786 kills two birds with one stone
"What?!" I looked at the monkey in shock.
"I said, your task tonight is to soak her." The monkey pointed to Sister Wen in the VIP booth and said word by word.
"I wonder why." I looked at Sister Wen on the sofa not far away.
"According to the information of the little daughter-in-law, this woman's name is Zhao Wenwen. It is the concubine of the boss of the sixth middle school. Zha Bing is also one of the thirteen eagles. But it is a notch higher than the little madman and the little one, because he unified the six middle schools early. There are two other guys in the sixth middle school who are ranked among the thirteen eagles, whose names are wild dogs and sick Kai, these two are the right-hand men of Zha Bing, and they are quite capable.
Scum Bingren is as his name suggests, he is really a scumbag, especially in terms of treating women, the highest record once changed his girlfriend once a week, until he met Zhao Wenwen-"
said. The monkey looked at the sexy girl in the VIP booth again: "Zha Bing and Zhao Wenwen have been dating for more than half a year, but they haven't changed girlfriends yet, you can imagine how much Zha Bing loves Zhao Wenwen." "He is a younger brother.
"Understood, our next target is Scum Bing, so you deliberately look for something like this?"
"Zuo Fei, you're so smart."
"Get out, don't set me up, there are thousands of ways to find trouble, why do you have to get someone's girlfriend!"
"Because it's not for us to find trouble, but for the little one."
"Huh?" I don't understand that.
"Our current identity is that we are all little brothers." The monkey smiled, his little eyes twinkling and twinkling.
I immediately understood: "Let's go to Zhao Wenwen as a little brother, Scum Bing will be furious when he knows it, so he will go to the fifth middle school to find a little trouble, the little madman and Xiao are now in a gang, and they are bound to fight against Scum Bing together." But after the last fierce battle, the two of them were greatly damaged and their strength was weak. There are only seven or eight brothers each, and they are bound to be unable to beat the scum Bing. At the critical moment, let's plug in a kick, not only kill the scum, but also make the little and little madman owe us favors, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone, right? ”
The monkey slapped the table: "Zuo Fei, you are too smart to come up with such a plan!" ”
...... "I'd love to the monkey uncle."
"It's better to take action than to be excited, hurry up and soak Zhao Wenwen!" The monkey pulled me up.
"Wait, I still have a few questions." Before the monkey pushed me out, I quickly asked, "First, everyone is here, why me?" ”
"Because you're the most handsome and the most manly. No one but you can accomplish this task. ”
I'm quite happy with this answer. continued to ask: "Second, there are people from the sixth middle school here, what should I do if I fight?" ”
"It's okay, aren't we all here? We are your strongest backing! ”
I look at the monkey, look at Huang Jie, and look at Zheng Wu, there are so many strong people here, not to mention that they can't be beaten, and their personal safety is still fine. I continued to ask: "The last question, we have all shown up here, won't we be recognized when we come out to help Xiao He Xiaolunac in the future?" ”
"It should be fine. First, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who are playing here are all in the sixth middle school, and it is not their turn to follow the scum Bing to our fifth middle school to fight; Second. The lights here are gorgeous, and people are dizzy, and no one can see anyone clearly, and it is still quite difficult to remember a face, so there is no need to worry at all. ”
"That makes sense, then I'll go." The monkey completely convinced me, and I had no choice but to walk towards Zhao Wenwen. I took two steps, and suddenly I looked back and saw that several people were secretly laughing, as if they had succeeded in their scheme, so I walked back again.
"Laughing so much, Lao Tzu won't go!"
"Don't, Phineas!" The monkey cried with a sad face: "We don't laugh, whoever laughs is the king." The three of them really didn't laugh anymore, they all cried and mourned, as if they were giving me a funeral, damn it......
"You'd better laugh." I shook my head and turned to leave.
The lights are bright, the music is loud, and the crowd is dancing wildly all around. I drank a little wine, listened to the energetic music a little fluttering, and staggered towards Zhao Wenwen with figure-eight steps. As soon as I stepped into the booth, a student quickly rushed towards me.
"Get out of the way, this is not the place for you!" He yelled at me.
I looked at him with a sneer. At this moment, his eyes were a little flustered, well, this guy's sense of crisis is not bad, and he sensed danger from my eyes. But it was too late, so I reached out and grabbed him by the neck, and with a hard hand of my arm, I threw him out. His body flew out of the booth and landed straight on the stage in front of him, knocking down five or six dancing men and women in the air, and then rolled to the side of the DJ stage.
