1020 Monkey King
Everyone instinctively looked up together, only to see more than a dozen public figures wearing police uniforms walking in.
I'm a little confused, what's the situation, I haven't broken the law recently?
"Snake feet, come out!" A black-faced policeman at the head shouted.
Are you looking for a snake's foot?
I looked back. The snake's feet, which were still beside me a moment ago, are gone. I'm even more confused, this hotel doesn't have a back door, what's wrong with this guy changing shape? Before I could react, the black-faced policeman had already bent down to look at us under the table.
"Snake Feet, get out of here!"
I also looked down and saw the snake's feet lying under the table. I said, what are you doing, didn't you just come out of the detention center, why were you being chased by the police again? The snake foot cried with a sad face, saying I don't know either!
I looked up at the policemen, "Brother, what's going on?" "
The black-faced policeman glared: "What's the matter with you, what are you?!" "
I said my name was Zuo Fei and I wasn't a thing. Okay, right?
I dare to guarantee that the name "Zuo Fei" will definitely resound throughout Dragon City, even if ordinary people don't know it, these public figures also know it. The black-faced policeman was really stunned for a moment, looked me up and down a few times, seemed to be matching the impression of "Zuo Fei", and finally said: "Someone called the police, saying that Snake Foot is making trouble here, and we brought him back to ask." The tone was much softer.
I said what's the matter, didn't you see that we were eating here, this is a false alarm, you can go back. The policeman hesitated for a moment and said, "Young Marshal Zuo, this is not in accordance with the rules." I don't have the authority to release people. "
I said yes, which police station are you from, I'll call your director. The black-faced policeman was about to sue me, but I waved my hand again and said forget it, I'll call Director Zhou of the General Bureau. The black-faced policeman smiled and said it was the best.
When the snake foot heard this, he got out and sat down next to me. I called Director Zhou and told me about the situation. Director Zhou said: "Brother Fei, you also protect a little bastard like a snake's foot?" "
Although Snake Foot is a bit famous in Yingze District, he is really a little bastard in the eyes of the General Bureau. I said Director Zhou, this is my brother, give me a face? Director Zhou thought about it. Let's talk about it. Since everyone has come out, you can't let the brothers go home empty-handed, so you let the snake's feet go with them. If nothing happens, I will be detained for 24 hours and come out, will it be?
I was about to bargain again, when the snake foot, who had been listening to the side, nodded violently, meaning to agree with Director Zhou's proposal. I had to say okay, then let the snake feet and your people go on a trip.
hung up the phone, and said to the snake's feet: "Brother Fei, you still have a big face, it's good to be detained for 24 hours." Then he happily followed the policemen, looking even happier than the New Year. I can't cry or laugh either, a bastard like a snake foot, mixed up with a little fame, but there is no backstage, no wonder I have to be chased by the police.
After the snake's feet were taken away, only me, Lai Zhiyuan, Li Yafei, Luo Feng, Sun Jianye and others were left at the dinner table. I said it's okay, the snake's feet will be released tomorrow, and when the time comes, we'll pick him up and we'll continue to eat.
The previous attitude of the snake's feet towards me, as well as the attitude of those policemen towards me, and the fact that I was able to have a direct conversation with the director of the General Bureau, everyone saw this scene, and naturally admired me even more in their hearts, and said yes in a row, and continued to eat.
Although the snake's feet are gone, I still have to continue to do my business. I said to Luo Feng and the others, I am now the boss of Campus A, and now I want to take down Campus B, I don't know what your opinion is? Everyone even said that they had no opinion, and that they would be my subordinates from now on, and that they would serve me as dogs and horses. I breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking to myself that Campus B would be taken even if it was won, if Huang Jie knew that I took it so easily, wouldn't he be half angry?
Who knew that Luo Feng followed closely and said, "Brother Fei, I have to ask you for help with something." "
I said in my heart, hey, this is really going up the ladder to the wall, the front foot is my little brother, and the back foot will find me to do things. There's no way around that, who made me the boss? The boss can't help the younger brother with peace, and still be a hairy boss?
With my permission, Luo Feng immediately spoke.
It happened in the past two weeks, saying that there was a guy in Campus C who was very bad, always sneaking into their B campus with a dozen people, sneaking into them several times, running away after each fight, and they had no way at all.
I said how can there be no way, Campus B is your territory, you won't bring more people in and out?
Luo Feng said it was useless, those guys were too good at sneak attacks, they either jumped out of the toilet cubicle, or they got out from under the desks in the classroom, and once they even ran out from under the bed in their dormitory, and they ran away every time they finished fighting, and they couldn't prevent it!
