1783 Friends and wives, do not deceive
The impure master is not stupid.
Not only is he not stupid, but he is smart enough, and the news of the Decepticon's death must have reached his ears, so knowing that Red Sleeves suddenly asking him out must be a trap, so he has arranged people around in advance, and it is not unusual to be able to catch Red Sleeves.
The only thing that surprised him was probably that he didn't expect the helper that Red Sleeves found turned out to be me.
I feel like I have to take a fresh look at the impure master, and I can't think of him anymore as the fat monk in the capital who laughs harmlessly at humans and animals, and has no way to do anything if he is planted in our hands. Before I could speak, Red Sleeves had already shouted: "Help me, save me!" ”
…… Oh, I'll go, it's impossible to pretend I don't know.
The Impure Master looked at me with a smile on his face, obviously waiting for me to explain.
I slapped my thigh and said, it turns out that your name is Red Sleeves? You lied to me that your name was Fan Bingbing, and I thought I was a star. As I spoke, I walked up to Red Sleeves, pushed the men away, reached out and grabbed Red Sleeves' arm, turned back to the impure master and said, "Of course I know this girl, we spent the Spring Festival together last night, but I really didn't know her name was Red Sleeves." ”
I squeezed my eyes at Red Sleeves, and Red Sleeves immediately hugged my arm and said Okay, I shouldn't lie to you, I thought we were just in love, but I didn't expect to meet again, and now I tell you, my name is Red Sleeves! So what's your name?
I put my arms around the neck of the red sleeves and said you remember, my name is Zuo Fei.
Redsleeves nodded vigorously and rested his head on my shoulder, looking like a couple with me.
The Impure Master looked at me, and then at the red sleeves in my arms, and said, then, you killed the Decepticons because of her?
I nodded directly and generously admitted, yes, she said that as long as I killed the Decepticons, she would sleep with me. Hey, this guy, who can stand this temptation? No, I lingered all night last night, and when I got up this morning, I said that I wanted to continue looking for the Impure Master, and she said that if she was looking for anything, she would be able to get in touch. Hey, I didn't expect to really recruit you, we're so fateful!
I hugged the red sleeves and patted the shoulder of the impure master again, saying no, this time you have to take me to have a good time, I heard that there are many fun places in Henan. Are you familiar with Shaolin Temple? Take me up there for a ride, and challenge the Eighteen Bronze Men or something.
The face of the impure master is not very good-looking, and he said that there are no eighteen bronze people in Shaolin Temple...... Even if there used to be, it is no longer there. However, since you are here, I will definitely entertain you, so let's go, and sit with me for a while.
I pushed the red sleeves away and said let's go.
I thought that I had saved the red sleeves again, and no matter what, it was considered that the benevolence and righteousness had been exhausted, and everyone was facing the sky and going their own way. As a result, the red sleeves didn't, they still pulled my arm, and they wanted to go with me, saying that they were reluctant to let me go, and that they wanted to accompany me well.
I thought she was afraid to leave and be caught by the impure master's people, so I had to agree to let her go with me.
Out of the courtyard, the seven little monks were still following us, and the eyes of the impure master were always looking at the chest of the red sleeves. I couldn't help it, and stabbed the impure master, saying Impure brother, this is my woman, where do you always look in your eyes?
The impure master laughed hesitantly, saying no, no, no, friend's wife, don't deceive, I still know this truth.
Passing through the alley, I got into the car again, there is a hole in the car, there is a TV and a sofa, and the old bald donkey will still enjoy it. Red Sleeves and I also got into the car, and the seven little monks had no place to sit, so they walked out of the alley to take other cars.
In the car, I talked and laughed with the impure master, obviously because on his territory, the impure master's confidence was much harder, talking about the past in the capital, the impure master even laughed, saying that a few of us are really despicable, for the sake of two qi pills, what means are also made out, and there will be a chance to avenge this in the future.
I also laughed along, saying that everyone is mixed with this way, and playing some tricks is not a matter of getting caught, purely for life, don't be angry if you are not clean!
From the conversation between the two of us, Red Sleeves may have sensed that I was extraordinary, and hugged my arms tighter, as if he was afraid that I would run away. The driver didn't seem to know much about the place he was going to go, and while the impure master was pointing the way, I whispered to the red sleeves: "Why are you still pestering me, you can leave when you get out of the car in a while, and don't let people catch you anymore!" ”
Red Sleeves shook his head and said I can't go, Wang Jun and they are still in the hands of the impure master!
Only then did I understand why the red sleeves were still pestering me, it turned out that those guys had been caught, and they wanted to wait for me to save them. I said don't talk about it, I've done my best to you, it's enough to save you, I won't care about the others!
Red Sleeves grabbed my arm and said Zuo Fei, how many years older than you......
I say teens.
