1000 Huang Jie robbed the prison
As soon as I saw Director Zhou's smile, I knew that he had misunderstood, and I probably thought that Zhang Bonian and I were jealous because of Su Chen, a female teacher.
I thought to myself, I can pull it down, Su Chen is a few years older than me. I'm not Huang Jie, I like Sister Yu. However, it didn't make much sense to explain it, but it was a bit of a cover-up, so I had to laugh it off.
Director Zhou is very good at being a person, and knowing that he has wronged me, he keeps talking good things to me, and personally helps me go through the formalities and sends me to a detention center in the suburbs. The General League usually pays tribute to Director Zhou, so he put his arm around my neck and said Young Marshal Zuo, you should be on vacation, don't have any psychological pressure. I will arrange the best cell for you, so that you can eat well and dress well, and the inmates are all high-quality people, such as college students and financial criminals.
I said okay, I'm in trouble with Director Zhou.
It's not the first time I've been in prison, and this time it's been three times in the palace, so I'm familiar with it. And because of my identity, many processes were omitted, such as not checking my body, and not deducting my mobile phone, cigarettes and other items.
"Young Marshal Zuo, I've wronged you." Before entering the prison, Director Zhou held my hand again. In fact, with his identity, there is no need to be so polite to me, so I am still quite moved.
"It's fine." I smiled generously and hugged my household items. Follow the guards into the cell. Start your own seven-day life. At that time, I didn't expect that a bigger trap was still waiting for me, and it also directly led to the beginning of me and Zhang Bonian's complete tearing.
When I entered the cell, there were more than a dozen shops inside, and sure enough, it was Gao Suzhì's cell, and at least half of them were wearing glasses. The guards said a few words to the cell boss and politely let me in.
Before I came, it was obvious that someone had already confessed to me, and a dozen or so prisoners, knowing that I had come from an extraordinary background, all stood up to greet me, and did not dare to say a word. I looked at the bunk empty, apparently leaving a place for me. He threw the bed up, then waved at everyone and said, Okay, sit down. Then they sat down and continued to do their own manual work, which turned out to be pasting matchboxes, and sure enough, one by one.
The cell boss looks like he is in his forties and looks quite cultured. called him over and asked a few words, and learned that he was a small section chief before he came in, and he was reported because he received tens of thousands of yuan from his subordinates.
I asked about the other prisoners in the question mark, there were civil servants who neglected their duties, and college students who stole from them, anyway, there was no ruthless character, and everyone spoke at a very high level. The number is also very harmonious, there is no oppression of each other, each doing their own work, not the kind of trumpet that I used to live in, full of three teachings and nine streams, and three sentences of discord will fight.
Of course, Director Zhou is for my own good, but I also think it's boring, thinking about it, it's still funny to think about it and full of violence and class.
Of course, I didn't have to work, and after I had sent the cell head away, I sat down and crossed my legs and began to look for breath. You don't need to cross your legs to find a sense of qi, Mu Shi said that you can do it at any time, and it's no problem to walk, eat, and sleep, but I watch those masters on TV like this, so I also draw a scoop according to the gourd, pretending that I am also a master.
I kept inhaling, imagining the gas sinking, but after a while, the familiar feeling of swelling returned. I wondered a little, is this really a sense of gas? No, Mu Shi said that if you are talented, it will take more than a week, I ......
I was practicing, when I suddenly heard footsteps, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a young man with glasses. Just now, the cell boss told me that he was a college student, and he had a fight with his roommate and injured them, so he lived here.
"Brother, are you refining qi?" College students asked me.
I was a little surprised, thinking that I had met an expert, so I hurriedly asked him to sit down, saying that you also refine qi? The college student said yes, his father is a qigong master, so he has liked this stuff since he was a child, and he will practice it when he has nothing to do.
I said okay, I'm just getting started, and I can't find the way, tell me what's going on. The college student asked me where I had practiced, and I said that I was looking for qi, so I told me about my symptoms. When the college student heard this, he said, brother, you are angry, and you can move on to the next step!
I was shocked and said it couldn't be, right? A master before me said that talented people need a week, and I've only been practicing for a few days.
"Not a few days?!" The college student looked at me suspiciously, as if I was lying.
I'll be honest, I'm not going to tell you the truth, I'm only the next day. The college student was even more surprised, saying that he had been looking for qi before, and it took him a full year to feel it, and the next day he had qi was simply a monster, and his quilt was unheard of.
I couldn't laugh or cry, and I thought it was unlikely, maybe I was wrong. The college student nodded and said that there was a possibility, but it was a pity that his level was not enough, otherwise he could touch my stomach and know if I had a sense of qi.
