When I woke up the next morning, the weather was fine, the sun was shining on the windowsill, and the spring was full of spring outside the window. Birds chirp.

"Get up!"

I screamed. Everyone sat up one after another, Huang Jie was still yawning, Zheng Wu had already hung upside down on the bed rail, and sat up with a group of fifty sit-ups every morning. At this moment, the dormitory door was slammed open, and the monkey stumbled in. He looked tired, as if he had just experienced a big battle, and he couldn't even stand on his feet.

"What's wrong with you?" I jumped up in surprise and grabbed him, what the hell happened last night?

"I'm so tired," the monkey fell on my shoulder: "I scolded a Hunan man for five hours last night, and they Hunan people don't distinguish between 'Nele', and I can't do it in a hurry." I taught him Mandarin for a long time, he was still not convinced, and scolded me for being 'Li Paralysis', I said that it was not 'Li Paralysis' but 'You Paralysis', and 'You You' was not 'Le Yili', and taught him for a long time, I was really tired of it, and the pronunciation of Hunan people is as worrying as Fujian people, and the popularization of Mandarin in our country needs to continue to develop. Alas, what will I do if the motherland leaves me?"

Before he finished speaking, I threw him onto the bed, went up and grabbed him by the throat: "Are you mistaken, there is going to be a big battle tonight, and you still go to the Internet café for the night?!" "

"It's because of the big war that I went to charter the night." The monkey looked aggrieved.

"Why?" I drove it a little easier, maybe he had his reasons.

"Because I'm nervous."

"Your sister" I pinched tighter: "You are not nervous when you kill horses and big eyes, but you are nervous when you beat two little mice?" "

Pinching and pinching. I found that the monkey was asleep, sleeping peacefully.

"It's okay, let him sleep, and only fight at night." Huang Jie got out of bed, put on his shirt with his gloves, buttoned the shirt one by one, and covered all the lumpy muscles on his body little by little, then walked over and groped around with the monkey for a while, and finally found a pack of cigarettes and took one in his mouth. Hand me another one.

"It's not easy to smoke one of his cigarettes." Huang Jie said.

"Yes." I nodded and took a hard puff, monkey smoke is good to smoke.

Then we continued to touch his pockets to see what else we could find, and of course we didn't let go of him. The main reason is that the monkey is too mysterious, usually like a jingle cat, anything can be conjured, this is a rare opportunity to explore the secrets of his body, maybe there is really a different dimensional space on his body. In the end, we only managed to find a few five-dollar bills, two colored yo-yos, and a crumpled piece of gum, and then there was nothing.

We stuffed the yo-yo and gum back and divided the money evenly. Zheng Wu saw it and said that we had no conscience, so he ran over and grabbed five yuan.

We went to class after we washed up, leaving the monkeys alone in the dormitory to sleep.

There was nothing to do in the morning, everyone went to class step by step, and the whole school was in harmony, as if no one knew the big battle that was coming in the evening. When we went back to the dormitory at noon, we brought a piece of fried rice to the monkey, and the monkey was excited like something, and kept praising us for being good brothers with righteousness.

After eating, the monkey said that he wanted to recuperate, and lay down on the bed again, completely unaware that his money had been lost.

There was nothing to do in the afternoon, but Zhao Caiying became more and more excited, saying that she had never participated in a melee of this scale when she was so old, and it was really a long time to follow us. Zhao Caiying kept looking at her watch: "Why hasn't it arrived yet, why hasn't it arrived yet!" "

After a while, he said, "It's coming, there's still 21,658 seconds!" "

I stayed up until the evening, and before I started self-study, I stood in the hallway and called the monkey to see if he was coming to class.

"Nope."

"Why don't you come yet?"

"I lost my money, I'm looking for it in the dormitory, it's obviously in my pocket, is it lost when I sleep? I'll go when I find it, don't worry. "

"Your sister, don't look for it, come quickly, I'll make it up for you!"

"Great, thank you, little local tyrant, I'll be there soon!"

I hung up the phone, and as soon as I turned around, the monkey stood behind me and said with a smile: "A total of 158 yuan, thank you." "

"Get out, it's fifteen in total, it cost you seven yuan to buy fried rice at noon, and now there are eight pieces left, you can take it." I put a piece of five and three pieces into the monkey's hand, "Go back quickly, the little ** and the little madman are coming soon." "

Back in the classroom, the class bell rang just in time.

Zhao Caiying became more and more excited, and pulled my arm to say if it was too soon. I said yes, it's coming soon. Zhao Caiying asked again, when will she go to change her clothes. I said don't worry, it's not too late to change when the fight starts. Zhao Caiying was itching all over her body, scratching her head for a while, and touching her legs for a while. The scuffle of hundreds of people, that was no joke, no wonder she was so excited.

