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( )As a general-purpose mass-produced ordinary house in the Celestial Empire (self-recognized), today Zhou You went out to buy a D version from a small stall, and the outer packaging was printed with "FATE/zero" DVD compressed disc

Back home. Zhou You turned on the computer, took out the CD, glanced at the disc and turned it to Sparta: "I'll go!" Pokemon BW? It's not the same as saying yes! ”

"No! I'm going to find that soul profiteer to return it! Zhou You stood up awe-inspiringly, thought about it, and sat down again: "Well, let's ...... a copy of the plate first."

So a bloody scene happened - when Zhou You put the disc king in the computer, his finger was inexplicably electrocuted by the disc rack! In a panic, when my arm knocked over the Coke bottle that I had placed on the computer desk at some point, my foot was mixed with the computer plug that slipped to my foot at some point!

"Zizi-crackling-boom-" After a burst of effect sounds, Zhou You had already disappeared from the room.

That's it, call it a day.

As the saying goes, the great god tells you to wear it at three o'clock, who can keep you until half past three......

Ahh

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Zhou You opened his eyes.

"Smallpox I don't know...... Uh, forget it, this line is really too cheesy. ”

I sat up and looked at it, I was indeed in a completely unfamiliar room, and the decoration style was mostly Japanese: tatami floors, sliding doors and closets, of course, there was a TV in the corner that was not like a TV computer like a computer, and there were posters and dolls of some little monsters on the cabinet on the wall - the owner of the room seemed to have relatively young taste......

Belch...... Wrong.

The three monsters on the wall poster looked familiar, but the problem was the very suspicious, red-and-white ball in the middle of them......

Remember what you were doing? I bought the FATE printed on the packaging of the CD, but inside it was a pet ......

……

"Babble-" A mournful scream pierced the sky

"Calm down, I want to be calm......" Zhou You held his head in his hands and ran around the room. Pampering Pokemon is better than FATE...... At least it won't kill anyone...... If you are used to the style of drawing...... There are a lot of sisters and sisters...... Well...... Better than FATE...... What a yarn! I'm completely unfamiliar with this place! The game hasn't touched the animation at all, but I haven't watched the first part yet, and I haven't finished reading it. ”

"What are you doing, little you?" The door of the room was opened, and standing at the door was a beautiful woman with an apron tied around her waist, holding a frying pan, no more than 25 years old, and exuding a mature and intellectual atmosphere, "Even if you want to go to the doctor today to get the initial elf, you can't scream so loudly, the neighbors will have opinions." ”

Zhou You calmed down all of a sudden-looking at the people in front of him knew that there were beautiful women in the three-dimensional Pokemon world! And certainly quite a few!

"Ah...... It's me who is so excited, I'm sorry. Zhou You, who calmed down, immediately followed the beauty's words and apologized first. Shouting out who you are and where you are is is not a good option.

From what I just said, I can know that I have indeed traveled to the world of Pokemon. And now I seem to be the age of the protagonist Ash.,I'm going to get the novice equipment today.,I mean the initial elf?

"Well, just calm down." Seeing Zhou You quieting down, the apron beauty stepped forward with a smile and patted Zhou You's head: "After all, I'm about to get the first elf in my life, Dad, I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night......

…… Dad, Dad? This look, this voice, this chest - uh, flat......

Click-la-this is the sound that flesh and blood make when it becomes a rock.

Wait a minute!

Zhou You, who was full of "pseudo-mother, Hideyoshi, Yoooooooo", suddenly realized something more strict - this guy calls himself Dad, so I am his ......?

Bang la la - this is the sound of the rock layer on the surface of the body cracking

With the structural diagram of this house that came out of his head at some point, Zhou You bypassed the pseudo-mother's father at subsonic speed, rushed out of the room, rolled down the stairs, and went straight to the bathroom on the first floor! That has mirrors!

"......" Zhou You stared at the mirror expressionlessly.