I laughed and said, "Where are you now?" The college student was very proud, saying that he could make his true qi flow all over his body, and he had to walk it every day before going to bed, just like soaking in a hot spring, which was very comfortable.
The two of us chatted for an afternoon, although he was also a rookie, he also benefited me a lot, and learned a lot of knowledge about qi refining. It turns out that this thing is not so mysterious, but it is exaggerated by those novels and television. However, refining Qi does help with physical health, and college students now have more strength than mortals, and they rarely get sick.
I fought with my roommate before, but my roommate laughed at him for refining his qi, saying that he had read too many novels and wanted to cultivate the truth. The college student was particularly angry that others were involved in refining qi and Xiuzhen, because it was something that he and his family liked and studied, and they could not be blasphemed by others, so they beat that guy up.
"Good beating!" I tapped him on the shoulder, I like bloody guys.
The college student talked to me all afternoon, and there was definitely no one to do his work, but the cell boss was also very discerning and shared his work with everyone. Although everyone was slightly resentful, they didn't dare to show it.
When it was time to eat in the evening, my food was different from others, who were steamed buns and cabbage and rice soup. I am four dishes and one soup, there are meat and vegetarian dishes, and it is very delicious, and everyone who watched it was envious. I was not a selfish person, so I called the cell boss and the college students to come and eat with me. After eating, I watched the news broadcast collectively to introduce the party's edification and cultivation, and I sat on the bed and continued to refine my qi, constantly inhaling into the dantian.
The feeling of swelling is getting stronger and stronger, that is, I feel that my dantian is full of qi, and it is as boundless as the ocean. I wondered, if this is not gas, what is it? In the afternoon, I chatted with college students, and I knew that the next step was to spread qi throughout my body.
I immediately took a breath and tried to direct the qi to other places, but as soon as I moved a little, my stomach throbbed violently, and I was caught off guard by the pain, and I screamed "ah".
Everyone turned their heads, and the cell boss and the college students quickly rushed over to ask me what was the matter. The pain was fleeting, I waved my hand and said it was okay, I only left the college student behind, and described the characteristics I had just made, and the college student told me that it was not right to practice like this, and that I had to move slowly according to the order of the meridians and acupuncture points, and that I would hurt my body if I moved like that.
I hurriedly asked the college students for advice, and the college students told me the direction of my true qi flowing, and I almost fainted after listening to it, it turned out that there were a total of 360 acupuncture points, and every step could not be taken badly, otherwise I would practice the qi.
And even if you go right, if you don't grasp the strength of a certain qi well, it is easy to divert the qi and hurt the body.
Hey, I'll go, no wonder Mushi won't let us practice, this thing is too dangerous. It took the college student several hours to tell me about the direction of these acupuncture points, which was not particularly difficult for me, a secondary student.
It's time to go to bed, and I'm not in a hurry to practice. The college student told me that even if you have a sense of qi, don't rush to guide it, you should first accumulate more in the dantian to sense the strength and temperament of this qi.
People are different, and their qi is different; Some people are warm, and some people are irritable.
Listen, just this little bit of gas, there are so many ways.
I didn't tell anyone about the prison, after all, I was ashamed, I wanted to pretend to be a force, but I was fucked instead, this feeling is really uncomfortable. I don't know what happened, but Monkey and Huang Jie still knew about it, and they came to see me the next day.
Then I remembered that Ma Jie was here, this guy was full of eyeliner in Yingze District, how could he not know that I was taken away by the bureau?
So such a strange scene appeared:
The young marshal of the General League was squatting inside the trumpet, the head of the Sun family and the boss of the overlord and imperial power stood outside the iron gate of the trumpet laughing, and the prison guards next to him were all black lines.
I'll it.
"Can't pretend to be forced yet?" The monkey asked me.
"Don't pretend......" I cried.
Monkey and Huang Jie laughed again.
"Why are you two here, Zheng Wu and Ma Jie?"
"Don't mention it, after Zheng Wu learned that you were detained, he shouted that he was going to rob the prison. I said you can pull it down, just detain it for seven days, rob a hairy prison? I was afraid that he would do something irrational, so I didn't let him come. ”
"Hahaha......" I couldn't stop laughing, and then asked, "What if I get sentenced to life imprisonment?" ”
The monkey stood up sternly: "Without him to say, I will come to rob the prison." ”
"And tell you the truth, we're here to rob the prison." Huang Jie continued.
"What?" I'm confused.
Before I could react, I saw that Huang Jie had already pulled out his Huilong knife.
Swing the knife, slash.
Blue light flashes.
There was a loud "click", and the iron door was torn open by his knife.