1609 Tricks
There were two people who spoke, one was the Daoist Master and the other was the Impure Master.
It turned out that the two of them hadn't left yet, and they came to the toilet here, but I don't know if the seven little monks were also inside? I only heard Chong Yan say, "Unclean, have you recently gone to those filthy places again?" ”
I recited the Buddha's name and said, "I am a monk, how could I do such a thing?"
Chong Yan said that there is no best, you are a monk, you must pay attention to your image! Wei Lao repeatedly declared, let us be sure to find a person with good conduct to take on the big responsibility, if we let Wei Lao know that you like to hang out in that kind of place, once the impression of you is not good, you will have no good fruit to eat! I don't care what you were like before, you must pay attention to your words and deeds in the future, otherwise I will clean up the portal immediately, and you will not want to dominate Central China again, do you know?
Chong Yandao's tone was serious, obviously not casually. The impure master also agreed, saying don't worry, I will definitely pay attention to it.
Listening to the footsteps, they also came out, and I quickly pretended to be about to enter, and happened to collide with them. I greeted them with a smile and said "Hello to the impure master!
The impure master has some impressions of me, but Chong Yan Dao Chang doesn't remember me, saying that you are?
I said that I was a subordinate of Brother Jie in North China, and my name was Zuo Fei.
The two of them said a few words, but they didn't take me seriously, and gradually moved away.
I went back to the toilet and told everyone what I had just seen and heard as a joke. The monkey slapped his thigh and said pull it down, it's strange that the fake monk can change the dog to eat, since he came to the capital, he sings every night!
I said that since this is the case, why don't you report this matter to Wei Lao and let Wei Lao know.
Zhou Ming shook his head and said that Wei Lao only wanted to get rid of the Cherry Blossom God now, and everything had to be in the back row, and now masters were sent from all over the country, which was actually in line with Wei Lao's intentions. At this time, he didn't want to make a fuss, even if we report, it would be useless, it would only make Wei Lao think that we were cautious.
The monkey's eyes rolled and said that we can't take advantage of this......
The monkey told him his plan in a few words, and everyone laughed. Zhou Ming couldn't help laughing, and said Do you really want to get those two qi-boosting pills?
The monkey said yes, Zheng Wu wanted it.
Zhou Ming glanced at Zheng Wu, nodded and said; "Since you want to fight, then we will definitely help you with all our might. Nangong Yun, do you know? ”
Lao Li nodded and said don't worry, Brother Ming.
We are all a thousand grass and mud horses whistling in our hearts, it turns out that Lao Litou's real name is Nangong Yun, if Zhou Ming hadn't called him, I don't know how long he would have been hidden.
Zhou Ming continued: "Although that impure master has a bad character, his skills are indeed unfathomable, and even I can't see his true strength, so you must also be careful. ”
After nightfall, we took Lao Li Tou according to the original plan, oh no, Nangong Yun and the others came out and went to the prosperous place of the capital to play. This agreement was made by us a long time ago, and this time it just kills two birds with one stone.
Chaoyang District is our territory, and we naturally know what is happening on this territory. Except for those star generals who couldn't figure out their positions, the representatives of other places were still fine, such as the impure master who had been separated from the Daoist Chong Yan......
As the monkey materialized, the impure master really couldn't change the dog to eat, so he threw the advice of the Taoist leader out of the clouds, and arrived at a bathing center early, bathed and massaged, and called a push oil.
We did the same, and brought Nangong Yun and a group of people to take a bath and massage, so that a group of old men could feel comfortable. Everyone is a worldly person, so Zhou Ming doesn't care about this, it's still different from a monk, and Wei Lao is fine.
Men, who doesn't have a hobby?
In the small talk, we know that Nangong Yun is quite famous in South China, known as the Five Tigers of South China, but although they are famous, none of them have business acumen, so they have always been embarrassed and poor.
Later, Zhou Ming appeared, and only then did he support them all the way to the pinnacle of the underground world in South China.
After listening to their stories, several of us were also embarrassed, discussing whether we should make a nickname, such as the North China Five Heroes? Huang Jie was the first to jump out and object, saying that it was too earthy and refused any nickname.
I said with a sigh of relief, I don't know who was called a tyrant in the first place, and everyone called him an emperor?
Huang Jie's face was a little red, and he said that he was young and frivolous, so don't mention the past.
After taking a shower, we had an "unexpected encounter" with the impure master in the foot-pressing room.
The impure master still disguised himself, knew that he was low-key, and put a hood on his head. However, the monkey still "recognized" him at once, and grabbed his hand: "Yo, isn't this a purification master?!" ”
How ugly and ugly is the face of the impure master, and he said Amitabha, a few donors, let's meet again.
