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"Why did things turn out like this...... "Xiao You, who was running in the mountains and forests, let out a helpless lament.

By the way, Xiao Yu is now running in the mountains next door to Dr. Oki's research institute, with a rope tied around his waist and a large tire dragged on the rope; A pair of leggings were strapped to the legs, and the leggings were filled with lead; There is also a little elf behind him, the elf is called Breed, and the illustrated book calls it the Fierce Bite Land Shark......

If you go back a little bit......

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"Oh, it's back, Yu-chan!" The woman who has just stopped the heads-up - it's not impossible to say that the beating is not impossible - the woman who bites the land shark as a "pre-meal exercise" is none other than Xiao Yu's cheap mom in the Pokemon world, Ayako Poison Island.

"Huh...... Well! Mother...... Mom......" Xiao You's voice was still a little nervous, after all, he was standing at the bloody elf slaughter site, and the bloody corpse of a blue and violent elf was lying on the side...... (Fierce bite land shark: ......@%~@*#¥+@=#... To the effect that labor and management are still alive, don't talk nonsense)

Ayako Poison Island casually stuck the wooden knife on the ground - the real wooden knife is not Masako's metal products in the shape of a wooden knife - took a few steps forward with a sunny smile, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Xiao Yu's head a few times: "It's been a long time, you seem to have grown taller!" ”

"Hmm......" felt a slight roughness on the top of his head, but it was very warm to the touch, and Xiao Yu relaxed a little.

The personality is not very exaggerated...... It seems that he scared himself before.

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In the next family dinner time, Ayako's table was relatively normal, except for the slightly larger amount of food, there was nothing special. If I had to say it, it was probably a good wine, and the wine was slightly worse...... In the name of celebrating Xiao You's return, Ling Zi took out more than half of the stock in a half-meter-tall sake bottle, and Ling Zi decisively began to play drunken madness...... Probably.

"You-chan, wine is a good thing~" When Dad Yakumo went to wash the dishes - of course, the rice was also made by Yakumo - Ling Zi hugged the big wine bottle with the Chinese character "Quick Dragon Kill", and leaned on the sofa with drunken eyes and broke the news to Xiao You: "Mom knows your father by this~ So you have to be grateful for the wine~~"

Then Ayako revealed her acquaintance with Xiao You's father without saying anything...... In a nutshell, it was the poison island Ayako who was still a lily girl when she was young, and after drinking, she met Zhou Fang Yakumo, who was traveling as an elf breeder, and mistook the young pseudo-girl for a sister paper, so she used the power of alcohol to attack and strengthen the push that night, without saying a word......

"Ah~~ I was really scared at the time~~" Ayako smiled happily and patted the half-petrified Xiaoyu's head, "But for the sake of such a cute face, let's eat him anyway~~"

Little Brain Supplement Scene: Ayako, who was leaning on the head of the bed and smoking a cigarette with a red face, said to Zhou Fang Yakumo, who was wrapped in a sheet and shrunk at the foot of the bed and sobbing, "If you cry enough, go put on your clothes, and we'll be responsible......

It feels like something is broken!

On the first day home, Xiao You's custom label for the cheap mother was, high-end combat power, drunkard, former lily, carnivorous ......

――――Kuailongkill (a well-known sake brand in Kanto, famous for its sexual spirit)――――

Then it was the next day......

In Xiao You's words, it was the demon who finally showed his minions......

Early in the morning, Ayako, dressed in camouflage uniform, called Xiao Yu downstairs.

"Although Masako said that you are qualified, I have already learned the specific situation from the phone." My sister Masako didn't follow, and it is said that she went to the town to gather the subordinates of the "Shinshin Group" to "catch up...... Amen. "Although the battle between trainers will not attack the trainer itself (Xiao Yu secretly wipes his sweat), the wild elves will not tell you the rules of the battle, and sometimes some unexpected times may also cause the situation that it is too late or unable to use the elves, at this time, your own body is the most reliable guarantee."

"Although my swordsmanship has been inherited by Masako, Yu-chan, your body is very good, so I plan to train you a little as well." Ayako said solemnly, "Anyway, there are still three months before the opening of the quartz conference, which is more than enough time, and it will not delay you in training the elves." ”

"May I ask...... "What kind of training is it?" ”

"Don't worry, it's just some basic physical exercise, wilderness survival knowledge, and basic swordsmanship." Ayako's smile was still hearty, which made people subconsciously feel at ease, "Of course, if you want to learn the mysteries, it is not that you can't teach you." ”

So Xiao You, who didn't know the sinister nature of the world, followed his mother to the mountain behind the Big Wood Research Institute......