There is still no teacher watching the evening self-study, a small number of students are reading, most of the students are chatting, and the classroom is always in a buzzing sound. I look at the time, it's about to start Xiao **'s action plan, and a person like him who is good at planning and coordinating is an absolute time keeper, and he won't be a minute late, nor a minute earlier.

"It's your turn, it's your turn." Zhao Caiying shook my arm excitedly while looking at my watch.

"I know, don't shake me, I'm going to vomit!"

"Really, not my child!"

"What a mess?

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door of our class.

"Knock knock."

The classroom fell silent instantly, and Zhao Caiying stared at the door with burning eyes. After a while, the door was pushed open, and a petite girl with big eyes and long hair stood outside the door, and said weakly, "Is Zuo Fei here?" "Estimate the blood of the beans.

All the students in the class looked at me.

Zhao Caiying grabbed my arm and said excitedly, "You have a good fortune." "

I stood up: "What's the matter?" "

"Can you come out, I have something to look for you." The petite girl said.

"Hmm" There was a low commotion in the class, although most of the people in this class didn't dare to mess with me, but it was okay to make some innocuous jokes with me.

For example, now, a little beauty has come to me, this kind of thing has always attracted attention in the class, of course, everyone refuses to miss the opportunity, some eyebrows are dancing, some are talking to each other, some are whispering, and some are looking at me with envy.

I thought to myself, you are envious, this is a trap, a big trap.

"Okay." I nodded and walked out the door.

When passing by Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang suddenly said: "Zuo Fei, what a blessing, such a beautiful girl!" I looked back at him, and he was smiling. I knew what he was happy about, so I smiled at him, and walked out of the door, the girl took a step back, I looked at the corridors left and right, there was no one, and I was just about to close the door and talk to her again, Zhao Caiying suddenly ran out in a hurry.

"What are you doing?" I looked at her in amazement.

Zhao Caiying ignored me at all, but looked at the girl and said, "What are you looking for Zuo Fei?" "

At that time, I was stunned, this was not in the plan, what did this girl want to do, steal the show? The girl blinked: "You are?" "

"I'm Zuo Fei's tablemate, Zhao Caiying!" Zhao Caiying said with her head held high.

I'm sure, this girl is out to steal the show, she sees that she has too few scenes in the counteroffensive plan, and she is the last to appear, so she forcibly adds drama and drama to herself! I looked at Zhao Caiying speechlessly, thinking to myself, auntie, let's go quickly, aren't you here to stir up the situation, but our plan has been delayed!

"I'm looking for Zuo Fei, not Zuo Fei's tablemate." The girl was still smiling.

"It's the same with me." Zhao Caiying pushed me away and looked at the girl seriously.

I'll it, what should I do, is there any good way to send Zhao Caiying back?

At this moment, Da Zhuang suddenly walked out of the door, took Zhao Caiying's arm and said, "Caiying, people are looking for Zuo Fei, so don't interfere." With that, he dragged Zhao Caiying into the classroom. I shouted hello in my heart, but I didn't expect Da Zhuang to play a role at the critical moment, and I felt that I had fallen in love with this big man.

"Hey, hey" Zhao Caiying didn't want to go back, and she didn't dare to show her strength, so she had to be forcibly dragged back by Da Zhuang.

I closed the door before I asked the girl, "Is there anything you want me to do?" "

"My name is Chen Xuan, I am a girl from the next class, I like you a lot, I want to chat with you, I don't know if it's okay?"

The hallway was quiet, just the two of us.

The girl flashed her two big eyes, and the eyes seemed to be discharged, and my body was numb and numb, mother, I suddenly knew why Xiao ** used this trick against me, and he actually knew that women were my weakness.

Yes, I beat Xiao ** twice before because of Shangguan Ting, and the second time I fell into the trap of Xiao **, and was besieged by forty or fifty people - in Xiao **'s heart, am I not a guy who is very easy to act impulsively for women? So it makes sense that he could use this trick against me. Having said that, Xiao **'s taste is really good, the girl in front of her is not only beautiful, but also has an excellent figure and temperament, so it is a pair of big eyes, and it is even more flashing.

There is such a beautiful girl in the fifth middle school, why didn't I know before?

I can't help but wonder, if Ma Jie hadn't gotten Xiao **'s battle plan in advance, would I have fallen into his trap? Well, although I don't want to admit it, it seems like there is a good chance that yes

That's right, I'm such a determined guy.

Tear.

I pretend to be happy? Of course, it could also be really happy? "Okay, let's talk. "

"Well, it's not convenient here, there are teachers patrolling at any time, let's go to the rooftop, that place is very quiet." Chen Xuan said as he took my hand.

Chen Xuan's little hands are soft, and they are really comfortable to hold in their hands, I really want to be on such a trap every day.

I smiled even more: "Okay, let's go to the rooftop to chat, it's quiet." "