At the same time, several boys behind Zhao Wenwen rushed towards me together. I was not polite to them, and directly used the trick of the dragon wrapper, and the spinning of the universe took turns, only to hear a few "clicks", and all the arms of these guys were removed by me, and they suddenly lay down on the ground, each wailing and rolling in pain. I stood in the middle of these people and looked at Zhao Wenwen on the sofa.
The dazzling lights above my head were dangling, I couldn't even see Zhao Wenwen's face clearly, I don't know what her expression was at the moment, but she was motionless all the time, this girl was quite able to sit still, at least her temperament was calm.
With a "buzz", the music stopped, and there was a commotion in the bar. But soon, because of the moaning boys on the ground, everyone focused on us.
I looked at Zhao Wenwen, and Zhao Wenwen also looked at me.
"Who sent you?" Zhao Wenwen asked calmly.
"No one sent it, I came by myself." I replied calmly.
"What are you looking for me to do?"
"I want to be friends with you." I said, "I think you're good-looking, so I want to take you away." ”
As soon as these words came out, the entire bar was in shock. Who doesn't know Zhao Wenwen here, who doesn't know that Zhao Wenwen is a scumbag woman! I dared to soak Zhao Wenwen in front of everyone, I just didn't want to live!
Zhao Wenwen laughed happily: "It's really interesting, do you know who I am?" ”
"You know, you're Scum Bing's girlfriend. But it doesn't matter, as long as the woman I fancy is, I must get my hands on it. The corners of my mouth curved slightly, and I looked at Zhao Wenwen with an evil smile.
Everyone in the bar gasped, and even a small buzz sounded - how could anyone dare to say such a thing? Besides, I killed several of Zhao Wenwen's brothers with a single move, and this strength alone is enough to show that my identity is not simple!
Zhao Wenwen was also curious about my identity and asked, "I want to know who you are, why do you have so much confidence that you want to take me away at the Soul Night Bar?" ”
"You may not have heard my name, but you must have heard my eldest brother's name!"
"Who is your eldest brother?"
"My eldest brother is the youngest of the fifth!" I said this arrogantly.
Be quiet. Silent. Silence.
Zhao Wenwen was the first to laugh out loud, and then the entire Internet café burst into laughter. There were at least sixty or seventy people in the Internet café, and it was terrifying for sixty or seventy people to laugh together, the laughter was almost deafening, everyone was staggering, Le's nose was blooming, and even DJ shouted with Mai: "This little brother, are you sure you're not here to be funny?" If I'm not mistaken, our brother Bing slapped him! ”
Yo, I don't know anything about this kind of black history!
waited until everyone was quiet before Zhao Wenwen continued: "You said you are a little brother? Don't be funny, okay? Before I get angry, I'll give you a chance to get out! ”
Even if Zhao Wenwen told me to get out, everyone in the bar was still shocked, as if Zhao Wenwen had given me a great gift - according to her character, it was a miracle not to beat me half to death! But I could read the reason in her eyes.
She admired me.
Maybe it's because of my looks, maybe it's because of my guts, maybe it's because of my skills. I could see that she didn't hate me, and even hinted with her eyes that I should leave.
Her eyes were neither fierce nor vicious, but full of tenderness.
I'm willing to bet if it were just the two of us at the moment, maybe something would have happened. It's a pity that now in front of everyone's eyes, she is the girlfriend of the boss of the sixth middle school, how dare she have something to do with me?
I smiled slightly: "I think you are mistaken, the small used to be very unbearable, but thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, now the small is not what it used to be." If Slag Bing were standing here, it would definitely not be my big brother who would be slapped in the face! ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked again, and some even scolded: ", what is Xiao, Brother Bing killed him with a little thumb!" "It's been too long since I've been beaten by Brother Bing, and my skin is itchy, right?"
I wasn't angry, I continued to look at Zhao Wenwen, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I have a crush on you, I must take you away tonight!" ”
Zhao Wenwen's face turned red, I don't know if she was angry or ashamed?
"Together, together!"
Suddenly there was a cry in a corner of the bar, naturally it was the monkeys and a few of them, and now that the show had begun, how could they not take the opportunity to join in the fun? Several people took turns shouting: "Together, together, promise him, promise him!" "The two talented women are really a match made in heaven!" "When the two of you get married, you must inform us so that we can go and have a wedding drink!"
As soon as the monkeys made a fuss, Zhao Wenwen's face turned even redder, and everyone looked at them one after another.
The monkey stood up and clapped his hands vigorously: "We are also little brothers, we came here tonight to take Zhao Wenwen away." ”
I smiled, stretched out my hand and fished it out towards Zhao Wenwen: "How about it, let's go?" ”
"You let go of me!" Zhao Wenwen shouted, and suddenly broke away from my hand, "All up, everyone up, kill a few of them!" ”