In the mirror is a pink and cute little Lori with shoulder-length dark purple hair, a white and red face, and big watery blue eyes that are slightly raised at the corners of the eyes, looking ...... It's like a ten-year-old senpai......

By the way, Zhou You looked in front of the mirror and confirmed with his own hands that in this life, in this body, he is still a pure man......

Bang – it's the sound of your head hitting the mirror.

"Ahhh......h What is Xiao Yu doing strange things again? Hearing the sad voice from downstairs, Zhou You's cheap old "father" tilted his head as if he was troubled, "Who is this child's personality like?" ”

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On the quiet road of Zhenxin Town, now a loli skin is approved...... No, it's Zhou You, a pseudo-girl...... It's not right, it's called Zhou Fangyou now, and he is moving like a snail with his head down, and from time to time he reaches out and points in the air.

It's not because of the installation of "BrainBurst", it's not schizophrenia, it's not finger cramps, but Zhou Fangyou found a game called "Let's Fight!" in his head! The system of Hot Blooded Pokemon ......

Well, it is a system that is famous and famous, second only to the main god in terms of the coefficient of the pit father, and the author and readers like to see it.

For the unscrupulous tenants who popped out of his head, Zhou Fangyou is generally optimistic - after all, he is really not familiar with Pokemon, and it is better to have a plug-in than no plug-in, and I have never seen the system in any novel that roast the host's brain......

So Zhou Fangyou clicked on the attribute column in the system menu with a hint of anticipation......

Name: Zhou Fangyou

Master：？？？

Rank: ???

Gender:???

Attribute:???

Strength: ???

Durable:???

Agile:???

Magic:???

Treasure: ???

Rank Ability: ???

Intrinsic Ability: ???

……

What is this!?

Zhou Fangyou said that he was really calm. It's not the point that it's all a string of question marks except for the name, including gender, and the inherent and ability of the rank treasure in front of those question marks is swollen? The title of the main menu of this system doesn't say something about hot-blooded Pokemon...... Yes?

Zhou Fangyou exited the attribute bar, carefully looked at the LOGO on the main interface, and the result was in "Let's fight! Behind "Hot Blooded Pokemon" found that most of the "Duel" had been erased off most of the "Duel! The title of "Holy Grail War in Dongmu Town......

ORZ……

Just when Zhou Fangyou was considering whether to show his two middle fingers to the sky to show his respect for the great god of crossing, a flashing envelope icon appeared in the system:

"Cup...... I mean the esteemed traverser 2435047, due to ...... For all kinds of unexpected reasons, you who were originally scheduled to cross the FATE plane 0623 have crossed to the Pokemon plane 0147, and now the welfare system that comes with the crossing has been updated to fit the Pokemon plane system, I wish you a happy journey through the time~"

"PS: Still due to such and such unexpected reasons, Pokemon plane 0147 has undergone some changes, but it has little impact on the traverser, please treat it as a small surprise in life~"

"PS: Please comment on this customer service return visit: 1. Satisfied; 2. Very satisfied; 3. Customer service: I love you to death......"

……

In the face of such a letter full of slots, Zhou Fangyou resisted the urge to vomit blood and reopened the attribute bar:

Name: Zhou Fangyou

Attribute: Attack: 0

Defense: 0

Special Attack: 0

Special Defense: 0

Speed: 0

Skill: None

Main Quest: Pokemon Master: Win the championship of the Alliance Tournament; Reward: Mystery Surprise

Side Quest: First Pokemon: Get a Pokemon from Dr. Oki - 0/1, Reward: +1 for all attributes, Lv1 for immortality

……

Poof--the previous mouthful of blood still didn't hold back after all.

Isn't this still a cheat?! All attributes 0 have wood! Even a row of question marks is better than a row of zero eggs, right? Such a tragic attribute bar is probably enough to become the laughing stock of the entire traversal industry, right?

"I see...... I'm not actually the main character...... I'm just a soy sauce ...... Hehe......"

On the quiet path of Zhenxin Town, a desolate figure that seemed to be covered in clouds slowly walked in the direction of the Oki Research Institute......

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