1625 Midnight Oriental for Kim Dae-hee's crown for the 34th time
Because of visual limitations, the first thing I saw was naturally the mount under me.
Not a horse, but a camel!
"it!" A monkey's surprised cry sounded nearby.
I immediately looked up, and it was dark all around, but I could vaguely see that this was a Gobi Desert, with a few bulging mountains in the distance, and sand as far as the eye could see.
Sand, countless sands.
It's a desert!
"Have we crossed most of China......" I was dumbfounded, recalling the bumps along the way, it was indeed a little shocking. No wonder Zhou Ming, who has been to this place, doesn't know where the No. 11 training camp is, so how can he know that there are ghosts!
There was also a sound of surprise all around, and the gang of people belonging to East China were the most noisy, chattering non-stop, exactly like their star generals. The impure master looks like he has been quiet for a long time, and he recites the Buddha's name with his hands together, which is really different from the flower monk who lingers in the land of fireworks.
Nangong Yun and the others were also quite strange, constantly looking around, while the monkey frowned, as if thinking about something.
More than ten meters in front of us, there is a large mansion, surrounded by an earthy yellow wall, and it is difficult to see what is inside, but it feels quite large, at least thousands of square meters.
Directly opposite the wall, there are a few large words: Training Camp No. 11. The characters were in tatters, and they looked to be quite old, and under the wall, there was a small yellow door, how small was it? Those of normal height have to bow their heads to enter.
Just as he was feeling this door, the door was opened, and an old man walked out.
It's Wei Lao!
We immediately got off the camels, stood up one after another, and greeted Wei Lao. Wei Lao walked up to us with a smile and said that everyone has worked hard all the way, please come with me. Wei Lao turned around and left, and we immediately followed, and a few men with cold faces followed us.
After we passed through the small door one by one, our eyes suddenly opened up, and we were greeted by a large playground with all kinds of training equipment on the playground. And around the playground, there are rows and rows of bungalows, how to say, like a prison......
Because it's too big, and because it's night, my vision is sleepy, and I can't actually see anything. It's just a huge training camp, and there is no sound at all, which is a little hairy.
There was a long corridor on the edge of the playground, and Wei Lao walked in the front, saying as he walked: "It's not early today, let's rest first, and gather again tomorrow morning." ”
After walking for a while, we came to the front of several rooms, and after Wei Lao settled us separately, he told us to rest early, and then left with a few other star generals, obviously they had other places to stay.
Four of us went into four rooms, the layout of the room was simple, some like a university dormitory, four bunk beds, a total of eight beds, one for each of the five of us, and there were three beds left.
We walked all day, but we were really tired and half dead, and we couldn't wait to lie down, only Ma Zhuo, who was in professional habits, immediately searched everywhere to see if there were any listening and monitoring devices.
…… Not to mention, I was really picked out by this guy.
"What should I do?" Ma Jie grabbed a few black gadgets and asked us.
I don't know, I look at the monkey. The injury on the monkey's stomach was not healed, so he clutched his stomach and said: "It should be something from the training camp, used to monitor the students here, but I'm not used to being monitored, you just make it deaf." ”
To be deaf means not to destroy it, just let it be useless.
Ma Jie is the best at dealing with these things, and he will be sorted out after three times and five by two, saying that now that it is okay, no one can listen to us anymore, and we can speak with confidence.
That being said, we don't say anything too secret, it's just small talk. I said that we have been walking for a whole day, and we have to travel through at least half of China, right?
The monkey shook his head and said no, we must not be far from the capital.
I was taken aback and said how could it be, we would be on a plane for hours.
The monkey sneered and said that it was okay to go around in circles for hours.
I said you didn't see it, how can you be so sure?
Zheng Wu also said that it is, you were blindfolded throughout the whole process, which is just nonsense. And Huang Jie was silent, as if he was thinking about something. The monkey sat up and said, come on, brother, teach you another lesson, so that you don't believe me.
The monkey gestured with his hand on the sheets, saying that there are not many places in China where there is such a big Gobi Desert, and it is just Xinjiang, Inner Mongolia, Gansu, Ningxia, Northeast China and other places, these places are basically in the north, and the cold wind outside is like a knife, so it is sure that it is the north.
Moreover, two or three hours is enough to fly from the capital to these places, even to the farthest Xinjiang, right? But how long have we been sitting? It's been four or five hours! It's strange that we didn't detour, but we deliberately confuse our view of time.
Also, if we change the means of transportation many times along the way, do you feel that it is difficult to walk for a long time? I don't know if you noticed just now, there is a long runway on the left side of the training camp wall, which means that the plane can get there!
