the small ** and three bowls of wine, firstly, people did not offend us, and secondly, what we wanted was to gather and aggregate, unite and unify, not to fight and oppress. Violence is only a means to an end, not an everyday act.

When I came to the classroom, everyone in the class looked at me, and I was used to being the center of attention, so I didn't feel uncomfortable, and I sat down with my head held high. As soon as he sat down, Zhao Caiying next to him said, "Are you fighting again?" "Estimate the death.

When I look at Zhao Caiying's face now, I am angry and disgusting, and his sissy movements and tone make me even more annoying. And this guy doesn't have an Adam's apple yet, and his skin is whiter and more tender than a girl! I scolded directly: "What's the about you?" ”

"Zuo Fei, you're too much, I'm doing it for your good!" Zhao Caiying threw his stationery box on top of me.

The anger that has been accumulating for many days explodes at this moment, to be honest, I don't want to compete with ordinary students, but today I won't be surnamed Zuo if I don't clean up this idiot!

"Get out of here!" I grabbed Zhao Caiying by the collar and dragged him out.

"You let go of me, let go of me!" Zhao Caiying clapped my hand vigorously.

I ignored him and dragged him out of the classroom. Before class, there were many people in the corridor, so I dragged him to the water room again. Zhao Caiying's cry attracted the attention of countless people.