781 Flower butterfly skillfully fights three bowls of wine
Of course, Sanwan Wine knows that we defeated the little madman and forced away the little **, and he also knows that a few of us are popular fried chickens in the fifth middle school, but he still dares to talk to us like this, this is the style of the bastard in the new city!
Rather die. No drop!
The monkey looked at the three bowls of wine. said seriously: "We are not joking, and we are not hysterical, we just want to take you as a little brother." "
Sanwanjiu's cheeks twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Where did you get so much confidence?" "
The monkey smirked: "Because we are better than you." "
"Hehe, not necessarily, right?" As a practitioner. This is the kind of thing that is most unpleasant.
"Alright, let's take a gamble." The monkey pointed to a few of us and said, "Here people, you can pick any one to fight, as long as you can beat one of them, we will all be your little brothers?" Conversely, if you can't beat any of them. Then you will obediently be our little brother and let us send you, do you have the courage to do so? "
Sanwan of wine gasped and looked at a few of us cautiously, while we all looked at him with a smile on our faces, and even Zhao Caiying laughed and said, "You pick me, I'm a girl, maybe it's better than them." "
Any man can't stand such a provocation, not to mention that Sanwan Wine is still a practitioner, so he immediately said: "Okay!" "
Okay, welcome to the set.
Three bowls of wine followed us out of the classroom, and his brother tried to follow us, but he stopped him.
Before going out, the monkey bowed to the teacher who was lecturing again: "Sorry to disturb you, please continue." "He's a good boy. We came to an empty classroom with miscellaneous items. It had been uncleaned for too long, a layer of dust had accumulated everywhere, and the back half of the classroom was littered with broken desks and chairs.
"Hey, I've heard you have to drink three bowls of wine before you fight." The monkey said as he measured the size of the open space with his foot, leaving a long footprint on the dusty concrete floor.
"You don't have to worry about that." Three bowls of wine took out a silver-white metal wine jug from his waist, unscrewed the lid and poured a few sips, he was really a drunken guy.
"Good, now you can pick an opponent." The monkey spread his hand and pointed at us.
Now, I understand why the monkey didn't let Xia Chao and Ma Jie follow.
Everyone looked at the three bowls of wine with a smile. The three bowls of wine swept over us one by one, sifting and considering. I don't know what others think, but I'm still quite nervous in my heart, it's not that I don't have confidence in myself, it's just that I don't know the strength of Sanwan Wine, I'm worried that if he chooses me, and I accidentally lose, then everyone will become his little brother!
But then again, since the monkey dares to make such a bet, it means that he is still sure, at least he knows that Sanwan Wine is not our opponent to dare to do this, right? I comforted myself with this in my heart, and I couldn't help but let out a long breath.
What's more, three bowls of wine may not necessarily choose me, maybe he happens to choose Zheng Wu, with Zheng Wu's strength, he will definitely be able to settle him in minutes.
But just like the teacher randomly inspects the students in class, the more you don't want to be selected, the teacher will still draw you.
The eyes of the three bowls of wine finally fell on me, and my breathing couldn't help but become heavier.
Damn, what are you afraid of?
"I choose her!" Three bowls of wine pointed at Zhao Caiying and said.
I thought about a big slap in the face, why do you choose Zhao Caiying, what do you think I'm doing!
"Hehe, you have a good eye, you picked the best one among us!" The monkey applauded: "Flower butterfly, it's up to you!" "
The monkey's little mouth was sweet, and immediately made Zhao Caiying happy.
Zhao Caiying walked out lightly, hooked his hand at the three bowls of wine and said, "Come on, come on, let my aunt clean you up." "
The three bowls of wine glared at Zhao Caiying fiercely, and then took out the wine jug and poured a big sip, and then threw the wine jug, and rushed towards the three bowls of wine "obliquely" - that's right, I didn't use the wrong adjective at all, he really rushed over diagonally, the whole person was oblique, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, more oblique than the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and it looked like it was almost touching the ground, but he didn't fall down, but quickly came to Zhao Caiying's body, and punched Zhao Caiying's waist in a very tricky and weird posture.
I couldn't help but gasp, I really hadn't seen such a weird fist as three bowls of wine, and I couldn't help but be a little worried about Zhao Caiying. Zhao Caiying grinned, the laughter turned tactfully, and with a light jump, the black figure floated behind the three bowls of wine like a fallen leaf, and then struck the back of the three bowls of wine with a fluttering palm. Zhao Caiying has a slender figure and a light body, and this action is beautiful, and everyone who sees it is swaying and full of praise.
The three bowls of wine bowed their heads suddenly, and their whole body seemed to be attached to the floor, and Zhao Caiying's palm struck the air and pushed it over the back of the three bowls of wine. And the three bowls of wine did not fall, but stood up magically again, and smashed Zhao Caiying's back with a soft punch. Zhao Caiying kicked the ground on his toes, and the whole person moved away, and slapped the shoulder of the three bowls of wine lightly. This slap finally hit, and the three bowls of wine flew straight out.
