1606 One is stranger than the other
This Buddha horn was deafening, as if it came from nine heavens away, and it made our ears buzz.
We immediately looked back and found that it was a middle-aged monk with a fat head and big ears. The monk has six ring scars on the top of his head, is dressed in a fiery red robe, and holds a wooden fish in his hand.
Monk?!
Behind this great monk, there were seven young and plainly dressed little monks, all of whom were seventeen or eighteen years old, and they were beautiful and beautiful. The seven of them followed behind the great monk in unison, their hands folded, their eyes reverent, and the same thing in their mouths.
We were all surprised to see this scene, and we couldn't figure out what the monk was doing here when he didn't stay in the temple.
In the blink of an eye, a big monk and seven small monks have come to us. The great monk knocked on the wooden fish and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, can we go in?" β
The monkey looked at him and said Who are you?
The great monk put away the wooden fish, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, the old man is called impure, known as the impure master, the latter seven are my disciples, and we are here to participate in the Chinese Heroes Meeting here." β
The monkey sighed: "Dare to ask where the whole place comes from?" β
"Central China." The great monk was still smiling.
This great monk is kind and kind-eyed, and he always smiles, but I have a good impression of him, it turns out that he is from Central China. The monkey said, "Hello Master ...... Purification"
"Impure Master." The Impure Master interrupted the monkey with a look of displeasure.
"Oh, hello Master Unclean, it turns out that you are the representative of Central China. But what about the star generals who brought you? According to the rules, he needs to be personally led by the old man......"
"I'm here." A voice suddenly came from above.
We all looked up and saw an old man who looked like a Taoist priest standing on the beam of the courtyard gate, with a wide robe and large sleeves, and a goatee on his chin. Hey, it turns out that the star general in Central China turned out to be a Taoist priest.
- The combination of this Taoist priest and monk is really interesting and interesting!
We wanted to say hello to him, but we didn't know his name yet, and the monkey reacted the fastest: "Senior, let's talk about it later, standing too high is easy to fall!" β
"It's okay, I'm standing tall to see far away - is that kid Zhou Ming here?"
"Brother Ming, he hasn't come yet."
As soon as the monkey finished answering, a voice floated from afar: "Chong Yandao, what's the matter with being so anxious to find me?" β
Chong Yan looked back, and sure enough, Zhou Ming, who was dressed in white, had arrived. Chong Yandao's face changed, and he flicked his long sleeves and flew down, running towards Zhou Ming, and a long sword swung out of his hand at the same time.
"What does this mean?" Zhou Ming pretended to be shocked, but he stretched out his hand and drew a circle in the air, which was the starting style of Taijiquan.
"I'm going to use my Tai Chi Sword to teach you Tai Chi!"
Daoist Chong Yan also drew a circle with his sword and attacked Zhou Ming. The two fought together in an instant, with elegant posture and excellent body skills, like two light flowers and butterflies, and they fought very well. Battles at the level of star generals are extremely difficult to encounter, and not only do we watch them intently, but also the impure masters watch them with relish.
"Over the years, the only junior who can make Chong Yan's predecessors look at him is Zhou Ming, so I can't wait to have a fight when we meet, but it's just a competition, I hope you don't blame the little brothers." The Impure Master said softly.
The monkey laughed twice, and said Master Purification, what you said is serious, the two stars will learn kung fu, how can we, who are juniors, be to blame?
The impure master was displeased and said that the impure master!
The monkey said, oh, unclean masters, impure masters.
I also felt a little awkward in my heart, wondering why the monkey was just joking with other people's legal names when he met them for the first time?
In the blink of an eye, Daoist Chong Yan and Zhou Ming had already fought dozens of moves, and both sides were comparable. However, Zhou Ming is a junior after all, so he specially sold a flaw, and then stepped back, arched his hand and said: "Chong Yan Dao is long, amazing!" β
Chong Yan Dao Chang also received this love, touched his beard and said, "Okay, good, the future is terrifying!" β
Zhou Ming took Chong Yandao's arm and walked towards this side. The impure master and the little monks behind him saluted Zhou Ming one after another, and Zhou Ming was followed by four or five people, but they were all elderly, with an average age of more than fifty years old.
And one of them is an acquaintance of Zheng Wu and me, Lao Li Tou, who has helped us a lot in Vietnam!
Lao Li Tou's ability, we have seen it many times when we were in Vietnam, and we admire him very much. At that time, I only thought that Zhou Ming's subordinates were really masters, but I didn't expect him to be one of the representatives of South China, which surprised us very much.
It is natural to be very happy to see each other like this.