"Okay, teenagers, I can be your sister, just be a sister and beg you, you can save them. Your relationship with the impure master is so good, isn't it just a matter of your words? It's a gesture for you! ”
I said that you said this is not good, I helped you, as a self-humility, I can say that it is a gesture, how can you say that it is a gesture? This is also a gesture for the No. 1 head of the country, why don't you beg him to be an old man?
Red sleeves slammed on my arm and said Zuo Fei, I obeyed you, it's my fault, but you must save them......
I estimated that if I didn't help her, she would be able to pester me all the time, so in order to avoid trouble, I had to agree to her, saying that I would see the situation later, and find an opportunity to talk to the impure master about it.
Red Sleeves thanked me again and again.
At this moment, the voice of the Impure Master sounded, "It has arrived. ”
When I saw it, I drove to the suburbs, but the scenery around me was good, as if I had driven into some private estate, the trees on both sides of the road were lush and green, but there was not a single car on the four-lane road, only our convoy.
But after a while, the front suddenly opened up, and a large imposing pool appeared in front of us, and after the convoy bypassed the pool, a gray low building appeared that looked quite inconspicuous.
The car stopped, and several of us got out of the car, Red Sleeves still holding my arm, but his eyes were aimed at the back of the convoy, and Wang Jun and his group were indeed escorted down, and went around the right side of the building to the back.
Redsleeves was a little anxious, and pulled my arm again, and I motioned with my eyes to her to be calm and have a chance to talk about it later.
The impure master led me and Red Sleeves into the building, only to know that there was a cave inside, it turned out that this was a small club, with all kinds of entertainment and leisure projects, and it adopted a membership invitation system, so ordinary people could not enter at all.
In other words, only those who receive an invitation from the club are eligible to be guests here, so the people who come here are either official or noble.
The impure master smiled and asked me what I wanted to do, do I want to bet two?
I said that there is no hurry, we brothers haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's good to find a place to catch up on the past.
The impure master said yes, so he arranged a small private room, and ordered someone to soak in the best Biluochun. Because the rest of the conversation was classified, I didn't let Redsleeves in, but let her wait at the door.
Because of Wang Jun and the others, Red Sleeves was a little impatient, so I reassured her and promised her that I would have the opportunity to talk to Bujing about it.
Red Sleeves was so anxious that she was about to cry, and I must do it as soon as possible, because the Impure Master is a very terrible and ruthless person, even more terrifying and a hundred times more ruthless than the Decepticons!
I promised her.
In the room, I chatted with the Impure Master, and since my purpose was to meet the Elder Chongyan, I quickly shifted the conversation to that. I said that I was going back to Henan, and Zhang Yujie, the star general of North China, knew about it, and told me to say hello to Chong Yandao.
"Brother unclean, when will you take me to meet Daoist Chongyan?"
The impure master folded his hands and recited the Buddha's name, saying thank you for the kindness of the star generals, but Chong Yan Dao Chang has been in poor health recently, and specially said that if he does not see the guest, he hopes that his brother will understand.
Speaking of poor health, my heart chuckled, and naturally I thought of a ghost smile, thinking that Chong Yan Dao Chang would not also be killed, could it be that Wei Lao's worries were right? You must know that it is really difficult for ordinary people to hurt a master of this level like the star generals in various regions, and only people who are particularly close to them can get off the phone, and the ghost smile is an excellent example!
The Six Saints of East China are all on the line, and they are not the opponents of the ghost smile, but if they make yin, they will be invincible. There is a saying that the most likely to hurt people is your friends, because they know you best and know your weaknesses!
The impure master said that Chong Yan Dao Chang's health was not safe, although my heart was like a mixed taste, but I didn't show anything on my face, I just said that it was a pity, so let's bother it another day.
The impure master clasped his hands together again and said, Brother Zuo Fei, this time you are going to stay in Henan for a few days?
I said I wouldn't be able to stay for a few days, just walk around, you wouldn't be annoyed by me, would you?
The impure master said no, no, it's just Brother Zuo Fei, you can play around, but don't kill my people anymore, otherwise my face won't be able to pass, how will I face the people below in the future?
I said yes, I'm sure to pay attention.
I took advantage of this opportunity to talk about the red sleeves and persuaded the impure master to let those guys go. But the impure master rejected me, saying that the Red Sleeves gang had been doing evil here for a long time, and they were not subject to discipline, and this time it was difficult to catch them all, and they must all be killed.
"Brother Zuo Fei, don't say that I won't give you face, I will let go of the red sleeves, and others really can't let them go."
I still wanted to grind the impure master two more words, but suddenly the door of the box was slammed open, and the red sleeves actually broke in with a knife, and scolded in his mouth: "Unclean old bald donkey, I slaughtered you!" ”
I was taken aback, I didn't know why Red Sleeves suddenly broke in, and just as I wanted to stop him, the Buddha beads of the impure master had already come out of my hand, and smashed on Red Sleeves' chest with a "bang", and Red Sleeves' body flew out like a kite with a broken string.