"Good!" I couldn't help but scream.
When the three bowls of wine were about to hit the ground, their bodies swirled like floating leaves on the river, and they didn't fall down, but stood up again, just like a tumbler. At the same time, Zhao Caiying had already rushed over, slapping several palms on the body of the three bowls of wine in succession, each palm looked light, but each palm had a hidden murderous intent.
The body of the three bowls of wine was tilted left and right, and it really rotated back and forth like a tumbler, causing Zhao Caiying's every palm to fall short. Zhao Caiying's posture is as elegant and agile as duckweed, but the body of the three bowls of wine is as sticky as mud, no one can catch anyone, no one can beat anyone, and he is really going to meet a good talent and an opponent in chess!
"What kind of kung fu is this?" I asked in amazement.
The encyclopedia Sun Gusheng immediately explained the confusion for us: "Drunken fist." Drunken boxing is a kind of boxing that imitates the movements of drunken people, watching stumbling and swaying, in fact, the step is not drunk, the shape is not drunk, the combination of rigidity and softness, ups and downs are light, and Zhao Caiying's Caiying palm does have a fight. "
My God, I am so big in China, there are many talents, there are all kinds of boxing techniques, and there are drunk people who come to practice boxing, which is really eye-opening for me. If I hadn't followed the monkeys, how could I have seen these things? I guess I still study hard every day, thinking that kung fu is only stored in the deep mountains and old forests or in TV dramas. Estimate the central planning of the village.
I didn't expect that there were two masters hidden in the little five, which should be a rarer thing than winning the five million jackpot, right?
But then again, I haven't seen it before, so it doesn't mean that there is no more, what if people like to hide their figures? Maybe there are ten or eight hidden in Dongcheng No. 1 Middle School, and maybe the owner of the small store has a stunt, and at 12 o'clock in the morning, he will act chivalrous with his face covered.
Zhao Caiying and the three bowls of wine were quickly entangled together, countless dust danced with it, and we covered our noses one after another, the kind of falling flowers and snow during the master competition on TV are all fake, in reality, there is only the dust that chokes people to death!
Zhao Caiying couldn't beat the three bowls of wine, and after adjusting the three bowls of wine for a while, he also began to take the initiative to attack, although the drunken fist hung a fist word, but his hand was picking, grabbing, pinching, or pinching, completely eclectic.
"Persuade you to have a glass of wine!" The three bowls of wine suddenly recited a poem, bent his palm, made a cup, and pinched Zhao Caiying's chin.
"Get out, my aunt doesn't drink!" Zhao Caiying kicked out hard.
The three bowls of wine fell backwards like mud, and then stood up magically from another angle.
"If you don't drink it, you have to drink it!" Pinched Cho Chae-young's chin again. Zhao Caiying is really out of luck this time, seeing the hand of the three bowls of wine handed over, my heart also hangs, and I saw Zhao Caiying open his mouth violently and bite the fingers of the three bowls of wine.
"Ahh "
"What do you care about me?!" Zhao Caiying pounced again, pushed out her palms at the same time, and slapped the chest of the three bowls of wine.
The three bowls of wine jumped suddenly, and they read in their mouths: "If you want snow in the evening, can you drink a glass?" The two hands crossed and merged, and hit Zhao Caiying's head hard, which seemed to be a big move. I was about to shout to be careful, but I saw Zhao Caiying suddenly step on the foot of the three bowls of wine, and actually stepped on him from mid-air.
"Drink your sister!" Zhao Caiying slapped his palms again.
The three bowls of wine were halfway through the trick of "I want snow in the evening, I can drink a cup of nothing", and it was inexplicably broken by Zhao Caiying, seeing that Zhao Caiying came over again, he hurriedly tried to dodge the old trick again, and his body leaned to the side like a tumbler.
But.
Ay?
Why can't you lean it?
Sanwan looked down and was shocked to find that Zhao Caiying was still stepping on his feet.
"I don't drink!" Zhao Caiying slapped his palms on the chest of the three bowls of wine, and forcibly knocked the three bowls of wine out. The three bowls of wine rolled to the ground with a "bang", and spit out two mouthfuls of blood with a "wow". The three bowls of wine were obviously not convinced, and ran over again with a kick, their bodies still stumbling and swaying, but the speed was extremely fast.
"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date!" The three bowls of wine bent their arms, and a strange and ghostly fist made the general out.
"Who's going to go on a blind date with you!" Zhao Caiying snorted, stepped on the feet of the three bowls of wine again, and knocked the three bowls of wine out with a light palm.
With a "wow", the three bowls of wine spit out the third mouthful of blood, and the three bowls of wine became three mouthfuls of blood.
"Although the name of drunken boxing is fist, the footwork of 'form drunk and not drunk' is the most important. The weirder the footwork, the more punches you can do as you like. So the trick to restraining drunken boxing is to master the opponent's footwork, but someone like Zhao Caiying who restricts the opponent's footwork by stepping on his feet, also, there is really no one before or since, and probably only a quirky girl like her can think of it," the monkey explained with a smile.