The most important point is that Wei Lao arrived much earlier than us, and he also took a shower, changed his clothes, and even slept because he was in good spirits when he came out to greet us. So I concluded that we must not be far from the capital, maybe in the territory of Inner Mongolia!
After listening to the monkey's analysis, we all admired, this bastard is always so thoughtful.
The monkey lay down on the bed, saying of course, it is useless to know this, and the above is so painstaking to take everyone around and circle, just don't want us to know the real address of the No. 11 training camp, so everyone is okay and don't analyze blindly.
I almost vomited blood, wasn't he the first to be analyzed?
The monkey said sleep and sleep, tomorrow I don't know what trick Wei Lao will use to fix us, let's take care of our spirits first.
Several of us lay down, and I carried another round of True Qi as usual. As soon as I was about to go to bed, I heard someone talking outside, and the accent was croaking, and I didn't know what I was talking about. But if you listen closely, it's an Oriental dialect.
Of course, I don't understand Oriental dialect, but I've watched a lot of Oriental movies, so I know. I sat up, and the monkeys all sat up, and everyone looked at each other a little, not understanding why there was an Oriental talking outside in the middle of the night?
The monkey spoke Japanese, and we immediately asked him what was the matter, and the monkey listened carefully for a while, saying that it was the man reciting a famous poem by the Orient, which translates to "On the Stone Road": the petals of the flower fall like flowing water, flutter in the wind, and scatter them on the cheeks and shoulders of the girl......
The monkey listened and translated for us, and it felt like he was addicted to the poem.
I immediately stopped and said why are you still reciting?
The monkey smiled and said that although this poem was written by an Oriental, it was indeed well written and depicted with a very meaningful meaning. I said no matter how intentional it is, it's not good, it's all sleeping, what the hell is he arguing about? The monkey said yes, so go talk to him.
As soon as the monkey jumped out of bed, he heard a mess outside, and it turned out that the six saints of East China couldn't hold it anymore, so they rushed out first and made trouble with the people outside the door. Such a good bustle, of course, we also want to see it, so we put on slippers and went out to see it.
Sure enough, there was a middle-aged man in his thirties standing outside the door, wearing a samurai uniform, stepping on clogs, and combing his head in a bun, dressed as an Oriental samurai.
In this No. 11 training camp, there are even Orientals?!
Chinese people generally don't have a good impression of Orientals, not to mention that these Easterners don't sleep in the middle of the night, and they still recite poetry outside where we sleep, so who the hell can stand it?
Therefore, the six saints of East China were more excited, scolding endlessly around this Oriental person, Song Qiuyu grabbed this person's collar, and raised his huge fist, saying Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?
These six saints of East China are domineering, and they will have a temper.
However, this Oriental man is arguing with reason, but he speaks all Oriental dialect, and the six saints of East China can't understand a word, so the two sides are completely chickens and ducks, each speaking their own words. The Impure Master also came out, but he didn't care, but watched the excitement with a smile on his face.
The same is true for Nangong Yun and others, their generation hates Orientals even more, so they are even more happy to smile, and they are still coaxing over there, saying beating, fighting!
However, after all, this is the No. 11 training camp, and no one knows what the origin of this Oriental is about, so the Six Saints of East China didn't do anything, just kept telling him to get out of the way, don't come to disturb our sleep.
Unfortunately, the Orientals don't understand.
Seeing this, the monkey immediately walked up and said to Song Qiuyu, "Let me talk to him." ”
"You?!" Song Qiuyu looked at the monkey suspiciously.
The monkey nodded, and the Japanese began to talk to the Oriental, and the two of them spoke about four or five sentences. The Oriental nodded frequently, said yo xi, yo xi, and then left in full clothes.
Everyone asked the monkey what he had said, and the monkey said nothing, just telling the Oriental that this was not a good place to recite poetry.
"Cut, why bother, why bother, just beat him up? What do Chinese people say in Oriental dialects! Song Qiuyu dropped a sentence and led the Six Sages of East China into the house, and Master Impurity and Nangong Yun also went back to sleep.
After this turmoil, the night passed quickly.
The next morning, we got up early, and Zhang Yujie was waiting for us outside the door. The other generals did the same, leading their men in the direction of the playground.
At this time, the sun was rising, the weather was still very cold, but the playground was crowded with people, everyone was sweating like rain, doing sports, and there were people coming and going in front of each room, which made me think that I had come to a certain university.
Somewhere in the playground, Wei Lao was waiting for us.
"Did you sleep well?" Wei Lao looked at us with a smile.
We all agreed that it was okay, and Wei Lao continued: "Okay, let's do the third test now. ”