I stayed for a month......

This month, in Xiao You's words, he was caught by the devil and sent to hell......

Every day, Xiaoyou has to get up in the dark, put on the equipment at the beginning, and then run around the mountainside. As long as the speed of a pseudo-girl drops to a certain distance, the butt will make close contact with the sharp forelimbs of the fierce bite land shark, and as the number of times increases, the position of this contact will gradually approach the center of the buttocks......

Xiao Youzhen really didn't want to try the feeling of being stabbed by a miserable white bone spike half a meter long fist.

After a difficult weight-bearing cross-country run -- running in the mountains and forests with a tire tow is not at all the same thing as running on a playground -- the tired and dead Dairubi had a meal of wild vegetables, tree fruits, an unknown object said to contain five times the protein content of meat, and compressed biscuits that were once used in large quantities as a standard weapon. Because after Xiao You finished this lap, it was basically around ten o'clock in the morning......

"When you can finish your morning workout before eight o'clock, when will you resume the three-meal system." Ayako's bold and cheerful smile is now more hideous than Geng's face in Xiao Yu's eyes......

In addition to the compressed biscuits, the rest of the food is collectively referred to as the "Ayako Special Nutritious Meal", which is easy to absorb, rich in nutrients, and quick to restore the body. As for the taste, Mr. Zhou Fang Yakumo, one of the parties involved, once commented: "Ayako's cooking skills are a master of nutrition engineering, a gourmet's nightmare......"

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After the struggle to wipe out half of the day's food supply and a ten-minute rest, the next step is physical training. All kinds of training programs without limits make Xiao You have the illusion that he is the chief disciple of Liang Shanbo...... For example, holding two stones with both hands stretched out to do push-ups, putting a bowl of boiling water on the top of the head and behind the back to do push-ups, and building a fire on the ground more than one meter in the air to do upside-down sit-ups...... All kinds of inhumane and weird training methods are presented one by one, ensuring that there are new "surprises" every day......

After the second meal around four o'clock in the afternoon, there was actual combat training. Well...... Although it is called so, if you want to describe it as Xiaoyou, it is more appropriate to call it Battle Royale Training...... It's simple, let Yu survive for two hours under the hunt of Ayako's elves, who are not only biting land sharks, but also a giant pincer mantis and a galagara. Although with the support of the elf's deliberate hand retention and immortal characteristics, Xiao You's life is not in danger at all, but it will hurt when he is beaten......

By the way, Xiao Yu's Poke Balls (six on the surface) were confiscated and handed over to Ayako for safekeeping, and when her own pokemon trained Xiao Yu, Ayako would also take the time to "play" with Xiao Yu's elves...... Anyway, now in the presence of Ayako, even Geng Ghost will obediently hide in the Poké Ball......

By the way, after being flown by PIA in the first few actual combat trainings and exposing her immortal characteristics, Ayako has already asked the elves to remove the restriction on keeping their hands......

By the way, after eating the "Ayako Special Nutritious Meal" for three days in a row......

Trait: Bell Grylls Lv1 Upgrade! Bell Grylls Lv2: Quite a lot of process dù to enhance taste adaptation to foods outside of common sense and internal digestion. (If you get lost in the wild, this trait can save your life!) ）

After discovering that Xiao Yu was able to eat enough food in the bowl to be mosaic without changing her face, Ayako, who thought that her cooking skills were finally recognized, happily began to make "bold and creative improvements" on the recipe......

As a result, after a few days of vomiting and diarrhea, Bei Ye's trait was decisively upgraded to Lv3......

Bell Grylls Lv3: Greatly enhances taste adaptability and internal digestion of foods outside of common sense. (If you get lost in the wilderness, at least you won't starve!) ）

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A month later.

"Seven:57." Seeing Xiao Yu running over with a tattered tire and a buckle panting, Ayako gently pressed the stopwatch in her hand. "Yu-chan, your progress is frighteningly fast, Masako didn't make as fast as you back then."

"Hah...... Ha...... Thank you...... Compliment......" Xiao Yu replied breathlessly, walking slowly back and forth - after a month of hell training, Xiao Yu no longer sat on the ground with his ass as soon as he stopped like he did in the first few days. "So can you take a little more rest with the time you have saved?"

"Haha, no kidding, the special training has just begun." Ayako smiled (Xiao Yu shuddered) and took out two wooden knives from her backpack, "Next, you can start the basic swordsmanship tutorial......"

"No, it's not...... "Little You's feet went limp, and he collapsed to the ground again.

"Help......"

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