Listening to Luo Feng's narration and imagining those pictures, I really wanted to laugh, but I was embarrassed to laugh. I pondered, such a cheap method, it seems to be familiar, I always feel that it is very similar to someone's style, and he is from the C campus
I asked Luo Feng: "What does the other party's leader look like?" "
"I don't know."
"Don't know?!" I was taken aback: "Could it be that every time they sneak attack, they turn off the lights?" "
"Not really." Luo Feng said: "Every time they sneak attack, the leader wears a mask on his face. "
"What mask?"
"Sun Wukong's mask, the leader has to shout every time he comes out: 'I am the Monkey King!' Then he beat up a few of us. "
"Hahahaha" I finally couldn't help it, holding my stomach and laughing, although I knew that it was immoral to laugh like this, but I really couldn't control it. Such a cheap guy, there is no one else except that person!
"Brother Fei" Luo Feng cried with a sad face: "You have to be the master for us!" "
I said what can I do, that guy is a sneak attack, I can't follow you 24 hours a day, right? Luo Feng said that it was okay, that guy made an appointment for them to meet at the intersection of Anqing Road tonight
"It's also the Anqing intersection?"
"Yes, Brother Fei, and the requirements are the same as yours, there are ten people each, if we lose, we have to be his junior brother. We asked Brother Snake for help, but now he's been taken away."
I laughed and said, let's meet this Monkey King tonight.
Now I'm pretty much sure that guy must be a monkey, because I can't find a second guy in the world who is so cheap. As for why he did this, I won't guess this, just ask when I see him.
After finalizing the plan for the evening, Luo Feng asked me who the ten people who would choose to fight, and I said what else to choose, isn't it just right for us here. Li Yafei was munching on a chicken leg with great interest, and immediately became happy when he heard this: "Okay, let's go together!" "
Lai Zhiyuan said strangely: "Hey, aren't you afraid this time?" "
Li Yafei said proudly: "What are you afraid of with Brother Fei?" "
Everyone laughed.
After eating, I said that we wouldn't have classes in the afternoon, find a place to play for a while, and take them shopping, karaoke, bathing, and playing some things that men understand, so I won't go into details.
In the evening, I invited everyone to dinner again, and then drove to the Anqing intersection, ready to compete with the monkey slut. When we arrived at the agreed location, it was an abandoned construction site full of steel and garbage.
The stars and the moon were gone, a few of us chose a place to stand, and after a while, we saw a group of people walking side by side not far away, and the one in the middle was really wearing the mask of Sun Wukong on his face. I was almost so happy that I immediately hung the Buddha mask I bought this afternoon on my head.
After a while, the other party walked to a place four or five meters away from us and stopped. There were a total of ten people from the other party, and it was really imposing, the muscles on the body were tense, and they were all practitioners at first glance, I really didn't expect the monkey to find so many masters in Campus C.
Look at this guy, he must have laid a world on Campus C, and he is still pretending to be the class boss with me, hehe
The other party stood still, and the leader said, "Luo Feng, I didn't expect you to dare to come." "
As soon as I heard the voice, I said, "Hey? Sound like why not a monkey? Later, I remembered that monkeys can change their voices, any sound will change, and after changing their appearance, they can imitate whoever they want to imitate, and the old people and children can come, how amazing it is.
I was wearing the mask of the Buddha, but Lai Zhiyuan next to me didn't wear it, and the monkey already knew that I was here and wanted to play with me.
Luo Feng roared: "You"
"Call me Monkey King!"
"Monkey King, what the are you? Sue you, I invited a master to come over tonight, and I can't kill you! "
"Oh? Master, let me see who it is? "
Luo Feng turned his head to look at me, and I walked out. I was about to die of laughter under the mask, but I still said with a straight face: "Sun Monkey, do you think you jumped out of the palm of the Buddha's hand?!" "
The other party didn't speak, and each looked at me coldly.
To be honest, I think it's so naïve to wear a mask, if it weren't for the monkeys to play with, which ghost would be like this
"Huh." The other party laughed: "I am the Monkey King, you dare to be like the Buddha." Okay, okay, this is for me. Come on, come here, let me see how good you are! "
The monkey told me to come over, so of course I went right away. As soon as I took a step, Luo Feng grabbed me: "Brother Fei"
I waved at him and said it's okay, leave it to me.
Luo Feng believed me and let go of my hand. I laughed as I walked that way, the ground was uneven, and every now and then there were steel bars exposed. Soon, I was in front of the other party. As I expected, the monkey and I must have unmasked our faces together and laughed.
I was about to unmask when I heard the other party say coldly, "How do you want to fight, either alone or in a group?" "
Oops?
It's all like this, and the monkeys are still playing?
"Singled out your sister?" I said as I knocked off the other person's mask.