Zheng Wu and I both went up to hug Lao Li Tou, and the monkeys had also heard of Lao Li Tou, and after greeting Zhou Ming, they came to greet Lao Li Tou again. Lao Li Tou was also very happy, and said that you can talk about it last time, and when I come to the capital, you will treat me well, do you still count it?
I said of course count, just tonight, you can pick the best venue in the capital!
After a burst of giggling, Zhou Ming and Daoist Chong Yan, as well as the Impure Master and Lao Li Tou and others, all went in.
After they entered, I immediately complained about the monkeys, saying that you always joke with other people's impure masters, and respecting people in Buddhism is the minimum etiquette.
The monkey cut and said that if he is really a Buddhist, I can kowtow to him three times.
What do I mean by that?
Huang Jie continued: "That's a fake monk - even if you used to be a monk, you don't anymore." His eyes were sloppy, his steps were vain, and he still had a lingering bloody aura on his body, and he was obviously an arrogant and lascivious guy who did all kinds of evil. β
I said, can you see that?
The monkey said yes, we saw this big monk when we went to the "Romantic Coast" yesterday, and he was a hot girl in one hand, so don't be too happy.
I said, you two go to do great health care, don't you call me?
The monkey snorted and said call you, do you dare to go, aren't you afraid that Wang Yao will tear you apart?
I don't know exactly what the two of them did on the romantic coast, but they said they had seen this great monk, and it seems to be true. In this way, the people of North China, East China, Central China, and South China have arrived, and there will be a shortage of people from West China.
"The people of Huaxi have arrived." The monkey said.
Where do I say?
The monkey pointed to a corner with his chin.
When I looked at it, it turned out to be a black catβyes, the same black cat that I was familiar with, which had appeared strangely around me three times and twice, and now it had reappeared.
I looked up left and right, but I didn't see the owner of the black cat.
But the monkey and I both know that the black cat has arrived, and the boy must not be far away, but he hasn't come out yet, what kind of trick is he playing?
The monkey winked at us, and we quietly approached the black cat again. There is an obvious scar on the black cat's body, which was cut by the monkey with the golden luan knife before, and the boy released the black cat at every turn to be scary, so don't blame us for taking out anger on this black cat.
"Kuroko, come here!"
Just as the monkey and I were about to grab the black cat, a familiar voice finally sounded.
We looked up and saw three people standing by the wall not far away.
One is a young man with a pale face and a gloomy atmosphere, one is a middle-aged man wearing a cheongsam and holding a flower umbrella, and the other is a hunchbacked old lady with a cane and sharp eyes.
It was the same three weirdos who had confronted me and the monkey that night.
Using the elimination method analysis, it is obvious that they are the representatives of Huaxi.
At the same time, the black cat on the ground swooped into the boy's arms. The boy reached out and gently touched the scar on the black cat's body, each of his nails was so sharp that it even shone brightly in the sun.
He looked up and stared at the monkey with resentment.
Whenever I saw these three people, I felt chills all over my body.
In the previous group of people, although it is also quite strange, there are farmers, white-collar workers, and monks, but at least they are all within the normal range. And the three weirdos in front of him are completely out of the normal range, which makes people feel extremely uncomfortable.
The two of us confronted each other in silence, and Huang Jie even secretly put his hand towards the dragon knife.
He only does it when he feels in danger.
The monkey didn't care, and said with a smile: "Hey, everyone, since you've arrived, why can't you come?" β
The strange middle-aged man answered, "We're still waiting." β
"Oh, are you waiting for Huaxi's star general, why can't he come yet?"
"No, it's waiting for our brother." The middle-aged man continued.
Brothers?
It turns out that the representatives of West China are not just these three people?
Before the monkey could ask again, he suddenly heard a crackling sound of footsteps from behind the wall. Immediately afterward, more than a dozen "people" appeared behind the three strange people, and the reason why they had to put quotation marks on these "people" was because they were so weird.
They are very small, generally no more than 1.2 meters, and they look like they are in the third grade of primary school. But they are mature in appearance, and they can even be said to be old-fashioned, at least thirty or forty years old.
"It's a dwarf." The monkey whispered.
Dwarfism is a symptom of a genetic disorder that causes a short stature and disproportionate bones, but normal mental development. In life, although it is difficult to see a dwarf, it is not uncommon to see it - but it is the first time I have seen it in such a large area.
When these gnomes appeared, they stopped behind the three strange men, and then jumped and jumped, playing and making trouble, as if they were celebrating the New Year. Coupled with the three motionless weirdos, the whole scene is really weird, like a shot in a horror movie.
"I said that if you come to the capital, you will be dead!" The old woman suddenly spoke.
As soon as the words were finished, the dozen or so gnomes rushed towards us screaming and jumping.