The monkey put his arm around the shoulders of the impure master and said, "Isn't it, you have come to this kind of place?"
The impure master clasped his hands together and said that monks should also take a bath.
The monkey cut and said that we are all men, what are we pretending to be? I'll tell you, this is our territory, and there are a few good things that are never open to the public, and insiders can only enjoy them when they come in. How about it, do you want to try it?
The Impure Master was obviously a little moved, but still a little hesitant. The monkey praised these women as rare in heaven and on earth, and they were proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts, and the impure master couldn't resist the temptation, and said that since this is the case, then the old man will give it a try!
The monkey immediately called Mama-san, and after a few words of such and such instructions, Mama-san immediately left with the impure master. Before leaving, the monkey stuffed a business card for the impure master, saying that if there is anything, call me, buddy is here, so that you can do it!
The Impure Master thanked him repeatedly.
Immediately after the Impure Master left, we also went to the room next to the Impure Master. The impure master has a lot of appetite, and he actually ordered three service sisters at once, and after a while, a large number of obscene words came out.
It was estimated that it was almost over, and the monkey went out with a phone call, and the door next door was kicked open, and a group of policemen rushed in, shouting: "Inspection, raise your hands!" ”
The impure master was stunned on the spot, but he gave him eighteen dares, and he didn't dare to do anything with the police in the capital, so he had to obey. The three little sisters and the impure master were all taken away, the stolen goods were seized, the facts were clear, and there was a video as evidence, according to the public security regulations, a fine of 5,000 yuan, and 15 days of detention, and the impure master was immediately transferred to the detention center.
The impure master almost collapsed, and he couldn't use his good kung fu, so he begged for a long time to get a chance to make a phone call.
A call to the monkey's phone.
"Brother, help, I know you guys can handle it here!"
So we rushed to the police station overnight, comforting and comforting and greeting the cold, and called the director over and scolded him. But the director is iron-clad, saying that if this person violates the law, he will be punished by the law, and it is useless for anyone to intercede for him, this is at the feet of the Son of Heaven!
We had to make a look of helplessness, the impure master looked bitter, and said brothers, don't play with me, I know you must be able to, what do you want me to do?
The monkey smiled hesitantly, put his arm around the impure master's shoulders and said, "I think you are also quite sincere. In this way, as long as you give up the fight for the Qi Lifting Pill, we will rescue you, how about it? ”
The Impure Master was silent for a while, but instead laughed: "I see, waiting for me here." If as I expected, you arranged all this tonight, right? ”
When the monkey saw through it, he no longer hid it, and said yes, what is your opinion?
The impure master smiled and said that you have exhausted all the organs, and I will not let you get your wish. As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and said, come on, take me to the detention center, if I can't show up in the No. 11 training camp in three days, I will tell Daoist Chong Yan and Elder Wei all this matter, and let them administer justice for me.
"Hehe, tell Chong Yan Dao Chief?" The monkey sneered: "Purify, I think you are confused, have you forgotten that if you are found in these places again, you will be cleared and you will be expelled from Central China?" We can set you up, but it's always your own choice to get to this place, right? ”
The Impure Master's face changed, and he said, "How do you know?"
The monkey said you don't care how I know, you say do you want to think about my proposal?
The impure master gasped, looked at the monkey, then at us, and sneered: "Okay, this time I am planted, you let me go, I will no longer fight for the qi pill." ”
The monkey ordered someone to loosen the handcuffs for him, saying that the impure master was a Buddhist monk and a high-ranking monk, and he must never speak. I hope that the impure master will be true to his word, and when the time comes, he can release the water a little and let our brothers pass the test, otherwise, hehe......
The Impure Master snorted, turned and walked out of the door of the interrogation room.
We know that Liang Zi with the impure master is completely settled, but in order to help Zheng Wu get those two qi-boosting pills, we have to come up with this trick. After leaving the police station, the monkey called Ma Jie again and said that there was no whereabouts of the people from the other two parties?
Ma Jie said no, they were with the stars everywhere, and there was no trace of them.
The monkey said there was no way, so let's go back and rest first.
Our stay in Chaoyang was a five-star hotel arranged for us by Big Fish, one room per person. When I got back to my room, I took a shower as usual, and when I came out in my bathrobe, I felt the cold wind swishing and found that the window on the opposite side was open.
My scalp was numb, and I quickly looked left and right into the room, and saw a black cat squatting in the corner of the room, with green eyes.
Meow~